Hitler hates Michael Bay's Transformers

[312Ironhide]

@MarkOhNo You make the Camaro sound like a friggin' Hummer! It is pretty fuel efficient for a car of its class. And a hard-hitting grunt does not play "Baby come back" so his friend can get a girl, or try to warn him of a decepticon human by playing "She's super freaky" on the radio.

[AugustusLarch]

3:29 makes the whole video.

[AugustusLarch]

1: 53 your fucking A. That's gold.

[ramus313]

LMAO 1:47

[Hectorferjr2]

I hate this video.

[roboguy75]

SERIOUSLY, I AM ANGRY AT CRITICS, NOSTALGIA FANBOYS, AND NOW THIS GUY, I saw transformers 1 and I loved it. The second, now 2 years later, not that good. seriously, bash ROTF to the ground, but please leave transformers 1 alone. Not everything has to deal with the G1 transformers, besides, I'm wondering what fans of the 80s cartoon felt about beast wars

[nyquilnu]

@roboguy75

Beast Wars is one of the most beloved series in the TF community. Aside from the really die hard G1 fans who are opposed to anything not G1 canon, I haven't come across anyone who said they openly hate it. Even if you didn't like the idea of Optimus as a fucking gorilla it was well executed, concise and a lot of fun...and it focused on the Transformers. It had smart dialogue between them and not shitty actors and camera angles stinking up the place.

[Hellzyead]

this is probably the best of the "Downfall" parodies

[AmanoJyaku71]

When Prime died in 1986 people got choked up or even cried.With the lack of charactor development did anyone feel a damn thing then Prime died in Transformers 2?Fuck No!Yeah I know they bring him right back neer the end thats not the point.Hell even in Beast wars when Dinobot dies in Code of Hero.People got choked up.Not at his death,It was because you knew him and his actions,not shutting down,giving his life for the planet all humans and Autobots to come!That is art!

[kingbfla]

I liked the first Transformers movie better but this is funny!

[LotsoBear1]

you gotta be kiddin me. i know people have their opinions about TF, but why cant people just sit back, relax, and watch it for what it is. i saw TF2, and i didnt give a rats shittin ass about the bad stuff in it. its just a movie, for gods sake. people are too angry about a simple fuckin movie. theres no need to be this angry. but i guess people wont be happy about anything, will they? "we want soundwave! (after seeing TF2) "no, we wanted him a different way!" stupid little ungrateful whiny...

[Bobzeaux]

@LotsoBear1

Some people don't like being excited about a movie they've been waiting for for years and then be disappointed by how unapologetically crappy it is. Pixar wouldn't be as great as they are if they adopted the apathetic attitude of 'it's just a movie'.

As for Soundwave, people wanted to actually see SOUNDWAVE, not a freaky little Jar Jar Binks ice-pick thing or an alien satellite that doesn't do anything beyond talking like Dr. Claw.

[eaglesfan226]

I was thinking for the beginning, more like the Nazi symbol (just like how the Transformers did it with theirs).

Anyways, Hitler's just as stupid as DrEvil. lol Too bad he hasn't thought allying with the fucking Decepticons. XD

[DocRavage]

Yep, Hitler's right. Not only does the movie lack any intelligence whatsoever (and anyone who's seen Beast Machines knows that at least they've tried), it takes a total shit on what Transformers are. You expect me to believe that walking demon covered in a junkyard is a giant robot? Ugh. At least Animated was good enough to make me have hope about the Franchise.

[nspartan011]

Personally I like transformers but bays versions all look kinda stupid. If that was James Cameron directing the movie it would be just as good as avatar.

[needles94]

i totally disagree with everyone here. Transformers is amazing! It's probably the best movie of 2007. but the second one (Revenge of the Fallen) was not very good. if there wasn't a fuckin robot fight every 10 minutes it would've been pretty good but it gets boring after a while. and its not supposed to be a comedy for gods sake. a few good jokes thrown in it is fine but that was way too much.

[km9OOO]

I agree with Hitler here, but as we all know, the real Hitler was an evil deranged sonofabitch, so... he actually would've loved Michael Bay's Transformers.

[sexuallly]

This is exactly how I reacted after seeing the movie. In German and everything. MAN it sucks these are being taken down!

[goldstar45]

pearl harbor sucked too lol

[egdeltur666]

Wow, even Hitler is with me on this!

I totally called it, Transformers was just another 'ZILLA.

[Moofheadx]

Haha nice ending.

[csswafford]

i was gonna make a video exactly like this, but now that i saw this i cant, its as if u were reading my mind, i had the same exact ideas, oh well, ill come up with another one, also great video, if ur into video editing and movies, u would get this, haha it was funny, i totally agree hitler, james cameron directing it would be sick

[deadcrowes19]

"Starscream looks like a retarded gorilla for fuck's sake!" Fucking A Hitler, Fucking A.

[greyjeth]

this is my new epicly awesome favourite video :D fuck Bay 1 was ok 2 was....*shivers* and if 3 is made im not even gonna fucking watch it ever sadly my family loved 2 god help me

[timus001]

I enjoyed the first Transformers, but not the second. I also thought The Island was an awesome movie. (runs/hides)

[MeganOMally]

Kingdom of the Crystal Skullfuck!

[NerdTronX]

holy hell, how did you get such higgh resoultion? i can fucking see the scars of hitlers teenage pimples!

[diosoth]

Bay claims his version of Transformers is realistic, but I doubt robots constructed like that would even hold together, let alone actually transform. But this is Michael Bay, he probably gets his "realism" from Hollywood cocaine.

[frankensteinmoneymac]

WOW! that was......damn...that was pretty cold LOL!!!

In his defense, honestly, how realistic could a 'transformer' ever truley look LOL! Perhaps he simply meant....it looked realistic.....for a 20 foot high robot that can change into a truck. LOL!

Still though....bravo for that put down! Im impressed!

[Neofcon]

Fuck me........this was amazing.

And even though I dont like Transformers, im strangly drawn to Soundwave for some odd reason >_>

[megatronkicksass]

Piss off, I want to blow my brains out

[heavystallin]

I didn't think it was that bad but those two twin robots pissed me the hell off. I was hoping the robots would act serious as if they were really having a war. I was sadly mistaken.

[neogeon]

holy fuck! dead on!

Cameron=FTW

it's what I've been saying since the start.

Robo DNA from an allspark? FML that doesn't make a god damn bit of sense!

Couldn't he have just made them a government project that became self aware? why would alien robots need to disguise themselves as cars? jesus christ. And did it need a 2 hour masturbation joke? REALLY?

[Timstuff]

LOL, Hitler is always whining about something. I bet he posts at IMDB.

[edgecrusherhalo]

fucking hilarious, although i thought the first movie wasnt that bad, second one on the other hand.... wow was that bad.

[Animanga25]

agreed. I enjoyed the first one only because I watched it not as a Transformers movie, but as a movie that just happens to be "Transformers In Name Only". Not sure if that makes sense.

But the second one....oh dear lord.... *facepalm*

[mesopeso11]

wow u nerds analyze every single movie. Do you get any girls? all u do is sit on the internet typing up a review about every single flaw in a movie. And you get the flaws wrong because you try to hard. they got to egypt because he fuckin teleported. not "omg how dey get to egypt so fast" God all the nerds need to die waste of sperm and eggs. Go play with your fuckin pokemon cards.

[Vader993]

yes became we are nerds beside micheal bay sucks

[hossrex]

People who dislike movies that mesopeso11 enjoyed = retarded children.

Well thought out mesopeso. Well thought out.

I don't know which is funnier... the idea that you probably bitch about movies you didn't like all the time... or the idea that you might be one of those slack jawed morons who enjoys anything they see because they lack the critical thinking skills to properly judge it.

[sugercube99]

WOW..bay really has no love from hitler does he?

[Neofcon]

No one does except 12 year olds.

And unfortunately.......some of my family members Q_Q

[xtronicx]

Maybe they're get it right with Transformers 3 mien Further?

[videozman1]

Liked the first one better.

[SidJustice1]

"Bay does have talent...remember 'Pearl Harbor.' " *LOL*

[CaseyViolette92]

LMFAO!

[tannerlittleton]

The movie took too much away from the actual plot about the Autobots vs. Deceptacons.

[caveman2015]

megan fox is a fucking hot bitch PERIOD made the film worth it

[Spielbay]

Hitler gets it. Why don't you?

[xy274]

love what he sai about bumblebee making out with arcee. lmao

[Bianco2211]

can someone please tell me what this real movie is

[SdM45]

The second movie was EVEN WORSE than the first one! At least in the first movie, Bay delivered on the action enough to make you somewhat forget about the rest of it. But the second one was so God-awfull that nothing could have redeamed it. And once again, Shia LeFaggot gets more screen-time the Optimus Prime, who, come to think of it, wasent even in a good portion of the movie to begain with. Its like Bay forgot who the main protagonist was! Fuck Michael Bay, i hope he chokes on Stephen S's dick

[twisted13jesus]

That was me after the first one came out...and again after part 2. Absolute atrocities.

"Kingdom of the Crystal Skullfuck"

I'm with ya, Adolf. Preach on.

[Redbob86]

"But Bay won't be finished til Bumblebee makes out with Arcee to a fucking Nickleback power ballad".

That made me crack up because it's probably true.

[OmegaSupreme999]

Poorly shot and edited action scenes, plot holes, terrible vapid cringe inducing comedy, horrible acting, crappy cliche dialogue, ugly robots 50,000 different parts makes them to expensive = less screen time, pacing problems, hiding in the backyard, Transformers have little if any dialogue, Peeing and farting Transformers, 2 hour and 30 min commercial/ music video,

The London reviews for the second movie say it has the same problems and is not better then the first movie.. but equal.LMAO

[AstorSapolsky]

I'm glad somebody else understands everything wrong with the film.

[ScreaminEagle17]

Oh my god. PEARL HARBOR DID SUCK!!

[Relugus]

I remember reading the UK comics...then I saw the cartoon show and was disgusted at what they did to Shockwave and Grimlock.

People slag off Bay, but what about the way the cartoon turned two of the best and most complex Transformers characters into pathetic jokes?

The Bumblebee pissing is not as bad IMHO as stupid Grim and wimpy Shockers.

Transformers films should be like the comics not the stupid cartoon.

[ToasterPig]

Dude the vast majority of people grew up on the cartoon and not the comics.

[henkman00]

well Grimlock was still a bad ass until the 1986 movie but on season 3 he was sadly turned into comic relief.

it was odd how loyal Shockwave was on the show.

still the best TF universe would be if the best of the comics and tv show where mixed into one.

and alot of people grew up watching the show and reading the comics. why else would it continue all the way to 1991. i believe the UK one even went on longer.

good to see people defend the comic book still. its from Marvel afteral.

[lightsanime]

For the 1st time, I'm with Hitler, Bayformers was a huge letdown to the original fans. They completely ruined it, they never bothered to take elements from the Unicron Trilogy or RiD, they just made up sex jokes and throw in a prostitute for the jerk-off retards out there. It's annoying to look at sex-appeal when you're not in the mood and Transformers does not put you in that mood.

James Cameron should have done Transformers.

[Holret]

Personally, I hate how it all evolves around a fucking high school kid who has a crush of a woman playing as a girl.

[MRauTObt]

@lightsanime maybe because it wasnt made to be g1 but a whole new series? some people never grow up -______- not to say im anti-g1 but i mean come on!

[312Ironhide]

@lightsanime Wow. I know how G1 Fanboys feel about this, but have they ever considered that this franchise is not JUST FOR THEM? It's for a new generation of Transformers fans also. Everywhere I go, "I hate Michael Bay!" "Michael Bay raped my childhood!" "Bayformers suck!" Yeah, That's why Transformers 3 Passed the $1,000,000,000 mark. They're nostalgic! And why would anyone say they want parts of the Unicron trilogy in there? Cliches and boring, slow so-called "Battles"? Lighten up!

[MarkoOhNo]

@312Ironhide It doesn't matter. I could've lived with it being unique from any other incarnation of the Transformers saga if it had at least been done WELL. It takes a certain amount of arrogance & idiocy to stray THAT far from the source material. Optimus was the only mildly recognizable Transformer in ANY of the movies. The CGI & animation was made so busy it became utter crap. The acting was abysmal. The writing was pathetic. Every detail smacks of Bay's byword: "At least it'll sell popcorn."

[312Ironhide]

@MarkoOhNo What would be "recognizable" to you? Make Bumblebee a VW Bug and Megatron a friggin' pistol? "These aren't the Transformers we grew up with!" They're not supposed to be the ones you grew up with! They pay homage to the characters with certain elements, like Optimus' face-plate, Megatron's fusion cannon and Starscream's jet nose in his chest. These Transformers are supposed to fit in today's world. I don't want to sound rude or mad, I'm just trying to make a point.

[MarkoOhNo]

@312Ironhide How about recognizable as individuals? Perhaps give them some personality? Keeping true to character? For instance, Bumblebee - as a character - is a peppy little guy anxious to help however he can, not a hard-hitting grunt. His primary feature is that he's the most fuel-efficient Transformer. VW or not, making his vehicle form one of the least fuel-efficient you'll ever find was an utterly clueless, boneheaded move.

[MarkoOhNo]

@MarkoOhNo I know the most overused argument against this is, "Well, Bay made the movie his own." "Artistic license." Blah blah blah. There's only so much you can do with a pre-existing franchise before you've gone too far. Comparatively, he may as well put out a James Bond movie in which Bond is a beer-swilling, inept hermaphrodite who farts on-screen every 10 minutes. Or a Dora the Explorer movie in which she's 21 and sleeps with every single male character. I mean seriously. What the fuck.

[lordtrax8]

Michael Bay's Transformers=retarded movie.

[noncebiscuit]

the reason they are saying 'no no no' so much is because Bay likes his actors to treat his hackneyed scripts wit the contempt they deserve and to let them improvise. unfortunately he does not pick actors that can improvise. therefore when in danger or are in awkward social moments they merely say 'no no no no' -- thinking this will surely not make it to the final cut. Bay destroys all --- he is a human black hole.

[scarhunter92]

"Fuck Megatron and his pinneaple asshole face!"

LMAO. Loved the movie but this is hilarious.

[Force170]

The Htiler logo at the start is hilarious.

[iwasherenotyou]

i like the transformers movie but this is just hilarious

[DogFoxHybrid]

Awesome. Sums up my thoughts exactly.

[hanshotfirst1138]

James Cameron's Transformers has long been a pipe-dream of mine.

[Devilbat]

With the upcoming new 3D technology of Avaar, I now wish Transformers was never made. Woulda gladly waited another 2 yrs for him to make it using that tech.

Better director, better script, better performance

[hanshotfirst1138]

That, and a Simon Furman script. I can put that on my list of "yeah rights" with that Peter David Hulk screenplay and a Harry Potter movie by Terry Gilliam (or Tim Burton, Jean-Pierre Jeunet, Guillermo del Toro, Ridley Scott, or someone with as strong a visual sensibility as Alfonso Cuaron). Only in my dreams.

[hanshotfirst1138]

Whoever put this together is so awesome that it defies description.

[X3freako]

fuck megatron and his pineapple assholeface ROFLOL!

[Flinch4jesus]

So funny.... I have several friends who, when they say, "This movie looks awesome" or "This movie was great," it's a guarantee that the movie actually sucks a large beastial cock. Transformers was such a movie. This Hitler clip is as good as film reviews get, and reaffirms my decision to never waste my time watching even a clip of the Transformers movie.

[hanshotfirst1138]

It's a Michael Bay movie. That alone will tell you whether you want to buy it and watch it every day of your life or avoid it like the plague.

And 2.5 hours is too damn long for a movie about giant robots. There was barley enough substance for 80 minutes, let alone 150.

[Chaosrayne]

You're kidding me, right?  I could watch giant robots smash stuff up all day.

Bay may not make good movies, but at least it was entertaining to watch.

[hanshotfirst1138]

I won't deny that I have little use for Michael Bay, but I thought that had movie that lasted an hour-and-a-half, it would have been a fun guilty pleasure like the last half-hour or so (the city showdown) was. At two-and-a-half hours, I was BEGGING for it to end. The action sequences were fun, but I thought that the movie was just endless.

[SpeedingStudent]

So spot-on...the scenes at the house, the hackers, the military bullshit...I kept asking myself "when am I gonna see a showdown?!" It was a small snippet at the end.

What a fucking ripoff.

[hanshotfirst1138]

The movie really started to lag around the Sector 7 storyline. Had they just cut some of the pointless stuff (the idiotic masturbation discussion, Ironhide pissing on John Turroto's head [They wasted the special effects budget on THIS?], the Bush parody [Ha ha Mr. Bay, how hilarious], on and on), there's plenty of stuff that didn't advance the narrative (or much of anything else) that could have wound up on the cutting room floor. WHY is a movie about giant robots almost as long as GoodFellas?

[carmel0anthony]

dude bay makes great movies!

[paydafee]

he has very good special effects but is a really bad writer. I don't care really, I liked transformers. I came there to watch a movie about giant robots destroying everything, and I got what I wanted

[Devilbat]

They barely did that. Scenes were cut short with horrible shaky cam no less.

Focused too much on humans

[SpeedingStudent]

100x THIS.

I am going to see Transformers, not Sam and Mikela's first big date.

I want at least 80% of screen time to be humans...not military, not hackers, not teens, Transformers!!!

And the way the decepticons were taken out by humans for fuck's sake?! That was the biggest insult of all.

It had a few magic moments, but overall, I was very dissappointed. Bay is a shallow director.

Give it to Cameron, Ridley Scott, Nolan...a smart director, please.

[hanshotfirst1138]

Or, as buddy of mine put it, "I went to see Transformers, not 'Sam Whitwhicy Tries to Get Laid, Guest Starring A Bunch of Robots Who Are Transformers In Name Only."

[SpeedingStudent]

This is truth.

I have hope for ROTF, but my standards are set VERY LOW after the first one.

[tomatoketchupok]

Fucking a. You're dead on.

[hanshotfirst1138]

I wouldn't have a problem with a focus on human emotions. On the contrary, that's what should drive any film, or any story period for that matter. But since all of the characters were one-dimensional (if that), stereotypical, annoying, and served no purpose except to look impossibly photogenic, that went out the window. And that the cameraman for every shot seemed to be having a grand mall seizure and the editor seemed to have taped down the cut button didn't help much either.

[ToasterPig]

I think the film should focus on human emotions and aspects of humanity too... but should not be forgotten is the fact that the Transformers are human like in personality and behavior. Or at least they are supposed to be. I think the human characters should be supporting roles and the main characters should all be Transformers. If they are written properly then robot characters should be just as relatable as human characters.

[Bobzeaux]

Let me guess... These friends of yours who profess to the awesomeness of Bayformer$ also say that movies like Spider-Man 3 and Indiana Jones 4 suck, right? ;P

[0osaka]

You need to get out more often

[plastikamerikan]

Bumble making out with Arcee to a Nickelback power ballad LMFAO

[tylerdurdenkorn]

holy fuck this made me piss myself!

[JohnChristopherHowe]

I hate Michael Bay so much...

[noncebiscuit]

damn you michael bay

[noncebiscuit]

Damn you michael Bay

[seamotine]

First!