Monkey Dust - Terror Training

[theonelinerkid]

is it me or is this similar to 4 lions?

[SUPERMARKYSHARKY]

Okay, so I think it's got a very symbolic message that being a islamist terrorist working night and day on blowing stuff up is rubbish.

Ironically they themselves were "converted" to the football and pudding. There is still hope that Terrorists can see the light.

[VashDraven]

I find it hilarious Osama has a Yellow Pages.

[snoopyprobing]

osama is not dead he lives on in the hearts of the haters of the west

but im not to fussed on him myself

i like ozzy hes a dude

[snoopyprobing]

my fave program

[wingslyp]

Bring back Monkey Dust

[TheIkaraCult]

we've come as the darkness!

[Coolguyrob2006]

It's a shame that cunt had to go and die.

[nickjujitsu]

Reminds me of four lions so much.

[mayatk1]

We don't need no Guantanamo Bay. All we need is to send Radical Muslims to UK households to naturalize them like this.

[thefrecklepuny]

I hope those Mr. Greedy mini hot dogs in ketchup were not pork based products!!! Tut, tut!!!

[Elastane]

0121 FTW

[Akroma188]

osama is dead «.. FAIL.. outdated lol

[Coolguyrob2006]

@Akroma188 He's not dead, he lives on in the heart of every mother, in the smile of every baby and in the eyes of every child

[ChromaAurora]

Surely the whole joke is simply that they're from West Bromwich, right? Well, that's how I see these sketches, anyway.

Of course, no offence to anyone from there.

[MrMinutemen]

it is evil nazi propaganda.. very sad and infantile and not the last..  destructive..

[clockwolf]

@MrMinutemen lol

[jhfh3112]

It was funnier when Four Lions did it.

[panicbeach69]

TYPICAL WEST BROM SCUM.......... YOU WILL NEVER BEAT THE WOLVO INFIDELS !

[FATALITY07RUS]

OMG, this is the best cartoon)) I love watching it in Russia)) And the voices of all 4 guys and their accents..damn just love 'em ))

[HoodedFig900]

@CheckMateyGB How do you know this? Do you have connections with OBL? I have a good mind to pass your details onto MI6 so you can be abducted to Poland and be waterboarded for weeks on end about things you know nothing about!

[mavisandbillybob]

Good cartoon, check out 'Potato Smiles' !

[esmikd]

Mrs Khan is ace...!

[sonofsilence]

This must be where Chris Morris got the idea for 4 lions

[Spjungen]

"Tomorrow, there will not be a Gordon Ramsey...tomorrow, DEATH, will rain the...*sniff sniff* WILL RAIN THE *sniff* What is that bewitching smell?"

XDXDXD I fuckin' love that shit.

[Spjungen]

What's the song?

[beautness]

@Spjungen 'Daydream Believer' by the Monkees

[beautness]

@Spjungen 'Daydream Believer' by the Monkees

[Razza1091]

The Gills taking the upper hand! That dates it a bit.

[OutlawMELFINA]

It makes me think of four crows/ birds????

[panicbeach69]

WEST BROM SCUM........ WOLVES AYE WE !!!

[will199403]

@panicbeach69 you disgust me

[wildprincess5500]

lol this is hillarious! and im muslim but.... i hope u all dont think that all muslims do this its completely NOT TRUE!! but lol it totally made my day!  but yeah muslims do not do this!! =D

[MrSelidor7]

@wildprincess5500. Not all muslims but probably MOST muslims.

I mean most people in the UK watch football and eat Findus Crispy Pancakes/McCain Over Chips/etc regardless of their religion.

[minmi9966]

**This clip contains material that may be offensive to religious viewers**

hey you just offended an atheist viewer you weak spined morons.

[b0r3d0n1ine]

@minmi9966 lol.. u should blow up youtube,lol

[davhall500]

hot dogs are pork .... funny!!!

[davhall500]

tomorrow will not be a Gordon Ramsey....lol

[BobTKaye]

"This clip contains material that may be offensive to religious viewers"

Only the ones that want to be offended. Most muslims would find this pretty amusing.

[augustustoplady1]

**This clip contains material that may be offensive to religious viewers** says BBC worldwide.

Only if you're a psychotic islamist, of course, and God forbid the Islamist terrorists are offended.

[Softrockman]

For people who don't like 'this shit' ... you DONER KEBAB MUNCHERS sure seem to have a lot to say for yourselves, if you find it that abhorrent then keep watching your piss poor state TV channels for a broader view of the world, although perhaps they will be closed due to government cut backs, so back to washing the donkeys.

[Haidoor1987]

@Softrockman Every Friday night at the kebab place, I never see muslims munching kebabs. It's everyone but them.

[Softrockman]

@Haidoor1987, You are right to correct me, it is usually Saturday nights.

[rawsickpuppy]

adverts are fucking vandalism.

[CinnabonChan]

@M4rsAtt4ck if u type like this then i feelo sorry 4 u...

[hussaruk]

@M4rsAtt4ck Are you watching the same thing lol?!

[JamesWaton]

HAHA! Brittish humor at it's best.

[TheGangsterRH]

offensive

[jezkemp]

I love the storyline & other sketches with these guys.

But I'm not sure why the BBC has to say "might offend religious viewers". WTF? 1) It's satire about extremism. 2) Non-muslims wouldn't be offended. 3) It's not really about religion, but even if it was, you can't go round treating religious people like some sort of special case. Maybe they could say "atheists might be offended" before Thought For The Day comes on and tells all non-believers they don't have any morals.

[ThePointlessAtheist]

Tis no more a satire of extremism than metamorphosis is a book about bugs. these sketches are about the devaluation of the human in a post modern society.The reason the fundamentalist are insincere is not because fundamentalists are insincere but insincerity is fundamental to modern life. If you look at people on the toilet sketches they are not attacks on fame, who could argue with the fame of Ghandi, but rather our modern concept of fame. In the end even the fundamentalist gives in.

[jezkemp]

@ThePointlessAtheist What a stupid load of waffle. In English please?

[Softrockman]

@ThePointlessAtheist.that's a bit pointless.....

[caesarcheese]

I love this show, although this is my least favorite of skits

[CinnabonChan]

Who would have thought that Iceland junk food would save Britain?

Someone give Kerry Katona a medal!

[Klamath2046]

Scorpion has the most amazing eyebrows

[allseeingeye93]

And pupils xD

[FacelessOnlooker]

Lol at the english mum.

[ScientologySucksAss]

lol Muslims , gatta love em

[azazel637]

when theyre crying out for order

[Rereversed]

"that will set all britain ABLASE!"

[davhall500]

busting....lol.

[slayerfromabove]

lol, the power of junkfood :P I loved the old series about the doctor who killed his own daughter as well

[Provocaine]

and the meat safe murderer

[slayerfromabove]

you mean Ivan? I don't think that's from the same creator?

[baggybod]

it is its all monkey dust

[slayerfromabove]

no, monkey dust is a collection of cartoon writers, you can see similarities in drawing throughout the series. and of course you see their names in the credits

[zatoichi12345]

watch the scorpians eye brows when he talks,you be hypnotised.

[bhsaf]

Rofl, im a muslim, nd yet i find this soo funny.. specially the food that theyre eating P:

[anmaree]

That's cool. :) My mam likes Father Ted and she's catholic. Sense of humour is a good thing to have.

[JONNOG88]

I loved this show.

One of the funniest shows ever shown on BBC Three.

Is it true that the man who created this died in recent years.

Shame.

It could have been a kind of UK answer to South Park or Family Guy.

Doubt this sketch would have been giving the go-ahead after 7/7.

"Infidel Gillingham"

LOL!!!!!!

[clumsey33]

what the hell is this! bmw ads on bbc clips - "other makes of car are availabe". anyway bbc worldwide has removed the full episodes of season 2 & 3 from youtube, so now one of there best ever programmes is completely inaccesable. fair enough, if you want to stop copyright infringement , but you have to make it available yourself!

[ZemplinTemplar]

Exactly.

[SkinZ666uk]

I've had 3 lsd with a ketamine top and have to say.. "THANKYOU" because that was exactly what i needed to see.. I don't care about anyone else's opinion, you are a legend, I hope you live forever...

[Darkstar2586]

Live forever? Excellent choice of words 0.o

[CinnabonChan]

I love the mum. She acts as though her kids are just going to play footie.

"Got your jihad today boys?"

"No that's tomorrow mum."

"Ah. I'll tape Supernanny for you then."

[artysmokes]

@CinnabonChan Yeah, Mrs. Khan is brilliant, and she's subtly the key to the satire. There are hundreds of thousands of real life Mrs Khans in Britain; Muslim, but Westernised. If only there were more Mrs Khans visible in the media - instead of the stereotypical jihadist nutters that grab all the headlines - average thickos wouldn't have this paranoid fear. Mrs. Khan (like many Muslims) watches Eastenders, not Al Jazeera.

[kotsami]

i'm a middle-eastern muslim and im not offended at all by this skit actually i find it hilarious.

i cant stop laughing 5 stars for monkey dust

[TheLoneDevil]

Same :D

[bujumgad]

@kotsami Of course you like this skit--it's utterly toothless satire that wouldn't offend anyone. The fact that you enjoyed it means it's a spectacular fucking failure.

[Xantion]

I wonder how that made it through the BBC's editorial office.

[L4MD4]

what editorial office?

[seansalvador1]

Scum!!!

[Caphales]

How is the Song at 1:14 called?

[willgr144]

DayDream believer, by the monkees

[neptho]

Daydream Believer, by the Monkees.

[ZzzannizzZ]

any puddin lads?

[LemonZeppelin]

"We've come as The Darkness."

"You said to come in disguise"

Haha, Monkey Dust was awesome.

[MonkeyWrench4269101]

See thats way you defeat terrorism, let them experience the joys of football and mini hotdogs in ketchup!!

[Spjungen]

@MonkeyWrench4269101 And Hooters. =P

[MayOceansClaimMe]

obviously jasonwho13 thinks instead of being able to show we are not afraid by being able to laugh at things, wants us to cower in fear at the very nature of everything that is bad in the world.

[MonkeyWrench4269101]

Its funny but we laughed at the Nazis, the only thing to fear is fear itself! a smart man once said that.

[goatshredder]

That and force majeure...

[MadGoose5]

JasonWho13 has spectacularly missed the entire point in this satirical sketch.

[MadGoose5]

its mocking the stereotypes people place on terrorism that it is all performed by hardcore muslims -- it's not. the humour is in the fact that these are normal lads with ordianry lives who do not take their faith too seriously. theyre also english locals - they have liverpool accents (i believe... could be wrong). theyre likable, and been led astray -- that's the way i read this clip. im not saying its correct but i am sure ive got the gist better that you have...

[slacknhash]

Brummies. The lads are West Brom supporters.

[anebira]

@MadGoose5 Erm more like brummie accents :p

[MadGoose5]

@anebira so they are, my bad xD

[MadGoose5]

bah, sucks to be me with my sheltered south suburban roots :P

[SOUTHSIDER1985]

grow up, get a brain, a get a fukin life u moronic cunt...ITA A COMEDY! u that fukin retarded??! lol...its unbelivable theres actually pple as stupid a u jason...

[MadGoose5]

... relax and youl find that you are more able to see things in other ways. no terrorism isn't a joke. people are a joke, people who see things one dimentionally. do yourself a favour - don't be one of those. it isnt good for you or anyone else.

[xamctvo]

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[bionicbela]

Jason who? surely Jason why? Jeez, the sad thing about you is that you, is that you've lost all notion of what life is about. I suggest that you get yourself some (new) mates, grab a season of MD dvd's and move over to the other side. F'kin soon, because you're wasting your life with hatred.

[androo43]

Bostin.

Boing Boing.

[RevStaplehurst]

"The Infidel Gillingham"

[JasonWho13]

No, you're a fool. The only thing this episode doesn't show is these guys using NHS and cashing their dole check.

[Borderman10]

nice one man

[chelehanley]

no i dont think you have got the gist of it... its ment to be funny

[Borderman10]

yes its funny . Very funny

[JasonWho13]

The sad thing is that this is what the Labour Party has turned Britain into, the BNP would clean this shite up right quick, BRAAAAP!

[Spoonfoon]

You really are a fool. Your form of racism should not be tolerated.

[KramerLeo]

Braaap? Isn't that word used by black people in South London?

[bwfc1975]

JasonWho13 - The BNP? What a sad and simple person you must be.

[DrChalkwithering]

Put a donk on it!

[Tomitrouble]

Amusingly, you use the word 'braaaap' as some kind of good thing, when you should know, it is a widely used word in the black community.

BNP? Just goes to show what an uneducated twat you are.

[Th1sWasATriumph]

"**This clip contains material that may be offensive to religious viewers**"

And if this clip was potentially offensive to political viewers, or to followers of a particular band, would such a warning have been put in? I highly doubt it.

You could made a strong case for these MD sketches being critical of the materialistic nature of Western society as much as they are critical of religious zealots, but that's not a warning I've ever seen either.

Fuck religion.

[JamieCartell]

Monkey dust is awesome. "We've come as The Darkness." "You said to come in disguise." Hahaha.

[saladf1ng3r5]

this is brilliant! absolutely love Mrs Khan.

[Klamath2046]

Gotta love Omar's dance at 1:30! :D

[pataphysician66]

Those lovable nutty terrorists! My favorite skit on MD

[pataphysician66]

Yay for Monkey Dust!

[CinnabonChan]

Child-orientated junkfood saved Britain.

[popepiusix]

"The infidel Gillingham..." Classic.

[rcroton]

As a West Brom fan, I find this incredible. LOVE IT.

[jav35]

Hahaha, this is piss funny!

[leothelion19]

lol little toy airaplanes

[jazziejeffie]

Super Gills!

Drop dead funny..

[Czechmate1967]

Effing genius. That's the way to deal with terrorism -laugh at it.

[antiamericanclimax]

lmao this is indeed 'dark comedy'

[NB134]

In the last bit where they are watching the football, Why does the scorpion turn into the taunting frenchman from monty pythons holly grail?

[richardispeachy]

yeah, i thought that too. they should have got an actual burly asian bloke to do the voice.

[angrytubby]

Such superb satire. If you bbc people read these comments, please, for the sake of everyone, please release series 2 and 3 on DVD. What better way to pay tribute to Harry Thompson?

[VJAZA9T2]

Birmingham phone numbers and post codes lol

[UncleKennybobs]

This is superb. Makes a clear mockery of all you fuckwits.