i live in the bay and I met this dude from tenderloin named Crack Head Ed
and for half an hour he was trying to get my friends mom drunk and then he barrowed my phone and started walking away and I had to be like "hey don't take my phone." I offered him some weed and he goes, "no, I don't smoke weed, that shit's bad for you." and then he was like "you guys are nice people" and he turns to his friend whose face was covered in tatoos and says, "come on, let's go start some trouble over there."
@HaterkillaJuan if i didnt smoke why wud i even comment about joints n blunts? that wud make no sense and you call me an idioit! your probally a bitch who smokes blunts
bye thanks for coming to sanfraansiisco come bsck in april were having a sale on burkenstocks.........lol...........WELCOME TO OAKLAND BITCH!!!...........HAHAHAHAHA LOL ROFL
Nice fretless bass/drum track in the beginning
Orangemongoose1 5 days ago
Is he hitting a joint before he gets on stage? lol
Ntc2415 6 days ago
welcome to oakland bitch
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3:19 Samuel L. Jackson: it's my beer!
BerkayCavs 1 month ago
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BerkayCavs 1 month ago
Do you hate when you hear people cheering but there is one mother fucker booing.
cassabacake1 1 month ago
Haha was he really smoking a joint before he went on stage?
DACappola 1 month ago
Haha was he really smoking a joint before e went on stage?
DACappola 1 month ago
@DACappola Fucker i was about to say that
cassabacake1 1 month ago
This is America's ANUS right here, this shit is DEEP
lmao
RajiR0QK3T 2 months ago
chocolate.... this is doo doo baby
7eliu 2 months ago
what is the intro song?!?!
desijokester 2 months ago
we're gonna take a quick commercial break
unknownVS13 3 months ago
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Chocolate??????/ This is doo-dooo baby hahaha classic
KevoDom 3 months ago
Chocolate????? This is Doo-doo baby lol hahaha classic
KevoDom 3 months ago 2
you guys are stupid dave chappelle smokes weed its not news to anyone
MouthOfKotton 4 months ago 5
was somebody trowing up gang signs at the end......
TheHLstar 4 months ago
was dave smoking a J before he went on or was that just a cig?
iWentToNam 4 months ago
@iWentToNam How he held that it had to be a joint
Fierag 4 months ago
WOOOOO! I'm from the Bay Area! I live in Alameda, a small city nxt to Oakland! BUT WHATEVER OAK TOWN BIATCH
HelloMyNameIs834 4 months ago
OAKLAND!!!
allndadoe510 6 months ago
Lol, "America's anus"
gullwing14 6 months ago
i live in the bay and I met this dude from tenderloin named Crack Head Ed
and for half an hour he was trying to get my friends mom drunk and then he barrowed my phone and started walking away and I had to be like "hey don't take my phone." I offered him some weed and he goes, "no, I don't smoke weed, that shit's bad for you." and then he was like "you guys are nice people" and he turns to his friend whose face was covered in tatoos and says, "come on, let's go start some trouble over there."
numnutth 7 months ago 16
pause just at 0:27 and u can see its not a blunt
docleader99 7 months ago
Actually looks like he is blazin up a J at :29
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tujdimax6390 9 months ago
WELCOME TO OAKLAND, BITCH
Ahh east bay
ILY
pura1998 9 months ago
welcome 2 Oakland BITCH lol
Smooky2500 11 months ago
eric val deez nut 3vil enough
SuperKingNova 11 months ago
talking about politics lol
RoadRunnerMusic 1 year ago
"What do you mean? it's not so gay" lol @ how he said that.
tatiluvznickjonas 1 year ago
This is doo doo baby!
napischu 1 year ago
any1 know the beat that goes on from the start?
JoelGustav 1 year ago
i fucking love dave chappelle.
YoungKtown 1 year ago
you don't need a blunt if you got some gud weeed
hempartist420 1 year ago
4:20 Welcome to Oakland, bitch !!
DancingSpiderman 1 year ago 3
ohh jeep a eye out
dark110 1 year ago
lmao...not offended.. place is insane.... Welcome 2 Oakland Bitch!
iliangeleyes 1 year ago
Lol Shit ain`t happy on the other side
Welcome to Oakland bitch!
jahman64 1 year ago
does any1 kno the name of the intro song? when he's talking about the different comedians ??
KayDome 1 year ago
i was working in oakand one time and someone got murdered across the street. welcome to oakland bitch indeed. avoid high street
roywhiteo5 1 year ago
to the comment below..
you know he was smokin a blunt, that nigga always highh when he doin his thang.
"hey hey hey hey, smoke weed everyday" lol
BoricuaBby916 1 year ago
im school is called oakland. so me and my friend say that the welcome to oakland bitch!! can work both ways
sadmadgla3 1 year ago
What's all this chocolate on you face.. muthufucku 3:15
navnav161 1 year ago
@navnav161 chocolate?? THIS IS DOO DOO BABEH! AHHHHHHHH!!!!
thecastman97 1 year ago 4
Welcome to Oakland bitch.. Klick. klick.
xD
qwertas76 1 year ago 5
the best have come from the bay
HeadbangingGlory 2 years ago
i love how he says muthafucka
Selter626 2 years ago 7
3:10 lol
Stoney19ss 2 years ago
2:13 The greatest line EVER!!.. i die everytime i hear him say that.. the best line in the whole stand up
Snaaaked 2 years ago
wooww someone throwing up b.b's lol
rageagainstthehollow 2 years ago
"This is doo-doo baby"
clydewade 2 years ago 5
u gotta love his white man impression :D
jidjid123 2 years ago 5
lol, i like the way he emphasizes words and the way he acts and looks at times that make him look crazy. You can make people laugh on that alone, ha
thebenchwarmer 2 years ago 32
@thebenchwarmer Your comment. made sense as soon as i read your name.
AddictoEnvy 1 year ago
frisco
eazydee415 2 years ago 2
was that dude on 4:28 throwing up bloodsign?
lollerabbe 2 years ago 2
yep...HAHAHAHAHA
DrKnomeProductions 2 years ago
naaaw its border brothers. mexican gan in oakland >:( i know from experience dood.
rageagainstthehollow 2 years ago
CHOCOLATE?? THIS IS DOO DOO BABY!
tatsamaboogadat 2 years ago 8
Dave was high as shit when he was talkin for those first 30 second
ocho10cinco 2 years ago 3
It showed him smokin a J before he walked out.
Darkherooftheday 2 years ago
it wasnt a joint because it was too perfet. you have to roll a joint. no one manufactures them
lilgip 2 years ago
wrong.
welcome to the netherlands
Shaitan2323 2 years ago
lol americas anus
getsilly87 2 years ago 2
"Welcome to Oakland, bitch!" East Bay, all the way.
dancenekkid 2 years ago 108
haha so true, im from san fran and this is so funny cuz its true
joeshmo31 2 years ago
FUNNY ASS SHIT...
fuckubitchesbitches 2 years ago
pretty sure he was smokin a blunt at :29
lol.
love him.
dizzahdizzahX3 2 years ago 132
@dizzahdizzahX3 lol he totally was what a cool cat lolz
sh0rty612 1 year ago
@dizzahdizzahX3 lol he totally was you can just tell lol
narutoneech 1 year ago
@dizzahdizzahX3 yea, a blunt with white papers...
kmklover 1 year ago 3
@kmklover lol. A blunt with white papers.
Nice.
afterapplepicking 1 year ago
@afterapplepicking i know their idiots and dnt even smoke lol
allstarlord 1 year ago
@dizzahdizzahX3 joint dumbfuck get ur wedd straight
HaterkillaJuan 1 year ago
@HaterkillaJuan word blunts are for bitches
allstarlord 1 year ago
@allstarlord hahahaha idiot i bet you dnt even smoke
HaterkillaJuan 1 year ago
@HaterkillaJuan if i didnt smoke why wud i even comment about joints n blunts? that wud make no sense and you call me an idioit! your probally a bitch who smokes blunts
allstarlord 1 year ago
@allstarlord haha as a matter of fact i do smoke blunts ur probably the lil bitch dat kant smoke it all so u gotta roll a joint
HaterkillaJuan 1 year ago
@dizzahdizzahX3 bullshit thats a smoke 0:27
asafbs111 1 year ago
@dizzahdizzahX3 i bet like, 80% of the funnest comedians smoke a blunt before their show. : D
Queenartprincess 1 year ago
@dizzahdizzahX3 Not necessarily... Dave smokes (cigarettes) like a goddamn chimney. Or he used to I think.
sovietsentinel 11 months ago
@dizzahdizzahX3 nah it was a cig, you could see the coloured filter and white paper.
silentpounce 5 months ago
@dizzahdizzahX3 the ash is pretty white, either a cigar or some topnotch bc bud ;)
wwo604 5 months ago
@dizzahdizzahX3 i dont doubt that
mallithemadman 5 months ago
@dizzahdizzahX3 cigarette
BoggsDiamond 4 months ago
hahahahahahahahhahaah omg!!!!
"Dis is doo doo baybeh!" hahahahahaha!!!
crappybumbum 2 years ago
this is doo doo baby
ultimatemochoman 2 years ago
4:14
loveittt11 2 years ago
bye thanks for coming to sanfraansiisco come bsck in april were having a sale on burkenstocks.........lol...........WELCOME TO OAKLAND BITCH!!!...........HAHAHAHAHA LOL ROFL
jacobjch02 2 years ago
LOL put all the niggas on tha other side of that bridge LMAO
WELCOME TO OAKLAND BITCH!!!!!
ummmwhat039 2 years ago
LOL put all the niggas on tha other side of that bridge LMAO
WELCOME TO OAKLAND BITCH!!!!!
darkjaksasuke 2 years ago
wtf you just copied the guy who commented b4 u.
Pats4lyfe81 2 years ago
wtf you just copied the guy who commented b4 u.
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BSRTVSON 2 years ago
wtf you just copied the guy who commented b4 u.
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BSRTVSON 2 years ago
wtf you just copied the guy who commented b4 u
BSRTVSON 2 years ago
LOL put all the niggas on tha other side of that bridge LMAO
WELCOME TO OAKLAND BITCH!!!!!
AKADEMENTED 2 years ago 8
he looked confused?,
chocolate?,this is doo doo baby
orangejump11 2 years ago
AAAAAAAHHH!
ElectricHawk 2 years ago
He looked confused, chocolate, this is dodo baby
stevemike84 2 years ago
3:45-4:25 datz sum funny azz shit and itz tru too lol WELCOME TO OAKLAND BITCH lol
YungHustla77 3 years ago
so true indeed.
ellebee28 2 years ago
3:44
carnesaur 3 years ago
lmfao hey man whats all this choclate on your face muthfucker
MrBitches01 3 years ago 3