RSC: Titus Andronicus

[beabea51423]

It's finger licking good!

she has no fingers to lick or a tongue to lick with

LOLOLOL

that was obvious wasnt it ._.

[Iceebreaker2]

no, shakespreare wrote this to get the crowds attention, to get them to see him as a writer, not just someone of a lower class

[MusicIsMyLifeLike123]

"Good evening, Lavinia!"

"EYO YADDY!"

"And how we feeling today?"

"Nop tho good, I gop my tongue ripped oup"

"I know, it's a pisser isn't it?"

"It ith a pither"

BAHA.

[benjistalbot]

i don't understand why every time people talk about this play they think of the violence. but what about the language, the plot? I think this is a great play.

[backyardstudios96]

The Cincinnati Shakespeare Company did an even wilder version of this, and I got to see it. It was a complete riot. Hilarious

[cookiesluvkreme]

BAM! Oh the not-so-subtle burns (pun intended ;)) on Emeril.

[bamarine247]

When you've had a long day, your left hand chopped off- BAM!- your sons murdered, your daughter raped, her tongue cut out, both her hands chopped off- BAM! BAM!- well the last thing you wanna do is cook, you know what I mean?

[fixdeluxe1]

I have never had the chance to see it in the flesh.

[OneThousandOwls]

8 people are going to make some great pie :)

[Intoxicated95]

I'm playing Titus Andronicus in this play at my dramaclub, D: dear me.

[MarchingBass3YAY]

The dude playing Titus sounds just like Dumbeldore from AVPM. XD

This is great! I love these guys!

[chrisjg210]

@MarchingBass3YAY but even with all his fame, and his everlasting life at pigfarts, he will never unravel the greatest secret in the universe...

WHAT THE HELL IS A HUFFLEPUFF?!

[UnspecifiedCarnage]

...and then you wanna give it a blast from your spice weasel - BAM!...

[MichaelKulow]

I love the finger licking good part. LOL.

[warionack25]

Whe nwe watched this in my theater class, we laughed so hard when he said,

"He should be dead"

BANG

"Now"

[cronhole]

"its a pisser isnt it yea" classic :D

[Tinkerbird]

lololololololololololololololo­lololololololololololololololo­l!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MissStrawberrySam]

HIGH FIVE! (whoops!)

[hugoslayer1]

My favorite

[MidwesternDiva]

this is the only bad part of Shakespeare Abridged.

[TheLimperTBC]

Do yourself a favor and instead of watching this, watch the movie Titus.

[rceel]

this is doubly hilarious after you read titus.

[coramunroe]

It's the first Sweeney Todd...

[OxOemobunnyOxO]

awesome play! me and my drama class are performing this show this week.. ha my best friend is the rapist xD

[DogoHalibar]

Oh wow. That must be awkward then.

[OxOemobunnyOxO]

not too awkward it was a fun show.

[DarkusThunder]

HIGH 5!!

*missed*

LMAO

[xbestdancaevax]

lol. it's finger lickin good

[ADPiBeachBabe]

oh gosh I love this

[RyoKain]

I love these guys.

We did this play at my school (six of us instead of three) and I was Titus for this skit. Was amazingly fun.

[DarkusThunder]

not sure why im asking this, but why 6 people?

[xandirwasmylover]

They apologise a few minutes later. Shakespeare was apparently going through a Quentin Tarantino phase when this was written.

[serenitykemeia]

@xandirwasmylover  LMFAO!

[Drac39]

@xandirwasmylover Titus Andronicus is my favorite Shakespeare play maybe because I'm such a Tarantino fan. I'm a Theater major at ASU and everyone there likes Andronicus best too.

[kingofkards91]

Sweeny Todd anyone?

[KiraraLuver]

Hell Yea!!!

[bluechao]

Titus Andronicus is probably an even bloodier play than Sweeny Todd. It's downright demented!

[xandirwasmylover]

Titus Andronicus kicks Sweeney's arse in the bloody, demented stakes of things.

[hipmunks]

vancouver is where it was preformed

[communiqation]

...and even Vancouver.

lol

"How are we feeling today?"

"Not so good I got my tongue cut out."

2:15 lol

[DogoHalibar]

My old High School did this just a few months ago.

[TheSKAB]

wow my high school is doing this now im the rapist

[DogoHalibar]

Ouch.

[Tebibeawulf]

I love adam long. forevah.

[zoulagudwinch]

lolz

[midnightpanda]

Hahaha Adam Long is always the girl.

[saintswhiz]

"When Timon of Athens makes a lovely Ratatouille out of the Merry Wives of Windsor"

[cedd00]

excellent bonne appetit

[OscarTangoWhisky]

does anyone know if there are DVD's of this performance and if so, where could I find them?

[Phoenix0Inferno]

just go to their website

[FatherTime89]

When he is dead which should be

*thud*

Now

Hahahaha

[ed4409]

HA! He's doing Emeril!

But. I'm doing this same exact play in my theatre class, and I'm Titus Andronicus!

[deadlylilee]

Prob Because you never read or seen this play.

[tansyclaire]

I think that you really have no idea if I have or not and why do you care what I think anyway..

"As for that ravenous tiger..deadlylilee

No funeral rite, nor man in mourning weed,

No mornful bell shall ring her burial,

But throw her forth to beasts and birds to pray"

[deadlylilee]

yes! I just compared to the best evil female written by Shakespeare. SCORE!

[Poplopo]

Congratulations, you learned how to use Google!

[Voiceofthestrawberry]

ahaha bone appeteit :D

[kataang131]

honestly this is funny and kinda sick if you think about it

[Tareltonlives]

"How are we feeling today?" "Not tho good; I got my tongue chopped out"

[wickedgyrl]

lol we watched this in drama class

[HiveMistress]

Me 2! I was there with my Leicester College!

[Gamerlord666]

me too we also preformed the Othello rap

[JustWatchinVideosAnd]

lol i did this and i was saturninus and i find this hillarious...

[Sarbear1000]

OMG why are you too fighting over how much blood in a human body? Pick you battles...not worth it!

[Flowbee79]

It's a pisser, isn't it?

[JustWatchinVideosAnd]

we r doing titis at my school so i find this quite humorous

[manamongretards]

The human body actually has only about a pint of blood, but these guys are hilarious.

[agreatguy6]

then how the hell do you donate a pint of blood and not die?

Believe me, there's a lot more than 1 pint.

[manamongretards]

Well I might have been wrong, but there's definitely not 4 quarts(1 gallon).

[saitada]

the human body has about 5 litres of blood, which I think is actually more than gallon.

[manamongretards]

No, I swear it's less than a gallon!

[saitada]

you said it was about a pint before! why are you so sure now?

[manamongretards]

Because I saw this thing about why vampires would have to kill a lot of people to live because the human body only has (blank) pints of blood.

[saitada]

Ah. a reliable scientific documentary then ;)

While the average human body does contain more than a gallon of blood, you probably wouldn't be able to realistically extract that much ithout tools, maybe that's what they meant?

[manamongretards]

It was like a thing about bats and humans actually, and maybe you're right. but let's just enjoy the video, alright?

[manamongretards]

where'd you hear that?

[wickedgyrl]

why do you really care? the videos funny either way

[Gabbymadd22]

really, it is. seriously. I've never seen anything as funny as this!

[Gabbymadd22]

hm, pretty funny

[1bloody1angel114]

They performed this st my school, but these guys definitley do it better. It was funny