Full Metal Panic! Condom Scene

[mom93072]

Survival 102!

[4633n]

im gonna watch it now

[Zehst62]

0:41 different clothe

[BrolyLSSJ1987]

if you hitting the sheets than wrap it up thight

[ZeroPresicion]

wish my shirt could change colour every scene change :( jealous.

[pryes12341]

lolz

[MrArchangeluriel]

@Flippy1005onroblox Its funny and actiony. I thought it was pretty good.

[Care4PieAny1]

0:18 are..those.. supposed to be pokémon cards?

[xBucketOfEvilx]

@Care4PieAny1 i think just generic trading cards

[grimreaper511331]

Is this a good show

[Migas128]

"if you don't have a water bottle in the jungle you can use this"

i think that guy from ultimate survival needs to know this

[Chiccoisadog]

xD LMAO xD It can hold a litre of water in it! xD laughflash

[Superseadragon]

Condoms are still used to cover rifle barrels. And that other "barrel".

[TheFranjim]

@Superseadragon HOTD rocks!!!

[1addictedgamer1]

This remain me of the old lady smoker who ask the seller for comdoms that can fit a Camel (so rain drops won't get it wet). ~Camel is the logo on that cigarette package design (She refer the cigarette as camel)

[GhengisJohn]

I suddenly wish the A-team were on their submarine.

"I ain't handin' no kids no condoms Hannibal! Imagine what they mommas would think!"

"Now BA, calm down, It's just part of his cover."

"Yeah BA, besides if zee birds should wish to meet zee bees why, zee boy should be ready to take his sweet che're by zee hand for a little ooh lala."

"Murdoch you Foo'! Didn't nobody ask you nothing! Come here!"

And somehow they'ed still turn an old truck into a state of the art mech by the end of the episode.

[jacobbbbba]

thumbs up if you got a condom to see if a liter of water would fit in it

[NotBogdy]

0:20 Dragonnnnnnnnnnnnn slaaaveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[lighth4zard]

0:40

thank me later.

[TheOtakuReal]

Why does he have a condom in the jungle?

[edkingofnarnia]

@TheOtakuReal they grow on trees.

[gashbell111]

@TheOtakuReal how else will he safely fuck monkey's?

[LadyLoveBlood]

Ohp, no water bottle.

Better drink from a condom.

[DjDrfreeman]

lol @1:11 number 1!

[mothman84]

That it is possible to use a condom as a water container in emergency situations is true, I mean it's actually true. It took me some time to adjust to the idea, when I first saw that in a documentary on SAS military training. Condoms can also be used - and are in fact also used - as containers for water in the jungle.

[Xanatos712]

Souske Sagara... that was basically me in highschool.

Also, anyone else notice that Sagara changes from his brown jacket to white shirt & back multiple times in this scene?

[sumofty]

I clicked on this having absolutely no idea what this was going to be about, and actually had a pretty good time

[227ujo]

.........wtf

[FurnaceMastaah]

now I recognize the music, it's the A-team music.

[kattowitz4]

Funnily enough, condoms were used by WW2 soldiers to prevent the barrels on their rifles from rusting. True story.

[donavannj]

@kattowitz4 "Condoms" didn't exist in WW2. Rubber sleeve type things similar to them, yes, but not things called condoms specifically.

[Flippy1005onroblox]

@kattowitz4 just like in hotd?

[Ajoh92]

@kattowitz4

must've been the american allies.

generic american lack of intelligence aside, they wher ethey only ones not too poor during to war to have some

[DukePassMasters]

@kattowitz4 omg finally someone else knows this fact -_- thank you!!!

[joshuatube511]

@kattowitz4 cool story bro

[LemonadoHD]

where do you find these videos?

[RainFire279]

Haha the mp3 at 0:13 has "somy" on it. It should have had a pear or something.

And at 0:19, I strongly believe those are pokemon cards.

[rrguevara1]

Lina <3



[gagejoseph91]

anyone else notice Lina Inverse? Slayers ftw!! <3

[Jkvvon]

epic troll

[Jamxknife]

what show is this it looks sexy

[tira606]

@Jamxknife full metal panic

[TsukuyomiGeass]

Is it mean, or as soon as I saw the thumbnail, I said, WTF?!? is that Soi-Fong from Bleach?

[TsukuyomiGeass]

@TsukuyomiGeass "me", my bad

[SuperMorphex]

@MrGhostofhalo85100 sorry i meant 0:05

can you tell me

[SuperMorphex]

what the name of the soundtrack that starts at 5:00

please reply

[6kiper1]

Does that blonde man say Sasuke? O.o

[DarkHime555]

@6kiper1 His name is Sousuke.

[6kiper1]

@DarkHime555 Ok, but it is very similar :D

[cloakmist]

gross



[theitalianbattalion1]

@RustyNex - These are life's rules my boy:

DODGE, DIP, DUCK, DIVE, & DODGE

[darkdude521]

i love how the a team theme is playing

[Shparinsh]

Even Bear Grylls dont taught me the following facts about condoms in his program "Ultimate Survival" xD

[immasousuke]

i take pics like a black guy

[Carax3Cookiez]

Me being here just watched the lucky star yaoi scene...hear the name souske....WTF HE'S GHEYYYY O3O

[xXMapleVodkaXx]

I fucking love this show.

[FalcoLombardi91]

Haha I like this guy x)

[ElTacoNazo92]

IS THAT THE JIMMY HART VERSION OF THE ALAN PARSONS PROJECT?!?!?

[TheTriforcekeeper]

0:21 Why the hell is Linda from Slayers shown on that magazine?

[killermen234]

i buy magnum condoms just so i can fill them with water and throw them at my neighbor

[FlamingAtheist]

Informational fact number 67: CONDOMS CAN HOLD UP TO A LITER OF WATER!!

Thanks anime! Now we know! And knowing is half the battle!

G.I. SOUSUKE!!

[chezdutch]

et voila pour la derniére de la shiri time desu plus le stock d huile  ylang , c est c e qu il y as de mieux pour faire ces affaire il y en as pour tous les gouts , fraise, chocolat , vanille , citron , cornetto deux boule standart pour la shri time desu ..very most important ne le faite jamais sans si il n en as pas ne le faites pas as plus pour cette dernieres et bouche qui tremble un must kyss on yur shiri time desu les jellybeans

[mrtrixxxter]

Unfortunately, i have no real need to carry them with me so if i get stuck in the jungle i am so fucked.

[DontGetRuude]

Hmm in the dodgy part of youtube...... WOO STRAWHATS 2 YEAR TIMESKIP VS PACIFISTA'S

Im saved :D

[taylortheweber]

MORPHING CLOTHING!

[SENSE153]

sousuke should really learn how to smile xD

[foxrevolution1]

good to know if im ever in the jungle to fill up condom with water xD

[Serenegrasshopper]

the one's i buy can carry three....

[mhypersonic]

@Serenegrasshopper you know pacificly.

[iltfiltfiltf]

0:52 Best. Photo. Ever.

[Mariol7]

So that's why there are flavor condoms.

[Dragosdragon]

*speechless*

[Cutegurlwholovesanim]

WTF! *goes to watch FMP* he he hee~

[x3Ryuuzaki]

seems like something bear grylls would do. LOL.

[zarcnest]

@x3Ryuuzaki seems like something bear grylls would do? Its already been done by him :P

[vengefulspirit99]

@x3Ryuuzaki except it would be pee and not water

[Lamarfin]

Koondoomujo

[edge160]

The flavor ones gives the water a nice fruity taste!

[DasterTheStalker]

dafuq?

[YukishiroXD]

@XxUberBluexX iirc, they can carry 2 Liters.

[XxUberBluexX]

so instead of buying a shitload of waterbottles in case of emergency I will just buy several hundred condoms and fill them with a liter each

[MrDeludedPenguin]

how would you know when to stop filling it with water tho?

[TXIIILightAgent1994]

They can hold up to a litter of something else too.

*giggity*

Yeah, LOADS of coke ^^

[MegaRobo9867]

wth, you can't fill a condom with that much water unless you have a pump.

[FangTheUmbreon123]

This is why we cant have nice things.

[dragonfly10415]

@RustyNex *dies from laughter*

[Brollyhero93TOP10]

@RustyNex

You're a genius, you know that?...

[keyalith]

@RustyNex are you bear grills

[RustyNex]

@keyalith no but i do drink my own piss....because its sterile and i like the taste!

[BeastalRage]

@RustyNex I hope ur KIDDING!!!!!!!

[keyalith]

@RustyNex Fuckin great

[puertoricanguy6]

@RustyNex u try sooo hard we understand dude u have a whisky dick

[SuperWing0]

@RustyNex omg i cant stop laughing you win the internet prize

[dannyobo]

@RustyNex usefull info right there

[WzmGreatSage]

@RustyNex hey you mixed fact with fiction... of course your penis is the Fact!

[freebird2468]

@RustyNex

.... mine's bigger.

[animegirlnextdoor]

lol sousuke tries so hard to smile, making it look so difficult!!!!

[wolfclaw719]

i remember reading the book for the first time years ago, i didn't know what a condom was so i googled it,

i couldn't sleep for a week

[YoCelKreSunt]

0:20 lol Lina Inverse from Slayers xD

[WelcomeGhostsIV]

Sousuke is funnier in english imo ^^

[FireRedDragonMaster]

0:42 to 0:46 Clothing Error

[gvgweb]

@FireRedDragonMaster Don't know if this has been answered yet but, maybe they intented it to be that way? As he was thinking back how he was in the jungle, probably with his military suit on and all. Good find though : D

[ShadowWolfRising]

@FireRedDragonMaster

excellent observation

[nachogarciaf1]

@FireRedDragonMaster i don think so..

[TheMisterAmv]

@nachogarciaf1 His clothes suddenly turn brown-greenish then white again

[nachogarciaf1]

@TheMisterAmv i know but, i think its not a fail.. because sagara is telling his military story. but who cares its an anime xD

[megatwilightfan247]

ew.

[AwesomeFantasyXI]

0:21 wait a minute.... that's Lina Inverse from slayers on the front page of that dragon magazine =O

[Omnimon101]

IT CAN HOLD A LITER OF WATER? thats amazing

[Xanatos712]

That actually is an old army survival trick. You can also use tampons as firestarters.

[NLwino]

That's why I don't use condoms.... They can only hold 1 liter of cum... I would at least need 3 each time...

[KyouseiKuroDoragon]

@NLwino Haha, nice try.

[PiemahnNomb]

Feelin' thirsty...

[InfeliousZalez]

OMG it was Lina!

[RavagingTerror]

@InfeliousZalez I saw that! Lina Inverse with red hair...

[Dannnneh]

It's the god damn THUMBNAIL! The girl is so cute I just want to CLICK IT! GUUUHH

[StealthNull]

Oh my god....He's an idiot. 

[mircea1910]

saw Lina Inverse (from Slayers) on the cover of one of those magazines

[mihai000000]

@mircea1910 yea , so did i :)

[timoman6]

dislike bar is justin biebers condom :P

[darkdave1998]

@timoman6 i thought he didnt have a ermh well you get it!

[FinalFantasy10RO]

Episode?

[KH1523]

0:21 you can see lina inverse from slayers :-)

[drifterguy4]

I know something else that can hold a liter of something else

[xxBl4ckCr0wxx]

Condoms: never get lost in the jungle without one.

[gansta959]

...Mithril?

[MrLukem14]

@gansta959 its the name of the mercenary group hes in

[ToaMahriNika]

o... kaaayy...

[supersigle]

The question is...why did he have a condom in the jungle mission?? O_o

[483091]

@supersigle i was just about to ask that my self

[HaloLvl43Legit]

I'm totally going to buy condoms right now and say "and these can hold up to litre of water right?"

[483091]

@HaloLvl43Legit only if they're the right size XO

[Mezchano]

@HaloLvl43Legit Soooo... How'd it go?

[HaloLvl43Legit]

@Mezchano I'd be lying if I said I went through with it yet, the cashier at the pharmacy knows my family pretty well and I don't want her sharing what I asked ;)

[maximillianwhite]

@HaloLvl43Legit thankyou for making me literally laugh out loud

[assortedfish]

@HaloLvl43Legit hahahaha! please!

[pikabununify]

I hope he doesn't drink from the dirty ones.

[ThePistolero909]

i just threw up in my mouth....why, i have no fucking idea

[freakehh]

the blonde guy is urahara !!

[fabyooos]

Bear Grylls son

[RedStarlitPanda]

Wonderswan ftw.

[krowanders]

Why can't you just piss on the ground in the jungle?

[Tommycopter]

@krowanders He said water, not piss. Learn to read.

[krowanders]

@Tommycopter Sorry. Too much Bear Grylls.

[MastaGambit]

MISURIU

[DeathNoteStrikes124]

Wtf, why is Slayers on that magazine xD

[Highstar25]

@DeathNoteStrikes124 because it's young dragon, a manga magazine.

[Sugaamead]

and now I know what to bring into the jungle ;D

[bakubladers]

日本の手のひらを顔に当てる

[UltraMegaSimLover]

Right, so next time I'm stuck in the Jungle, I'll ask the nearest person around if they have a condom on them ;)

[lalalaland7642]

im gonna drink water with a condom now..

[8RyuRyu8]

@lalalaland7642

Hope you didn't use it first...

[wright534]

A great scene from one of my favorite series; thanks for posting it!

[codeg009]

oh my

[tenmaruhakuchou]

lovin the a-team music

[84animelover]

0:18 hey its dragon weekly you can see lina inverse there i wonder if zel is in there too

[FPDood]

0:18 POKEMON

[Soulkable]

Why didn't Bear Grylls think of that?

[AlistarCrowley]

@Soulkable because instead of condoms he uses snake skin and instead of water he uses his pee XD

[GeishaDevi]

@Soulkable sousuke and bear grylls need to team up some time

[TheHeroicHalibut]

@Soulkable

he did...its in the SAS training manual. in a standard SAS survival, there is a condom for water (it is the smallest size to water capacity ratio) and 2 tampons (for bleed stopping)

[MW2PeteB11]

@Soulkable Because he uses snake skin instead

[noble657]

@Soulkable hahaha clever xD

[ShadowboyTyler]

@Soulkable He was probably to busy drinking his own piss.

[7832195]

WHO USES CONDOM AS A WATER BOTTLE?!!

[Fr0st1989]

@7832195 He does apparently :P

[judylover1000]

O.o never knew a condom was that strong

[DiehardMechWarrior]

Oh, Sosuke.

You resourceful little man. Bear Grylls is right to be proud of you.

From now on, I will use condoms as water bottles whenever I head to the jungle!