Herman Cain Sexual Harassment Ad

[thekillers1stfan]

"He's always telling me that my dresses are becoming, and that he'd like be cumming in them too!" hahahahaha

[TheBanker031]

I Boned Alisa Johnson

[JamX3K]

"I'm a dude, so mostly we just talked about how much we love titties."

ROFL

[phinny5608]

1:24 Stating the truth indeed.

[CrociatoAzzurro]

where da white wimmiz at ?

[marine5546]

"He told me that I have great breasts. And I do. But stating the truth isn't sexual harassment." XD

[loveblackkeys]

There's one politician who cut his salary from $400,000/yr to $38,000/yr.

That would be Ron Paul.

[metalandsex]

@loveblackkeys he also wants to cut the department of education and the EPA. please don't promote conservatives on this page. or at all, for that matter.

[loveblackkeys]

@metalandsex Thank you for stating your concerns politely (no, seriously... it is rare to find a decent comment anymore). But I trust him because he's the only candidate who has NOT switched views or lied. Our country is in trillions debt and our economy will eventually fall - the more in debt we become the deeper the depression will be. The main stance is smaller government and more freedom - please look at what has happened in the past when elite banks own the monetary system. Good day

[Masuabie]

@loveblackkeys If you are referring to Hermain Cain, he has switched his views multiple times. Depending on what state he was in, he would have a completely different opinion on illegal immigrants. It got old quick.

[mellowtone1993]

@Masuabie No, he's talking about Ron Paul. America's only hope!

[loveblackkeys]

@Masuabie No Sir, absolutely not. I am referring to Dr. Paul, who has never swayed his opinions to gain support by the mainstream. He only supports the truth, which why my support is with him even though I'm not old enough to vote!

[metalandsex]

@loveblackkeys he's the best of the republican candidates, easily, but i have too many problems with how he's against unions and wants to cut the EPA and department of education. he has the best foreign policies and is the most trustworthy candidate, but i still think Obama is better with social issues and has a more stable economic system [for now anyway, but eventually when the industry picks up we'll need a better plan]. i respect your views though, and you defended them well.

[loveblackkeys]

@metalandsex Obama, from what I know, seems to be fantastic father and honorable husband. I personally do not support every action he takes in support of our country, but I respect him as a good person and a President whom is trying his best. I don't agree with every view Dr. Paul takes, but I believe he is trying to step towards smaller government - and therefore dwindling the banks' manipulative power. I would be a bigger fan of Obama if he did away with the TSA, Patriot Act and Obamacare.

[loveblackkeys]

@metalandsex Ran out of characters - so, in conclusion, I am in no way against Obama. He certainty is doing a better job of running our country than I ever could (not that I could; I'm 14) and I'm not sure I could put up with all the pressure and deciding the fate of 300 million American's taxes, plus foreign affairs and many things we don't even know that occur behind closed doors. But still, Ron Paul for President and I trust Obama more than the other Republicans :)

[metalandsex]

@loveblackkeys i think socialized healthcare is a good thing, just not when half the pharmaceutical companies have a share in it. but actually socialism is a great civic and economic system. i admire how the Netherlands has used socialism to create an economically stable situation while making life easier on every non-millionaire. if it was adapted to the US, things would have to change a bit, but it's better than unregulated capitalism easily...

[metalandsex]

@loveblackkeys ...it's too bad though that americans are raised anti-socialist, due to big-business lobbying in the department of education. that's why there need to be regulations for any progress to be made. my complaint about obama is that he's been trying to please everyone and hasn't acted on his views. he has to learn that he can either regulate lobbying and get attacked by businesses and lose the election maybe, or do nothing and hurt our country but keep his sponsors.

[loveblackkeys]

@metalandsex I agree. I feel, though, maybe restrictions should only be enforced once a corporation becomes too powerfully large and begins to engulf any hopes of smaller businesses earning income. I believe Dr. Paul wants to forcefully restrict the elite corporations, but allow average citizens to have a healthy amount of liberty to contribute to the economy as we wish. I support Dr. Paul because he does not sway his views to make people vote for him. He fights for truth!

[hawianpnch]

I think I laughed the hardest at his cheezy smile at the end XD

[Sinrise]

After watching the last couple of seconds, I feel like I've been sexually harassed... damn, what a creep.

[moglie103]

everyone above and below me was sexually harassed by Penn state...or Herman Cain fuck you!

[RsbrrySwrlGrl]

LOL! So..I'm gonna go!

[ARGORAD89]

0:46 he doesnt have time for sexual harassment..... lol 

[ZaeViola]

racist motherfuckers.

[pd251563]

@ZaeViola im assuming you're black and that you voted for obizmiz too

[veryirishdude]

@:31 is that Karen O?

[levi1190]

Ending = rapeface

[danielfamiranda]

hehe , thumbs up se vc viu a brasileira e nao entendeu nada

[jgcane]

I do blame the liberal media for the down fall of herman cain

[DaytonaRoadster]

@jgcane yes dont blame the rapist and adulterer, blame the media for making sure people know he is..

great idea fucktard

[Sc2mapper117]

@DaytonaRoadster How can you be sure that he IS that kind of person? There hasn't been any proof for or against him- what was that thing we built our entire justice system on? Oh right- innocent until proven guilty beyond a reasonable doubt.

[DaytonaRoadster]

@Sc2mapper117 yes, he dropped out due to overwhelming amounts of proof showing his innocence right? MORON

[pd251563]

@Sc2mapper117 im assuming you're black

[corrigansue]

I actually did think his smile at the end of his commercials was kind of creepy even before the sexual harassment charges started coming out.

[MesserJack5]

Hahah to epic! 1:30 x)

[score38]

This is the reason i UNSUBSCRIBED... i hate when you guys use politics and comedy

[BMI07]

@score38 wait...let me get this straight.....you unsubscribed but you STILL came back? LOL! ok.....

[khunopie]

@score38 HOPE THE UNSUBSCRIBE BUTTON DIDN'T SMACK YOUR ASS ON THE WAY OUT

[DaytonaRoadster]

Problem White Wimmenz???

[woofuuckimswaggedout]

Did he actually say that in the beginning. WOW

[daabbot]

lmfao!

[CenkIsAdorable]

I'd sexually harass the shit out of that first black woman if she was my coworker

[CenkIsAdorable]

I view FunnyorDie like a Saturday Night Live show. They're a bit hit and miss but when one of their sketches hits they really are funny. The between two ferns shit, bad lip reading....thats comedy gold my friend.

[2shadow9]

guys we have to have a black pesident or else who will we make fun of on FOD?

i suppose we could bring will ferrels presidential videos back(always classic) but its just not the same

[Anonymous2335]

Guess we die.

[limetheleamer]

so wait...is herman cain considered to be a serious candidate for presidency...no right?

[jackrabbittt333]

Alyssa Johnson. yes...



[SoccerandReviews]

haha i tryin to debate wether that asian chick is hot or not

[thrudakeyholetv]

well there goes a 8 year term sex fulled world in the white house. the titties we could've played with. Make Love Not War! America the Land of Tittays or sumthing like that.

[chyeahmishelle]

Hhaahahahhaa he always tells me how my dress is becoming, and how he'd like to be coming in them too...oh wait.

[micahsantos]

Haha. Her dress is becoming.

[HoustonCabbie]

Now ask those same girls the same question about Bill Clinton

[chariotoffire63]

@HoustonCabbie

Dating tip - there is a difference between consensual and non-consensual sex..

[SunGawdRa]

@HoustonCabbie It's not harassment if they go home with him. Sorry, no, that's wrong.

If they go to the hotel with him.

[ivantenorio6379]

Another unfunny video! Good job!!!

[bananafloat27]

LMFAO

[speedyralph]

Very stupid video

[slevscythe]

Short haired girl in red only caught my eye. The rest are pretty big, as in wide

[eight18]

herman cain laying down the pain

[s3dooooooooooooooon]

why are the girls white?

[s3dooooooooooooooon]

@TylerGWelch no one!

[ssj6goku00]

@s3dooooooooooooooon one is black

[RidinRouteGuano]

@s3dooooooooooooooon no they're not....

[majinvman]

1:22 girl is uber hot!

[tonyelbonbon]

Pinche negro!

[ibclappin]

comon guys, give the pimp a break. i just hope he doesn't drop out of the race until the last minute so we can squeeze out all this great comedy and also keep cnn in business.

[germanboy3]

Where's Mike Tyson?

[greedygraffiti]

Stopping by to show love! -Greedy Graffiti

[whyzee007]

lets say he's harassed 90 women. thats only 0.000000214% of the world's female population....

[THANUMBA1NIGGA]

"He's always making sure we check for breast cancer, check for lumps... pretty much everyday." LMAAAAAAOO!!!

[Jaguwar1804]

My name is David and Herman Cain touched my ass while I watched this video.

[Lawknothawk]

I always check how many people have liked funnyordies video before i watch it.

[QueerSwede1]

hahahaha he is such a vile pig!

[lolaturfaces]

He's always telling me that my dresses are becoming, and that he'd like to be coming in them too

.. Oh wait O.o

bahahaha

[volikoto]

and im sexually harassed by michael jackson..... XD

[krissunomm2]

mike tyson should had been in this:)

[utubeeddiej]

43 women have been sexual harrassed by Herman Cain. 411 dudes have talked to Cain about how much they love titties.

[izelkay]

0:29 Hellooo Alicia Johnson...

[InfernoCorpHQ]

@izelkay you do realize thats doris baldwin

[Hoya19]

@InfernoCorpHQ no its not

[bonafide1me3]

oh wait



[Fluffymiyster]

They post this on the day he drops out of the race, lol.

[RealKeenan]

99.9999999786% of women haven't been molested by herman cain. occupy the rape victims!!!

[TheNevertaco]

ahahhah this was hilarous

[whoo689]

"And that he'd like to be cumming in them, too. Oh, wait..." LOL

[samjarris]

I hope this becomes viral!

[LockD]

FIRST.

SUCK IT LOSERS!

[hefalumpkin]

Shut up you faggots, just enjoy the video

[marxdesign]

Cool, another Bill Clinton

[Robito555]

I thought I unsubscribed to you liberals

[lolaturfaces]

I'm a dude, so mostly we just talk about how much we like titties.

LMFAO

[InfernoCorpHQ]

@lolaturfaces titties and guns 

[crazystratton33]

WOW, that State Farm add was AMAZING!

[jerrylu23]

Lol pedo smile.

[13323pie]

i want fried chicken

[robotcow28]

@13323pie MMMMMM.... good eating brah :D

[666devilicious]

sorry, the proper translation is i'm from a small city in brazil...

[daytonafreakboy]

where is the funny or die in bama and the democrats? seriously..

[MrTitus93]

Lol. This is funny..

[HeavyMetal469]

im a dude and we mostly just talk about titties. fucking lost it

[NillaNHD]

He always telling me that my dresses are becoming, and that he'd like to be coming in them. Oh wait....

[prankcallingisfun]

pedo smile at 1:56

[hoptop77]

Wait was that song saying "USA another cunt"?

[reddragon9918]

@hoptop77 yes

[funnydoods15]

@BerkeleyBuilt huh you have no idea about the past four years righ....hah

[piperboy350]

Lol

[sarahlikesfun1101]

1:56 troll face!!! haha :P

[FlentMan]

@sarahlikesfun1101 AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[sarahlikesfun1101]

1:58 troll face!! haha :P

[b14blah]

The Cain train up in flames.

[ademirregis]

Já já descobrem que ele é amigo de Abdelmassih! HAHAHA

[Austyg]

Jerrman Caindusky

[jeisensei]

I lost it at the "dresses are becoming" part.

[BigDwarren]

Hey Ann COOTER hows your blacks now lol. Cain was a joke from the start, thanks for the laughs.

[IISNiPESHOTx]

Funny

[DrakIems]

My vote: Funny.

[mysciencenow]

big knockers 

[Redbeardian]

Women have sweet asses and titties! It should never be wrong to harrass them about their sexy parts!!

[bookless1501]

@Redbeardian Are you like 12? Grow up.

[McDevy]

ran on

[dude12nothin]

KOCH BROTHERS MADE A BAD INVESTMENT. hahahahhaahha

[TheMicroJosh]

I used to be a sexual harasser like Cain then I took an arrow to the knee.

[faraoseth]

she does have great tits

[MsDeemDeem]

I LOVE how they always attack the conservative and never attack the liberals......NOT! FunnyorDie just completely blows and sucks so hard now...GTFO of Youtube already!...

[UltraVert]

@MsDeemDeem

There's a real simple solution to your problem, stop watching.

[crackerz99]

@MsDeemDeem dude, is it a democrat primary or a republican primary?

FoD is the spawn of SNL, and if you've got any sense in your head you would know that SNL makes fun of democrats.

I'm not even biased, I hate the fuckin democrats, and the fuckin republicans, this is just truth.

[bubbleren]

FunnyorDie used to be funny. But then it took an arrow in the knee.

[wortaz]

i think he's a great guy

[TheMarcon1988]

Obama 2012 yeaaa buddy the quidos are here.

[TheHumanSuitcase]

I Fucking hate this new youtube!

[sambchops]

CAIN!

[sinbysin666]

The chick with short hair is hotness incarnate.

[87solarsky]

Ach Hermann, Adolf wouldn't have been proud of you!

[AvEryBadApPLe]

I think I'll beat off on election day.

[dragonciv1]

at 0:40 life isnt fair get used to it =P

[SpeakFreeTV]

It's not enough to say "Vote Ron Paul"

PEOPLE NEED TO SWITCH PARTIES 12 WEEKS IN ADVANCE OF THE PRIMARIES IN MOST STATES.

IF YOU DO NOT SWITCH IN TIME YOU CANNOT VOTE IN PRIMARY.

IF YOU ARE NOT REGISTERED REPUBLICAN YOU CANNOT VOTE IN PRIMARY.

IF RON PAUL DOES NOT WIN PRIMARY, NO GENERAL ELECTION ! REGISTER AS A REPUBLICAN. FIND OUT WHEN YOUR STATE HAS PRIMARIES. FIND OUT WHERE AND VOTE VOTE VOTE ! PLEASE !

WE NEED EVERY LAST VOTE ! Copy and paste this everywhere

[batboyjhg]

I was sexually harassed by Herman's cane.

[ARTOFWAR2008]

Someone needs to do a Trump rant from his office.

[VideoExpostulations]

NO, coolmsn, I Won't "be happy' until they are ALL gone. The revolving door of crooks, cheats and liars.

[Mario94177]

who deleted rwj's account?

[sasuke2545]

Lmfao this is fucked up I don't like cap'n but damn the media is taking a belt to his backside lolololol

[VideoExpostulations]

oh my god, THAT WAS FUNNY. "he told me my dresses were becoming and he'd like to becoming in them too!" LOL.

[Elieja101]

1:24, hell yeah she has nice breast, thats the truth, the hoe truth and nuttin butt the truth

[AmaymonG]

cain cain cain cain cain cain

[coolmasn]

Hes out. You guys happy?

[YaoiForeverSasuxNaru]

*Listening to the add and hears Alicia Johnson* Alica Johnson.....I know one! Cept she aint pretty like this one

[elizabethftw]

Is the girl at 0:20 ("Beckt Stevens") the girl from Paranormal Activity?

[AbraKadavr8]

daaaaaayyyuummm alicia johnson can sexually harass me anyday

[RadicalAwesomeness]

The chick who looks like Marylin Manson is hot.

[XMMAFANX]

@1:24 Yes, yes you do.

[ThatZevGuy]

0:30 ...omg....I'm in love

[stefannmwow]

i used to practice sexual harassment until i took an arrow to the knee

[LegionIscariot]

Sometimes FunnyorDie has unfunny videos, but this is one of the funny ones.

[RDeathmark]

if Cain had sexually harassed anyone they'd've waited until he was president, or at least the GOP nominee to bring forward those allegations so they could really extort and ruin him, think a bit people, this is just a stunt to ruin his reputation.

[JustJenell]

@RDeathmark That's right. 

[waltermh111]

@RDeathmark The media brought them out. One of the women isnt even allowed to talk about it, but because of the settlement the media knows about it.

Then another came out because the cats out of the bag on the issue, she wouldnt be able to exploit it much later if it was already public for a year that hes a harasser

Then the 13 year affair was also supposedly about to be released by some newspaper so she came out a day ahead to say her piece

The newspapers arent out to get him

[RDeathmark]

@waltermh111 ahh, that's interesting.

[utubeeddiej]

I'm gonna use that "becoming" line

[YouRMaj3stY]

some of those chicks are f'n hott

[bconover93]

@YouRMaj3stY but most of them are ugly. which means Herman Cain only goes after hot chicks

[YouRMaj3stY]

@bconover93 lol either way, he's out of the race now :)