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  • looks a litttle bit like james spader

  • sucks that his pancreas got him..that's the worst reverse irony cancer in history

  • lol love this guy XD

    We're all gona die so lets just smoke and joke while we're here B)

  • I quit smoking four years ago my wife still smokes...im lighting up just for this! im gonna die someday HAAHAAHAH!!!

  • It's about time I discovered this guy's genius. R.I.P.

  • George Carlin,Bill Hicks,Rest In Power....

  • I had a twilight zone moment when he said " im bill hicks and im dead now"

  • I want to go to his grave and bum him a smoke for him.

  • @doomlordist1 A self-absorbed asshole who was a mediocre comic who preached banal ideas which only dazzle meager minds.

    And don't get me started on his fans. Its happened quite a few times that if I give my opinion of Hicks by saying that I think he was nothing special I'm bombarded with "you must be an idiot" or something along those lines. The sort of people that even a slight upwards deviation from the masses and they think themselves so terribly special. Jeez

  • @HalloFusilli If Bill is mediocre then who in your opinion is a great comic?

  • @HalloFusilli "I'm bombarded with "you must be an idiot"" Well, you kinda did the exact same thing by saying that only people with "dazzle meager minds" can enjoy Hicks. You have every right not to like Hicks, but why the hell start an argument about it with hes fans?

  • @kapteeniratto Because a great many of his fans need to learn to measure things comparatively. Far to many idolize this man as some sort of divine thinker, as some sort of amazingly special being as if they were objective judgements.

    Dare to say otherwise and you will be assaulted with a rather violent disposition.

    Hicks may be that divine thinker for you, but for other he may very well be a very mediocre thinker.

    Respect this relativity.

  • lighting a smoke whilst watching this

  • Watch and learn boys and girls. This is what Denis Leary wishes he was.

  • cant beat this guys sence of humour... legend... I always turn to him when the worlds got me down. :) RIP

  • yes, he's got a point we shouldn't restrain ourselves and enjoy all there is to life.

    but after all the mocking 7:17 he can't deny the fucking truth.that thing they sell on packs is disgusting. it's poison. far from the pure tobaccoo plant, which you should try some time.

  • BILLUMINATI!

  • who gives a shit if he had dropped the whole fucking pack? are you people fucking retarded or what the fuck?

  • 6:18 - 6:26 Yes, and what a shame it is..

  • It's epic how he is such a smart ass, having to smoke while doing his Stand up act, Then he drops the smoke like he lit up his first one ever ^^ haha

    How embarrassing must that be ;D ? !

  • @mukkohaha These things happen to the best of us, evidently...

  • @loxyman13 If you were Smoking during a Stand up act, where you said some pretty cool shit about non smokers, and how cool your own smoking were,

    I think you would be extra careful not looking a stupid idiot smoker. No matter what you say, that were Super embarrassing, you can't think up a more embarrassing scenario almost.

    Since he acts so cool, " Shut your fucking mouth non smokers "

    Then he can't even smoke a cigg without dropping it ^^ He's lucky he did catch it.

  • @mukkohaha FUCK YOU, FUCKING NON SMOKER :D . R.I.P BILL HICKS!. Just look the other way And Just Shut Your Fucking Mouth :D

  • @DrTrawly I have smoked a pack every day for 10 years now.

    But i just thought it was grand FAIL, he talks so smartly then drops the cigg out of his mouth haha xD it is not easy holding the cigg in your teeth like that and then talk at the same time¨ i never do it xD

  • his facial expressions are just epic!

  • "I'm Bill Hicks and I'm dead now." I was laughing till I got to that point and really felt sad. =(

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  • @Utsha7s3v3n7 Bill was his own person...that is beautiful....nothing tragic about it.

  • @Utsha7s3v3n7 R.I.P Bill Hicks !

  • 0:39

  • 3:39 SHIT......

  • Holy shit....BILL HICKS HAS A JOKER LAUGH!!! 1:15

  • I recommend you look around at the world in which you live, and shuttin' your fuckin' mouth!

  • Thing is, he died of lungcancer.

  • @AOJ93 no he didnt....

  • @AOJ93 Yes, you can get lung cancer in your pancreas. Genius.

  • @DarthPaul16 no but you can still get pancreas cancer from smoking

  • @TimGranshaw06 You can, but Hicks died of liver cancer that had spread from his pancreas. Probably genetic, not very likely that smoking caused it. Though I was more calling out the below gents knowledge on how he had died.

  • @AOJ93 You have two people proving you wrong already. I just went and logged in and came back just to tell you. Liar!

  • @AOJ93 no he didn't. ha ahaha ha

  • What is the name of this show?

  • why is everyone like, hes an asshole. hes a fucking comedian, and a great one at that, fucking lighten up douches

  • this is pretty eerie

  • Non-smokers die every day... sleep tight !! hahahah I love that part !!! xD

  • he is funny but i hate his patronizing tone of voice, if he talked to me like that id kick him in the nuts

  • @shsam92 dont be a retard. I did my research before posting YOU dumbass. Smoking was a big part of him getting cancer. Why don't you do the research before making yourself sound highly uneducated..even if high ugar drinks are a bigger risk than smoking (I didnt check that so idk) that doesn't disprove the fact that smoking causes cancer. Again, smoking was the BIGGEST REASON why he got cancer. Next time, bring something more than fists to a gun fight. You must be American

  • @DJSRF Heavy smoking does increase your risk of developing pancreatic cancer (about 1.7 times more likely than a non smoker I've heard), but I reckon the much more serious risk is fucking up your life by being an asshole.

    If you think you're a person who pays attention to the world, and understands how the choices you make impact your health and life, then I think you're just like poor dead Bill. Except you're not dead yet. Probably. It's coming for us all though dude.

  • @amlioful

    "It's coming for us all though dude"

    So be an asshole, while you still can. Worth it.

  • @DJSRF ive no idea where you got your 'research' but pancreatic cancer is not caused by smoking. if he'd died from lung cancer you'd maybe have a point.

  • I love bill hicks

  • It's even funnier because he's dead.

  • @edrusharry good luck with life. I can tell its already been hard on you

  • Denis Leary u suck u dirty thief. No cure 4 cancer came out b4 Bill Hicks died. Could have waited till he was dead b4 u ripped him off almost word 4 word!

  • Definitely*

  • @edrusharry point illustrated. and trust me, you'll be dying way before me :P but you can titillate wait..besides I doubt you have more important things to do

  • @edrusharry you're an idiot. Must be as dumb as this guy. Hope the rest of your life turns out well, because defending a dead guy from a random dude online is one of the lowest things I can think of....good luck

  • @DJSRF Just report back to let me know what ya dying of mate, i'l be here waiting.If it's cancer and ya to scared to tell us no worries mate, we'll just extrapolate 8)

  • @DJSRF You may opine all you like on what constitutes the lowest of the low, personally I can think of quite a few things that are lower than this!!

    I will keep them to myself though, I think I might scare you with my imagination as I can think of some truly horrific things that are lower than this...................

    Unortunately I cant think of a witty answer to your comment right now (It's the kind of thing Bill would have nailed someone on stone cold and for which I love him for ).

  • @84heroes1 I think you may find in life, painfull as it may be, that not everyone thinks like you and may find things funny that you do not. Give it 30 years and you may grow, unfortunately most dont, lets hope you do. If ya dont, then in the great man's words "hell we just lost another gas station attendant, it's not like we lost a cure for cancer"

  • @ShadesOfRapture You own the truth? Please feel free to drop me a line later in life and let me know what your dying of, I'll be here waiting, dont forget me and dont forget your comments here, just let me know what your dying of and how it happened, I'm sure you will have someone ore something to blame but please let me know before ya die what it was.

  • The legend that is Bill Hicks....i raise a cigarette to you - and another one!!

  • Fucking idiot. Making jokes about smoking, now he's dead. What a fool. Smoking doubles the chance or you to have pancreatic cancer..I used to be a heavy smoker and I quit, because of statistics and idiots like him

  • @DJSRF I think your sense of humour disappeared with your habit, enjoy the rest of your self rightous life.

  • @DJSRF Do not feed the self righteous troll.

  • @DJSRF Actually dumbass, smoking has almost no influence on your chances of getting pancreatic cancer. Drinking drinks high in sugar is a bigger risk for developing pancreatic cancer than smoking is, so next time get your facts straight.

  • It's just a ride. And we can change it anytime we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings and money. A choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love, instead, see all of us as one.

  • Didn't he die of cancer? You get that from all the bad sh!t they put in cigarettes right? I realize that just cuz you smoke means you are going to get it, but don't smokers have a higher rate of getting cancer?

  • typcal smoker smug arrogant attitude, act like they are better than you if you dont smoke.

  • @ihatebobsaget1989 Not really...more like we're sick of the endless fucking nagging, we know it can cause cancer, we know all the bad shit, time to shut your mouths

  • @HDS32678 no i dont give a shit if you smoke, do what you want with your life and stay the fuck away from me .

  • @ihatebobsaget1989 I think you may have missed the point, relisten to it and see if ya understand it.

  • @ihatebobsaget1989 He doesn`t mean that. Holy shit dude, you have to watch more Bill Hick. And if this is the thing that caught your eye about Bill Hicks, well you missed a lot. It`s like saying "i don`t like George Carlin cause he had long hair". You`re a real presence in this world man, thank you for staying. This guy made history, like Carlin. Shit...

  • @MrSatanochio maybe he doesnt mean that then but it just kind of came off like that and there are smokers who do act arrogant.

  • @ihatebobsaget1989 He`s all about non-smokers who try to convince him to stop smoking, and all the pointless anti-smoking comercials. This shit`s not out of the blue.

  • I don't smoke, not because of my health, not because of my well being or because I care about my people's helth. I don't give a fuck about people, my body or my health. I don't smoke because I don't have the ambition for an addiction. Takes a lot of work and commitment. Fuck that. LMAO.

  • @corycashatt90 Love it 8)

  • @edrusharry It's funny because it's true. :)

  • @corycashatt90 shhhhhh dont tell em they may enjoy life 8)

  • the ideas live on---boldly, bravely, uncompromisingly---extremely funny & articulate

    NOTHING close to it today...do not dare you may upset the rapturous idiots of the realm.

  • @ShadesOfRapture the Joke is on all of us...those kids in Dafur especially.

    You wouldn't know truth if John Lennon came and slapped you with it.(maybe Yoko)

  • @84heroes1 If you find im a moron your just fucked up cause that guy is pretty sure far more intelligent that you will ever be....if you dont like it dont fucking treat him like that plus hes fucking dead....wish hed be alive just to shut you up

  • @ShadesOfRapture So do I, but you don't have to be mean... Unless..

  • @DrIScream oh it does have to be mean...if not where would their authority be?

    I'd say Nowhere, he/she is just becoming a fascist so his/her children will hate them...but will be safe from premature genetic death(ha)...no accounting for being hit by a truck in that universe.

  • @84heroes1 Watch some of his other videos. He is smarter than you think mate.

    And this man is dead, so don't be that harsh. Think how you'd like to be treated when you're dead.

  • One time when I was deliriously sick I had a menthol and it tasted like chocolate and this was the first thing I thought of = D

  • Denis Learys style is totally different than Hicks. So why the hell you keep on bullshitting about Learys Stealing stuff? I dont give a fuck about the agenda. I give a fuck about the style comedian spills it out. Hicks style is his and is great. So is Learys. Totally Different. Leary with the angry angst. Hicks with his sarcasm.

  • I'm convinced that everyone that smokes started from the "cool factor". Thats why I started. Its funny how he depicts the smokers as "getting laid every night and out partying" haha that was the funniest joke of all

  • I'm the 300th like! just had a smoke to celebrate

  • Denis Leary took a lot of notes while watching Bill Hicks.

  • every time i watch bill hicks i love to smoke anyone else

  • @animekornfan

    had to pause the video when he pulled out his cigarette, to grab a lighter, haha

  • @kateland711 why, did you go through your first lighter today all ready.

  • @animekornfan I used to, I gave up smoking 6 months ago but still have ashtrays in my house, anyone can smoke in my car or house if they want to and I still love the guys humour. If I die from secondhand smoke i'm gonna laugh my arse off 8)

  • @edrusharry i smoke like there is no tomorrow man i say to my mates that im going to be in a hospital hooked up to a chemo machine walking out the front door and someone will say "hey man where are you going" i said "out for a smoke".

  • Pancreas: The gladn that produces the slime in your gut...

    Spleen: Gall bladder.

    All cancer is caused by smoking. Ever heard of metastas tumours. They spread. Pancreas cancer: Malignant (spreading) Thus a patient diagnosed with pancreas cancer can die from lung cancer later on.

    Read a fucking book or go to school: oh yeah..in America you still use text books from the 80:s...hah..

  • @MrKdmmontana All cancer is caused by smoking? Are you SERIOUSLY this retarded?

  • @bluetextonwhitebg of course he/she is and just in need of attention.

  • @MrKdmmontana so your hypothesis is that cancer didn't exist before tobacco was discovered? You're an idiot. I'm an American and while our school system might not be the best, at least we don't overuse ellipses and we know the difference between an apostrophe and a colon, you fuckwit.

  • "Strangely, most people who smoke live to be in their 70s, and even their 80s and some in their 90s, just like regular folks do. "

    And believe it or not, some Americans actually think critically and learn to re-evaluate shit, like most others altough its not for a bad reason the rest of the world think you are a bunch of over paid morons who whine about "freedom" when your back porch is filled with Gulags and Guantanamos. Also, NO smokers dont live long. Some do, but most die..

  • @MrKdmmontana over half of the people i know who smoke are like...60 or 70

  • The fun part is that he died not even at the age of 50. Cause? Pancreatic cancer brought on by smoking:P Bummer, guess he didnt want to go on and didnt care for those scientific articles that say: Smoking can and most likely (and this they should add) WILL give you cancer.

    The government says drugs are bad; but they cant really tell the Big Tobacco that their product kills more fucking people than car crashes..

  • @MrKdmmontana They can't tell them that because it's not true. Smoking is one of many risk factors for some cancers, it is not a "cause" of cancer. You should read these "scientific articles" you speak of and stop blindly spouting hate-group propaganda.

  • @MoejoTheGreat (hopefully) these are just ignorant 13 yr olds & will grow up, but realize they probably are not, and do not have youth to sublimate their ignorance. Have you ever looked @ an Islamic Fundamentalist or any Fundamentalist and realize there ain't nothin' I can say that this ignorant entity will understand? The World of Ideas Escapes these fundamentalist. Mr. Hicks seemed to believe in ideas and is a most articulate force.

  • @cheekyzie And some of us prefer Bill to religion, mainly because Bill makes more sense 8)

  • @MoejoTheGreat Anyone can get cancer anytime just because. Sad ain't it? Smokers still inspire the process though....

  • @MrKdmmontana He never said smoking wasn't bad. Bill was comparing lifestyles to put some things into perspective. I don't smoke.

  • @MrKdmmontana really? pancreatic cancer is broungt on by smoking???!!!

    As Sam Kinison would say "you are not being medically correct" and though you are a you tuber as myself and not a genius medical or otherwise, uh shut the fuck up.

  • Denis Leary has a similar rant about Babe Ruth, and the jogger, check it out.

  • @ibanezgeorge thats because denis leary ripped off bill hicks, just like he ripped off louis c.k. and countless other comedians. denis leary is no comedian he's a fucking theiving hack,.

  • @Dwhales4

    He's an asshole.

  • I hate tofu!

  • pretty fucking high

  • so whos gonna make the comment that says "240p, we meet again" ?

  • @BoxMan122122 no one cause this is the fucking 90s

  • I'm not coughing because of smoking but because I can not stop laughing.

  • He is so amazing xD

  • @Swiggia Yeah the good die young, my best friend passed a month ago and we had watched alot of Bill Hicks in the previous months. Strange feeling.

  • @Swiggia He was exaggerating so both smokers and non would find it funny.

  • This skit just makes me WANT to smoke.. I think i'll hit pause and go light one up...

  • "I left in love, in laughter, and in truth and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit."

  • MrZombiefiend... What products did Hicks hawk again? Must have eluded me. If you don't think consumerism and marketing have screwed this world yet, well...

    Hicks is opinionated, but, he has facts and truth on his side. Kinda gives you confidence.

  • lol Hicks hates advertising and commercialisation when its for things he doesn't like but when its something that is100% commercial and for no reason that he defends it.

    I love how people pretend hes a social critic, hes just an overly opinionated fool who thinks he is better than everyone else.

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  • okay fuck this was to much alike no cure for cancer

  • @mkri96 Yup, because Denis Leary ripped off a whole bunch of material from Bill & recorded it as his own (this is fact, BTW).

  • that was probably the funniest thing ive ever seen by Bill

  • Thumbs up if you want pathetic Youtube arguments to fucking stop.

  • Now he has departed from this strange world a little ahead of me. That means nothing. People like us, who believe in physics, know that the distinction between past, present, and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion. -Albert Einstein

  • HOW IRONIC IS THIS.

  • I can appreciate his arguement for freedom of choice but the way he almost associates smoking with being 'cool' and smoking/drinking gets you women? please. I seriously doubt women will be interested in bill hicks than a healthy attractive man with an active lifestyle. Nice try, though.

  • @gymboy99

    The girls that Bill attracted weren't much different than he was.

    Handing him Coke after his shows, drinking, smoking. I'm not saying that it gets women, i'm just saying that if you partake in something, and you're better off, you'll attract others.

  • @gymboy99 he said no such thing

    he was just saying that as long as you do what you want to do without everyone hastling you over your choices you will live a lot happier than someone who lives for physical perfection over just pure selfish vanityyou will live a lot happier

  • @lemmybethyname I see where your coming from. However if being happy requires compromising ones health then perhaps people like this should reconsider their position. Im sure heroin addicts are happy when they jack up but that doesnt justify its use. Im not saying smoking is the same as heroin please dont get the wrong idea. Im just saying that a balance can be found between happiness and health without compromising too much at either end. Nobodys gonna be too happy if their dead.

  • @gymboy99 but if you live the way you want to and do exactly what you want to you can atleast tell yourself when you die that your life was lived to the fullest that you could of lived it

    but if i spend my life jogging and running so you live longer until you can barely even wipe your own arse and you actually cant wait for the end what seems like a better ending

  • @gymboy99 but what can i say im just a hedonistic cynic

  • It's ironic that he died from pancreatic cancer...

  • Would you bargain with the angel of death to return Bill Hicks to this world by sending Dennis Leary in his place?

  • HAHA I though that I came up with the the joke about warnings that don't apply to me. Every time I get a pack with one of the female only warnings, I cherish it because they won't do me any harm (:

  • fat people die more prematurely than smokers so think I'll keep smoking. good clip!

  • This guy and Frank Zappa, the only Americans the English can be bothered with. 

  • He conveniently left out the fact that Jim Fixx was a heavy smoker prior to quitting and taking up running, and already had developed health issues, which, you know, might've been what did him in.

  • @DrSpaceman3 .....Fixx's dad died in his early forties from heart problems and had his first heart attack in his 30s which leans heavily towards genetics.

    Strangely, most people who smoke live to be in their 70s, and even their 80s and some in their 90s, just like regular folks do.

  • This video is sad and prophetic on many levels.

  • To all the non-smokers who love to spout off the ways it can kill us: WE KNOW!!!

  • "I'm Bill Hicks and I'm dead now"

    I actually feel very sad now.

  • Protip: every kind of cancer can be caused by smoking. This is the Nonsmokers rule of thumb.

  • he technically died form smoking...pancriatic cancer does sometimes develop from too much smoking.

  • I gave up smoking because I disliked coughing constantly. *shrugs*

  • pancreatic cancer is caused by smoking...

  • Dennis Leary's delivery and his words are entirely different to Bill Hick's. I see no similarity except for the fact that they both did a comedy act on smoking. Comparing them to each other is like saying that all the old mother-in-law jokes in the 70's were ripped off......................who??­?? Hey, smoking is a topical subject relevant to today. I'm happy to see people sticking it to smokists - the more the merrier.

  • @darkallegiance666 go up to the search bar and type in "Denis Leary steals from Bill Hicks", and you will find direct proof that Denis Leary stole multiple jokes from Hicks. He stole jokes nearly word for word.

  • @JTFlip1 Thanks for the info - I had a look & it really does sound like Leary used some of Hicks' jokes. Trouble is, I like Leary's delivery better. Surely Leary didn't steal all of his jokes from Hicks?? This is an honest question, not a put-down type of one - I don't want to watch heaps of Hicks just to find out, and you seem to be knowledgeable about this matter.

  • how many non-smokes do we have watching this video.........

  • 1:15 thats the type of laugh like "youve just been fucked up with words" lol

  • Have you guys watched the Dennis Leary rip-off of this. What a douche! He took Bill Hicks' act and turned into mediocrity on crack, it wasn't even funny. Terrible. I wanted to vomit.

  • @ilovegnomeland Yeah...Dennis Leary is a prick..

  • cars. sh

  • fuck it! found my brand.

  • Much love bill, see you on the flip side

  • Bill Hicks died from pancreatic cancer, not lung cancer...

  • "If this bothers anybody, I recommend you look around at the world in which we live and shut your fuckin' mouth."

    If only more people would take his advice.

  • He was truly one of the sanest people in the world...

  • LOW BIRTH RATES!

    @CrackerMuzik

  • 'I'm Bill Hicks and I'm dead now,'

    :-(