Broccoli Wad TV Commercial

[JunKazamaFan]

World's Dumbest brought me here.

I want to get some of these so I can use the blue Broccoli Wad at night and the white one in the daytime, just to give the advertising slogan a big middle finger.

[pistation314]

Who ordered the hit on Vincent Pastore's career?

[demover7]

@pistation314 Genuinely deserves top comment. Simply because i was thinking the same exact thing.

[ACluelessKid]

It's just an excuse to show off your money. It's safer to carry a coin purse and wallet.

[Voyage400]

Worthy of World's Dumbest, and made it, "Oh my god! I think she is a crazy woman!".

[AnimeYoshiGirl]

Why do they always have to double all the offers?

[JQJ213]

I have another name for this: a money clip!

[CyclopsMonabeckman]

I think she is a crazy woman! O.O



[TheHappyLittleKitten]

Also, this commercial COULDNT be more Jersey

[cedykeman1]

This is the most entertaining thing I have ever seen.

[TheHappyLittleKitten]

I think she is a crazy woman.

[flamingsun]

The number of times they say broocoli wad is 16 times

[Pawnchcat]

The check was already at th table in the beginning.

[cutieface567]

Where would we be without the magic of Auto Tuning?

[sphereknight]

my favorite part was 1:00 to 1:11 she sounds crazy..like she's high or something or has caffeine for blood

[Caliactive365]

I wish i can afford a broccoli Wad.I only can afford the cheap generic version the lettuce Wad

:(

[shanecast123321]

oh so its mr. wise guy eh

[shanecast123321]

or is she crazy? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a crazy women? the world may never know

[DeltaRaven97]

Man ive seen seizures that look better than this commercial

[Sypaka]

You can even use this shit for your dick. Didn't test this though.

[NokturnalCarClub]

Doesn't broccoli come with a rubber band thingy around it when you buy it from the market?

[aakgun00]

The lady in the red dress made me laugh so freaking hard!!

[FerretDude15]

What the hell does this thing have to do with broccoli anyway? It's a friggin rubber band with a metal plate. xD

[Roguesaxophone57]

I'm paying $10 for a rubber band like silicon money band

[ptizelsbc]

This is comedy!!!! LMAO

[lesterwink23]

Vincent Pastore obviously has alot of star power left to land a gig like this...

[KaptinFathead]

She IS a crazy woman, & so is this tv add. Thank you worlds dumbest, you just found me a new video yo laugh at before heading to work

[thatgirlbrandi]

@ve2vfd LMAO!

[mytimton]

Just saw this on "Worlds Dumbest" on TruTV

[shoawkahn]

@mytimton YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Raceyman100]

@mytimton worlds smartest!

[TFUltraGojiFan]

@mytimton Me too!

[6709ify]

I just saw this on World's Dumbest on trutv just now. XD

[nirvanacarl]

damn that guy is so much like coco...

[gcisme20007]

ive had the broccliwad for 10 years now but i call mine a rubberband!

[Pyroshen]

IT"S A FUCKING ELASTIC. Is the world crazy?

[ve2vfd]

Damn you Steve Porter!!! I was in my kitchen cooking, got a broccoli out of the fridge, put it on my cutting board, pulled the elastic off and started to sing "Broccoli wad! Broccoli waaaaaa aaaa aaaad" It's stuck in my darn head!

[WunHunDread]

i thought that was Joey Coco Diaz!

[FederalReserve23]

i saw this on tv and i waited for the "whoa that was bad" but it never came....

[v3ck1n]

its an offer ya cant refuse, otherwise i'll break ya frickin legs

[blackjump360]

HAHAHA the oldwoman 0:35

[1krubby]

What a deal! I can buy a rubberband with a piece of metal attached to it for only TEN DOLLARS!!

[RetroVGamer]

Nice! You can show everyone you have a lot of cash and credit cards. Who doesn't wanna do that in this crime ridden world? Stupidest thing ever invented!

[dustindo]

"It's made of a silicone rub-ber" always gets me.

[DaveFishBulb]

Eh carries aroun' in wad, like DIS!

[EXIT87b]

やべぇ、何度でも見てしまう。あなたの発想が素晴らしい。

You Are great

[GeoffMezzanine]

brawkley wahd

[mrttou]

What's the Italian version of the term "Ghetto"?☺

[dudeglove]

It's a piece of fucking plastic.

[williamwissian]

@dudeglove I know, seriously. I can get one from my supermarket.

[Shadowfied]

@dudeglove No..it's rubber.

[kristinadk]

@dudeglove actually it's rubber

[lifewasters]

DJ Steve Porter turned a stupid local TV commercial into a piece of art. He should get 87.91% share on each "broccoli wad" sold.

[Shadowfied]

@lifewasters He wouldn't get shit. No one buys this piece of crap.

[CaeserOct]

This is a glorified rubber band,

[CaeserOct]

This is like Slap Chop Part 2.

[anyfreegift]

Dang.. when the TV show offers dry up, this is what old actors resort too.

Save our actors.

[Nilsy1975]

@anyfreegift That's what the *what was it called?* thingy is for, i.e. folded up actors!

[Lopalop2]

pop pop

[XXpreskoolIsHardXX]

That it! I'm getting a Broccoli Wad!

[mupp33n]

I dont carry coins, I give em to people. I dont like coins.

They make noises, and are a hassle.

[wyllmRox]

i was gonna buy one but no matter how much research i do i can't figure out how strong it is or what its made of.

[ve2vfd]

@wyllmRox Broccoli ;-)

[chargerfan4life21]

broccoli wad... what the real gangsters wear

[FlithyFlithers]

whys it called broccoli

[wyllmRox]

@FlithyFlithers on shark tank he said its bc gansters used to use the rubber band from bunches of broccoli

[FlithyFlithers]

@wyllmRox ok thanks

[SincereCreature]

Lol... Imagine if you were a thief... You're going down the street, all of a sudden you see a guy and there's no wallet in his pocket showing up but JUST CASH very simple. Cool!

[illestflipmamii]

lol holy.

[Dracos1337]

pay money to store your money!

[ImThatOneGuyMichal]

I feel silly, after watching this I called that number.

[Bluedino549]

It's a rubberband... for FIVE DOLLARS?

Geez, I wanna see the people actually buying those. ^^

[champion985]

1:00-1:13 lmfaoooooooooo rolf lol lmaoooooo ahahahhahahahaha

[rubycast]

i like how he changes clothes

[narutardtedr]

Pro: You have all your money.

Con: You can't hold all of your cards, money, information, etc in it. And if you get mugged, they get all your money. Which is not always possible with a wallet, some of which have hidden compartments for money, you could buy a rubber band for the same effect.

[rubycast]

@narutardtedr actuly theres a hidden compartment inside for storing coins and folded bills they will never know

[narutardtedr]

@rubycast I call bull. I highly doubt that little rubberband does all that.

[nintendo55911]

I was about to get one..

[imxlnt2]

this was very funny, expecially since the product had nothing to do with money. plus when you go to a grocery store, the wad is already attached upon delivery to grocery store. i worked in a few. i may never buy the item above because i like my wallet. i like knowing that my money is still in my pocket!

[DaylanSutton]

The only reason I'd want to order one is to get the t-shirt that comes with it.

[AbsElmaz]

Does anyone know what it's made out of? And if it's tough?

[ThatOtherTom]

@AbsElmaz It's made of a silicone rub, whatever the heck that is. I imagine it's tough enough to hold bills and credit cards but I wouldn't try using it instead of a bungee jumping cable.

[KillYounglings]

When wise guys shoot me in the head, they usually take forever to go through my thick wallet to find the cash I owe them. But now, thanks to the Broccoli Wad, they can shoot me and swipe my cash in seconds. The Wad is even water proof, so in case they forget to take the money from my corpse, my cash will still be kept nice and tight by the time the police find my body in the river.

I don't know what I would do without the Broccoli Wad!

[MrBigblack62]

@KillYounglings ahahaha XD

[STDaizen]

22 people picked up the tab

[Miister00]

'wow what are you doin', what are you dooooiingg?'

AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[0ZAZU]

@MrMarioman223 his name on the Sopranos was big pussy

[ItsDeadlySP]

HOLY CRAP!!!! WHAT AN EXPERIENCE. shit idk if i laughed like crazy or got blown away from this epic masterpiece.

[lowlypeasant]

Yet a another Steve Porter masterpiece.

[SpcE4Wife]

This Was Shown On "SharkTank"abc Big Tony went with his friend on the show to try and get one of the "shark" (person that invest there time and money) to get this off the ground and sell it.

[chadneidt]

Thank you for continuing your amazing auto-tuned commercials. Still the best ones on youtube.

[whoyouuu]

NEW RINGTONE FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

[whoyouuu]

WHY DO I ALWAYS GET TOP COMMENT????!!!!!

[TheHellz0r]

The fat guy sits at random ppls table and tells em bout the broccli wad and then tells them to pick up the tab!! =D

[AOC42]

1:01 lol

[PwnerGamerable]

That lady in the red reminds me of my aunt 0.o

[whoyouuu]

0:39 LOL

[initabath]

what about coins?

[Miister00]

you could use an elastic too..

[Bijou]

weed smoking was obviously involved when this idea was invented...

[Rajonrayray]

Mobsters!

[ChristopheBilliet]

Btw it's crazy how much bullshit they'll put into one of these commercials to make people who do not yet have the item feel stupid/unpopular/unsuccessful/­.. It should seriously be outlawed, at least!

[WhatTheStash]

@ChristopheBilliet Lol do you see the irony in your comments? You say it should be outlawed to make people feel stupid if they don't have one, but you say people are stupid if they do. So what you said in a way is what they said, except on the other end of the spectrum :D

[ChristopheBilliet]

Somebody wants to get rich selling fucking rubber bands to dumb assholes, I'll have a BMF-wallet thank you. Btw lol'd @ 1:01

[Sweettooth187]

Just wow. It's almost hard to laugh at this one because underneath the remix is an embarrassing albeit real commercial he should have felt insulted to be asked/paid to do, let alone actually go through with it.

[TiMthisIS]

Another example of poor money management by an actor. Both in life and in this commercial. How much did they pay you to be a joke?

[MrBigPatriot]

21 people prefer asparagus wads

[malismad]

I ordered one of these and there was no broccoli or money in it.

[bobicool]

This is how to display all your money to everyone every time you take it out. It's sooo awesome that even all those burglars will want it.

[McErnster]

21 people dont want a broccoli wad

[MrCollin28]

Go broccoli wad

[john70jake]

I feel like I should call the # just to call them dumbassess

[rfly12321]

that wad thing cant be real, it wouldn't sell shit, good video

[whoyouuu]

Most commercials should be like this then more people would buy that product!!! :)

[john70jake]

the first time I watched this, I thought it was a big spot commercial.

"Wow, that was bad. Wouldn't you like to tell them that?"

[dassnwwe]

awsome remix but such a supid ad

[kamakazeozzy]

i waant my life alert remix that you have been promising for over a year!!

[TehCthulhu]

Broccoli wad is the perfect thing for greasy New Jersey guidos who think having an Italian grandma means you're in the mob.

[nataliekawecki]

I... Have to wake up for work in 4 hours... And I find myself watching the broccoli wad remix. This. Is. Fantastic.

[TheBulldogg33]

He looks like he can cut off my legs

[markrabo]

When I first saw this video, I thought for sure this had to be a parody of other "as seen on TV" products that were basically overblown versions of mundane consumer products (the iRenew bracelet, the Ultimate Chopper, the Slap Chop, and so on). I am horrified to find this is actually a real product and people really are crazy enough to shell out real money for it.

[snatcherofpeachs]

i think i need to get one now

[AzNFish1]

what happens when they give u change in coins???

[BTL256]

This is amazing.

[lacroixel]

dude the stupid jigging and crazy bad acting is nutso

[TheGAHman]

I have never seen this commercial..

[snowpown5]

if i order one do i get the money too?

[TheTrueCinemaphile]

@snowpown5 fuggedaboutit!!!

[Morristownsux]

I retract the previous statement... however when u have a wallet you don't have to show the world how much money that you have on you everytime u make a purchase

[Morristownsux]

Does it hold your Drivers Liscence and credit card well?

[nigel0001]

lol...great stuff

[jimandchris2]

Great job Steve.



[MrTalkofNEWYORK]

Check out my review of the Broccoli Wad HAHA! Video on my page

[sillynillybean]

when i first watched this commercial on tv i didnt know it was a real commercial.

[codkids4life]

sure you can take it to the gym you can take it to the beach you can take it to the pool (YOU CAN TAKE IT ANYWHERE) you can take it to the beach you can take it to the racetrack you can take it to the MOOOOVIES or just take it outside oh ho oh oh oh :P take it outside oh ho oh ho hooh take it outside oh ho oh hohoh LMFAO !

[Latetothepartyreview]

What the hell did I just watch?

[kgsolaman5000]

Haven't lost your touch :D

[Shu8i]

OMG this is an offer I cant refuse! also can't refuse the song...

[neddyynet]

But whatcha going to do with your coins WISEGUY?

[Azzabor]

@neddyynet Wise guys dont carry coins lol

[hockeykidb3]

@neddyynet coins?

[CReyes0525]

@neddyynet who carries coins in a wallet?

[tomthecool]

Wise guys don't carry that BRIEFCASE!

[narutardtedr]

Of course the guys who sound like they're from the mob, will be talking about better ways to hold money....by a rubber band.....

[Darlink1000]

The guy who came up with this shit was on shark tank not to long ago, the idea sucked then and with this add it sucks more

[Okamifan3]

yeah good idea, wad up your money in a wad so its out in the open

guaranteed to get robbed when you pull it out xD

[livepower34325]

Effing Italians.

[MrGuttinProductions]

98.5 raidio brought me here

[MadjackMcMad78]

17 people don't go to the gym, beach, pool, beach or racetrack.

[RobinApprentice]

Broccoli wad can't hold my souvenier casino token now can it... seriously though... it looks so cheap to carry money around in a rubber band

[Psychotron7x2]

Awesome tune. My broccoli just shot a wad.

[dogsk1nmod]

"Broccoli wad, an offer you can't refuse." you've got to be fuckn kidding me. The world has gone beyond stupid now.

[InclimentChiefPro]

woh wat r ya do'n what r ya do'n!

[topfueltrav]

sell out

[iSedrick]

Lol

[DillonSkyRainPapin]

hahaha

[kozhedub]

wait so u can get one for 10$ .... but they will double the offer to four for 10$?

[BluKrbygrl]

@kozhedub Either a section was omitted or the person narrating cannot math.

[MaxwellTickleFingers]

I just saw this ad on TV. HOLY SHIT.

[didgeboy287]

So I'm taking someone's word for it that this IS the commercial. I suspected as much since the "act now!" jazz is included at the end. It's awesome to see Steve Porter's getting paid mainstream for his music video abilities like this.

[kpgalligan]

Everybody, stop commenting on the product or the business model, or how bad his career is.  This commercial is hilarious, and they're going to rack in cash hand over fist. Useful product or not.

[jackshiver]

It's a frigging 10 dollar rubber band.

[lateralus3102]

@jackshiver FOUR ten doller rubber bands for the price of one. Thats a steal!

[Bluedino549]

@jackshiver ... which causes a new great song! ^^

[TheGAHman]

@jackshiver No no no! It's a Silicone Rub!

[SilverStarMashups]

@jackshiver 10 dollars for 4 rubber bands. That deal is madness!!

[lowlypeasant]

@jackshiver ..its tough, its made of a silicone rubber.

[DJpookid]

I have a velcro wallet...that is pretty easy to have.

[VladimirLemLem]

Steve's the best. By far. Love your work, keep doing what you do.