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  • I realized at that moment that Wraith actually had a sense of humor. I thought it was a funny joke. I would have been buddies with that Wraith.

  • Todd the Actor: look up Christopher Heyerdahl on wikipedia

  • Is it just be, or does Todd sound an awful lot like Biggy and Druitt from Sanctuary?

  • @Azated2 same actor

  • The worst is about to start... I got pissed, not literally, I was little weakened already due being in a dead Jaffa body, so I had to take control over his body like right now. I had to crawl up his asshole, too bad for me he had another crap, that could not fit through Chappa'ai, incoming. I was half way in when the shit hit me. the dude started screaming and running around, must have been such a sight for observers. Moral? Never pick hosts that takes a crap."

    Was it Goa'uld stand-up enough?

  • I loved Todd, they needed to make him part of the main cast, shame they cancelled it :(

  • Heyerdahl is the man :) Love his voice. The best wraith in SGA :)

  • I love it when Shepherd once tells Todd: "everytime we get involved with you, I feel like I'm walking around with a live grenade in my pocket just waiting to blow us all up for this one thing that you (forgot to mention)"

    That was a hell of a sentence :D

  • It doesn't make any sense!!!!

    How could a civilization that's been around for over 100,000 thousand years, with 60 or more Hive Motherships, literally 100s of cruisers, and hundreds of thousands of darts, if not, millions, loose to the humans who have only about 4 or 5 ships, and probably less than a hundred fighters? Plus, the Wraith were the ones who drove the Ancients out of the Pegasus galaxy, the most advance species in the universe, who by the way have been around for over 50 million yrs.

  • @samysasy419 When did the humans win? The humans hold the Wraith off but the Wraith also have a lot of in fighting. Also the humans have higher levels of technology thanks to the Ancients and the Asgard (sp).

  • @Gulronike In the beginning of SGA, it was made clear that the wraith had about 60 ships, by the end of the show they had last than ten. The humans have alredy beat the Wraith which is astounding, since they only had TWO ships in the entire Pegasus galaxy. Yes the humans have some superior technology thanks to the Asgard and the Ancients, but the Wraith are smarter than humans, this too was said in an earlier episode of the series, the wraith were highly intelligent, yet they are still loosing?

  • @samysasy419 The Humans (Tauri) had more superior ships due to the fact that they had Asgard Rail Guns and Shields installed, still, they only possessed 3 ships (The Deadeless, The Apollo and the Hamond), some Wraith destroyed each other, some were destroyed by the replicators, and some were defeated by the Tauri, still, they weren't exactly "Defeated", they still had ships around

  • @samysasy419 next to their superior technology, there's also their astonishing ability to reproduce, the wraith can create hundreds of soldiers in the matter of days and can build HIve ships in a very short duration, which means that many of them are still wondering around.

    Since the ori were defeated in "The Ark of truth" I would expect MGM to soon produce a movie which will represent the final battle between the Tauri and the Wraith, hope it will be a hell of a movie !

  • @onlytrustingod Yes. MGM was supposed to create a Stargate Atlantis, called Stargate: Extinction in 2010, but MGM mothballed the entire Stargate franchise after they cancelled SGU.

  • @samysasy419 I didn't know that! so we'll never get to see any of the good stories of Stargate on TV, at least not soon.....

    SGU was a real disappointment to me, I think that they should have reconsidered it before releasing, getting rivers of negative feedback, ending up shutting down the series and then ultimately as you say, not even producing a good movie, what a shame...

  • @onlytrustingod SGU was really bad during the first season, they were trying to hard to be a cross between Battlestar Galctica, an enemy who is after them to kill them(blue people); and Star trek Voyager and Atlantis(lost in a distant part of the universe, unknown and uncharted). And it failed horribly, but the second season was starting to show some light, as it moved a little bit from that, and became more centered on finding a way home and individual stories, w/ a twist of light humor.

  • Isn't that the same voice as the big guy from Sanctuary?

  • @ThatHaydenGuy Yes, he's heign played by the guy. Now that you mention Sanctuary, I totally forgot the show is back on with season 4... gotta go back to watching!

  • @ThatHaydenGuy yes, the big guy and john druitt

  • What I miss, is that Ori have never taken of Wraith - these races are in purest conflict: one predates on source of other's strenght.

  • That is just 100% double rainbow - all - the - way!

  • See Chris Heyerdahl (Todd) and Amanda Tapping (Col. Carter) on Sanctuary!

  • I did not like Woolsey at first but he grows on you as you get to know him.

  • die deutsche Sync klingt zig mal geiler als das Original.

  • Laughed my ass off when i saw that sceene :D

  • Trip needs to get working at the warp reactor, sam needs to make another leap soon.

  • Chris is such a good actor.

  • I've got seasons 1-5 and seen them all and the more I watched the more I started liking wraiths. At season 1 I hated wraiths and at season 3 I liked them and at season 4 I loved them. They're just so brilliantly done characters.

  • If i were there ....i wouldnt who was there ...i would burst in laugh until i remained out of breath and died xD

  • Samantha smiled! (Well she was fighting against the smile.) =P. I would've shaked his hand! Except that I Would've held his wrist instead of hand. Or worn a glove .

  • oh how come I haven't seen this here before? Very funny :)

  • I cracked up when I saw this scene. :D HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH­AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

  • When Todd and Ronan blow up that wraith hive ship in the alternate reality together :')

    Good times :")

  • lol Todd XDDDDD

  • Ahhh Todd :)

  • LOL I love Todd....:D

  • hahahaha if i were one of those soldiers i would crap my panths from laughing .

  • Christopher Heyerdahl is so good at playing villains. Also is voice is amazing!

  • Lawl Todd iz da bezt

  • I love you TODD!!

  • U SUCK!!!!!!!!! lol jk

  • haha i like the part when the womanwalked away and left the poor dude and  hanging . :D haha

  • Natural Goa'uld Voice -No Voice Synthesizer: watch?v=p1gpNM3AbYE

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  • A little wraith humor. A Jaffa joke.

    Great!

    Now all we need is an Ori opera, Replictor riddles and Goa'uld... stand-up?

  • @solgatekeeper Goa'uld gaffes perhaps?

  • @solgatekeeper "So, the Jaffa that carried me got his head cut off. Not such a big of deal, I was almost done with him anyway, but I could not risk exposing too soon, so I played dead, otherwise the humans that decapitated my carrier would chop my head off. So I wait, the body already starts to smell I peek outside only one human stays, too bad that fat bastard decided to take dump, just when I jumped towards him. Can you imagine getting hit by turd twice your size!?" (continuing above)

  • "Hahaha just a little wraith humor..."

    Samatha walks away in disgust

    "^_^Oh come onnnn, don't be so sensitive ...no one? ....seriously? ......ehh¬_¬It's gonna be a long mission...."

  • I hate twilight, but I'll watch it just to see sexy Christopher.

  • LOVED Todd

  • LMAO everytime I see this

  • Just a little Wraith humor...ha ha ha ha ha.

    Samatha's reaction: ಠ_ಠ

  • LOL Todd!

  • Just thinking, wraith porn must be really, really, really kinky.... All that leather, those extra orifices, the ability to shake off pain... God im disturbed arent I...

  • Todd. Also known as THE MOST AWESOME WRAITH EVER!!!

  • that was so funny, i liked todd. but i think they had to kill him in the last episode when they arrived on earth. shame cos hes so cool.

  • @SeptimaKitten they didint kill him i had this sga book with behind the scenes quotations and a few months after questioning him they made a deal to send him back to pegasuss

  • after he like laughed there came a long : aaaaahhhh ... my translation = You're all going to die soon but I'm gonna be alive, haha !

  • Todd is too awesome. its a shame i could never trust him

  • I wonder if that could actually work...

  • he does have a contagious laugh........lolzzzz

  • Woolsey, of course she knows what she is doing...... it's Colonel Samantha Carter!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I asked myself again: They cancelled THIS for SGU?

    oh boy...

  • @anim3chan I couldn't agree more!  I had so much hope for SGU but I stopped watching it after the third episode when I realized it was just another version of the other Sy Fy Channel atrocity, Battlestar Galactica.

  • @Calavicci9 My friends and I have taken to calling it "Stargate Galactica"

  • @brokensongbrokensoul "Stargate Galactica"... that's brilliant! Just add 2005(?) to it because, while the special effects and the hair wasn't the best, the stories were really good in the original Battlestar Galactica.

  • @Calavicci9 I have to agree with you on SGU, but it's gotten a little better at the start of season 2. I was actually able to like a couple of these new episodes.

  • :) That's amazing!

  • I like how the makers of stargate use the gun cocking sounds all the time. If real guards pulled the charging handles back as much as they do in stargate there would be no bullets left in the weapons.

  • @csrtitus It's really bad in the original movie. When Ra's ship lands on the Pyramid and the soldiers are investigating, the amount of gun cocking is ridiculous. They probably got captured because they didn't have any rounds left...

  • Todd is also Druitt and bigfoot on sanctuary! good actor but the twilight thing brings him down just a tad, but still awesome!

  • This was pretty funny. Thanks for posting. I liked that wraith too. He was pretty cool for a wraith.

  • funny......

  • Ah the wonderful Wraith. =)

  • poor todd was turned into a vampire :( FUCK U NEW MOON

  • @jonnykiller exactly dude they vampires dont have shit on the wratih!

  • lol i love Todd hes my favorite Wraith =D =D

  • @oXkimiXo i liked steeve

  • Todd is the best. I'm seriously sad the actor was in New Moon. He was Marcus. You can tell his voice is the same if you listen, it's really deep.

  • NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!­! I love Todd, why?!?!

  • LOL. love todd.

  • Gotta love Todd.

  • Reminds me of Todd. on that episode when they discuss this thing on his ship and their is a table full of food and he said=

    "I hope you find those fruits as tasty as the farmers that grew them."

  • Todd is the funniest, "The" King of the wraith....

    The one in "Allies" (I guess it's Erik) is the most disdainful, condescending wraith, but also the hottest, sexiest.

    But I have a soft spot also for Steve.....so sexy and scary at the same time!

  • @F4Wildcat The episode was from "The Queen" from Season 5.

  • wraiths 4ever, ;) LOVE IT!!! 5/5

  • This is so awesome. If only the actor didn't get a role in *shudder, shudder* New Moon...

  • WTF??? Omg that is..horrible..Oh no this just can't be true.. oh I will hve nightmares... of a sparkling Todd... Oh no!

  • I love Todd, and I quote this al the time.

  • I love what you put in your description. Thanks for sharing.

  • Todd is the funniest Wraith! Bob is the sexiest Wraith, and the Redish-Purple haired Wraith Queen is the hottest

  • bob?

  • Yeah bob. To see which one he is search the video " Bob the wraith..the bogeyman"

  • Ah, shaking hands with Wraith. That has got to be a big joke with them.

    It's okay, Todd. I laughed too.

  • Todd is the best character in STARGATE ATLANTIS!

  • Todd, you are awsome

  • Todd is the funniest Wraith

  • Hahahaha, Todd really makes me feel bad when I se my fellow humans slaughtering Wraiths. :-(

  • Todd is Great!

  • Todd Rules!

  • todd is kick ass

  • "just a little Wraith humor" LOL Todd's awesome! i love a Wraith with a sense of humor..

  • U know Todd was dying to do that joke for a long time!!! U can see his smirk leading up to it!!! LOVE THE TODD!! I hope there will be a NEXT time!!!

  • can wraiths suck life out from a hand??

    theyve always done it through a persons chest.

  • they can suck life from everywhere of a body

  • His laugh is contagious

  • Lol hilarious :)

  • =DDD

  • That is funny.

  • tsk tsk oh that todd XD

  • Todd:humans - 1:0

  • LOL it was awesome I loved it. Todd was my favorite.

  • Can you say wraiths joker?

  • Ha ha ha! I like it, good joke! ;-)

  • a little wraith humour for you, ladies and gentlemen.

  • CLASSIC!!!

  • lol, i love it!

    i remeber when i saw this on tv i cracked up. i love them Wraith! :)

  • Gotta love the Wraith.

  • They love us too :)

  • LOL!!!!!!!!! funny as hell!! XD

    ^_^

    =D

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  • I love this scene. Makes me laugh every time I see it.

  • Todd 0:30 (ahh humans no sence of humor)

  • I think this is not just humor, it is a calculated move. Todd can not do anything in that situation. He was the one in danger not Sam, if she had even missed a step while he held her hand or shown any signs of discomfort at all, he would be shot dead, However he demonstrated that even in a cell, surrounded by guards, the leader of the Atlantis expedition was afraid of him. That showed him that despite him being in a cage, he had the upper hand. I am surprised Sam did not see that.

  • Sam's not easily impressed it looks like

  • Sams a fool in this case. They don't have 2 be on opposite sides.

  • I don't get it

  • Wraith feed with their hands so he is having a joke about her touching that hand

  • Good point actually. Poor Todd.

    I love the way he puts his hand down in the end!

  • I love how he put his hand down to, he is so cute. :D

    Usul the point is that while disguised as a joke, Todd do prove that he can intimidate Sam, even with him locked in a cage and under heave guard. In effect he wins, It is like if a Mob boss that liked to kill with poison was captured and jailed and offered you a cup of coffee in his cell, if you refused to drink it, then you would give the Mob boss power, as you still showed fear of him, even with him at a huge disadvantage. Same thing here.

  • Well Sam just stands there

    She doesn't seem afraid

  • I think that the soldiers WOULD have shot him anyways. (not should)

  • I totally love Todd!!hope they dont have to kill him, hes a very cool dude

  • One point for Todd and Wraiths :D

  • Love it! Couldn't stop laughing!

  • Let's face it...this is what makes Todd dangerous...he's a wraith who HAS a sense of humor.

    He was definitely not your usual "must hunt down humans for sport and feed on them " death machine.

  • From Wikipedia:

    n non-historical usage, the word philistine denotes a person deficient in the culture of the liberal arts, or a smug and intolerant opponent of the bohemian, one who exhibits a restrictive moral code.

  • todd is my fav charakter in SGA i hope he is in the movie

  • kinda like a hanible lector wraith

  • i KNOW i would have accidentally given him my hand :D:D

  • hahaha i love his laugh ! I like the wraith joke he did in season 5 in the episode The Queen and he said "I hope the food taste better than the farmer who grew it ."

  • Todd said in that episode : "I hope they prove as delicious as the farmers who grew them" =))) he really is funny, that laugh is great :)) he is a wraith but his jokes are great :)) not to mention that his ZPMs saved earth :P

  • i wonder what hapened to Todd after the last episode.

  • i do too todd is the fucking shit. love that wraith, deep down he's a good guy

  • i beleave he is the one who sent the message to that one hive

  • The word on his mind while everyone was walking away must have been "Philistines".

  • HAHA!

    That was Funny :)

    Great video...

  • I was almost crying when i first saw that scene, it's ssssoooo funny

  • wow !! I LOVE wraith humor !!

  • HAHAHAHHAHA

  • aaaaah todd....you little retard you...

  • He is so very awesome.

  • funny.....

  • hahaha love todd <3

  • Gotta love that Todd! LOL

  • Forza Todd!!!!

  • haha i love this! it´s so funny xDxDxDxD

  • rofl

  • I'm pissin myself, this scene makes me laugh so much..

  • This scene cracks me up every time. Gotta love wraith humor! I want a wraith sit-com!

  • Don't get Sam's reaction it's funny come on lol.

  • what did they agreed aboute?

  • I Thought it was Funny.

  • hahaha lmao Todd pwns all wraiths!

  • Hahaha! Thats lovely!

  • This has to be the funnyest scene ever XD