NewsBusted 3/27/09

[spacestate]

You want people to keep leaving you .... do you not realize what is happening to the 2 party system because of the talk radio based extremism ... the republican party is essentially the party of the south, gun nuts, religious wackos ... all are, white aging, & out of the mainstream .... that is your party, yet you are happy when a moderates leave you?

[quest380]

Is there such a thing as a decisive moderate...let me see...most r libs not wanting to be named as such...

[wytkracka]

Oh my god, don't you have anything better to do than spam this under alternates?

Tell us oh tolerant liberal, what's wrong with white southerners?

[MacGirvan]

Poor Britany :(

[watchme2day]

After all the BS from Obama and the Democrats about AIG bonuses that they approved in advance the unconstitutional punitive bonus tax was not even signed by Obama. I don't think it even made it through the Senate but now they are onto new things. Obama got over 100K from AIG and Dodd got over 200K. Dodd wrote the bonuses into the bailout and Obama approved by signing the bill. All the noice about bonuses was only because they got caught.

[jtkirkfan2002]

What gets me is that we're supposed to believe they care because they're going after 160 million in bonuses. If it was really about the money, what about the 93 BILLION (with a B) that AIG gave away to other banks instead of securing its own assets? This is just smoke and mirrors to deflect from what they're really doing, like trying to destroy the auto industry.

[HowardSternn]

Ah Neocons gotta love those retards.

Bababooooey Everyone

[xempla]

That idea of a Letterman interview with the Obama teleprompter might actually work. It could be funny. More a Conan thing though.

They'd never actually do it though. It might be considered critical of The One.

[DD826]

Ya, Letterman gets his weekly dosage of the Obama Koolaid.

[mykol13v]

Is this Jumbotron TV and Staff Picked Audience Townhome a staple now or will Obama bring the Teleprompter to EU and see if anyone notices it?

[JedEkert]

When Obama actually starts to do something, is newsbusted going to be on twice a week?

[Entelex]

Obama and the neocomms / neomarxists in congress are destroying the economy and our nations future as surely as they destroyed Detroit, California and every other state and city where they have held power for long. Obama is trying to finish the destruction of America that Jimmy Carter couldn't accomplish.

[xempla]

Ha ha. "Neocomms". I like that Entelex. Can I keep it?

[Entelex]

Run with it my friend!!! :-)

[jtkirkfan2002]

You forgot New Orleans. The only good thing that gives me hope is the memory that Jimmy Carter spawned the Reagan era and the largest expansion of a peacetime economy in history. Even Bill Clinton couldn't slow it down.

[genYprogressive]

Everyone with a big crowd uses a prompter now. just because Johnny Mac, and that retarded cowboy that just left office couldn't use one does not mean Obama can't

The largest peacetime expansion was the 50s and now you Cons are trying to re-write history by saying that Senile actor from the 80s was responsable for the

90s Tec boom economy, and that Clinton was responsable for the recent recession.

If Bullshiting was a religion you would be the Pope.

[jtkirkfan2002]

Bush didn't need to use a teleprompter because he memorized his speeches. Obama's not smart enough to even do that, or realize he's reading someone else's speech.

The 50's economic expansion only lasted about 7 or eight years and ended with a pretty serious recession. JFK, hero of the Democrats broke that recession by lowering taxes on everyone, includind the hated rich. It worked then, it worked for Reagan and it worked for Bush. When are you liberal retards going to figure that out?

[jtkirkfan2002]

Let's see: This recession is the direct result of the mortgage crisis. What caused the mortgage crisis? Why it was loaning money to people who couldn't afford to pay it back. There are the horror stories of people making 50K a year getting 300K loans, but the majority of these sub-prime loand went to people with bad credit. Who started that? Carter actually started it, but Clinton expanded it. Banks share in the blame, but (cont')

[jtkirkfan2002]

(cont') they would never have gone hog wild were it not for Fannie and Freddy buying up all of those risky loans under the watchfu eye of "Banking Queen" Barney Frank. Bush tried at least four times to rein in Fannie and Freddy and was blocked each time by Frank and Nancy Pelosi.

Oh, and the tech boom was just a small part of the Reaganomics expansion, which lasted through four presidential terms.

[Entelex]

GenY it's obvious that it's Obama that's obsessed with the 'prompter. LMAO

Your meaningless tirade is typical of the hatred spewed from libs like the spittle from Barney the Banking Queen's frothing mouth.

To paraphrase the bard- you strut and fret your hour upon the stage

And then is heard no more: it is a tale

Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing.

[genYprogressive]

Eric Cantor's wife got bail out money and the other Cons that bitch about spending after rubberstamping us into the poor house now discover fiscal responsability are voting aginst the Bonus Tax.

You obviously don't know about the Gramm, Leach, Bliley bill of 99 that allowed banks to be deregulated and mearge. Also the Commoditys Futures Modernization act of 2000 that allowed more riskey deals to be made.

Typical Cons you talk shit first, and check facts later.

[Entelex]

Every time you open your pie hole you display an enormous ignorance. Most every conservative I know is against any kind of government bailout. There aren't many conservatives left in Congress. Certainly not the Republican party, they mostly have morphed into the same kind of tax and spend charlatans that typify the NeoComm Democrats. Point to me where in the constitution that gives government the power to regulate banks to the extent that they cannot merge if it is in their interest to do so.

[genYprogressive]

Are you suggesting that we shut down the Federal Reserve?

only a handfull of politicians are brave enough to do that.

[Entelex]

Actually that's exactly what I'm suggesting.

Our founders including Jefferson and Lincoln among others were adamant that Central Banks were the greatest threat to freedom second only to the Monarchy and big government.

[watchme2day]

"Our founders including Jefferson and Lincoln among others..."

Uh Lincoln was NOT a founder. He was the 16th President. Lincoln was born Feb 12th 1809. He wasn't even around during the founding of the nation.

[Entelex]

I knew this one was coming.

I would argue as others have that Lincoln is as much a "founder" of the America we now know as the first founders were. Lincoln helped bring about the changes that created modern America. He's a "founder" in my book. regardless of when he was born.

[libssuckbigtime]

Lincoln actually sucked as a President and destroyed states rights. The man that ushered in Big Government. He was a powerful railroad lawyer stealing land for the railroads. No morals whatsoever. Think of Big Govenment today and blame it on Lincoln, the worst breaker of our Constitution.

[CountArtha]

Most people I know think of Wilson as the man who ushered in Big Government and FDR as the man who shut the door.

[LTF6161]

Actually, one of our premier founders, Alexander Hamilton argued for a central bank (the Bank of the United States) and government subsidies to private manufacturers, big govt spending on infrastructure, and perpetual deficits. Indeed, he had a whole political party. They were called the Federalists.

[3rdwitness]

so thieving opportunist elite cabals existed then too....lol

[LTF6161]

If the banks are in different state, wouldn't that be the "interstate commerce" clause? Just suggesting.

[Entelex]

Commodities risk goes both ways, if you win you make money if you lose you don't. That's the elegance of the free market system at work. Managing risk is the essence of the capitalist system. When government intervenes it destroys incentive, inhibits the flow of capital, artificially stimulates or depresses demand, distorts the information that price communicates to the market. In short, government interference is bad for the economy, bad for jobs and prosperity. Your squealing doesn't change it

[genYprogressive]

The Cons are obsessed with Obama using a telaprompter.......

Maybe thats because unlike Bush, Obama could actually read it.

John Boehner, and Eric Cantor, say that they have now a budget plan...that has no numbers in it.........Obama should have saved that Special Olympics joke for those two Fucktards.

[MrBillTroop73]

Obama is truely obsessed with the teleprompter.

Maybe thats because, unlike Bush, Obama doesnt know what he is doing, and thus must be TOLD what to do.

John Boehner, and Eric Cantor at least presented something for everyone to read, as opposed to the bail outs that no one reads.

Obama showed his true soul with his Special Olympics joke...........What an Obarassment!

[DD826]

MrBill,

Obama's telepromter is the reason behind his whole speaking tecnique.

His shifting from one screen to the other, and the pauses, as he does it. All due to the telepromter and the Obamanuts think he is the greatest speaker of all time.

[MrBillTroop73]

Exactly what I was trying to say, the teleprompter has to TELL Obama what do say and do.

What an Obarassment!

[jtkirkfan2002]

Obama is nothing but an empty suit who needs to be told what to say and how to say it. We've all seen the result of him talking off the cuff. He either stammers like an idiot or puts his foot in his mouth with the bowling joke.

[JedEkert]

Kinda like a sock puppet, isn't he?

[DD826]

jtkirkfan,

Your right.

The bowling joke, is just the real Obama coming out.

[ncseventeen]

I've figured out what my problem with these videos is. It's not that your jokes are bad so much as they are poorly told. You have identical set up-pay off patterns to every single joke, in every single video. Combine that with your affinity for painfully bad canned laughter and you have a pretty embarrassing video. Vary the style and tempo and you will play much better. Go deeper, be meaner. You had 2 1/2 jokes about emulating other presidents and 2 identical teleprompter gags.

[sakahowdah]

I gotta tells ya, If Jodi's left leg was thanksgiving and her right leg was Christmas I'd like to visit her in-between the holidays. ;-)

[VinceP1974]

JODY MILLER IS AWESOME

I'll catch you next time (but not in a weird stalker way)

[DirtinSky]

I sure teleprez goes to bed with his dearest love.. the Teleprompter of Love!

He might even have a mini tele in his pocket for comfort while awake.

brittle spare's career has been taking a nose dive for nearly half a decade. Somebody needs to send her out to pasture quick before she goes the distance and bites off the ear of a stage hand!

[usgop]

"He will deal with it just as soon as he can find a teleprompter than can channel the ghost of JFK." LMBO!!!!

5*****

[gkous]

Oh come on Jodi, what do you have against Nancy Grace?

[jtkirkfan2002]

The percentage of those who love Obama gets smaller every day.

[w3roloco]

@jtkirkfan2002 lol bro your right last year everyone was all about obama now i see bumber stickers all riped up with the words obama lol

[SeigneurUtopique]

great

[krundog3005]

The ghost of JFK, I love it!

[in2food]

Sorry, this one was kinda weak. Maybe a lower cut top next time?

[conspiracy777]

I wish this vlog was longer, I could listen to her all day.

[Mistertbones]

Jodi, you always brighten my day!

[blummedia]

Thank you Jodi and thanks to the NB staff.

[Hatchetman6971]

Jody, do you watch "Rock of Love" too. Thats awesome. It's like Bret Micheals seems to think that we can't see his eye liner. Hell, his make up is better than the girls.

[QuartuvLarry]

Ah, Jodi! You know we all love you!

[talagp]

Not one funny line in this one. She just sounds like a bitch.

[jtkirkfan2002]

You must be thinking of Michelle Obama or Nancy Pelosi.

[Atoyota]

nothing hilarious but over all pretty good.

[BetodeTampico]

"The only thing more beautiful than a conservative woman is two conservative women."

Utah Pete

[red33410]

Well done, Jode et al!

[philblunt420]

LMAO

[NancyPillowSee]

Hey PB, thanks for the laugh....LOL

[safeharbor7]

Thanks for the fun Jodi, 5*****

[sethmanrockandroll]

We should take a machete to anyone who rates her less!

[IronythatisLife]

ROFL!

[SestrenNK]

Fun stuff as always. Loved that little JFK ghost bit.

If there's one thing I need to critique, though, is that the volume's pretty low.

[AzFCFRanger]

Buy better speakers, or a hearing aid.

[specialks1953]

SestrenNK, you are right ! The volume is LOW on all of their videos posted when compared to almost any other videos posted on YouTube that I watch. I always have to crank it up when I watch one of theirs then have to remember to cut back when I leave here.

[mykol13v]

Trying to keep it on the DOWN Low, Carvile has big ears and a bald head. He'll attack anything that makes its move against Obama.

[chattingcat]

You're good.  Fun video. Thanks. Take care:)

[wrt7]

sweet nesssssssssssssssss....

[alancook01]

another great newscast. 5 stars!!

[SHOdriver1992]

Stay on Obama, Jodi. I can't get enough jokes about him, mainly because he IS a joke.

Scott

[B0thergirl]

Right on!

[Ryan85WVU]

I love this show... and Jodi.

A cute conservative girl can melt my heart.