German Coast Guard

[ProZayScious]

"hallo, zis is ze gurman coash gard"

[flyboy7684]

funny as hell

[JessikaLynnOConnor]

vhat you zinking abouuuutt



[DoomCry1]

@shipvillager no, the guy says Retter (he pronounces it as 'Redder', wanted to be funny)

[TheSoftballgirl0804]

hey i am deaf, and umm my friend said to watch this... can you put up captions? :/

[mickeymoo1998]

@TheSoftballgirl0804 do you know what a german accent sounds like?

[TheSoftballgirl0804]

@mickeymoo1998 yes. lol my friend told me they are like zis iz ze macaroni zis iz ze salad

[pokechis]

We watched this in our German class and we all laughed our heads off!

[binibibo]

hahahah hilarious!

[Name2site]

Oh darn. They cut away before the British man starting cussing... ; )

[NikkiVolturi]

Berlitz... Now we know, why Ludwig's dog is named like that xD

[nakedirohtime007]

Arthur- "Bloody hell!" *facepalm*

Ludwig- >.<

[Soultail]

XDDD Oh my god!! It was a misunderstanding that even I got it!!! XDDD

[ProTeGexFeaRz]

Lol My French teacher showed us this video =D

[gin012]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!­!!!!!!!!

[TheAwesomeGerman1]

@theoperative85 Germans are good at creating festive atmospheres

[theoperative85]

European Heaven:

British are the greeters at the pearly Gates

French do the cooking

Germans are in charge of organization

The Spanish & Italians provide the festive atmosphere.

European Hell:

The French greet you

The Brits cook for you

The Spaniards and Italians organize things

The Germans provide the festive atmosphere.

[TheCincyDude]

@theoperative85 I'd say the french giving festive atmosphere would be more hell than german. Although all I know about german festivities is the Hofbrauhaus and Oktoberfest, lol.

[Humstarz]

@theoperative85 If you would've been to Germany during the fifa worldcup 2006, you would think different.

[BlueAuraWolf]

@theoperative85

I'm not sure why, but I laughed uncontrollably about that.

[spookendeklopgeesten]

@theoperative85 you have never visisted any country in europe have you?

[TvBasel]

Wie heist den der Song der von 00:38 bis 00:49 Läuft? Danke im Vorraus :D

What is the name of the song that runs 00:38 to 00:43? Thanks in advance = D

[chukotkov]

@TvBasel symphony no 9 by beethoven. this particular version is also known as the Anthem of Europe or Ode to Joy.



[mmensing969]

Habbo 4 ever! xD

[TheGossip14]

Daumen hoch wenn ihr durch das Habbohotel hierhergekommen seid

[fvo911]

LOL MEGA LOL im under the table after it

[matthew220891]

I could watch this a million times

[founditnow54]

What are you sinking about? LMAO

[hellomotobleh]

@founditnow54 i'm pretty sure it's what are you thinking about. i think you got that. i dont think 11 people got that

[emperor0989]

what are you *thinking* about?? lol

[cyberdaemon]

What are you singing about ? :D

[hallaxmaswassup66]

love it!

[InweTellemnar]

That is just hilarious! Every time I watch it I can't help but laugh!!!!!!!

[Nakujin]

This one cracks me up everytime I watch it! It never gets boring!

[Dlord007]

Lol, unamused sinking sailors are unamused. xD

[mizimac]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! that is so funny!

[evangeline5432]

LOL!!!!!

[romthunder]

haha what are you sinking about xD

[besprenbrian]

Hilarious!!!!!

[kuehlschrank2006]

German part:

- Das hier ist mein Sektor.

- Das hier ist das wichtigste Gerät des Küstenwächters.

- Das Gerät und das Gerät.

- Überlebensradar.

Translation:

- This is my sector.

- This is the most important instrument of a coast guard.

- This instrument and this instrument.

- Survival radar. [literal translation, I've never heard of a Überlebensradar before. *g*]

[blackopsking4]

really funny

[Pornmaggot]

@kuehlschrank2006 Überlebensretter

[shipvillager]

@kuehlschrank2006 He most obviously does not say "Überlebensradar" as this word does not exist in the German language. In my opinion he starts saying "überlebenswichtig" (= vital) but doesn't finish the word so that he is stuck with "überlebens-". He then says "Radar", assuming the other guy understood what he wanted to express before. By this technique the viewer is supposed to have the feeling of watching a real non-scripted conversation

[xblackdragonx]

Hilarious.

[stargirl995]

Classic !!! lol !!! love it

[KruppaF]

love this one

[SakuraRyuNeko]

hahaha

[politis111]

hilarious

fucking dumb german coast guard

[scottbaioisdead]

i assume you're so intelligent you understood both the german and english in the commercial right? why don't you show your intelligence and transcribe the german with a translation

[montidude]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[myhatrules]

l0l this should have more views!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrMeter]

priceless... :P