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From: LaserJackass
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  • i figured as much!

  • hahaha im not gonna lie! the music went with it haha hilarios!!

  • Light Saber FTW

  • When all else fails.. 0:37

  • scared the hell outa me...again.

  • Im sorry, but my piss can break apart that ice dildo of yours faster.

  • I loled

  • Way to make it look like a dick

  • LOL ftozen dildo

  • well he didn't lie :P

  • press 8 30 times fast

  • 0:37 you rule :)

  • now throw it off the roof at someone

  • Waste of time

  • lol

    

  • it doesn´t help if you hav it close to the ice, you have to hit with the focal point to get the maximum effect.

  • its a penis in the snow...

  • lol i knew exactly what was una happen lol but be careful cuz it cud stop working after that lol

  • hahahahahaha

  • son of a fucking Whore ... WASTED MY BANDWIDTH

  • Fail

  • Thought this was quite funny

  • Fucking asians

  • I got what I was looking for.

  • cool!!!

  • well i laughed lol

  • "Powerful laser smashes ice"

    I see what you did there

  • Hi guys! im back and ill make more videos ^^. for those who hate it! just leave hehehe simple as that.

  • @LaserJackass this vid was halarious :)

  • People disliking this video have no sense of humor, or can't read the title.

  • i just saw the comment can i have my 50 seconds back lol, so i knew lets forward this gay video lol

  • WTF LOL

  • pretty funny

  • hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so funny

  • Smashing Pumpkins! )

  • what r u doing on top of a 30 story high building? hahaha

  • Very good not misleading at all, LOL

  • hahahahahahah

  • GREAT

    

  • lol

  • well look at the title. the powerful laser did smash the ice.

  • @airsoftking19 I was going to complain, but you're right.

  • I can't honestly say I didn't see that coming.

  • maybe you should put a condom on it first...

  • if i lived on that balcony, id be egging cars and doing what i could to have some funn.

  • That laser smashed the SHIT out of that ice!!

  • Were are you that you're filming this on a roof? lololo That made the video.

  • U got me :D

  • damn, got me too man lol

  • hahhaa u got me

  • Jack frost, how ironic

  • lmfao my 5w laser cant do that in a smaller time than yours!

  • :D noice laser

  • hhhhhhhhh lol

  • AWESOME!!! ....not

  • people who talk about there penis have small dicks

  • @flipper2562 and i dont think anyone was talking about penis in the first place....

  • were can i buy one, and how much dos it cost

  • lol

  • hahaa i get it

  • Hahaha love it!

  • rofl made my day

  • Who build that dick over there??

  • Lol epic win ultra laser lol

  • #FAIL

  • LOL I wasnt expecting that but the title is right "smashes" not melts xD

  • focus the beam , and it might do something.

  • Wow some way to treat an expensive present.

  • can i have my 50 seconds back? :)

  • @iwatchfunny sure, just hop into my time machine, that's be $50,000,000 please.

  • @EntrailSaunders For some reason I do not trust you... so instead il just send the creator a bill for $50,000,000.

    Also conversion from £ to $ will cost to much.

  • Why a dick?

  • lol

  • its funny how you fooled everyone thumbs up for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • disapointed! not what i expected

  • well he said smash ice and it did thums up if im right

  • Yea man that's how you do it!!! Hahaha xD

  • It was a dick with a laser

  • Well title says "smashing" not "melting" so.... We clicked on this video and got what we clicked on! Nice vid

  • that just made my day. lol.

  • u waste 50 sec on my life

  • epic fail !

  • normally I would be annoyed by video title,but this was funny!

  • where the hell are you taping that from?

  • haha saw dat coming so bad

  • Meh

  • xD

  • DAT WAS EPILEPICTICAL AWESOME!!!!!

  • "imah just sit here... chillin... trying to burn through this ice dildo.... just... burn through it.... in a second..... yup... AH SCREW THIS!" *smashes the ice*

  • hahaha :D:D:D

  • why is ice in dick formation

  • there's a reson y the laser wont melt the ice.... the ice is reflecting the laser not absorbing it. (use black things)

  • Damn, I am afraid of heights!

  • oh shit, my ice-dick isnt safe anymore!!! AAAAAHHH

  • well the laser DID smash it...

  • ice penis

  • HAHAHAHAHAhA KING @!!

  • shit...

  • I lol'd.

  • thats punny lol

  • mabye it was the laser that possessed him to do that?

  • I thought the snowman was bigger!

  • he did say that the laser was going to smash it, lol

  • Fail...

  • looks like the hulk from dragonlasers.....

  • Would this pop a balloon? LMAO

  • OWNAGE

  • why does the snow form a penis?

  • this video should be named

    "Powerful Laser turned off and I am a dick who like to mislead youtubers into clicking this video"

  • @minicotexx You mad brah?

  • LOL

  • hahaha, ownd !

  • not real and homosexual

  • idk why but without reading any of the comments I sort of expected him to do that exact thing :3 Can I see into the future... 2013 WILL happen! :)

  • ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahah looooolllll

  • where the fuck do u live

  • lmfa o

  • I rofled

  • 0:37 , just by looking at the rates I FUCKING KNEW IT!

  • lol, good one.

  • hahaha

  • =))

  • wow

    

  • how many MW? i have a 200 red

  • wow!!! really powerful!! lol

  • lol

  • hhahahaha ;DDDDDDDDDDD

  • i would rather to use it as a snipah

  • lol

    

  • LOL

  • fukin low _ life

  • lol

  • lulwat?

  • this is funny as heck

  • haha nice and i though we were getting closer to the light saber haha

  • hahahahahaha i didnt expect that nice

  • smash da snow dick 

  • fake, it doesnt smash ice, u smashed ice with a tool

  • ... Was that a snow dick? :/

  • @666ouroboro yes son, and one day it shall be yours! :D

  • @666ouroboro it says its a frozen dildo

  • lol

  • idiots.

  • This reminds me of when Alexander the Great was asked to unravel the Gordian Knot in Asia Minor and was told that 1000s had tried and failed. Legend says that circled the knot once then unsheathed he sword and cut it in half. Then famously said, "it's unraveled."

  • thats right! destroy the snow boner!

  • omg that made me laugh too ...i was so into it ..like melt!!! and then bap! hehe goofy ... we all gotta fun ya know hehe hugs :) BTW..im worried about so many wanting to melt stuff with lasers hehe eek

  • That thing looks like something from the military

  • I laughed.

  • name said it vid proved it

  • OHHH SHIT..THATS DA SHIT!!... I WANT 1

  • I lovee that song haha, death rattle

  • so predictable...

  • haha

  • 1000 € or ?

  • lololololol

  • calm calm calm calm calm calm calm calm calm calm SMASH SMASH SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH

  • lol

  • nice lasser

  • ok if you have to have a key to turn on a fuckin laser that thing is powerful

  • 10 points from me for being original.

  • Where DiD U get That laser From

  • HAHAHHA NIce 1

  • HAHAHAHA! Fuck yeah!

  • Literally.. :D

  • NICE

  • i need one of does 

  • fvck the haters

  • can i have my 50 seconds back please?

  • @icy3001 lol noob it was funny...

  • I THOUT YOU WEAR ATCHERLY GONNA BIRN IT BUT ITS FUNNY HAHA

  • I THOUT YOU WEAR ATCHERLY GONNA BIRN IT BUT ITS FUNNY

  • its an iced penis.

  • Best laugh of the day... and faved.

  • good. now  point it at a plane :)

  • I lol'd ;D

  • sad

  • haha funny :D

  • does anybody knows what's the name of the song? i really like it!!!

  • lmfao

  • Douche.

  • ROFL

  • best video ever

  • Epic!!!!!