Dudes... I just want to graduate you on my all-time favorite youtube video. I love hardcore as much as I love making fun of hardcore and you guys have done that better than anyone.
I prefer moshing, but do whatever you want. Just don't be a dick and jump all over people that aren't in the pit and punch random people like the kids at the last show... They got fucked up.
For all the people who don't know whether this is serious - You do this at a show. shows are meant to be fun. So yes these are legit moves that people do at shows all over the place. But at the same time your doing them and your laughing with your buddies and throwing people around and joking around. However there is a certain art to doing it and you can suck at it or be good at it. But your suppose to realize it's hilarious.
I normally dont post to put down other peoples videos but you guys suck you ruin mosh pits when you are in them and just so you know real metal heads look for ways to f&*k you up worse in the pit so keep swinging cause it's the last chance you will jave before you hit the ground
This music is not hardcore.You are fucking emo shit!!!Listen to real good hardcore Bold, Gorilla Biscuits, Sick Of It all, Agnostic Front, Warzone, MadBall not this deathcore,metalcore shit!!!
Now, what they SHOULD do is that chainsaw move, but with an actual chainsaw, then he should take the chainsaw and cut off his own head. That would be enjoyable. I'd watch that in a mosh pit, not them flailing their wrists around and getting their blood on everyone.
if anyone can find a video of people doing "the anaconda" please send me a link.. thats the name i know it by anyway.. where one guy grabs anothers legs and helps him go up and down and people around the pit throw their hands up... usually gets a laugh i was trying to show a friend but cant find any videos
these kids have nice homes to live in. i hope they take advantage of their comfort and do well in school, get into college, graduate go post grad and become decent members of society. if not, wtf
haha, shit that made my day. I thought it was going to be a serious vid about how to be a raging faggot at a metal concert after watching the first 30seconds. Hardcore dancers get knocked the fuck down
lol
KOIkrilaks 11 hours ago
job for a cow boy haha this is funny
silversnow88 1 day ago
gay
CabroMacabro1 1 day ago
does no one get that this is a joke or...
idreamtofflight 1 day ago
what the fuck is this shit?... oh, you guys are trolls nvm
MASSRCOR 2 days ago
It really can't get any gayer then this ... Or can it?
crrops 2 days ago
Thats how they do it in the pros
Januscanal 3 days ago
graduate= congratulate
MNTRIG 1 week ago
Dudes... I just want to graduate you on my all-time favorite youtube video. I love hardcore as much as I love making fun of hardcore and you guys have done that better than anyone.
MNTRIG 1 week ago
I prefer moshing, but do whatever you want. Just don't be a dick and jump all over people that aren't in the pit and punch random people like the kids at the last show... They got fucked up.
XxThroneOfLunacyxX 1 week ago
NUBS!!!! HAHAHAHAHA
RichH231 1 week ago
If one of you motherfuckers punched me in the face during a show..
nexsus230 1 week ago
Okay this made my day X'D You proved to me that hardcore dancing is fucking stupid. Children stick to the good ol fashion Mosh Pits
silentsofdeath 1 week ago 2
Fucking hilarious. The icing on the cake? All of the morons in the comments who are too stupid to realize it's a joke.
cycopl 1 week ago
Come to ny we will teach you up
XkrutzybabyX 1 week ago
omgg thiss madee me cryy from laughing soo hard xDD
juicystar69 1 week ago
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Hardcore sucks :D
HelgaNBill 1 week ago
You guys are fuckin gay as hell. Wtf! I mean this type shit sadens me. Posers!
PapaZBadA2091 2 weeks ago
Hardcore faggots.
TheLegendofPatrick 2 weeks ago
685 people punched something while trying these.
SimpleSnipingHD 2 weeks ago
I like the chain saw ! very awesome !
Cumshotheroes 2 weeks ago
the pencil sharpener. YES
acab119 3 weeks ago in playlist Liked videos
whats it? jajajajajajajajajajajajajaajajjajaajajjajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajjajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaajajjajaajajjajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaajajjajaajajajajajajajajajajajajajaj
jajaja63859 3 weeks ago
WHAT THE FUCK?
0Ratoo 3 weeks ago 2
Absolutely fucking hilarious!!
TheMicrocka99 3 weeks ago
Only Real Men Mosh...not getting seizures.
sempai4056 3 weeks ago
hahaha omg that was funny the best part is thats how stupid people really look when they hardcore dance XDDDD
jingleswilleatyou 3 weeks ago
so agreed @PeterJenkinsDrummer
lilystar89 3 weeks ago
i used to hardcore dance but then i took an arrow to the knee
666grindcore 1 month ago
the nubbs <3
slipknotlover21 1 month ago
jaja frikis
hardcoreroh4L 1 month ago
Okay..
Your "Trombone" makes y'all look like you're sucking hardcore dick.
MsBee1234567 1 month ago 18
@MsBee1234567 brandy... i love you.
Ninjessica2 1 month ago
For all the people who don't know whether this is serious - You do this at a show. shows are meant to be fun. So yes these are legit moves that people do at shows all over the place. But at the same time your doing them and your laughing with your buddies and throwing people around and joking around. However there is a certain art to doing it and you can suck at it or be good at it. But your suppose to realize it's hilarious.
JamieCarterFilms 1 month ago
real men mosh. props on the song choice though
Burgenheimer 1 month ago
yeah this is why i play thrash metal.
glahh22 1 month ago 7
the shower one is just plain gay
shadowfreak777 1 month ago
hahahahaha :'D .....n there goes my perfectly clean pair of pants...
shadowfreak777 1 month ago
I know I should laugh at 'The Nubbs', but thats just hella funny :'D
gmoduk93 1 month ago
This video sucks except for th hilarious butt-punch at the end 2:54
PeterJenkinsDrummer 1 month ago
awesome
dylf14 1 month ago
hah! This is the best!
daileykaye14 1 month ago
wait this is a joke right
TheAwkwards1 1 month ago
i fucking lost it at "The Nubbs"
IcantDiedeadenough 1 month ago
That was terrible..
breaklegs4change 1 month ago
Do the '5 year old throwing a tantrum'
LazyKoreanBum 1 month ago
Awesome xD
cachoXcore 1 month ago
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cachoXcore 1 month ago
LOL the names for the moves r so straightforward
DragonSlayer1366 1 month ago
NAHUEVONA E LOCOOO ESA MIERDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
TheLionHard 1 month ago
JAJAJAJAJA
ZxferchoxZ 1 month ago
haha I don't know whether these guys are taking the piss or being serious :/
hanrahsa 1 month ago
@hanrahsa Me neither man... me neither...
maccavel187 1 month ago
Have*
jester4620 1 month ago
I normally dont post to put down other peoples videos but you guys suck you ruin mosh pits when you are in them and just so you know real metal heads look for ways to f&*k you up worse in the pit so keep swinging cause it's the last chance you will jave before you hit the ground
jester4620 1 month ago
lol
Rochellee1000 1 month ago
I would stop dancing and laugh if people were doing this
Patchoolible 1 month ago
the trobone would work well you giving each other blow jobs
MrCrowie10 1 month ago
Bahaha! I wanna try one of theses moves at a show, but im afraid some people wouldnt be able to handle a joke.
rosadillano8 1 month ago
Anything that happens in a tidy family garage in suburbia is not hardcore, by definition.
orjysean 1 month ago
Hey assholes. You fuckers ruin perfectly good pits and hurt people. AND You look like epileptic kids trying to swim!
AwesomeMetalChick 1 month ago
FAGS... OMG WHAT FAGS
Erie685 1 month ago
this video is so incredible.. inspires me everyday
xXGMAN31Xx 1 month ago
Fags
caoskid12 1 month ago
ahahahahahaha I love it
Cristoinlove 2 months ago
P.S you dance like shit!!!
Hxc11080 2 months ago
This music is not hardcore.You are fucking emo shit!!!Listen to real good hardcore Bold, Gorilla Biscuits, Sick Of It all, Agnostic Front, Warzone, MadBall not this deathcore,metalcore shit!!!
Hxc11080 2 months ago
@Hxc11080 Everyone in Agnostic Front looks like a circumcised dick
nonzerobeast 1 month ago
@nonzerobeast Than, you dont know what is hard core!!!your music and your dance is so suck!!!
Hxc11080 1 month ago
@Hxc11080 I agree, this hardcore dancing mess is obnoxious
nonzerobeast 1 month ago
The guys at 0:20 "How the fuck did I ended with those faggots?"
ottomodinos 2 months ago
the trombone xDD
TheDianaJC 2 months ago
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Danventurefilms 2 months ago
u fucking ugly bitches this isnt hardcore... hardcore is ANGERFIST yall d-bags
pxndxBakki 2 months ago
@pxndxBakki Hardcore is Bad Brains.
h4s4t4n 2 months ago
Funny shit.
theLyricsSuck621 2 months ago
hahahaha XD nice guys!!!
theusedvic 2 months ago
BREE BREE BREEEEEEEEEE
ItsDaveDude 2 months ago 37
@ItsDaveDude
FOR THE SWARM
jackbaron11 1 week ago
@ItsDaveDude I read your comment at that exact moment in the song and I laughed so hard I drooled.
qpstrafe 1 week ago
HAHAHAH FUCKING LOL
dejeynes 2 months ago
This makes my life.
3oh3bby 2 months ago
LMAO I FUCKING LOVE THIS
SpaSpaSpaz 2 months ago
LOL. I love this
ThreeDaysGrace021 2 months ago
Hardcore dancing. Beause fight invisible ninjas is cool.
imgazelle 2 months ago
fucking scene faggots
xchurchxsc 2 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA BOWLING XD
STUPID GAYCORE
BIENTOT ERRADIQUE!
Cfhmartinfromhellcfh 2 months ago
Now, what they SHOULD do is that chainsaw move, but with an actual chainsaw, then he should take the chainsaw and cut off his own head. That would be enjoyable. I'd watch that in a mosh pit, not them flailing their wrists around and getting their blood on everyone.
averyhuotari 2 months ago
hilarious
riceboy287 2 months ago
This is the fucking funniest thing I've seen on youtube in a while - Awesome
happyicecream1234 2 months ago
lmao haha double dutch was hilarious!!
mrbanxt0n 2 months ago
Do that in a down south Texas pit! Game over
canciondemariachi 2 months ago
MUTILATE them
LuCyeeta 2 months ago
Haha this is hilarious
grassnclouds 2 months ago
Come to a show where I live and do this, you'd get your asses beat.
Justluvsatan 2 months ago
I hope this is a joke...
lizxkid 2 months ago
simply awesome. love them!!
ch1h1r0ck 2 months ago in playlist ch1h1r0ck さんのお気に入り
@1:17, 3 invisible dicks!
sturniboy 2 months ago
this shits funny
SomeoneRediculous 2 months ago 34
I wish youre not really moshing like that xD
PowerMauditRanger 2 months ago
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PowerMauditRanger 2 months ago
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PowerMauditRanger 2 months ago
joke vid iz joke
WierdEgyptian 2 months ago
this is the best thing i have ever seen...
CarolineRawr5 2 months ago
I'd love to see how long they last in a Utah pit.. xD hahaha
toshiro0120 2 months ago
I was enjoying the song , what is it
Joshuabrutl 3 months ago
@Joshuabrutl Salt the Wound - The Conformist
drumin4life123 2 months ago
wTF THEY ARE DUMBASSES WHO
BeanerBoyist 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
if anyone can find a video of people doing "the anaconda" please send me a link.. thats the name i know it by anyway.. where one guy grabs anothers legs and helps him go up and down and people around the pit throw their hands up... usually gets a laugh i was trying to show a friend but cant find any videos
HRBX13 3 months ago
Liked the Chainsaw move.
mohsenreza1 3 months ago
ohh my shoulder joints
maniactattoo333 3 months ago
Please do society a favor and kill yourself...i know you think about it often...faggs (thought i should add the obvious)
JPeterRFD 3 months ago
Obvious trolls are obvious.
XxStayUnitedXx 3 months ago
I think you guys should have Included the spin kick that is the only thing that I thought this video was missing
damion5445 3 months ago
the chainsaw and egg on a spoon was amazing. (;
DarlingMarainna 3 months ago
The music is going to give me nightmares
clarizio 3 months ago
DUDE THE CHAINSAW WAS BEAUTIFUL !!!!!!!
iamloco1989 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
hey! guess what?
you are gay -.-
xKettcar 3 months ago
this is meant to be funny right?!
baranflake 3 months ago
these kids have nice homes to live in. i hope they take advantage of their comfort and do well in school, get into college, graduate go post grad and become decent members of society. if not, wtf
CheddahCheez 3 months ago
You are the best!!
batteristaeli 3 months ago
Everyone her needs to shut up!!! This is real dancing not just a bunch of dudes. look it up damnit
ChadDraco 3 months ago
If this is a joke, funny guys
If this is seriously what people fucking do get the fuck out it looks like a 5 year old having a fit xD
LunarPandora 3 months ago
LOL JAJAJAJA , YEAHHHHHHHH
Kevin8953 3 months ago
That's what those users were doing on the bus...
STALKER953 3 months ago
Plz tell me taht u tuck drugs be4 the video!
xganjaman 3 months ago
looks like a bunch of epileptic kids trying to swim
AlvoTV 3 months ago
Lol the nubbs made
My day
palacsintakat 3 months ago
if you saw this in the streets you would think they have just be let loose from an mental asylum
Gwilight 3 months ago
fuck sxe
live2board17 3 months ago
I'm going to go kill them first, because this sucked, then kill myself for watching it.
XxBobbyfinxX 3 months ago
If you see anyone doing this shit at a show, kill them
misterbilbotbaggins 3 months ago
haha thanks im going to soundwave gunna do some of the shower haha
101heavymetalfan 3 months ago
ahahahahahaa LOL!
ailoff 3 months ago
chainsaw is the best
piltafboy 3 months ago
IDK what you say, thats look fun, like id do it for shits and laughs
PaintballMoHawk 3 months ago
hahaha the funniest part is that people actually do those moves in hardcore dance pits
AsianTylerr 3 months ago
@AsianTylerr mosh pits*
finalfate62 3 months ago
I was hoping he'd punch himself in the balls at 0:27. :c
SecondH3artbeat 3 months ago
How to make this hilarious:
1) Mute this video.
2) Play "Alley Cats" by Hot Chip in another tab.
3) Press play.
4) ????
5) Profit.
maalbe987 3 months ago
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maalbe987 3 months ago
i was looking for electro hardcore
Nikola1335 3 months ago
@Nikola1335 me too :(
vollrath23 3 months ago
wats the song at the end?
HotRocksAndHardRock 3 months ago
retarded, retardeds everywhere!
rafaanick 3 months ago 7
Your typical white people on a friday night
Gikanks556 3 months ago
This video looks funny when you turn the hardcore background music off and play Caramelldansen instead --> not so agressive at all XD
But I have to admit, they know ho to mosh (and i like moshpits :D)
TheLordMaxim 3 months ago
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TheLordMaxim 3 months ago
hardcoreeeee a topeeeeee
saffone99 3 months ago
dude we would absolutely smash you guys if ya'll tried that garbage!
1dixielandcrew 3 months ago
"how to look like a cunt"
gh3rulz69 3 months ago
i srsly just choked on my drink when the shower came on
lmperia 3 months ago
haha, shit that made my day. I thought it was going to be a serious vid about how to be a raging faggot at a metal concert after watching the first 30seconds. Hardcore dancers get knocked the fuck down
HopeistheMotive 3 months ago
Haha this was great xD
MetalDeadification 3 months ago
I did the Pencil Sharpener at a wedding today. I got some wierd looks. I had fun though. For sure worth it!
TalmidimAlex 3 months ago
Obviously this video is a joke and it's fucking hilarious.
JacksonGuitarist718 4 months ago 4
AHAHAHAHA SO FUCKING HILARIOUS!
TheAriaChryses 4 months ago
hahaha thats really acurate actually, btw you fergot "the epiletic chiken"
M1k3L1z4rD 4 months ago
That's sooo funny :D But where do you get space at a concert to do those moves? It could be awesome if everybody was 'down' with the chainsaw!
iPL4Y92 4 months ago
Ugly dance.... If it's a dance :/
Raykaiyy 4 months ago
faggots.
TheGojira84 4 months ago
Oh jesus, this is awful. And hilarious.
SPLCHRLCRNG 4 months ago
LMAO! the fucking nubbs
reynth6677 4 months ago
this is funny shit
SomeoneRediculous 4 months ago
buncha fags
MsAnna00 4 months ago
dam they are fucking retards bitch lol
Bootsie001able 4 months ago 36
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
edsonramones 4 months ago
wow there stupid!
KikaRella12461 4 months ago
seriousness
DiViNeQc 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I guess I know what i'm doing for this years dance...
Stickgoncraz 4 months ago
omg! this is hilarious, i cannot stand hardcore dancers haha
PorraHostil 4 months ago
The Trombone should be renamed The Blowjob.
willman808 4 months ago
You stupid idiots! it`s not hardcore!!!! hardcore it`s hard electronic music!
blackbassed 4 months ago
I Went To Warped Tour This Year And No Joke, I Actually Saw Someone Doing The Trombone. Haha
ZehnSniping 4 months ago
lol my fave is the nubbs!!!! lmaooo!
dinotiger28 4 months ago
Those aren't real moves , right ? Lmfaooo . The pencil sharpener looks cool though .
StephanieMarielMMl 4 months ago
ATTENTION. The gayness that ensues at modern metal concerts known as "hardcore dancing" has now been renamed to "The Chicken Strut". Spread the word.
MnMzProductions 4 months ago
ezoz pazoz maz down!! .. viva la chicha peruana! jajaja xD
ZER0peru 4 months ago
LOVE love love this vid. Cracks me up every time
sehsa7x 4 months ago
the song is called saul of tarus by for today
justashoe 4 months ago
Double Dutch never got that intense when i was little :P
ArixxSkye 4 months ago
i love how the music isnt even harcore, if your going to make fun of something make sure you get your facts right.
scarymary2296 4 months ago
haha!! :D
HE GOT PUNCHED IN HIS ASS!!
TheMorbidgoth 4 months ago
lmao this was great. Remember knocking out a few fags that looked like his haha
anarchyroadkill 4 months ago
Who sings this?
operati0nivy 4 months ago