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  • lol

  • job for a cow boy haha this is funny

  • gay

  • does no one get that this is a joke or...

  • what the fuck is this shit?... oh, you guys are trolls nvm

  • It really can't get any gayer then this ... Or can it?

  • Thats how they do it in the pros

  • graduate= congratulate

    

  • Dudes... I just want to graduate you on my all-time favorite youtube video. I love hardcore as much as I love making fun of hardcore and you guys have done that better than anyone.

  • I prefer moshing, but do whatever you want. Just don't be a dick and jump all over people that aren't in the pit and punch random people like the kids at the last show... They got fucked up.

  • NUBS!!!! HAHAHAHAHA

  • If one of you motherfuckers punched me in the face during a show..

  • Okay this made my day X'D You proved to me that hardcore dancing is fucking stupid. Children stick to the good ol fashion Mosh Pits

  • Fucking hilarious. The icing on the cake? All of the morons in the comments who are too stupid to realize it's a joke.

  • Come to ny we will teach you up

  • omgg thiss madee me cryy from laughing soo hard xDD

  • You guys are fuckin gay as hell. Wtf! I mean this type shit sadens me. Posers!

  • Hardcore faggots.

  • 685 people punched something while trying these.

  • I like the chain saw ! very awesome !

  • the pencil sharpener. YES

  • whats it? jajajajajajajajajajajajajaajaj­jajaajajjajajajajajajajajajaja­jajajajajajajjajajajajajajajaj­ajajajajajajajajajajaajajjajaa­jajjajajajajajajajajajajajajaj­ajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaj­aajajjajaajajajajajajajajajaja­jajajaj

  • WHAT THE FUCK?

  • Absolutely fucking hilarious!!

  • Only Real Men Mosh...not getting seizures.

  • hahaha omg that was funny the best part is thats how stupid people really look when they hardcore dance XDDDD

  • so agreed @PeterJenkinsDrummer

  • i used to hardcore dance but then i took an arrow to the knee

  • the nubbs <3

  • jaja frikis

  • Okay..

    Your "Trombone" makes y'all look like you're sucking hardcore dick.

  • @MsBee1234567 brandy... i love you.

  • For all the people who don't know whether this is serious - You do this at a show. shows are meant to be fun. So yes these are legit moves that people do at shows all over the place. But at the same time your doing them and your laughing with your buddies and throwing people around and joking around. However there is a certain art to doing it and you can suck at it or be good at it. But your suppose to realize it's hilarious.

  • real men mosh. props on the song choice though

  • yeah this is why i play thrash metal.

  • the shower one is just plain gay

  • hahahahaha :'D .....n there goes my perfectly clean pair of pants...

  • I know I should laugh at 'The Nubbs', but thats just hella funny :'D

  • This video sucks except for th hilarious butt-punch at the end 2:54

  • awesome

    

  • hah! This is the best!

  • wait this is a joke right

  • i fucking lost it at "The Nubbs"

  • That was terrible..

  • Do the '5 year old throwing a tantrum'

  • Awesome xD

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  • LOL the names for the moves r so straightforward

  • NAHUEVONA E LOCOOO ESA MIERDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • JAJAJAJAJA

  • haha I don't know whether these guys are taking the piss or being serious :/

  • @hanrahsa Me neither man... me neither...

  • Have*

  • I normally dont post to put down other peoples videos but you guys suck you ruin mosh pits when you are in them and just so you know real metal heads look for ways to f&*k you up worse in the pit so keep swinging cause it's the last chance you will jave before you hit the ground

  • lol

    

  • I would stop dancing and laugh if people were doing this

  • the trobone would work well you giving each other blow jobs

  • Bahaha! I wanna try one of theses moves at a show, but im afraid some people wouldnt be able to handle a joke.

  • Anything that happens in a tidy family garage in suburbia is not hardcore, by definition.

  • Hey assholes. You fuckers ruin perfectly good pits and hurt people. AND You look like epileptic kids trying to swim!

  • FAGS... OMG WHAT FAGS

  • this video is so incredible..  inspires me everyday

  • Fags

  • ahahahahahaha I love it

  • P.S you dance like shit!!!

  • This music is not hardcore.You are fucking emo shit!!!Listen to real good hardcore Bold, Gorilla Biscuits, Sick Of It all, Agnostic Front, Warzone, MadBall not this deathcore,metalcore shit!!!

  • @Hxc11080 Everyone in Agnostic Front looks like a circumcised dick

  • @nonzerobeast Than, you dont know what is hard core!!!your music and your dance is so suck!!!

  • @Hxc11080 I agree, this hardcore dancing mess is obnoxious

  • The guys at 0:20 "How the fuck did I ended with those faggots?"

  • the trombone xDD

  • u fucking ugly bitches this isnt hardcore... hardcore is ANGERFIST yall d-bags

  • @pxndxBakki Hardcore is Bad Brains.

  • Funny shit.

  • hahahaha XD nice guys!!!

  • BREE BREE BREEEEEEEEEE

  • @ItsDaveDude

    FOR THE SWARM

  • @ItsDaveDude I read your comment at that exact moment in the song and I laughed so hard I drooled.

  • HAHAHAH FUCKING LOL

  • This makes my life.

  • LMAO I FUCKING LOVE THIS

  • LOL. I love this

  • Hardcore dancing. Beause fight invisible ninjas is cool.

  • fucking scene faggots

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHA BOWLING XD

    STUPID GAYCORE

    BIENTOT ERRADIQUE!

  • Now, what they SHOULD do is that chainsaw move, but with an actual chainsaw, then he should take the chainsaw and cut off his own head. That would be enjoyable. I'd watch that in a mosh pit, not them flailing their wrists around and getting their blood on everyone.

  • hilarious

  • This is the fucking funniest thing I've seen on youtube in a while - Awesome

  • lmao haha double dutch was hilarious!!

  • Do that in a down south Texas pit! Game over

  • MUTILATE them

  • Haha this is hilarious

  • Come to a show where I live and do this, you'd get your asses beat.

  • I hope this is a joke...

  • simply awesome. love them!!

  • @1:17, 3 invisible dicks!

  • this shits funny

  • I wish youre not really moshing like that xD

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  • joke vid iz joke

  • this is the best thing i have ever seen...

  • I'd love to see how long they last in a Utah pit.. xD hahaha

  • I was enjoying the song , what is it

  • @Joshuabrutl Salt the Wound - The Conformist

  • wTF THEY ARE DUMBASSES WHO

  • Liked the Chainsaw move.

  • ohh my shoulder joints

  • Please do society a favor and kill yourself...i know you think about it often...faggs (thought i should add the obvious)

  • Obvious trolls are obvious.

  • I think you guys should have Included the spin kick that is the only thing that I thought this video was missing

  • the chainsaw and egg on a spoon was amazing. (;

  • The music is going to give me nightmares

  • DUDE THE CHAINSAW WAS BEAUTIFUL !!!!!!!

  • this is meant to be funny right?!

  • these kids have nice homes to live in. i hope they take advantage of their comfort and do well in school, get into college, graduate go post grad and become decent members of society. if not, wtf

  • You are the best!!

  • Everyone her needs to shut up!!! This is real dancing not just a bunch of dudes. look it up damnit

  • If this is a joke, funny guys

    If this is seriously what people fucking do get the fuck out it looks like a 5 year old having a fit xD

  • LOL JAJAJAJA , YEAHHHHHHHH

  • That's what those users were doing on the bus...

  • Plz tell me taht u tuck drugs be4 the video! 

  • looks like a bunch of epileptic kids trying to swim

  • Lol the nubbs made

    My day

  • if you saw this in the streets you would think they have just be let loose from an mental asylum

  • fuck sxe

  • I'm going to go kill them first, because this sucked, then kill myself for watching it.

  • If you see anyone doing this shit at a show, kill them

  • haha thanks im going to soundwave gunna do some of the shower haha

  • ahahahahahaa LOL!

  • chainsaw is the best

  • IDK what you say, thats look fun, like id do it for shits and laughs

  • hahaha the funniest part is that people actually do those moves in hardcore dance pits

  • @AsianTylerr mosh pits*

  • I was hoping he'd punch himself in the balls at 0:27. :c

  • How to make this hilarious:

    1) Mute this video.

    2) Play "Alley Cats" by Hot Chip in another tab.

    3) Press play.

    4) ????

    5) Profit.

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  • i was looking for electro hardcore

  • @Nikola1335 me too :(

  • wats the song at the end?

  • retarded, retardeds everywhere!

  • Your typical white people on a friday night

  • This video looks funny when you turn the hardcore background music off and play Caramelldansen instead --> not so agressive at all XD

    But I have to admit, they know ho to mosh (and i like moshpits :D)

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  • hardcoreeeee a topeeeeee

  • dude we would absolutely smash you guys if ya'll tried that garbage!

  • "how to look like a cunt"

  • i srsly just choked on my drink when the shower came on

  • haha, shit that made my day. I thought it was going to be a serious vid about how to be a raging faggot at a metal concert after watching the first 30seconds. Hardcore dancers get knocked the fuck down

  • Haha this was great xD

  • I did the Pencil Sharpener at a wedding today. I got some wierd looks. I had fun though. For sure worth it!

  • Obviously this video is a joke and it's fucking hilarious.

  • AHAHAHAHA SO FUCKING HILARIOUS!

  • hahaha thats really acurate actually, btw you fergot "the epiletic chiken"

  • That's sooo funny :D But where do you get space at a concert to do those moves? It could be awesome if everybody was 'down' with the chainsaw!

  • Ugly dance.... If it's a dance :/

  • faggots.

  • Oh jesus, this is awful. And hilarious.

  • LMAO! the fucking nubbs

  • this is funny shit 

  • buncha fags

  • dam they are fucking retards bitch lol

  • kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

  • wow there stupid!

    

  • seriousness

  • omg! this is hilarious, i cannot stand hardcore dancers haha

  • The Trombone should be renamed The Blowjob.

  • You stupid idiots! it`s not hardcore!!!! hardcore it`s hard electronic music!

  • I Went To Warped Tour This Year And No Joke, I Actually Saw Someone Doing The Trombone. Haha

  • lol my fave is the nubbs!!!! lmaooo!

  • Those aren't real moves , right ? Lmfaooo . The pencil sharpener looks cool though .

  • ATTENTION. The gayness that ensues at modern metal concerts known as "hardcore dancing" has now been renamed to "The Chicken Strut". Spread the word.

  • ezoz pazoz maz down!! .. viva la chicha peruana! jajaja xD

  • LOVE love love this vid. Cracks me up every time

  • the song is called saul of tarus by for today

  • Double Dutch never got that intense when i was little :P

  • i love how the music isnt even harcore, if your going to make fun of something make sure you get your facts right.

  • haha!! :D

    HE GOT PUNCHED IN HIS ASS!!

  • lmao this was great. Remember knocking out a few fags that looked like his haha

  • Who sings this?