Christian and the Hedgehog Boys: Feel So Lonesome

[BigDogJang0]

I lol'd when he yelled "STOP".

[FFS1NICO]

i jack off to this.

[thejoebuck86]

He actually sounds a lot like her, that must be why they both suck.

[WhiteRoseWithering96]

I wanna see this kid audition for American Idol xD

[jcrowley1985]

@WhiteRoseWithering96

For the first time ever, even Simon wouldn't have a comeback to this guy.

[samuraikarasu]

You know when you do a cover of a song maybe you should take note of how many syllables are in a word you're singing over.

All-right has two. Depressing has three. Shoehorning it in might sound a little horrible.

[TAXEXEMPTION]

'what do i have to do to make one come?'

more than your tiny brain could ever imagine.

[theneutraldoctor]

Haha he can't think 'straight'!

[Mutough]

Ugh. This song is visceral. Like, I really feel sick listening to this.

[VelLucio]

I guess the title is self-explanatory. Just Chris singing how he's a virgin with rage and needs a boyfriend-free girl, whom he will make into a "sweetheart" from the "ground-up".

[videogamenostalgia]

'I was raised on good music'- Christian Weston Chandler

What do we have on his debut album? Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears and fucking Sonic music!!!

[DragonLS]

I use to like Britney Spears...

Ol' Chris gave me even more reason to not like it anymore.

[grantasas]

Yup. Chris is 100% straight. Because all the straight men listen to Britney Spears, AmIrite?!

[Shadoboy]

"Tell me, aren't I handsome?"

No Chris, you're not. You're uglier than having your balls caught in a garbage disposal.

[Shavarnarak]

Chris taste in music is hilarious. Britney Spears? The Backstreet Boys?

Chris may or may not be closeted gay (or at least bi), but damn is he ever FAGGY.

[RFSmediaproductions]

This shit is my JAM.

[VelLucio]

"...and when singing I can have a Frank Sinatra or Bing Crosby flavor."

Yeah, Chris sure proved that he had a voice like them...

[perjuchan]

"IMMA BREAK MA ARM"

hahaha

he cant barely lift a case of pop

oh chris. you are the best entertainment source

[ILIKECEREALX]

Good god, who let this kid on the internet?

[grantasas]

@ILIKECEREALX The sad thing.....is that he isn't a kid.

He's the biggest Autistic Manchild you'll ever see. His videos will scar you mind. They will reach farther into your wicked soul than you thought possible. He will Hanky-Panky with your mind-china. He is quite possibly the most fucked up person you will ever see on the internet. You will laugh at him. Just realize that your life will never be as sad as his. It will make your day every time.

[ILIKECEREALX]

@grantasas I have Asperger's Syndrome (a form of Autism that I chose to live with/conquer rather than bitch about it), and I don't advertise it. He's intolerant of Aspergerites for stealing his "Autistic Shine" (lolwut), and he constantly annoys people about having it. I knew an autistic kid who reminded me a bit of Chris, and I could feel sympathy for him. I can't, however, feel any sympathy for an egoistical manchild who refuses help.

BTW, I'm considering delving further into the CWC Mythos.

[grantasas]

@ILIKECEREALX Well, if you DO go any further, be warned. There is a whole lot of crazy shit. This video is probably just the tip of the iceberg.

[JWtheMighty]

Hm.

He seems to believe that the only reason he can't get a girl, is because they're all taken.

It's pretty fuckin' sad, really.

[ujustgotpwned2008]

"If no girl comes, I'll break my arm"!?

Is he openly referring to masturbating? Or am I reading too much into it?

[Jesterclown17]

When he's not making comics or videos about how much he fails, he sings about how much he fails.

[TiffanyDoll]

Would you liek to see chris try american idol?

y/n

[MuseDarkice]

YES

[posthumanfetus]

yes.

[fozzietrojan]

FUCK YEAH.

[ILIKECEREALX]

Only to see Simon pan him to hell.

[903153]

yes, yes I would.

[igorcht]

I discovered the existence of this horrific Manchild two days ago. At first, I believed him to be an elaborate troll, but then I delved deeper into this horror show. Now it's like a flaming zeppelin crashing into a runaway train full of retarded children. Horrifying, ridiculous, and fascinating.

[posthumanfetus]

He has such a deep level of despair and there is so much horror behind his existence that you can't watch too many of his videos at a time or else he really starts to fuck your mind up. Because his failure is so limitless that you become addicted to it. Someone... fucking help me.

[CaustoVirale]

The worst part is you realize that he's going to be around for a LONG time.

Seriously. Someone needs to write a book about this illustrious definition of failure.

[posthumanfetus]

Vivian Gee actually wrote a fictional novel about what the world would be like if Chris became President of the United States. It's all on deviantart, and it's called The Girl Who Brought Down the World. Or are you talking more about a nonfictional documentary?

[CaustoVirale]

nonfictional.

[HomoCyborgZombie]

Chris Chan makes Spears listenable.

[Chickidydow]

The lyrics are fucking amazing. Listen to his delusions about life and love! Good Christ, this guy needs a to be institutionalized already.

[ParasiticAngel]

these are just so fucking awesome. <3

[KSIObsidianLE]

OMFG...That was actually a DECENT Britney Spears song...no homo, but why would you ruin a great song Chris.

[MasterWyverne]

why am i listening to all of these

i must have a death wish or something

[ttmab7]

I hear ya. :)

[ytpreviver]

I hear "I have no BALL" not Balls.

[EyeoftheU]

@ 1:11

DO IT FAGGOT!

[eddydeez]

I really wish someone had told them there are things called instrumentals.

[butwave]

Lol. I hate Chris so much.

[XMrStayPuftX]

SO RONERY ;_;

[Tezaton]

"tell me, don't I have the charm, if no girl comes I'll break my arm" lol'd

[Jesterclown17]

... Only time will tell.

[MSWift]

I so wish I lived in Charlottesville so I could see him do this in public. His "attraction time" seems like the perfect thing for a candid YouTube video made by some smartass college kids.

[SegataSanshiro1]

0.26

At least he admits he has no balls.

... But how is that possible? We all saw them. Must be shooped.

[mrbobmanbob]

Cut 'em off sometime after.

[spasticnerfbag]

"tell me, aren't I handsome"

[Jesterclown17]

I think I can speak for the world when I say, "No".

... Granted, his mom still thinks he's handsome...

[Tuttatis]

god i cant stop loling at the beginning when he says "Looooooonesooomeee"

[esdsdie]

both his choice of songs and his singing are awful.

it's too hard to listen.