Soulstorm - Ork Epilogues (Humans)

[BloodiedShingle]

I can imagine it now...Gorgutz: Oi! Mekboyz! Dat 'umie 'ad big wings! I needs me own big wings to lead this 'ere WAAAGHH!

[PhillyBoy264]

3:06 narrator hard-on :p

[Muzaror]

It sounds like the narrator is enjoying these epilogues

[DARVGH1]

Whyy iz a fool 'umie talking !!!!!????

[GearShotgun]

"the unnerving face that the legions of chaos presented"

doesn't he know that Orks gain moral immunity when there are enough of them?

[skullcrusher016]

wth?? i hear words?? I just expected to hear "KILL 'DEM 'UMIES!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!"

[Zolken91]

Gorgutz took no names because he was embarrassed to be part of this shitty expansion. INDEED, at the end of his glorious WAAAGH!, Gorgutz killed the Kaurava Boyz and took on a new name to forget his shame: KAPTIN BLUDDFLAGG.

[dragonstormx]

A warboss in mega-armor with wings, that's either terrifying or incredibly dumb.

[Sixfate]

I love that: "He suspected, that they even had their own form of WHAAAAGG!"

[Shawn21769]

@Sixfate and that they did not have WHAAAGGHH Banners.

[Wildcat425B]

Gorgutz with orky wings..... that idea is brilliant.

[zaco12394]

when warboss gorgutz clamed victory over the sisters of battle, he toke on the titel saint slayer

[unurautare2]

The Imperium was made of "pink skins" only according to the narration :D .Liberals eat your heart out.

[343burninglegion]

Ork + wings = FAIL

[hank500thecool]

ork epiloge....pfffft the real one is:

WAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!

[theguywhoannoysme]

@hank500thecool Story of an Ork in one word. One word and trillions of lives.

[DJTRANCENDENCE]

he's right, a waaaaaaagh! without proper banners is just an invasion, and how boring is that?

[ThSeriousGuy]

lol... the narrator's voice coupled with words such as "stomping" and "burniest".

[MultiFortunatus]

I smiled at the Sisters having their own Waaagh!

[serioushamster]

pink skins that just means in 40000 years everyone will be white

[JawsOnYou67]

@serioushamster not the Inquisitor from the first Dawn of War game, its more like in the 40k Millinia everyone will be white, but we will have 1 black guy just to show we have one!

[DrMlieko]

@JawsOnYou67

there are some more no-whites in the 40th millennium

all the inhabitants of Nocturne are black, the people on Attila and Mundus Planus are Asian (Mongolian to be exact), as well as maybe a few ones on Mordian (who would be Japanese), the people on Tallarn are middle-eatern, and there are a few native-Americans on Necromunda

but yes, everyone else in the universe is white

[NicholasGeschke]

Gorgutz was actually IMPRESSED by the Sisters of Battle's own ferocity? They must seriously be some badass Nuns with guns. They even have their own form of Waaagh! which would be laughable if it weren't so true.

[FaustianDreams]

The Orks are...awesome.

[iwannagetphsyco]

every christmas

abbadon:i want a dead emporer

kharn:BLOOOOOD!!!

marneus:peace

eldar:a home

dark eldar and emporers children:women

gorgutz: WINGS!!!!!

everyone else:WHAT!!! gorgutz with wings...RUN AWAY!!!

[Galenin]

@iwannagetphsyco And the necrons ...? Ah yes, they don't use to talk ... ^^

[Catman2030]

@iwannagetphsyco Carrom: METAL BAWKSEZ

[iwannagetphsyco]

@Catman2030 forgot bout him lol

necron who can talk: death..... and some cough medicine

sisters of battle: no more hentai bout us :(

all orcs except bad moons: bad moons teeth

bad moons: to keep our teeth

tzeentch: chaaaaaange!!!!

nurgle: everyone get a cold and have a party

anymore?

[Catman2030]

@iwannagetphsyco Bale: SIIIINDRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[ShukakuSleeps]

*bang, bang, bang* WAAAAGH *bang, bang, bang* WAAAAGH! *bang, bang, bang* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!

[buzzpotter1234567890]

am i the only one who loves the way the narrator talks during this one?

[Emidretrauqe]

@buzzpotter1234567890 It's like he thinks it's some kind of joke.

[iwannagetphsyco]

if gorgutz stopped walking like a penguin and the wings looked awesome, then it would be stupid not to give them to him, and if his meks cant do it, he does have the red sunz clanz to help and they have the best meks ever. still think he should fight ghrazgull(cant spell it) to see whos tougher

[REAPER3382]

@iwannagetphsyco well thats hard to do seing as ghazkull thraka is dead. commisar yarrik and the black templars destroyed him afetr his third attempt to concour armeggedon. he kinda won. he plunged the world into war forever. but he is dead. but if he was alive? he would be about 15 feet tall.

[velomark114]

reconfox, you need not fear. gorgutz WILL obviously appear in many other games

[alexflorea123]

I can picture him in trying to fly with trashy ork wings, and the song "I believe I can fly" in the background. Lmao.

[Kemonokami]

RED BULL GIVZ U WINGZ!!

[DeathBite66]

Red bull might give you wings but it also gives you blood shot eyes, turns your skin green and make's your piss purple. is this normal?

[Kemonokami]

Not to mention...

Spontaneous marmot.

Cactus diaper.

Persian Poetry.

Terminal crabmeat.

Explosive piles.

Clown AIDS.

Flanthrax.

Schenectady fever.

[taloscal]

i think the narrators getting into it XD

[0megaParag0nx9]

agreed xD

[ReconFox]

I hope Gorgutz shows up in another DoW game... and I hope he has some wings.

[ruumpleteaser]

"though everyone knows that you cant have a wagghh without propor banners"

[Henners1991]

Lolz... Gorgutz wants wings :)

[lionel346]

sister of battle are space nuns

[FunkyF15]

Sexy space nuns with power armour and chainswords. Feminism eat your heart out

[Kemonokami]

@funkyf15

So so true.

Either that or holy PMS.

[10Maloy]

rofl

[ColonelVenom88]

lol gorgut couldnt take a living saint it is said they are the brides of the emperor

[PatrickL08]

the emperors a pimp then?

[ColonelVenom88]

lol well he is like the master of the universe it is also said that they died for the emporor some how and he reserected them cos he is a god so thses living saints posses god like power hence when u kill her in the game she comes back to show the emperor bringin her bak 2 life thats y in the manual it says the living saint is a juggernauht of holy warth i wouldnt mind being the emperor =p

[M1330]

after defeating sisters Gorgutz took name...bitchslappa

[10Maloy]

shes teh juggernaut bitch!

[DragonRapist98]

more like the bitchez of the emperor and gorguts stomped her good

[liveyoungdiefast91]

I want another game where Gorgutz has severed living Saint wings as waaagghgear.

[theemrx]

And a looted Emperor :)

[Khorne676]

wats the song in this.. its really good.

[IAMCARRON]

The 13th Warrior - The Fire Dragon.

[Khorne676]

Thank you Lord Carron. METAL BOXES!

[attilathepun32]

SINDRI!!!!!!!!

[Khorne676]

ugh... WHAT lord Bale...

[Tiggy110]

@Khorne676 METAL BOXES!

[Ashven92]

gorgutz wanting wings like the living saint....right.....

[diddy2445]

lol imagine that an orc warboss with angel wings

[SteelWool91]

LoL you can just imagine him flying with a "I BELIVE I CAN FLYYYYY" music backround

[mlarosa25]

lol if by angelic you mean wings like scap metal welded together, and painted red of course then yes lol

[Khorne676]

red unz go fasta!

[mlarosa25]

now that i think about that, get ork vulture squad rokkit, and make the wings not so much birdlike, more like crude fighta-bomma wings just a bit smaller, put some red flame decals and of course ork glyphs ^^

[jento344]

I could possibly imagine, it with the mind engulfing powers that can only be provided by a caffiene overdose

[Ripknotz]

seriously, i hate that commentator, but its better than nothing

[mecher3k]

I think hes awesome. Matches the never ending wars of warhammer! Like he could be a vet of these battles or something.

[taytonclait]

I like him too, at least he didn't go to crap like everything else in soulstorm

[unsightly]

He certainly speaks with great enthusiasm. He puts a real inflection on the word "Indeed!" which makes me feel he really cares about all the craziness he's narrating.

[epearl8]

he has good emphasis I just hate his voice

[amerigovespucci]

INDEEEEED

[50033836]

I wish Gorgutz wore wings in every fight after beating the Sisters of Battle. He'd look awesome.

[unsightly]

Gorgutz describes the humans as "pink skins" in this epilogue. One thing that's always puzzled me about Warhammer 40K is all that the human soldiers are white. Why would that be so? The great majority of the human race today isn't white, so why would that change in the future?

[marcopolo5858]

maybe the others are in the space marine army's

[paydafee]

cuz the imperium is racist

[spartanlegend01]

racist, xenophobic, ignorant, fanatical etc etc

[MLLamble]

or by the 41st millenium, humanity has evolved past vestigial melanin.

[mlarosa25]

you do know that warhammer 40k is set in a dystopian future right? you know, the exact opposite of a utopia?

[deadlykeybord]

atcherly if you look at some inprial guardsmen

some are black or brown and id say about 50%

of the world is white and black or brown etc

[REDTEROR]

games workshop leaves peopel to paint their own stuff that is why you can make them brown or black but here relic is in the U.S. so think why would tehy not put other color they should atleast let them change color at the army painter.

[unsightly]

So Gorgutz just isn't very observant?

[SirGnork]

I'm not sure, but I think I read somewhere that the Black templars have also dark skin.

[Khorne676]

Well theres a bunch of possible reasons. Like in 40k alot of human regiments come from their own worlds. and some worlds are home to a certain type of human. So maybe the ones gorgutz were fighting were from some.. all white world.. like a european based place.

[WARORK93]

The WAAAGGHH!!! is never stopped only slowed.

- Commisar gulch of the kreigs

[Wajoobie]

"reddier" vehicles

[dered908]

I imagine gorgutz with wings....

Good bye imperium!

Gorgutz:Am gonna fly all teh way to teh emparar!

[geoff100]

moer like me gona sqwuish da pink skin empierium

[Meshakhad]

Gorgutz... with wings.

Emperor protect us!

[quigonnjon]

After Warboss Gorgutz killed all of the Sister's of Battle, he took on the name 'Bitch Slappa.'

[draketheduelist]

ROTFLOL! ^ is win ^

[indv11]

LOL 10x!!!!!

[timoxomit]

@quigonnjon Nice XD I hate bolter bitches (sisters of battle) anyway

[Kang5030]

Orks produce via spores; they don't really have that kind of lust. A humie with a couple'a knobby thingies on their chest and a humie without doesn't make much of a difference; they'z all for stompin' an' burnin'.

Also, winged Gorgutz = FTW!

[cmf281]

"Blink your eyes and they'll give you a good stomping!"

[payot]

One thing these epilogue really sounds orky.

[Neglected21]

gorgutz wants wings.

[TheShamanSZ]

That was hilarious.

[gyrobotZ]

I was amazed the Orks didnt have similar cravings like their medieval predecessors when it came to human women.

[beerasaurus]

You can't have a whaaagh with out the proper banners!

[Seekster]

So the Orks have some respect for the Sisters of Battle it appears. If only they had banners...

[am1023]

the narrator really got into the Ork campain Victories

[PermaBanned]

The SoB ending is fucking hilarious.

[Templarspartan]

gorgutz: these bitches are crazy

[Tehmolez]

i smirked when he said "pink skinned"

[aule11]

LOL Gorgutz on wings. Now that's a sight I'd pay for.

[sourcemaster]

Why are Orks the best race in the game?

[RarendtheBlack]

The Imperial Guard were pinkskins? What, are there no black guys in the 252nd Conservator regiment or the local PDF? Whatever happened to the negro man or the Nippon? Did white guys take over the galaxy?

[Seekster]

yes (sarcasm)

[beerasaurus]

Humies all look da same in da eyez of da orks!

[gundam0o]

na there other races it just i the game i seen black gurds men in the tabletop game adn other races