The Clean Club (sample)

[HinataChick38]

Oh god, this creeped me out more than the first time I watch Rocky Horror Picture Show! (I'm not hating, I love that movie. I just thought it was messed up when I first saw it.) So, now I'll have nightmares for weeks--HOLD ME!! *reaches out for hug*

[UFOJockey]

I think this is secretly a propaganda film for genetic supremacy.

[Indigokitteh]

Reminds me of Mucinex commercials

[thetan63]

Scenes cut from "The Year Without a Santa Claus."

[TheKamacuras]

Written, directed and produced by Cthulhu.

[RiffTrax]

@TheKamacuras R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

[kyon813]

@RiffTrax Nice spelling!

[RiffTrax]

@kyon813 You're welcome! And thanks! And you too!

[YourZabbas]

@TheKamacuras which also disliked this video.

[DetectiveDickBent]

Wow what a great way to scare kids O.o

[laserfloyd]

Yes, something to replace clowns, finally!

[TaiChiKnees]

...maybe I won't watch this particular video while I eat dinner...

;-)

[JayBird4theW1N]

It's being on acid in the '90s or something...

[Ayria]

And I thought that claymation short where the children meet Satan and he builds an entire sentient civilization before their eyes only to violently destroy it was disturbing...

[OtterPawStudios]

Was anyone else reminded of those Mucinex commercials?

[perplacymp]

just finished Top 11 mindf**** by Nostalgia Critic.

It's like a dream within a dream.

[TomMSTie1138]

Well I won't be sleeping tonight.

[bobbyt912]

i remember watching this in elementary school

[harmonyXsuzukaze]

Ew, he stuck his grubby hand in the cookie jar!

[puberis]

I bet Foxy Septic Tank Wrestling would be a hit in Germany.

[perplacymp]

@puberis Put tha cookie DAUN!

[boysinblack]

the cookies are a lie!

[chobitsai1]

could this get ny creepier? eek! good thing we have the guys for comic relief....

[kfetter16]

rifftrax, please make fun of old commercials, such as the "dont you put it in your mouth" one with the terrifying puppets XD

[purpleshamrock17]

"this slightly unhygentic son of a bitch" the delivery of that line is what makes it, oh my god i love Kevin!

[leandra620]

cookie jar: Young man what do you think you're doing?

Kid: Having a really bad trip...never should have taken that drink from the Cool-aid Man...

[banananer16]

Before I watched this, my mind was pure and innocent.

[RiffTrax]

@banananer16 We know....*sigh*... we know.

[SamuraiPie8111]

why



[duleekrauser]

This explains why i shower 5 times and wash my hands 10 times a day.

SHIT! Got to go shower again.

[straker454]

HOLY CRAP!!!! Who the hell thought this was a good idea?!?! I don't know where you guys find them but you manage to find the most extraordinary shorts. I applaud you!

[theotherDylanThomas]

Holy shit I've seen this.

[GoreTorn16]

@theotherDylanThomas I remember watching this in elementary school loooooooooooooooong ago.

[RiffTrax]

@theotherDylanThomas Are you forever clean now?

[Krystal64Alec]

@RiffTrax i know i'm not

[tabooman]

So some California Raisins moved into this kid's head? Gross.

[Bear5177]

Dear sweet jebus, who the hell approved such a horrific short? Thank goodness for the Rifftrax crew. This would truly give me nightmares without their commentary.

[withthebirdillshare]

@Bear5177 To be fair, you probably would have never seen it without rifftrax.

[Bear5177]

@withthebirdillshare Well now that might depend on how old I am.

;-P

[dietfreeman42718]

Was this from the same group who done "Stanley and the Dinosaurs?" It sounds and looks a lot like them.

[SuperIllusiveman]

Yeah, this is pretty much my childhood to a T. With talking clay germ monsters and everything.

[randomguy199545]

Ah fresh nightmare fuel. Thank you Rifftrax, I was running low...

[RiffTrax]

@randomguy199545 Always happy to help!

[TheIronParasite]

you guys should do a riff track a guys life!

[Okoa]

Can't wait!

[UKISOCIETY]

Good Grief.

[DigiFiendLust]

This is awake nightmare...sheeesh

[Kaijudomage22]

You ever watch the most horrifyingly bad thing in your life and think there's nothing that can top it?

Well THIS did just that.....

[Zoso881]

Oh god, this is horrifying