Garage porn

[lkawaiinekol]

hahahaha wtf that was random but funny XD

[itsjustameme]

OMG - gotta check my own garage. Just in case there might be a bunch of horny naked women on beds waiting there.

[workescapist]

you just have to concentrate. do not let the background distract you ;-)

[Tamugetsu]

I have watched almost all of ZJ's videos from the present back to this point, and several before this.

Is it sad that this video makes me want to hang out with ZJ more than ever?

[MsZane2010]

lol!

[StewartLucrative]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahaha

My only guess is it wasn't a garage but was in fact a storage rental unit utilized as a porn studio for some low budget, fly-by-night porn company.

[azzy314159]

Go look for some quality porn. Kick the cheap porn habit. Linda lovelace did "deep Throat", get a copy of that.

[TheCeejReturns]

These two minutes of questions... You just put more thought into it than they put into the entire production.

[916kyle]

I couldn't stop laughing, your so random, lol

[beavisishere]

I've always wondered what happens at the end of a porno. I've never made it past about the halfway point.

[CalebDeville3000]

This seems like an argument that would be in a Clerks movie.

[vegansong821]

LOL!!! I don't think they expect anyone to analyze a porno!

[sadrequiem]

LOL, first, what porn are you watching???

Second, you're overthinking your porn man. hahaha. This really made me laugh.

[emmetgirl]

Best phrase I have heard all night: "premeditated garage porn".

Thank you.

[newperve]

@emmetgirl The jury finds you guilty of Premeditated Garage Porn. You are sentenced to watch the entire Sodomania series until you get some actual good ideas.

[LaughingChinchilla]

The three words that will humiliate men everywhere: Hold my purse

[gotanesp]

The directors mom probably wouldn't let them film in the basement

[Livingmydyingdreams]

umm i have a question why were you watching porn in the first place ?

[sumrblizrd]

@Livingmydyingdreams Why do you think?

[Haydennn69]

@Livingmydyingdreams are you serious?

[lvanhorn2]

@Livingmydyingdreams because its natural

[pauswa1966]

Hahaha, hilarious. I have never seen such a setting, but I have seen equally retarded settings in films. I think it would be great to see the garage door suddenly open and everyone being shocked. 

[SmileysRevenge100]

Some people have a garage porn fetish.........It's very underground (kind of like furries).

[i1234t1234]

@SmileysRevenge100 ...only furries have conventions.

[FibonaziProductions]

7 people are celibate, religious, or boring.

Dunno why people are so intent on making a spectacle out of the fact that you probably watch gay porn - you're gay, obviously it's unlikely that you'd watch lesbian porn. I'm bi, so, I watch pretty much any kind of porn, straight, lesbian, gay, threesome, etc, but never yet have I seen a video filmed in a garage.

[FibonaziProductions]

I will forever be haunted by the image of Zinnia Jones pausing mid-fap to stare in horror at a garage porn video.

[squigoo]

That door opening scenario would be hilarious! XD

[FibonaziProductions]

@squigoo - Especially if the bloke who was opening it was Ted Haggard. If he saw a gay couple in a garage, I bet something other than the garage door would go up ....

[1SAMBOx]

let me guess gay porn

[DaichisMonkeyGirl]

Ironically, hearing the way your pronouce 'garage' (Like 'grage') distracted me from the point you were trying to make in this video.

[JPa311979]

Maybe they have a very, very low budget, the economy certainly does suck right now!

[GUITAPHIL]

we call this gay porn my friend :P just kidding zj

[kurisux]

Best video ever.

Wow ZJ, I still find the most random stuff in your video history, nearly a month after finding you on youtube. :D

Time well spent indeed.

[DblOSmith]

BTW, I love the way you said that

"I could no longer watch it from the... standpoint... of someone watching porn."  lol. Nicely done. :)

[DblOSmith]

Maybe someone's living in their garage and they just slept in their bed? :)

[DeHerg]

I don´t remember ever seeing a Porn which takes place in a Garage, but why is all that straw lying around here?

(more of an insider which refers to an example that stupid Porn Dialogs also can be very distractive)

[Pelaymi]

A night stand!?

Also, how do you suppose they "use" the garage door? You are hilarious.

[BeatNick13]

haha you are silly:D

I too love to rant about little things

my only guess is, maybe it was a really cheap movie and all they had was a garage.

[blingking880]

wow that is weird

[idontbelievecuz]

ZJ for once you're looking way to deep into things that kinda thing is what makes porn great sometimes a cheezy porn is just what the dr. ordered its a commedy and sex rolled into one

[tylereatsbabies]

I want to see this video now.

[FierceRodents]

suppose they like the garage as a backround, why put a bed in there?

But whats even more distracting is when something moves. Was it a wind, is there an animal in the room?That destroys everything, and all ofa sudden I'm afraid I just watched a porn with the actress' baby in it or something. They really should make some porn less cheap. It's disturbing.

[prolefeedprocessor]

I used to watch porn with my ex-boyfriend and I tended to get off first, so while he was still stroking his stuff, I'd make comments like "what's up with those drapes?" and "is his arm in a cast?" and it would really piss him off that it pissed me off. I know where you're coming from, ZJ.

[DrowningArt94]

what film did you see?xD

[gbultimate]

i have never seen anyone talking about porn on youtube

[Xigano1]

I think it begs for a freundian perspective :)

[thadavid]

damn now i cant finish my wanking because of the garage door damn garage doors keep making me ponder

[econchick]

wow u noticed this in porn????????????????? lol

[corso2aube]

You have a very developped power of

observation! :D... it's all about competence of the financial team, the logstics team, an the director and his timing.

[havoc201253]

while it's true that sex does in deed happen everywhere... bedroom suits do not... it's that split from reality that ruins it... the idea is that it's a fantasy that "could" happen... not that it would without a pay check and choreographer most of the time, but that isn't the point. the point is that with the right people that is a plausible scenario. who really has a fully functioning bedroom in their garage? no on. it destroys the potential reality.

[strangerklone]

My parents old house, in Virgina beach, had a bedroom in the garage. I get the point, though. It could be difficult to masterbate if you're focusing on a door.

[strangerklone]

Sex happens everywhere

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

With a full bed set and  a nightstand.

[NeonFriend]

LOL, most people don't pay attention to the plot of the porn.

[Bongwyre2112]

I could see that it might be easier to get equipment for a movie into a garage. But then put the garage door behind the camera, so that it isn't seen. And a back drop would also be nice. Suspension of disbelief is the key here. There is no need for the watcher to know it is a garage. It could have looked like a bedroom rather easily with just the tiniest of efforts. Unless they wanted it to look cheap and sleazy. Who knows.....

[shyvr]

It's possible the garage was converted into a place to sleep...

...just a guess.

[Ch2Diacorda]

pre-meditated garage porn - OH SNAP LOL

[slavoy11]

It's simple. They filmed in a garage, because in other environment using a mechanic would not be that obvious, haha. Sorry for language

[luridlemur]

But, dude, that opening mechanism...

[ITSAJACKAL1111]

This is fucking hilarious.

[jrpapinichapla]

Why doesn't your face move when you talk?

[Writious]

Due to over crowding many people have to use their garage as a bed room, there are too many people in the house. Some of these people have to make porn to survive too. You shouldn't be watching porn until you are old enough to shave. From then on you will find minute details of the back ground will not distract you.

[hollium]

I dare you to make a porno with a worse setting, like in a shed or a phone box or something.

[HexenX]

@hollium Oh, this was subtle. I like it! I also dare you to make porn, ZJ. With me. >_>

[ehco18]

yeah we get it blueboy...

a friend of mine has a garage as a bedroom and he fucks in there all the time it's realistic and i guess it would make someone feel like there were there but i can't really say. i don't like porn i like the real thing

[mistermayy]

sage this shit

[TouchedProductions]

I love the term "premeditated garage porn". Can't wait for it to be used in a trial or something.

[blueboyblue]

So...Garage Porn...did it happen to be called 'Two Guys and a Garage'. Ha Ha, get is, it's a take off of 'Two Girls and a Cup'.

Sooooooo...got a link to this video so I can analyze the merits of the production?

[Awwa1]

"HEY.....!"

The Fonz lived in the room over Richie Cunningham's folks' garage! Catchup on your "Happy Days" episodes!

Kidding, but it would be pretty funny to make another "American Pie" type teen comedy, where one of the big humor devices is a character who lives in his parents' garage. And for one crazy reason or another (a neighbor's TV remote, an electric razor, even a hybrid car), the door keeps opening up at inopportune times!

It's an idea!

\A/

[Paperxcutxsuicidex]

I like your old hair better.

[Pekeno201]

you like his old hair better cause it covered his deformed and disgusting face. btw this dude is on crack its a fuckin porn ok who gives a fuck where they film it, its just has meaningless has fuckin ok, couldnt care less where i bust a nut as long as it happens, in a church, library, elevator, shady hallway, wallmart

[faber939]

hahahahaha

[BionicDance]

You over-analyze like I do. Heh.

'Course, there'z a solution to all this: get a significant other an' quit watching porn.

...then again, I'm taken, and I still look at porn sometimes. Okay, scratch that. But STILL... ;)

[Scrapheap71]

"Premeditated Garage Porn"

Thanks for adding a new term to my lexicon.

X-D

[sy1234]

Oh I suppose next you'll be picking on the acting and special effects. =)

[Mark0o0Polo]

It's the economy.

LOL!