Daniel Tosh Effinfunny Stand Up - Dolla Dolla Tip Ya'll

[IVIegadude]

I've been using "I like to make it hail" for years :( :/

[TheColonelOfChicken]

eric price was funnier

[YoAmoElColorPurple24]

I like to throw change at sluts! Ahaha I'll member that!(:

[MegaObamaGirl]

"Fuck Knuckle"? XD Hahaha I'll remember that one.

[FlyByeFilms]

Kevin Harts way funnier

[bullmilk]

@FlyByeFilms

I agree, but Tosh is about the only comic in the runnings with Hart.

[MolecularMoonlight]

Eh, he sucks. I didn't laugh once.

[5004willr]

@carrotpunch, someone needs a nap, fuck knuckle

[brokenhands02]

"I like to make it hail, that's when you throw change at sluts."

BEST LINE EVER

[yahoowizard]

He sounds so high.

[CarrotPuncher]

Hey retards, we all saw the video, just like you!! Wow, what a surprise! That means we also heard the same things, so you don't need to repeat everything that you think is funny! This is for comments, not the repeat bar.

[Rhsgrad2011]

Lol it does kind of sound like a cow at :50

[TeeAychEee]

im a baller with a budget

[TheCrazyplaying]

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[Unknown3674]

2,093,999 Views Me: F****! ONE MORE CMON!

[AshlessandAnt]

I'm a baller on a budget !

[RustyDaClown]

This came out before the change up, Ryan Reynolds sucks!

[neonpurplexx]

I like to make it hale!!! That's when you throw change at sluts....

[roaming85]

@neonpurplexx Hail.

[Weaponofvanity]

Tosh's sort of funny isn't for everyone, but he's a funny guy.

[allnurmouth408]

is seth rogen in the audien laphing lol

[BrooksLady90]

im a balla on a budget

[BrooksLady90]

Fuck Knuckle? LMFAO

[bwc3821]

I never thought I'd say this, but I'd rather watch Dane Cook.

[adamdvs89]

Suck my blunt Daniel tosh!!

[blakefoster937]

did anyone else hear a cow at 0:50

[qmartin321]

I uploaded an audition tape on his site to host the first episode of next season. I think he is hilarious. I wish I was as funny as him. Thumbs ^ if you will help me spread my video. I put the link on my youtube video where you can go vote & comment on his site. Thanks again everyone! Happy Thanksgiving :)

[spinert]

i love comedy, but this lad,, he seems plain!! nuthin fresh

[ashnquent22]

Hey can yall check out this comedy routine & be honest with your opinion? Please?

[TaurusCancerGal]

@ryanloy133 yeah, I'm sure Daniel Tosh got his phone in Joliet, IL.

[MrSickWilly]

I just finished my Coldstone job application. In the comment section below I left "Dollar Dollar Tip." If that doesn't get me the job, nothing fucking will.

[oFlamesz]

i make it snow on the hoes. if you don't know what im going for with that, then it's better left unsaid =P

[Sugarr111]

"I like to make it HAIL" lmfao

[ryanloy133]

DANIEL TOSH"S NUMBER WAS LEAKED CALL HIM!!! HE ANSWERED FOR ME !!! - 815-530-8448

[rgrim93]

@ryanloy133 Forever alone! xD

[BigBossBosin]

is it strange im watching this while watching tosh.0?

[onofomi]

THE AUDIENCE IS A BUNCH OF IDIOTS

[villerend]

Baller on a budget rofl

[116Bears]

WTF? Coldstone is like strippers?

[llcooljoe123]

@116Bears you may be retarded

[116Bears]

@llcooljoe123

Your name is like the combination an idiot would have on his luggage.

[llcooljoe123]

@116Bears wow spaceballs reference you got me.

[xboston1]

y'all*

[elcesar999]

@Maroon5Freak213 you suck at life

, lmao lol u suck

[ShAsZzMaN]

i did this

[ShAsZzMaN]

i did this bcus imma baller on a budget

[rickybobby5150]

Baller on a Budget... diversify your bonds playa

[elcesar999]

He crude n bad. N funny

[Dfiguly]

"With enthusiasm fuck-knuckle! That's a dollar! I want my experience..." lmao :D

[goldstarmusic125]

Like this if you use the word fuck knuckle now :D

[ruberfoo2]

@goldstarmusic125 he copied it from Ryan Renolds...The Change Up.

[EyeInTriangle1]

@goldstarmusic125 Do now.

[HowManyTimes234]

i'm officially using "fuck-knuckle" as an insult now.

[TAKECOVER222]

HEY, i work at cold stone....fuck.... i thought it was badass

[LuvorHate95]

I thought I made up fuck knuckle.. :( still funny :)

[penisfuckeye]

I liked this before I even pressed play :)

[abdi5501boone]

i like to make it hail ahahahahahahh

[podsednik22]

It's Y'all not Ya'll, fool!

[you78mas]

he is boring here

[vwballer911]

i puke on peoples cars in my video

[deadpinez]

192 people are not ballin on a budget

[leftyJR3]

192 people are fucknuckles!

[123BenThere]

throw cash at the whores

[Puppyluv877]

omg hes my favorite comedian :D

[RoxmehSox]

"He said what? I'm fuckin not goin in today.."

LMAO!

[TheBarbie2981]

Throw change at sluts lmfao

[BentonPanther79]

who knew Lane Kiffin was a comedian?

[heyyninaa]

he is so cute <3

[brandn2245]

tosh.0VEVO

[quinlynnes]

he's hot.

[bunnyfoofoow]

@quinlynnes lol somebody has a crush on daniel tosh!

[SuperNingerGinger]

he recycles his old jokes to much in his new specials, he always talks kobe, febreezing the homeless, and throwing change at hoes

[Thistlefanatic]

@NewJerseyJake he'd be lucky to get that many

[LiamDuvallTV]

@Thistlefanatic thats why he has 3 stand up specials and a tv show right

[TheIszy9]

I Like To Make It Hail;)

[fatboyj182]

im a baller on a budget haha

[JarnBjorn72]

Makes me want to go out and throw change at sluts :-)

[dbpaintballer95]

I love putting in a penny over and over

[MOSHJANEY]

hey buddy, i work at colstone.

and i appreciate that.

i scream dolla dolla tip everytime i go in.

[ryanbmf]

Keep makin' it HAIL Dan XD

[mtoothacre]

im a baller on a budget

[halogamer1829]

I make it hail at school,quarters,nickels,and dimes beeyatch!

[Zanabism]

Okay...he's hot. My God. <3

[silasthomas10]

make it rain thank you rappers

[601babyboy]

share..click....facebook..clic­k.....

[tccballer]

"I WANT MY EXPERIENCCCEEEE....." daniel you da man

[sixfeetontop]

@tccballer HES NOT THAT COOL DUDE GET OFF HIS DICK

[HungovrChewbaca]

1. Are you a pussy?

[BZCountryGirl27]

"i'm a baller on a budget"

[comixremixisdead01]

With enthusiasm! You fuck knuckle...

[aussie19862]

wat you do is heat up the edge of the coin with a lighter then flick it at the sluts

[Finkie147]

What a retard. I'm sorry. He's a fool. The working class comedian.

[rcbaseball293]

he would be so fun to party with



[asuka1langley]

i tried to "make it rain" at coldstones but they dont sing anymore. it made me sad lol

[Awesteez]

Ice cream rules everything around me, dollar dollar tip y'all

[mrwinkwinkwink]

Did anyone hear about Fatto?

/watch?v=6E1430eHyAg

WHAT DOES HE SAY!!??

[nomnomnimvit]

I love Cold Stone

[NewJerseyJake]

is he performing in front of 4 people?

[kenwardgate]

@NewJerseyJake no. 3  XD

[afkham7]

@NewJerseyJake big time comedians still do stand-up at smaller venues...

[equinesk8er]

With enthusiasm fucknuckle thats a dollar!

[Beatnikzombie]

There is a commercial for a personal injury lawyer in Milwakee that uses the phrase, Make it rain. So classy.

[equinesk8er]

@Beatnikzombie i havnt seen it! haha gotta love milwaukee!



[Beatnikzombie]

@equinesk8er It's pretty funny. I guess they are targeting the Jerry Springer crowd. "I was in an accident and my attorney, (whatever his name is) made it rain!"

[ronjon6767]

Funniest video I've seen today besides 'Ben's Day at the Airport' both hilarious!!!

[busbaker]

like if you opened your bible jst to look up john 3:16

[Lumeniaellina]

Lol I'm a baller on a budget.

[wreckedcobaltss]

AHHHHHHHhhahahahaAHHA  Fuck nuckle

[xScRaX34]

no its makin it snow



[thepumpkins101]

lofl make it hail fuck thats fuckin hilarious!!!!!

[ImfakinLoco]

the last thing he said made me XDDD

[dinksock]

@ImfakinLoco he made you grow three mouths

[ImfakinLoco]

@dinksock u already know XDDD

[LozerChic7]

the crowd is shit.

[chy21592]

i will teach you the songs Daniel Tosh! And trust me there is more than  5 songs....

[Philiano89]

Clever jokes, but not funny.

[DEFY58THE58ORDINARY]

he really knows how to change up his jokes;

here you throw quarters on the hoes.

on tosh;

you throw nickles.

sucha versitile man;D

[Pazinchow]

I like to make it Hail... Thats when you throw change at slots

[MissOgunro]

ewww!!! the audience doesn't seem to appreciate the GENIOUS tht is Daniel Tosh!!! they hardly laughed... assholes!!! lbvs!

[JohnnyBigSausage]

Daniel Tosh has stolen quite a few of my jokes

[headmen1]

I like to make it hail!!!!!!!!!

[Thooorne32]

check this out mad funny type "daniel tosh wheres my weed money"

[blaindugan]

@Thooorne32 I should fucking kill you

[dcl5078]

@Thooorne32 thanks for wasting my time douchecake

[ihategingers64]

the people who say hes not funny are but-fucking homo sexual fags who dont have taste in anything exept cutiing themselves

[engeldestotes]

Why does being gay have to be negative...shows how close minded you are =/

But yes, Daniel is fucking hilarious! lol

[babyfaceee23]

@engeldestotes because gay people shouldn't be gay in the first place. It was adam and eve not adam and steve mothafuckaaa

[BDillz8228]

@babyfaceee23 who wrote the bible?

[footballmaniac88]

He has said these jokes on 'Happy Thoughts'. It must be hard to make new jokes

[blaindugan]

@footballmaniac88 its just like how bands play their hit songs at all of the shows they play

[footballmaniac88]

@blaindugan Ya I guess, atleast he always has new good ones, and he completely controls the crowd too. He is probably the Best as of right now, for stand up and stuff..

[kaakoo]

He's not funny.

[TheNickPritchard]

@kaakoo you have no taste.

[LadyeXo]

Yeah, there are more than 5 songs, but I'm certain everyone at Coldstone HATES HIS GUTS!  Totally funny

[TheWastedDragon]

look up "fatman4x1" click on second one down funney

[Carlyndra]

Making it hail = Throwing change at sluts

Love it XD

[MosesFloresShow]

His new standup special was hilarious!

[downfallin]

a baller on a budget lol

[LAMFi1ms]

I like to make it hail. That's when I throw change at sluts.

[stevenr123456]

Fuck knuckle!!  Lol

[bethcarliseh]

Not. Funny.

[flyerthanaG6]

Daniel Tosh is sexy.

[AbortionbySuicide]

@bobb328

Hell yeah brotha sick ass lifeeee

[AbortionbySuicide]

@asinine81

Hell yes!

[AbortionbySuicide]

@wtfuwanthaha

Penis in my mouth at night

[GIANTPANCAKES]

there really wasnt anyone there laughing

[AbortionbySuicide]

THESE ARE THE WORST JOKES I HAVE EVER HEARD.

THIS GUY IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY HE FUCKING SUCKS.

NIGGER FAGGOT NIGGER FAGGOT



[wtfuwanthaha]

@AbortionbySuicide k calm down man

[asinine81]

@AbortionbySuicide dude where did you get your screen name. I LOVE IT! abortion rules

[bobb328]

@AbortionbySuicide Wasting your time commenting on all the videos of how much a nigger fag tosh is........SIIICCK LYFFEE DUDE!!!!

[TimHanlonComedy]

Check out my video stand up videos

[WildBassfly]

I have no idea what the hell he is talking about ...

[TheKratnoff]

@WildBassfly Because you're an idiot?

[WildBassfly]

@TheKratnoff Or because im english you numpty.

[TheKratnoff]

@WildBassfly oh my bad

[ImTheDruggernaut]

@photolitherland I'm just saying that I think that's kind of neat you pretentious cuntscab. Get out.

[MRpumpPB]

he reused that joke.

[nguyenBvinh]

@MRpumpPB that's what comedians do..just like singers singing there same songs again.

[MsJullejulle]

Ey leemajors0831. How can you compare D.Tosh whit Dane Cook, Dane Cook is the most boooring so called comedians ever.

[Drummer24seven]

@MsJullejulle

It was more a compliment to Daniel Tosh and an insult to Dane Cook is what @leemajors0831 was trying to say.

[ImTheDruggernaut]

This was uploaded on my 13th birthday.

[crumblingcookiesful]

i've had change thrown at me, am i a slut?

^_^

[votumseparatum1]

@crumblingcookiesful Depends if you picked up the change or not. LMAO.

[Mannydamon]

@crumblingcookiesful It depends

[chkyd]

@crumblingcookiesful Depends. According to my research:

1. Was the throwing of the change 100% responsible for making you want to have sex with the thrower? a. Yes. (Continue to #2.) b. No. (No, you are not a slut. Congratulations, I guess.)

2. Was the thrower male? a. Yes. (Yes, you're a slut. From me to you, congratulations.) b. No. (No, you are slutless. And hot. Double whammy. YOU WIN.)

[elcondepatula]

@crumblingcookiesful no, just homeless

[GabezNsane]

@crumblingcookiesful Yes, you are.



[HornyCareBear]

@crumblingcookiesful Yes you are, but it's okay at least you get extra change for laundry or if you wanna buy a soda.