there was this character in Windhelm that said, "I used to be a guard like them, then I took a sword to the chest." MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT THAT! Thumbs up if you agree.
mmmm now people gotter think on curved sword jokes now hmmmmmmmmmm.... heres my attempt even tho its gonner be lame... xD I USED TO WALK ON WATER then i took a curved sword Curved....sword......see how bad this was for a joke XD
I USED TO BE STRAIGHT AS AN ARROW LIKE YOU, BUT THEN I TOOK A PERSIAN GUARDS LONG AND THICK CURVED SWORD TO MY SWEET ROLL:'( It hurt like a bitch! Now I can literally shit bricks.
@darkdogsticky FAIL, he didn't, he used armor you can find in the game and went to places guards go and such and the ones with special armor, he killed em, took their armor, then when he was the guard, he slashed at one of em behind the scenes to get em angry at him
I Used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee, but let me guess your here because someone stole your sweet roll, well I'll get it for you if you get me some mead,
I'd be alot warmer and alot happier with a belly full of mead.
@papupipope123 Edit: The Elder Scrolls VI: The Arrow, The Sweetroll, and The Curved sword...... a couple months later law suit from the the company that made narnia
I used to be an adventuer.....but then I took an arrow to the knee............next I pulled it out and killed the fucker............stole his sweetroll and he tried to tell.............................................now I have his Curved Swords above my mantle next to my Dragon jaw. Funny story 'bout that, but its for another time. Now off to bed kids.
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Roses are red
Bones have marrow
Well, except for my knee
It has an arrow
TheJackkun 11 hours ago
PLZ MAKE FOURTH ONE!!
crazymonkey12aid 1 day ago
there was this character in Windhelm that said, "I used to be a guard like them, then I took a sword to the chest." MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT THAT! Thumbs up if you agree.
TheBlankCards 2 days ago
best curved sword is a best defence am i right?
TheRatedMformature 3 days ago
HERES A BETTER ONE i used to make an arrow in the nee joke but then i took a curved sword....curved....sword
hullfcaregreat 5 days ago
mmmm now people gotter think on curved sword jokes now hmmmmmmmmmm.... heres my attempt even tho its gonner be lame... xD I USED TO WALK ON WATER then i took a curved sword Curved....sword......see how bad this was for a joke XD
hullfcaregreat 5 days ago
i was a brave adventurer like u,til i took an arrow to the knee,WOOPS!WRONG EPISODE
makuta24 5 days ago
"Best offense is a good curved sword, amirite?" lol
silentkiller102 1 week ago
Don't try to start a meme, you won't succeed. BITCH.
Curseco 1 week ago
HOW THE HELL DO YOU DO THAT
BenoGamez 1 week ago
So freakin badass dude holy freaking shit
RisertheRazor 1 week ago
03:06 Music name? plzzzzz
12Nazuca 2 weeks ago
@Dynoste Please make another video like this. PLEASE
WishyLH 2 weeks ago in playlist Arrows in the Knee
@Dynoste Please continue this. This is fantastic.
Heater294 2 weeks ago
Can you actually kill Astrid then? I've never tried...
JuliaAmalieDawn 2 weeks ago
nice editing
JuhanRoss 2 weeks ago
lol the guard sleeps with his helmet 0:45
Trollingization 2 weeks ago
Alfred hitchcock lover here. :)
ELdASenSei 3 weeks ago
Wow.
YoshiEgg64 3 weeks ago
that's it... I'm subscribing.
xWhatTheBOOMx 3 weeks ago
This serie is just great. I love you.
sErgEantaEgis12 3 weeks ago
fucking hilarious, but needs more views!!! make a new one soon please :D
TittiesPlease 3 weeks ago
But if he killed the guys with the Curved Swords, why would he need them in the first place?
masterofgamesgames 4 weeks ago
how are you playing as 2 characters
SALEENpc13 4 weeks ago
knee attack for 900x damage!!!
pksagara 1 month ago
LOL, Love this video series !!!!
lolonoazoro13 1 month ago
if i go to rorikstead can a find alikr warriors after i complete the quest and trick the woman into going to the stables?
Sharks271 1 month ago
With cuverd swords comes great responsability
cibor07 1 month ago
oblivion music :D
luigi4728 1 month ago
I used to have lots of arrows, then i shot them at adventurers knees.
BillChelios 1 month ago
This Series was Vicious!!!
dapras 1 month ago
Hilarious with the dark brotherhood ! :D
TheWebDrake 1 month ago
that was actually pretty well done. (entire series)
Kudos on obscure console commands.
phloHD 1 month ago
1:29 FINISH HIM
Disturbednum1fan 1 month ago
with the curved swords, nothing can stop him. not even his bad knee. bad.... knee.....
titoxullman 1 month ago
I used to be an adventurer like you until I took a curved sword to the knee
SkittleCan 1 month ago
i used to play Skyrim but then i took an arrow in the Knee
bclassfilms9 1 month ago
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I USED TO BE STRAIGHT AS AN ARROW LIKE YOU, BUT THEN I TOOK A PERSIAN GUARDS LONG AND THICK CURVED SWORD TO MY SWEET ROLL:'( It hurt like a bitch! Now I can literally shit bricks.
MyCrippledWings 1 month ago
What a terrible fate. :/
But his adventures are finished here? Maybe not...
GastNdorf 1 month ago
omg what game is this!
TheEvilCats47243 1 month ago
@TheEvilCats47243 lotr:war in the north
jatmahad 1 month ago
@TheEvilCats47243 skyrim
D1D1P 1 month ago
SEPH-I-ROTH!
macandcheese306 1 month ago
oh yer and the kill bill reference
crazyjollywr 1 month ago
ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WIELD CURVED SWORDS, into mordor
crazyjollywr 1 month ago 51
@crazyjollywr ONE DOES SIMPLY NOT TRANSFORMS A SWEETROLL FROM A MUFFIN TO A CAKE WITH FROSTING ON into Romondor
TheGrolgoth221 1 month ago
@crazyjollywr 3:48 Daa naaaa naaa naa Gimmie some mo Busta Rhymes
dapras 1 month ago
aT 1:40 he has 2 swords and then at 1:45 he has 1
grandad573 1 month ago
Thumb up for oblivion music!
Shoran000 1 month ago
@Shoran000
no
WoWFMages 1 month ago
what's the soundtrack at 1:16?
berowra 1 month ago
I double wield a scimitar and a nord hero sword... does that make me a heroic northern lawless beast?
feebas00 1 month ago
how are you playing as 2 characters
gamerocker43 1 month ago
frickin'_EPIC!!! XD
Elflovag 1 month ago
I, for no apparent reason now want a curved sword >:)
spartank1337 1 month ago
This is work to rival mans1ayer's gamer poop good job mate
MrXtracheese1997 1 month ago
What was the music at the end? xP
Not the killbill one, i mean the creepy one.
CorvetteBG 1 month ago
that guard must have got a pretty buff knee to run or jog after a knee injury from an arrow.
PhantomSaboteur 1 month ago
well curved swords r pretty cool :P
999msvalkyrie 1 month ago
lool!!! once i hit someones head of whit a mace xD
fengleeninja 1 month ago
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I used to be straight as an arrow like you, but then I took a curved sword to my sweet roll
MyCrippledWings 1 month ago
i ment to say he use to be a guard like you until he got curved swords he use to be alive until he took a dragonborn fus ro dah to the ear
Demonseed38 1 month ago
he use to be a guard like you until he took a dragonborns fus ro da to the ear what a ironic ending:d
Demonseed38 1 month ago
You are kind of a legend. I love your trilogy. :P
TheRaymondFactor 1 month ago
how did you get two player?
darkdogsticky 1 month ago
@darkdogsticky FAIL, he didn't, he used armor you can find in the game and went to places guards go and such and the ones with special armor, he killed em, took their armor, then when he was the guard, he slashed at one of em behind the scenes to get em angry at him
Cowpwnz 1 month ago
Money, girls, and weed?
NEVAR
Sweetrolls, Curved swords, and arrows to knees?
FOREVAR
HumanManipulation 1 month ago
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nickjak93 1 month ago
1:21
It looks like he managed to take at least one arrow to the chest. Apparently, that's not capable of stopping him. His knee is much more valuable.
HITMANSPIKE007 1 month ago
Who needs good armor...
WHEN YOU GOT CURVED SWORDS!
RoarkyRaw 1 month ago
0 /II\
II<--
deathbringerfromsky7 1 month ago
MOAAAR
malikadams72 1 month ago
"i used to be a guard like you, then i took a curved sword.curved.sword." wtf?
w3inner 1 month ago
hahaha
perseus570 1 month ago
Please continue making these! They are hilarious!
Viking344 1 month ago
did he say ''best mead, is a good defence, am i right?'' :D
StubbaH 1 month ago
@StubbaH "Best knee is a good defense, am I right?" hahahaa
xxSTEELxxRAINxx 1 month ago 36
@xxSTEELxxRAINxx haha that's even better!
StubbaH 1 month ago
@xxSTEELxxRAINxx yes and best offence is a knee to the groin
fockinfattso 3 weeks ago
i spelt it wrong.
biglegoman1 1 month ago
MOAR
biglegoman1 1 month ago
Now make a forth one :D Cuz you rock in making arrow in the knee parodies. Rock on dude :D
DarthVader807 1 month ago
lol! more please!!! :D
blackseraph09 1 month ago
BEST ARROW IN THE KNEE STORY EVAR!!
Penguin23450 1 month ago
More please!! xD
ashtray0belief 1 month ago
Ohh COUSIN! you took a Curved Sword in the chest uh?!
igBl4ckmane 1 month ago
I laughed my ass off hahaha
GrimOnFire 2 months ago
I love you, you're amazingly good at this. Very creative! <3
ChloroformUrMother 2 months ago
More? PLEASE!?!?!?!?!
allahluckbuck 2 months ago
This guys videos are frickin hilarious XD really good timing of music!
MrHatsAndClogs 2 months ago
"best offense is a good curved sword, am i right?" LMFAO thats a nice twist
warren010h 2 months ago
Curved. Swords.
Sofarsogood99909 2 months ago
great films , you put them together really well , you deserve a sub my dude
CrabPeoplee 2 months ago
make more videos man. these are fucking hilarious
ThePranksterpete 2 months ago
I used to take an arrow in the knee, until I took a curved sword. curved. sword. to the chest.
AgigabyteWolf 2 months ago
This video is Death note taking place in skyrim with one winged angel in the background.
Srsly.
clipzodai 2 months ago
0:01
buuburn7 2 months ago
lolwut you killed astrid o.O
TheGojkoxD 2 months ago
I seriously love watching these, makes me laugh to no end! Well done, liked and faved!
MDBNstudios 2 months ago
thumbs up for the Frozen Progression dot
MRYordiiieee 2 months ago
Ya know, you should make a soap opera!
PhantomRUS9 2 months ago
I LOVE THIS GUY
Retsgetiton 2 months ago
I Used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee, but let me guess your here because someone stole your sweet roll, well I'll get it for you if you get me some mead,
I'd be alot warmer and alot happier with a belly full of mead.
MrCODZZ 2 months ago
"Cuft sohds.. Cuuufft.. sooohds.."
Easyflux 2 months ago
KEEP THIS UP.
Scythe324 2 months ago in playlist More videos from Dynoste
Hope u quick saved before that masacre
SuperUltraDeltaTron 2 months ago
4 people don't have curved swords, their sweetrolls were stolen, and they took an arrow in the knee...
TheBosstrain 2 months ago
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»»───knee───►
Wiseguydude 2 months ago
lol. amazing!
iMakeEmRage 2 months ago
i used to be an adventurer like you but then i found a curved sword.......
112233445566benjamin 2 months ago
how did you film the part with the curved sword guy fighting the guy in glass armor??
chengda85 2 months ago
@chengda85 If you find out please tell me I'm guessing some command on the PC but i don't know.
MinerKosur 2 months ago
this was hilarious! :D
monkeyfighter92 2 months ago
Best offense is a good curved sword , Am i right?
Best knee is the good defense, Am i right?
lol xD
MrRhang 2 months ago 22
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Meanwhile, in Hammerfell...
Hammerfell Guard: You see those warriors from Skyrim? They got straight swords. STRAIGHT. SWORDS.
Bombreaker3 2 months ago
Is that Oblivion fighting music I hear? Oh hell yes.
EightyLlamas 2 months ago
lmao, waiting for the next one
RocketQueenMS 2 months ago
The Elder Scroll VI : The Arrow and The Sweetroll
papupipope123 2 months ago in playlist More videos from Dynoste 33
@papupipope123 Edit: The Elder Scrolls VI: The Arrow, The Sweetroll, and The Curved sword...... a couple months later law suit from the the company that made narnia
Nearazeroxx 1 month ago
@Nearazeroxx oh my... oh mymy...Narnia is a book... written by an author. Not by a company.
feebas00 1 month ago
amazing made my day great job!
TheICasper 2 months ago 3
A+ Congrats!
mrommel 2 months ago
Nice!
cougarsforJesus 2 months ago
more
TheGucciman999 2 months ago
this is the best arrow in the knee series ever! i cant stop laughing :D
u guy is cool! i like ur caption <3
BacchaeBri 2 months ago
there was no 4:02
eternalabyss4u 2 months ago
It all makes so much sense now.
radiculious 2 months ago
Lawless beast, thats harsh im like that.
Sebthecrazy99 2 months ago
lol
Makaveli456 2 months ago
Idea
"I was a adventurer like you until i took FUS-RO-DAH in the knee"
Dimovuha222 2 months ago in playlist Другие видео от пользователя Dynoste
Best arrow in the knee video ever!
uruguay152 2 months ago
I used to make awesome videos like this then i took a arrow to the knee....
johnathonwenthe 2 months ago
This is the best Arrow to the knee film series i have ever Seen
xD xD :D
Demolishor27 2 months ago 84
WAIT a second ! how the heck did you manage to strap that NPC to the wall ???
anyone ?
Demolishor27 2 months ago
This guard will be the fucking "game legend", like... "Get out of here, STALKER", or "The cake is a lie", "Hail to the king, baby..."...
bzyk36 2 months ago
Anyone else notice at 3:10 it says "Knee attack for 900.0x damage!" LOL
FreshFrixy2358 2 months ago 2
you should make an episode about the guy who goes to the cloud district
avaiboot 2 months ago
Maybe I'm Dragonborn and I just don't know it yet!
Xavier803 2 months ago
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Tistopeoos 2 months ago
one does not simply wield the curved sword, the curved sword wield you muahahahaha
lukeyhoffman 2 months ago
If the guard were dragon born he could take an arrow to the face and be fine. What a n00b.
blindsniper66 2 months ago
Im never going to use a curved sword again. ;_;
Sangheili475 2 months ago
03:06 WOOT KILL BILL!!!
AuIbTh 2 months ago
IVARSTEAD IS TO THE WEST OF WHITERUN!!!! fail...
AsukaLucca 2 months ago
and how did u get the dead guys?? Ur so awesome :D
Munchynuts3658 2 months ago
was this done on xbox? And how did u get the npcs or whatever??
Munchynuts3658 2 months ago
Psycho!!!!
MrJazzyGrant 2 months ago
When curved swords are outlawed, only outlaws will have curved swords.
tehbilbo79 2 months ago
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The best defense is a good knee; am I right?
Saneres 2 months ago
I just got to say this is the funniest video I've ever seen ever nice job :D
wowgoml 2 months ago
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AleXK1nG24 2 months ago
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I used to be an adventuer.....but then I took an arrow to the knee............next I pulled it out and killed the fucker............stole his sweetroll and he tried to tell.............................................now I have his Curved Swords above my mantle next to my Dragon jaw. Funny story 'bout that, but its for another time. Now off to bed kids.
Razorfncheytac 2 months ago
If he was able to kill the guy with wielding a curved sword, what does he need a curved sword for?
VdubEXwhYZee 2 months ago 40
@VdubEXwhYZee Becasue they're CURVED SWORDS. CURVED. SWORDS.
Heater294 1 month ago
i used to take arrows in the knee then i took an arrow to the ass
nate5347 2 months ago
@Dynoste hold select or square i think(ps3)
assassin1436 2 months ago
Best offense is a good Curved Sword am I right?
zammeee 2 months ago 2
i used to take arrows to the knee.... but then i bought mw3 now i take claymors to the knee
TheDeadwood8 2 months ago
ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Vanklar 2 months ago
the ending is AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Mad512apple 2 months ago
And only eating a stolen sweetroll could bring him sanity again.
NewNecro 2 months ago
@Dynoste Got me a little confused though, but great stuff. Have watched all videos 3 times, and never lack to enjoy them :)
andybirger 2 months ago
@Dynoste Oh and I also realised that at 1:19, isn't that the guard's cousin, since he began to stand there at the end of 2nd video?
andybirger 2 months ago
@Dynoste Oh, it looked so awesome :D Well, too bad.
andybirger 2 months ago
i hope i'll never take an arrow in the knee...
DemonFoxDeity 2 months ago
@Dynoste Please.. make a video of that..
WishyLH 2 months ago in playlist Arrows in the Knee
Is there a way to equip an item directly from the ground? If yes, is it PC only, or can you do it on console also?
andybirger 2 months ago
@Dynoste
His name is something _____ Once-Honored.
th3warr1or 2 months ago
I used to be a comedian, but then I took a joke too far...
fenixfreeze 2 months ago 3
I do hope you make at least a couple more vids to top off the series. Classic!! Best knee is a good defense, am I right?...lmao
crazyworld54321 2 months ago
@Dynoste he's in Windhelm, i think his name is ''something Once-Honored''
Musikkingofthecookie 2 months ago
Genius! 10/10!
SnazzyEchoman 2 months ago
Curved Swords > »»───knee───►
PIEgunz 2 months ago
Wow this is a really well done series. I hope you continue this man funny stuff.
UnAmericancookie 2 months ago
Someone should make a mod right... Where if you aim an arrow at a guards knee they run off screaming "Not againn!!!!"
VasOnTheSpot 2 months ago
Then he became a god
Omegaknuckles 2 months ago