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  • PLZ MAKE FOURTH ONE!!

  • there was this character in Windhelm that said, "I used to be a guard like them, then I took a sword to the chest." MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT THAT! Thumbs up if you agree.

  • best curved sword is a best defence am i right?

  • HERES A BETTER ONE i used to make an arrow in the nee joke but then i took a curved sword....curved....sword

  • mmmm now people gotter think on curved sword jokes now hmmmmmmmmmm.... heres my attempt even tho its gonner be lame... xD I USED TO WALK ON WATER then i took a curved sword Curved....sword......see how bad this was for a joke XD

  • i was a brave adventurer like u,til i took an arrow to the knee,WOOPS!WRONG EPISODE

  • "Best offense is a good curved sword, amirite?" lol

  • Don't try to start a meme, you won't succeed. BITCH.

  • HOW THE HELL DO YOU DO THAT

  • So freakin badass dude holy freaking shit

  • 03:06 Music name? plzzzzz

  • @Dynoste Please make another video like this. PLEASE

  • @Dynoste Please continue this. This is fantastic.

  • Can you actually kill Astrid then? I've never tried...

  • nice editing

    

  • lol the guard sleeps with his helmet 0:45

  • Alfred hitchcock lover here. :)

  • Wow.

  • that's it... I'm subscribing.

  • This serie is just great. I love you.

  • fucking hilarious, but needs more views!!! make a new one soon please :D

  • But if he killed the guys with the Curved Swords, why would he need them in the first place?

  • how are you playing as 2 characters

  • knee attack for 900x damage!!!

  • LOL, Love this video series !!!!

  • if i go to rorikstead can a find alikr warriors after i complete the quest and trick the woman into going to the stables?

  • With cuverd swords comes great responsability

  • oblivion music :D

  • I used to have lots of arrows, then i shot them at adventurers knees.

  • This Series was Vicious!!!

  • Hilarious with the dark brotherhood ! :D

  • that was actually pretty well done. (entire series)

    Kudos on obscure console commands.

  • 1:29 FINISH HIM

    

  • with the curved swords, nothing can stop him. not even his bad knee. bad.... knee.....

  • I used to be an adventurer like you until I took a curved sword to the knee

  • i used to play Skyrim but then i took an arrow in the Knee

  • What a terrible fate. :/

    But his adventures are finished here? Maybe not...

  • omg what game is this!

  • @TheEvilCats47243 lotr:war in the north

  • @TheEvilCats47243 skyrim

  • SEPH-I-ROTH!

  • oh yer and the kill bill reference

  • ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WIELD CURVED SWORDS, into mordor

  • @crazyjollywr ONE DOES SIMPLY NOT TRANSFORMS A SWEETROLL FROM A MUFFIN TO A CAKE WITH FROSTING ON into Romondor

  • @crazyjollywr 3:48 Daa naaaa naaa naa Gimmie some mo Busta Rhymes

  • aT 1:40 he has 2 swords and then at 1:45 he has 1

  • Thumb up for oblivion music!

  • @Shoran000

    no

  • what's the soundtrack at 1:16?

  • I double wield a scimitar and a nord hero sword... does that make me a heroic northern lawless beast?

  • how are you playing as 2 characters

  • frickin'_EPIC!!! XD

  • I, for no apparent reason now want a curved sword >:)

  • This is work to rival mans1ayer's gamer poop good job mate

  • What was the music at the end? xP

    Not the killbill one, i mean the creepy one.

  • that guard must have got a pretty buff knee to run or jog after a knee injury from an arrow.

  • well curved swords r pretty cool :P

  • lool!!! once i hit someones head of whit a mace xD

  • i ment to say he use to be a guard like you until he got curved swords he use to be alive until he took a dragonborn fus ro dah to the ear

  • he use to be a guard like you until he took a dragonborns fus ro da to the ear what a ironic ending:d

  • You are kind of a legend. I love your trilogy. :P

  • how did you get two player?

  • @darkdogsticky FAIL, he didn't, he used armor you can find in the game and went to places guards go and such and the ones with special armor, he killed em, took their armor, then when he was the guard, he slashed at one of em behind the scenes to get em angry at him

  • Money, girls, and weed?

    NEVAR

    Sweetrolls, Curved swords, and arrows to knees?

    FOREVAR

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  • 1:21

    It looks like he managed to take at least one arrow to the chest. Apparently, that's not capable of stopping him. His knee is much more valuable.

  • Who needs good armor...

    WHEN YOU GOT CURVED SWORDS!

  • 0 /II\

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  • MOAAAR

  • "i used to be a guard like you, then i took a curved sword.curved.sword." wtf?

  • hahaha

    

  • Please continue making these! They are hilarious!

  • did he say ''best mead, is a good defence, am i right?'' :D

  • @StubbaH "Best knee is a good defense, am I right?" hahahaa

  • @xxSTEELxxRAINxx haha that's even better!

  • @xxSTEELxxRAINxx yes and best offence is a knee to the groin

  • i spelt it wrong.

    

  • MOAR

  • Now make a forth one :D Cuz you rock in making arrow in the knee parodies. Rock on dude :D

  • lol! more please!!! :D

  • BEST ARROW IN THE KNEE STORY EVAR!!

  • More please!! xD

  • Ohh COUSIN! you took a Curved Sword in the chest uh?!

  • I laughed my ass off hahaha

  • I love you, you're amazingly good at this. Very creative! <3

  • More? PLEASE!?!?!?!?!

  • This guys videos are frickin hilarious XD really good timing of music!

  • "best offense is a good curved sword, am i right?" LMFAO thats a nice twist

  • Curved. Swords.

  • great films , you put them together really well , you deserve a sub my dude

  • make more videos man. these are fucking hilarious

  • I used to take an arrow in the knee, until I took a curved sword. curved. sword. to the chest.

  • This video is Death note taking place in skyrim with one winged angel in the background.

    Srsly.

  • 0:01

  • lolwut you killed astrid o.O

  • I seriously love watching these, makes me laugh to no end! Well done, liked and faved!

  • thumbs up for the Frozen Progression dot

  • Ya know, you should make a soap opera!

  • I LOVE THIS GUY

  • I Used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee, but let me guess your here because someone stole your sweet roll, well I'll get it for you if you get me some mead,

    I'd be alot warmer and alot happier with a belly full of mead.

  • "Cuft sohds.. Cuuufft.. sooohds.."

  • KEEP THIS UP.

  • Hope u quick saved before that masacre

  • 4 people don't have curved swords, their sweetrolls were stolen, and they took an arrow in the knee...

  • lol. amazing!

  • i used to be an adventurer like you but then i found a curved sword.......

  • how did you film the part with the curved sword guy fighting the guy in glass armor??

  • @chengda85 If you find out please tell me I'm guessing some command on the PC but i don't know.

  • this was hilarious! :D

  • Best offense is a good curved sword , Am i right?

    Best knee is the good defense, Am i right?

    lol xD

  • Is that Oblivion fighting music I hear? Oh hell yes.

  • lmao, waiting for the next one

  • The Elder Scroll VI : The Arrow and The Sweetroll

  • @papupipope123 Edit: The Elder Scrolls VI: The Arrow, The Sweetroll, and The Curved sword...... a couple months later law suit from the the company that made narnia

  • @Nearazeroxx oh my... oh mymy...Narnia is a book... written by an author. Not by a company.

  • amazing made my day great job!

  • A+ Congrats!

  • Nice! 

  • more

    

  • this is the best arrow in the knee series ever! i cant stop laughing :D

    u guy is cool! i like ur caption <3

  • there was no 4:02

  • It all makes so much sense now.

  • Lawless beast, thats harsh im like that.

  • lol

  • Idea

    "I was a adventurer like you until i took FUS-RO-DAH in the knee"

  • Best arrow in the knee video ever!

  • I used to make awesome videos like this then i took a arrow to the knee....

  • This is the best Arrow to the knee film series i have ever Seen

    xD xD :D

  • WAIT a second ! how the heck did you manage to strap that NPC to the wall ???

    anyone ?

  • This guard will be the fucking "game legend", like... "Get out of here, STALKER", or "The cake is a lie", "Hail to the king, baby..."...

  • Anyone else notice at 3:10 it says "Knee attack for 900.0x damage!" LOL

  • you should make an episode about the guy who goes to the cloud district

  • Maybe I'm Dragonborn and I just don't know it yet!

  • one does not simply wield the curved sword, the curved sword wield you muahahahaha

  • If the guard were dragon born he could take an arrow to the face and be fine. What a n00b.

  • Im never going to use a curved sword again. ;_;

  • 03:06 WOOT KILL BILL!!!

  • IVARSTEAD IS TO THE WEST OF WHITERUN!!!! fail...

  • and how did u get the dead guys?? Ur so awesome :D

  • was this done on xbox? And how did u get the npcs or whatever??

  • Psycho!!!!

  • When curved swords are outlawed, only outlaws will have curved swords.

  • I just got to say this is the funniest video I've ever seen ever nice job :D

  • If he was able to kill the guy with wielding a curved sword, what does he need a curved sword for?

  • @VdubEXwhYZee Becasue they're CURVED SWORDS. CURVED. SWORDS.

  • i used to take arrows in the knee then i took an arrow to the ass

  • @Dynoste hold select or square i think(ps3)

  • Best offense is a good Curved Sword am I right?

  • i used to take arrows to the knee.... but then i bought mw3 now i take claymors to the knee

  • ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • the ending is AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

  • And only eating a stolen sweetroll could bring him sanity again.

  • @Dynoste Got me a little confused though, but great stuff. Have watched all videos 3 times, and never lack to enjoy them :)

  • @Dynoste Oh and I also realised that at 1:19, isn't that the guard's cousin, since he began to stand there at the end of 2nd video?

  • @Dynoste Oh, it looked so awesome :D Well, too bad.

  • i hope i'll never take an arrow in the knee...

  • @Dynoste Please.. make a video of that..

  • Is there a way to equip an item directly from the ground? If yes, is it PC only, or can you do it on console also?

  • @Dynoste

    His name is something _____ Once-Honored. 

  • I used to be a comedian, but then I took a joke too far...

  • I do hope you make at least a couple more vids to top off the series. Classic!! Best knee is a good defense, am I right?...lmao

  • @Dynoste he's in Windhelm, i think his name is ''something Once-Honored''

  • Genius! 10/10!

  • Curved Swords > »»───knee───►

  • Wow this is a really well done series. I hope you continue this man funny stuff.

  • Someone should make a mod right... Where if you aim an arrow at a guards knee they run off screaming "Not againn!!!!"

  • Then he became a god