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  • this movie was bad i seen it at the movies and didnt like it i even went rent it thinkin let me see it a second time i mite like it but i couldnt get threw the whole movie they shouldve did it more like da cartoon the only thing i like about this movie is da Bareness super sexy the movie was trash!!!!!!!

  • @00jtown Like the cartoon, why not like the comic books by Larry Hama? I know I haven't read much, but those comics should be used as the basis for a live-action "G.I. Joe" movie. They had REAL guns, REAL conflict, and REAL Character Development. I like "Rise of Cobra" and I'm looking forward to "Retaliation", but I would rather see some aspects of Hama's comics incorporated into these movies.

  • there was nothing wrong with the action or pace of the movie .... it's just that very, very little of it had anything to do with the concept or story of g-i-joe, LOL .. Its like making a superman movie only he fly's with a jet pack he is a news anchor he is from mars not krypton and lois lane is his sister !!!! LOL .. it would not be superman just like this was not g-i-joe. watch g-i-joe resolute (cartoon) on you tube ... great movie! its what the live action should have been like ..

  • @michaeldublg I did see "G.I. Joe:Resolute", I actually favorited the teaser clip (awesome). I didn't think the story was as appealing. Granted it was more realistic, but at some points it seemed to be banking in on "The Dark Knight". But that's my opinion.

  • DID THEY PAY TRIBUTE TO THE TOYS AND CARTOONS !!!?!?!?!?!?! UM ! NOOOOO !!!! THIS MOVIE WAS NOT ONLY HORRIBLE ! IT HAD VERY LITTLE TO DO WITH THE CONCEPT AND STORY OF G I JOE ... . THE STUDIO SHOULD SUE THE DIRECTOR FOR THERE LOSSES ..

  • @michaeldublg Um, Let's see the tributes:

    1. Life like hair and Kung-Fu grip in one scene.

    2. They say "Knowing is half the battle" 2 times.

    3. Heavy Duty says "Yo Joe".

    There will be a sequel in 2012.

  • @michaeldublg What losses?

  • @sfighter991 well, even though this movie labeled "Gi joe" managed to make some money, it did fall dismally short of its projected (capable) earnings. This movie failed to jump start an excitement or anticipation for the franchise or sequel that is unfortunately going to come out in 2012. As a "super dooper ninja force" movie, it did great !!! but as a gi joe movie it did horrible numbers, and that is the fault of the producers and writers. As a gi joe fan this movie offends me.

  • HEY ! WHATS WITH THIS MOVIE THAT HAS NAMES OF CHARACTERS IN IT FROM A CARTOON I GREW UP WATCHING CALLED G.I JOE ..... (SARCASM ) ...... GEEEZ DID THE WRITERS AND DIRECTOR EVEN BOTHER TO WATCH ONE, !! JUST ONE ! EPISODE OF G I JOE !!!! LOL ..... EVEN IF THIS MOVIE WAS NOT A G I JOE MOVIE AND IT WAS CALLED "SUPER DELTA NIJA FORCE ! IT WOULD STILL BE HORRIBLE !!! LOL THE ONLY THING THAT WAS G I JOE ABOUT THIS MOVIE WAS THE TITLE AND SNAKE EYES ! AND EVEN HE WAS ONLY 92% gi joe .... ugh !!!

  • my first impression was....CHANNING TATUM IS SO FREAKEN CUTE<3

  • lol i only watched this because christopher eccleston.. who plays the doctor in doctor who

  • this movie is so bad thumbs up if you agree

  • anyone else feel like they were watching Command and conquer the movie?

  • This happy ass idiot kid didn't talk to anyone over thirty that actually grew up with G.I. Joe. This movie took a giant crap on everything I loved in my childhood. That little boy from "Third Rock..." (that I always thought was a girl) as Cobra Commander? Why not a worthy adult like Val Kilmer? And the kid that plays Destro sounds like Scrooge McDuck. Is that the best that they could do? They made Ripcord into "Ripcolored". The little girl that played Scarlet sure must have made her daddy proud

  • Its insane! How could there be an action/war movie that is for kids? This movie is how!

  • i liked this movie. stop bushing. movies like this are meant for entertainment.\

    didn't know that oscar's son name was travis. had to say this.

  • wow that girls comment was so off1!"i liked snake eyes because i liek kno fu"

  • This movie was horrible.

  • @OZORxORON horrible ur face!

  • @OZORxORON Okay, how would you have made a "G.I. Joe" movie?

    Would you make it a fast paced action film or a war drama?

    Should the action be fast paced or should the action take its time and build it up?

    and finally..

    Who would cast in your "G.I. Joe" movie?

    I'm just sayin'.

  • @sfighter991 there was nothing wrong with the action or pace of the movie .... it's just that very, very little of it had anything to do with the concept or story of g-i-joe, LOL .. Its like making a superman movie only he fly's with a jet pack he is a news anchor he is from mars not krypton and lois lane is his sister !!!! LOL .. it would not be superman just like this was not g-i-joe. watch g-i-joe resolute (cartoon) on you tube ... great movie! its what the live action should have been ..

  • I was so happy to see the movie after i saw the trailer, and i was so disapointed when i realized it was sutch a trash

  • HAHA! According to this movie, ice can sink in water! =D

  • HAHA! According to this movei, ice can sink in water! =P

  • This movie was a verry BAD MOVIE! But alot of fun!

  • I saw this movie in the theater and it was really good.

    I bought a vintage "G.I. Joe" VHS Tape of the cartoon so I could get the source material and I was hooked. Can't wait for the sequel.

  • i loved this freaking movie! it kicked ass!

  • Oh hell no, Transformers is so much better!!!!!!!!!!

  • how mouch did the predusers pay reelzchannel to edit this video to leave out all the bad comments on the movie? xD

  • hey im the girl in the pink shorts and black shirt havin a bad hairday

  • i know da girl in da pink shorts n black shirt...

  • I'm having second thoughts of watching it on DVD looks like it sucks from that clip with the Hummer totally looks like a camera trick not C.G.I. one NERDO (hobo) said its better than Transformers WTF??? What cave is he from? totally was paid to say that.

  • Actualli Ali I think GIJOE ROC was much more fun to watch than T2, although Transformers 1 was much better but I think T2 didn't really add to the first film. MHO

  • This is a fantastic movie, I managed to watch it free in HD at: WATCHMOVIES4FREE (.) ORG

  • can anyone tell me if these idiots have ever said that the fans didn't enjoy a movie - they must collect the biggest tools in America and interview them; seriously who likes GI Joe or Land of the Lost?

  • i thought it was good tho tatum's acting was cheesy with extra cheese on it! ray park KICKD ass like always XD !

  • I think JGL is a great actor but they made cobra too much like darth vader. If they kept his doctor voice it would've been fine

  • how? his doctor voice was annoying and honestly made me want to leave besides they said the mask will change it's a prottype so yeah.

  • only problem i had with this movie was cobra commander, i mean couldn't they have chosen another actor? no offense but seriously i thought joe gordon levitt didn't fit the role.

  • i mean, don't get me wrong, he's a great actor but, as cobra commander? I seriously didn't see that coming, not to mention, like KoSav21 said, they made him too much like darth vader.

  • how? they had a smiular voice but only so he sound like a real brun victim.

  • in the toons his voice was changed to sound like as though he was talking like a snake. In the movie they just gave him a deep voice like darth vaders. Not that I blame the filmmakers for it, just saying yknow', kinda kills what cobra commander is supposed to be.

  • His old voice was annoying plus this has a different cobra commander he was in an explosion his voice is like a burn victims since he was in an explosion.I mean honestly you didn't watch the film your complainging when your not even paying attetion.

  • In the toons cobra wasn't a threat and was annoying in the movie they didn't give him a deep voice they gave him a burn victim's voice  his vocal corwds still haven't healed probally.Honestly he was blown up if you actually saw the movie you would know it changed the story up so you just prooved you didn't.

  • @bartman30012 i did see it, just that when the explosion happened he was in the bunker and shit, and yeah i know he got burned and all, but i'm saying whenever he had the mask on he had a deep voice that didn't sound like a burn victim, imo. Though i really wouldn't know how a real victim would sound like so yeah i do take back my comment.

  • His voice sounded like that because notice when he had his new test helmet on he sounded more like rex he knew the nanos weren't finsihed if his voice was sounded a little the same she might be set off.His neck hadn't healed most liekly as that docotr mask sounded as if he it was breathing so it must have been like a life support thing but when he no longer needed it he changed it i guess.I had a burned friend he sounded alot like cobra in this film.

  • @bartman30012 ah that makes a lot of sense, now i see why. In that case then, I take back what I said.

  • Two words "SINKING ICE"

  • the baroness look alot better here than in the cartoon

  • i cant resist masturbating when i see the hotttttttttt pic of the joe girls. emphasize the tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt­tttts

  • No, it's the best movie since movies were ever made.

  • I had mixed feelings about the movie. although I was open to a changed storyline and none of the famous gi joe outfits worn we are accustomed to, I thought there would be more continuity. I hope they take notice of this in the sequels. The cobra commander mask was horrible and i take it back. I want to see those outfits that make each Joe unique!! Forget the all black!!!

  • I liek the new outfits better. Or IDK as long as they don't make Cobra Commander look like a taliban, it'll all be fine.

  • Everyone is mad cause they don't agree wow you guys are 5.

  • O.O i disagree with all of u the movie was PWNSOME i loved it soooo much

  • Whats going on here?!!? Whats with these positive reviews!?

  • Better than transformers? Wow! That's a real accomplishment! What movie is worse than transformers?

  • dragonball evolution and street fighter

  • ahahaha agreeed!

  • transformers 2. lol.

  • wat the hell r these people talkin about

    g.i. joe sucked balls

  • Gross.

  • g i joe was just o k

  • This is the worst movie I have ever seen.. And it's sad because I grew up loving G.I.Joe... Don't get me wrong Snake Eyes was kinda fun to watch but dang was this movie bad

  • poor idiot

  • lol looks like sombody has not seen dragonball thats the worst movie ever made totaly fucked over the anime this movie not so bad

  • Everyone please stop bringing up transformers you all said it sucked so I guess everything beats it so just leave transformers alone.

  • dude. ray park was sick as snake eyes. i give him so much credit for doing his own stunts. they had to get pretty buff for the roles.

  • you suck idiot

  • G.I.Joe is the name of the group dick

  • i saw it yesterday it was great but i would say the only charters who were intersting were duke anna rex and black dude

  • Who got the role for sgt. Blackdude?

  • yeah this movie was great and better than transformers 2 and that black dude is snake eyes who is my favorite character of all

  • Lmfao i payed to see this movie 7 times in the movie theater x]. I LURVEEE IT

    Pretty baroness :P

  • g.i. joe n tf2 is a lesser of two evils. tf2 sucke same as gi joe. both had shitty acting over abundant cgi. and unnecessary lines. its sad to say the best actor in gi joe is snake eyes, the mute but his mask looked ready to give head

  • I'm shocked to find that people are debating on Transformers 2 and G. I. Joe, because both were good movies... WHAT!!! They both are shit! Waste of money! Hollywood yet again is throwing money into the fire of bullshit movies...

  • LinkBulletBill can eat a dick, this movie ruled. It's bullshit like the new Harry Potter which was a fucking waste of time and money. I actually wanted to kick someone's ass after watching the Harry Potter abomination.

  • I'm not gay, and I just don't want to eat some guys dick... This movie didn't rule! LOL!

    Go read a book... Learn logic!

  • Alright then. How's this. I read the AWSOME book of the AWSOME movie B4 I saw it.

  • There was over 30 people who gave negative feedback! But they didn't showed it here, because it would be wrong, but actually it would be quite right!

    People these days don't understand what a good movie is...

  • I watched GI JOE yesterday and it was GREAT. seriously it was worth the money.

  • yeah it was amzing and better than transformers 2 I completely love it

  • was bad transformers was actually good but it didnt suck

  • It was not better dan tRANSFORMERS

  • IMO It was MILLION Times BETTER than TF2

  • i dont think so

  • i said IMO(In My Opinion).

    I mean, this movie, had great action, great special effects, they had good character development for a summer blockbuster, hell even a pretty decent story. The acting was fine much better than shia or meagan in TF2. there were some cheezy stuff, but it never got in the way of the movie. I enjoyed watching te cartoons back in the day, and they did a pretty good job with this movie, and i was more happy with it than TF2. All that movie has was just Action throughout.

  • TF2 sucked ass so I'm guessing this won't be so bad. However, those weren't "fans".

  • Definitely. It's obvious they weren't fans. Let's be honest Cartoons, and toys these days aren't iconic characters. and obviously those kids weren't fans, they never grew up with TF, or Gi Joe. Man i miss the old days :*(

  • Almost everything nowadays is a mediocrity.

  • dude, you are soo right. Originality these days are dead..man i miss the 90s.

    Media in general sucks ass these days.

  • Media usually does that anyway.

  • This Movie was great, I think it was perfect.. Good Job making GIJOE!!!

  • bad movie

  • A PIECE OF SHIT MOVIE!

  • they probalby edit out all the bad coments cause they like keep asking the same ppl for there reviews and most of them r kids who dont know shit

  • you gotta say yeah; it looks kinda awesome

  • nice mohawk wise ass

  • nice hair tool

  • Another huge Hollywood piece of crap.

  • another huge youtuber piece of crab

  • G.I. WAS SO AWESOME... IVE WATCHED IT 3 TIMES and all my friends have gone to see it cuz I SAID THEY SHOULD DEF. see it... THEY LOVED IT AS WELL... I REALLY REALLY HOPE FOR A SEQUEL BARONESS WILL BE BACK and SHE WILL DELIVER HARD CORE

  • yeah this movie was amazing and I watch it 3 times as well, I think it was way better than transformers 2

  • no no no Transformers was better, bumblebee was qute with disco like dance music.

  • Agreed

  • lol GI Joe, not bad as a movie. what's next? Thunder Cats?

  • actually yes,

    ever since transformers holly wood wants to start making toy franchises movies.

    so there will be thunder cats, he-man

    and even a lego movie.

  • nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo were all gonna die

  • check out District 9 Joes

  • im checking district 9 out looks cool and this movie was amazing duke and snake eyes were badass YO JOE

  • Gotta love snake eyes!

  • this movie was awesome snake eyes and duke were badass in this movie and g.i. joe was definetly better than transformers 2 "YO JOE"

  • and transformers 1

  • the kids just love snake eyes, lol

    my favorite was the Baroness

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    ^ ^ ^ check that out...decent to pretty awesome copies of the full gi joe movie. bam!

  • Im dissapointed with this Fan review i was expeting them to ask more older fans and not young kids that havent been alive long enough to really know what G.I JOE is about ..but besides that the moive was great 10/10 go see it

  • yeah I am so mad with this fans review because they only asked little kids that don´t really know what G.I Joe is about but I think this movie was amazing and better than transformers 2 5/5

  • I'm guessing the people they ask didn't know jack about G.I.Joe because they didn't get a single thing right.

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  • ''YO JOE'' this movie was better than transformers 2 I completely love this movie I think it was the best action film of the summer

  • I agree vvith u very much better than transformers...

  • maybe in story but not in eye candy

  • and?

  • jus sayin its better in story but in action nd special effects Transformers owns, ok I was jus sayin

  • transformers, G.I. JOE BOTH THE MOVIES I WILL NOT SAY VERY GOOD BUT NOT BAD

  • i saw bothe movies at ther drive in! it was a grindhouse baby! two for the price of one!

  • I think people we agree this summer has been very good action season

  • the movie was really good. but in term of acting transformers does better

  • i want a spin off of snake eyes.

  • I second this motion...

  • Just watched it, great movie! Really looking forward for the second one! But I just can't decide which one is better, Transformers or G.I.Joe, I like them both!

  • gi joe was better than transformers 2, but not transformers 1

  • no lol my opinion transforemers 2 better than 1 gi joe beter than both

  • of course i heard of duke scarlet snakes! but i was also expecting to see the rest of the team! well i hope n the sequel they show more joes like flint lady j spirit n roadblock!

  • to each her/his own...it was good!!!!!

  • THE MOVIE was SICK!!!!!!!!

  • all of those people in the video are fucking MORONS!!! Any who thinks this movie was any good should be put on a train to a concentration camp and shoved in an oven

  • poor idiot

  • this movie was amazing in all aspects because not only the action scenes were great I think that the story line was really good as well and OH MY GOD snake eyes was even better in this movie than in the cartoons

  • suprising, rental?

  • i thought i was gonna show more joes n the movie, like the original ones, like stalker, sgt flash, rock n roll, n doc, instead we see joes that we never heard of before!

  • so you never heard of duke, scarlett, snake eyes, ripcord? lol.

  • I watched it yesterday and it was better than what I expected. I'm a GI JOE fan and figure collector. As soon as I left the theatre I went straight to Target and got me about 28 figures. That's how good the movie was. Can't wait for the second part. YO JOE!!!!

  • this movie was grate and I don't even like action movies

  • OK, GI Joe is now as real as war is purposful. Let's blow some shit up and make up some bad guys, or visa versa. One follows the other, whatever!

  • This movie was so awesome! Can't wait for the DVD release. Although that won't be for a while now so I may as as well.

  • How was marlon waynes in this movie?

  • Because he was????........ Stop HAteing

  • What are you trying to imply? The fact that he's black. That had nothing to do with what I asked. How is my question anything other than exactly what I asked. I only asked how was Marlon Waynes in the movie. That's it and nothing more. Geez man get a life. I'm black myself.

  • WTF!! nobody said anything about him being black so you need to get your facts right dumbass ...second im 15 i breakdance and sing so i do have a life an third you need to get a life and stop assuming people think your racist

  • so i havent watched the whole thing, only 40min on my break cause i work at Century as a matter of fact lol, but i thought the parts i saw were awesome!!! i cant wait to see the whole thing ^_^

  • the movie was great but I hate that in this first fans review they only asked little kids

  • soo.... if its an american cartoon they have american playing them.... but if its a japanese cartoon they STILL have americans playing it? but owell I WANNA WATCH GI JOE!!

  • I thought it was pretty good, the fx were a little cheesy, but it was good. I was expecting a PSA at the end and didn't get one... oh well. Cobra Commander was badass though.

  • the special effects looked too fake

  • Yes... C H E E S Y!!! Why didn´t they hire the same FX company that Michael Bay hired fot TF ROTF???????

  • Seen the movie & i loved it, especially the actors who performed fantastically, including Joseph Gordon-Levitt, who did brilliantly

  • I thought there was a lot of unecesary CGI but overal it was entertaining....but I really couln't take Marlon Wayne serriously.

  • i watched the movie and it was kick ass.

  • um... this is not good for little kids, there is blood, people stabbing eachother, and tons of violence and stuff. It was a great movie, but not for little kids...

  • Actually nowadays violence is no big deal and ive even met kids as young as seven being able to describe and recognise CGI.

    stabbing and death in movies is no big deal for kids as long as its not the main caracter

  • lol, but there were 3 year old next to me while seeing it

  • well yeah that might be abit young but he probably wont remember most of it

  • ya, but it must have been awful for him to watch it, even if he wont remmeber it in a year

  • lol everyone interviewed was hispanic

  • noticed they only asked kids and their parents. no teens

  • The biggest surprise of the summer. I really expected this to be total shit. I pretty much went to eat popcorn, but ended up loving this movie. Lots of well choreographed action, no stupid racial stereotypes (which was nice for an action flick), some smoking hot women, and a pretty solid story.

  • this movie was awesome !!!

  • loved this movie overall great had sum good action scenes!!!!<3

  • Just watched the movie last night

    Compared 2 Transformers,it was a clean fun 4 the family

    Some lines r cheesy but at least there's no profanities n racial slurs

    There's actually a plot n the action is well choreographed unlike the desert battle scene at the end of Transformers 2

    Cobra fans will rejoice at the portrayal of Baroness,Storm Shadow,Zartan n the Cobra Vipers but may be disappointed wit Destro n Cobra Commander

    I know because I am

  • im in complete agreement there, i really did enjoy every scene the barnoness, storm shadow and zartan were in even though they

    1 turned good

    2 died

    3 not enough screen time

    destro didnt leave much of an impression but i did like the commander...save the new mask, it kinder looks silly