Star Wars Featurette Kids

[BuddhaBassLine]

This is incredibly offensive to any adult audience. Not like this film has much of one seeing as most adults have some kind of taste. BAM!

[endplanets]

This was actually painful to watch. God Damn.

[RobMakeVideo]

He sounds like he's talking to 4 year olds.

[slaidification]

man, this narration is annoying.

[godihatethissite]

"Its not ALL fun! as long as George Lucas is around....."

[TruthBehindFiction]

I'm not the biggest star wars fan ever, but this is just wrong.

[krankerrrr]

This is offensive.

[krankerrrr]

This is fucking offensive.

[krankerrrr]

This is fucking offensive.

[pimpassassin]

this video is literally worse than Hitler

[IFistTHeInnocent]

@pimpassassin i don't think you understand what 'literally' means.

[Laegolas]

The voice and accent of the narrator remind me of RANDAL in the CLERKS movies. And he used to speak a lot about Star Wars in these...

[DBZfantic]

lol C3PO in spanish is 3PO. Anyone saw that in robot chicken?

[Spanishdog17]

Man this trailer is really stupid!

So anyone wanna help me milk my cat?

[EternalXSamurai]

Unite, in the power of friendship, Hyeh!

[lookslikeharry2]

Distruggeteli! Distruggeteli tutti!

[larllarfleton]

WTF. how about the other 95% of the film. you know? boring political dialogue and the not making sense aspect.

[jadespindotcom]

Hurry up Quite Gone jinx! You don't want to be late to your death!

[JasonAWMaidstone]

I enjoy all 6, but this trailer is horrible.

[nexahs1]

my reaction at 0:06

[krobi94]

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

[RockinSockinRobot211]

/watch?v=9gvqpFbRKtQ

the orginal star wars trailer didnt need some deuchbag narrator to get kids to watch!

[peanutcat10]

yoda is a jedi



[Kolbatsu]

I know this is the same video but I just had to dislike it. Don't know why. Probably because I want to save all of the world's children from the evils of this movie

[Richgasmic]

That is just...We all owe Jar Jar an apology.

[TFlynnVideo]

Only the dead know peace from this evil.

[commanderNikitikin]

Dude, we've SEEN the movie, this trailer paints it as something new, but we know what happens to everyone!

[thecpmonster]

im the biggest starwars nerd there is i know more than anyone lol totally quiz me...

[ValinKrai]

@thecpmonster What species created the Buzz droids and Droidekas/Destroyer Droids?

What is the Jedi Exile's real name?

Who choreagraphed the Lightsaber duels of the prequels?

What species is Plo Koon?

What type of Camera were the original movies filmed in?

[472Colin]

@ValinKrai Nemoidians created all the battle droids except for the Super Battle Droids. The Jedi Exile doesn't have a name because they were a character in a video game. Nick Gillard choreographed the prequel duels. Plo Koon is a Kel Dor. And I don't know what type of cameras were used to film the original trilogy.

[ValinKrai]

@472Colin @MutantHeadcrap

1) Colicoid's

2)Meetra Surik

3) Nick Gillard

4) Kel Dor

5) Panavision

[thecpmonster]

@ValinKrai danget i was gonna reply all that but meetra surik you sure? theres no confirmed name. ill prove my answers that i know them

the destroyers were made to resemble colicoids

no idea

mentioned everywhere easy

kel dor can only breathe on their planet

well yeah

your good

[thecpmonster]

@ValinKrai My turn

how many spikes did darth maul have on his head in episode 1?

Whos Akial?

whos passel argente?

and how many times did darth maul blink in epsode one

[ValinKrai]

@thecpmonster

1) I believe 13, though I am not sure.

2) No Idea

3) A member of the seperatist council, the small one I believe.

4) I am into lore, not insane movie trivia, no idea. It's not going to be his death blinks, is it?

As for the answer to mine, yes Colicoids make them, they are the manufacturer.

Meetra Surik was revealed as her name in the novel The Old Republic: Revan, though Revan's name he went by in the events of KotOR remains unconfirmed.

[thecpmonster]

@ValinKrai you got number 3 right, trust me i was asked how many times darth maul blinked before i was puzzled too im more into characters especially unknown characters and ones that are deep in the starwars unvirese

[MutantHeadcrab]

@ValinKrai 1. It doesn't matter because they were all stupid, came apart like cardboard, and posed no threat to the protagonists at any point.

2. Vader's TOP SECRET APPRENTICE who went around purging Jedi and helping the Rebellion gain traction only deserves a title: Shameful mockery of the OT.

3. Whoever it was should have been sacked.

4. What does it matter? Who cares what species a background character is?

5. You should ask what chair Lucas planted himself in for the prequels.

[VideoGameSte]

Lord Plinkett will not approve of this truly awful trailer.

[davincent98]

WHEN I go see this, I'm taking rifftrax with me

[DarthVulku]

Holy shit. I give up on Star Wars. Who ever the hell just made this trailer just stuck this franchise into its grave. Anyone else mourning with me?

[DarthStarscream1138]

@DarthVulku No. Only you. lol

[djf2564]

"It's a good thing we have Yoda and the Jedi keeping the Galaxy safe." Why should we care? It's not our Galaxy.

[DarthStarscream1138]

@djf2564 Becuase if they don't save it, Original Trilogy will be Non-Canon. Now that would fuck your life really quick won't it? lol

[djf2564]

@DarthStarscream1138 Indeed...

[waitingforbrain]

"Hurry up Qui-Gon! You don't want to be late for the Celebration!"

He gets cut i half by Darth Maul. Way to rub it in...

xD

[TheGeorgeLara]

@waitingforbrain no he doesnt... darth maul gets cut in half by obi wan kenobi.... darth maul stabs Qui gon jinn in the stomach. Jeeez!!! I'm such a nerd :D

[MONKEYJAW89]

@waitingforbrain He actually gets stabbed.

[KingPecan]

@waitingforbrain Nice spoiler bro. Some people haven't seen Star Wars: The Phantom Menace in 3D yet...

[ahcsas6]

@waitingforbrain he doesn't get cut in half, he's just stabbed, it's Maul who is cut in half... just sayin' ;)

[KajiMuse187]

@waitingforbrain Darth Maul gets cut in half by Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon gets stabbed by Darth Maul

[TheRealNeato]

HURRY UP QUI-GON! YOU DON'T WANT TO BE LATE TO YOUR FUNERAL!

[SgtZaqq]

da hell is that

[EliteCloneCorp]

crappy american narrator version

[MrBilliam837]

@EliteCloneCorp crappy english FACe....sorry i had to be immature

[supercars247]

is it just me or is that guy talking over the clip is really awkward...

[OhhBiscuits]

Why didn't LucasFilms hire people from YouTube to choreograph the saber fights, some of the lightsaber duel videos on here are amazing!

[RSNitsua]

@OhhBiscuits Because the Prequals where made before Youtube got really popular

[OhhBiscuits]

@RSNitsua Well I'm not talking about people from YouTube, that was an example. I mean, why we're the choreographers not all that great for the movies! You don't have to answer that question, it's rhetorical >.>

[RSNitsua]

@OhhBiscuits lol I see what you mean

[Xenu]

The Star Wars prequels suck more than anyone could have possibly imagined.

[Snow1482]

@Xenu Fuck you, Bitch :D!

[Xenu]

@Snow1482 Jar-Jar lover. I hope a gungan fucks you up the ass.

[Mcshipmaster]

@Xenu GTFO ! Now :)

[Xenu]

@Mcshipmaster The Star Wars prequels suck!!! Long live the original series!!!

[julianzolo]

@Xenu You are the ones who feel raped by Lucas,  not us

[ackbarfan13]

This is going to be so awesome! My dad tells me about what it was like to see star wars it the theatre. now I can tell my kids what it was like in 3D!

[maks1995maks]

I love StarWars

[maks1995maks]

3rd

[Bora4D]

The StarWars in normal is better.... STAR WARS 4 EVER!

[AnszooHD]

FIRST!