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  • you got kicked by that EVIL horse :3 hahaha :)

  • Kermit the Frog

  • Good thing he had kids BEFORE this video lol.also anyone that's retarded enough to walk behind a horse DESERVES to get kicked in the nuts.

  • No defense but every one knows that horses can kick why were standing behind especially when it's wild

  • never to OLD to learn a lesson...

  • And that people is why u don't stand behind a horse

  • XD idk if im the only one to think they all sound like kermit the frog...especially the poor guy....poor guy....sounds like kermit the frog and ballsmashed xDXDXDXDXDXDXD!!!!!!!!!

  • He tried rapping the horse that's what he gets

  • the dad must not be liked much all the mom can say is i told you not to be behind a horse and the daughter says oh right in the balls while they are watching him almost to his knees with no comfort at all.

  • XD that horse is like >:3 bam! hell yeaa.... thats what you get for sneakin up on me, i kicked your balls you gonna have to swallow to feel them drop again.

  • i used to ride horses..........then i took a evil hoof to the balls

  • I just watched this thing like 8 times an ive only just relised its on reply...

  • This was in the suggested videos and it cut off until I ran my mouse over it at "gets" I totally thought it would say my dad gets a bj from a horse. The still screened image was sketchy, all I can say. Why did I even run my mouse over it you ask? Human curiosity, I was wondering if I was in the weird part of YouTube.

  • that evil hooose

  • He can walk... He's fine :)

  • he wont be having anymore kids

  • Ooooooooooh ooooooooh

  • Im fine honey..rofl

  • brilliant

  • lol! the ladys like "pull your pants down and let me see!! " :P

  • Herpaderp let's walk right behind a feral horse and try to touch it. Best idea ever.

  • hows balll now able to work or not :)

  • why didnt the horse hit the woman? she doesnt shut the hell up..

  • i live near there

  • ooh ooh simon ooh ooooohhhh

  • you know he was pissing blood for a week! :D

  • and this is why #1 u dont go behind a horse and #2 near wild horses whether they look friendly or not.

  • good luck having children..

  • he lost his voice by the kick

  • XDDD

  • poor guy his pride is more hurt by beeing attacked by all those females hehe...

  • Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahhahahahhaha

  • hahaha knabbel en babbel

  • @pollypog she said "OHHHHH SIMON!!!!!"

  • ppffttt xD

  • they arent wild they have a brand

  • @TheTim9999 they are wild they are owned by the new forest and are branded so no one steals them but those horses are left to do their own thing thats what makes them wild

  • "PULL YOUR PANTS DOWN LET ME SEE!" hahahaha

  • eexxxample why you dont fuck with wild horses

  • OMG...is the horse okay?

  • jodete!!!

  • ewww the girl is like "let me see!" at the end

  • good on the horse! :L

  • First of all, those are ponies, dickhead, not horses. Secondly, there's no such thing as an "evil horse". Just stupid and idiotic humans. If he got kicked, than he deserved. And quite frankly, you do too.

  • @KnightOfDragonsFlame

    you are a moron. hope you get trampeled by a saintly horse.  the only good in here would be if the guy was an aminal loving freak.

  • would you laugh if your mother was impaled by a horse dick? OH YEAH WE SHOULD ONLY LAUGH WHEN MEN GET THEIR GENITALS HURT DONT WE. SUDDENLY ITS NOT FUNNY WHEN WOMEN GET THEIR CUNTS KICKED IN BY A HORSE. this world is full of double standards and fucking hypocrites.

  • non deve mai stare dietro un cavallo ,e pericoloso

  • the funniest part is that this kid posted this video - and even made it slo-mo!

  • dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd­ddddddddddddddddddddddddddddda­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn­nnnnnn i felt that shit what the fuck no good de good nutssssssssssssssss by a fucking horse kinck that peice of shit in its nuts

  • Omg I laughed so much sorry but this cracked me up espically the bit where the Mum shouts " I told you to never go behind a horse" a typical women thing to come out with lol x

  • that had to hurt

  • "hit by that evil horse" well obviously it's the dad's fault for (A trying to touch a wild horse (B creeping up behind the horse. He's just a big dumb

  • OUCH

  • He had come to the horse by side, where the horse had seen him. So the horse was suprised and thought he would be an enemie. ^^

  • hmmm touching a "wild horse " on the but..... incredibly smart

  • he got hit by a evil horse? lol

  • 0:45 hahahaha lolz oooooohhhh slow mo

  • Send this to raywilliamjohnson I wanna see him review it!

  • @darklightningitachi

    Yeah, Raywilliamjohnson loves stories about the "balls" :DD

  • @darklightningitachi send the horse to raywilliamjohnson instead. i wanna see it kick him in the balls.

  • holy shit the mom said pull your pants down and let me see lol

  • lmao

    

  •  ROADHOUSE!!!!!!!!!

  • he´s got balls of steel!

  • DONT U KNOW U HAVE TO LET THE HORSE KNOW UR BEHIND IT!!!!!! HAVE YOUR HAND ON ITS BACK!

  • in Soviet Russia you Kick Horse. Then prepare it for Dinner' WHERE IS MY VODDKKAA??..

  • I wish it was a panda

  • and THAT ladies and gentlemen is why you dont stand behind horses

  • get away frum my ass u filthy beastiality pervert kick and down gos the rapist

  • The mom is like

    Pull your pants down and let me see

  • Did the person recording honestly say "let me see" to the guy who got kicked? :L

  • lol u just laugh

    

  • Aaaaaaaaaaaand, KICK IT!!! :D

  • haha new forest is near me :)

  • love it

    never laughed so much. the whole thing is soooooo funny

    thanks sooo much

  • you deserved that mate!

  • stupid brits

  • lol @delightarcadeanne you just made my day! lol ;)

  • That guy was LUCKY that that horse was being gentle. If he was really trying, that guy would be coughing up his nuts and screaming in high soprano.

  • ...... i think i herd a nut pop...

  • 57:00 it looks like they're all running over to see a guy pooping xD

  • lmao howd that feel

  • lol ;) and i thought i was bad enough getting chased by six new forest ponies. stupid americans cant come here and think they can run about....i love england ^_^

  • @Guiyneshianangel i can come to england and run about i can even frolic on top of water O WAT NOW and i can copy ur very awesome accents burnn :)

  • WILD HORSE appeared

    DAD used mean look, it's not very effective.

    WILD HORSE used low kick, it's super effective!

    DAD fainted

  • Now he can't have kids anymore

  • you da dont have balls man....if did have...........:))) sorry my english

  • hahahaha

    

  • right in the english tea-bags!!!!!! LOL

  • Uhhhh... My stones! My stones!

  • Why isn't it titled, "My dad gets kicked in the balls by a wild horse"?

  • holy crap! thankfully he had a kid before that kick there. cuz his balls got f'd up there

  • thats why you dont try to scratch a horse's balls TuRd !

  • The horse isn't evil when you stand behind a wild horse I wouldn't be surprised when it kicks you!!

  • @animallover12698 I didn't know horses (or cows) kicked backwards like that. I'm a city girl.

  • Damn champ..lol

  • im fine, i just got kicked in the balls by a horse, no im fine

  • shame it didn't kill him, don't touch the wild horses you halfwit

  • Your not supposed to touch the horses in the new forest?... rules are there for a REASON.

  • simon oooooo simon ooo

  • lucky he aint dead XD

  • wait this was acctully planned how were you just filming while this happend?

  • good! moron you dont go behind a horse you do not know, hope to god he cant reproduce

  • the lady wanted to see his nuts... check on them

  • Bet he was pleased that it was replayed so many times, poor old nuts... he probably still needs them

  • this cameraman has a sixth sense for when internet gold is about to occur. am i the only who saw that reaction time?

  • press 2 for omg right in the bawls!

  • fuck the pain horseass

  • sorry to say but you call ur self a good child right ?so sad

  • the horse isn't evil it likes it space, bloody respect the Newforest horses and they will respect you. simple end of story.

  • Who new they had trees and horses in the UK !!

  • his balls are omlettes now and he says he's fine... idiot -.-

  • I love it how his wife keeps sayin', "Oooh, right in the balls! Right in the balls!"

  • i heard his nuts explode!

  • Press 6 to hear a wolf

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  • Simon says: Kick my balls

  • the horse isnt eliv. not the horses fault ur dad was being stupid and doesnt know anything about horses

    oh and fyi. u can go behind horses stupid!

  • @hunter3824 Yup.

  • dude that made so sense yea im a girl lol

  • @Beccie1011 WHAT Y THE FUCK WOULDNT HE BE OK HIS FUCKING HEAD WONT EXPLODE

  • Great... he was already probably used to getting from his wife every now and then.

  • This is outrageous. Leave the wild horses alone. If you want to mess with a horse go to your local stable and take riding lessons where you will learn to understand them and be safe around them.

  • @Equestrian08 R U FUCKING SERIOUS!

  • was es für dumme menschen gibt.

  • i got here from 1. monkey laughs after checking dogs penis

    2. naughty chimp pushes baby into water

    3. baby elephant sneezes and scares himself

    4. TORTOISE BITES DOG IN BALLS

    5. dog bites sleeping guy in nuts

  • This viedo is fake :\ If he was kicked in the balls by a horse he 1 would be crying 2nd be on the floor and 3rd he would be in the hospital.

    Ive been kicked in the balls by a little girl and it almost made me cry. If you get kicked by a horse anywhere on your body it is fatal. So if it was really in the balls he would be crying like a newborn baby

  • @chrismanlol00 no he wouldnt 2nd no he wouldnt 3 that depens how hard the horse kicked and if u were crying by getting kicked in the balls then....wow

  • @chrismanlol00 trololololol

  • "ooooooo right in the ball are you ok?"

  • No more kids !!

  • ROFLMAO!!!!! You fuckin SLOW MOED this vid of your DAD getting kicked in the BALLS by a horse?? LOL!!! Thats classic!!! Poor guy! )Prolly cant have any more kids)

  • hahahahahhahahahahahahhahaaaaa­aa THATS WHAT YU GET! DONT STAND BEHIND A HORSE !! PRACTICALLY EVERYONE KNOWS THT omg the fast play is so funny! xD and dude yur mom is funny

  • @quadcick1543 HIS MOM SUCKS AND U R A GIRL

  • U JUS GOT KICKED IN YO BALLS!!!!!!

  • thats whet u get freak

  • the horse is not evil he shouldnt of been standing behind the horse

  • Balls of Steal

  • I am sorry to laugh at your dads expense but when you started playing with the films speed....that was bloody hilarious!

    ...Hope your dad is OK.

    ...Thanks for the video.

  • @toogawn OMFG Y WOULDNT HE BE OK ALL GIRLS SAY THAT HIS FUCKING HEAD WONT EXPLODE

  • this is what not to do around a horse........

  • The horse is evil?!?!! Are you serious??!! That was just a warning buck...just wanted to be left alone! People are the only "animals" capable of evil....  Typical...HE screws up, so you blame the horse. Brilliant!

  • haha idiot !!xD

  • guy:pretty horse

    horse:wtf u talking bout?

    -guy gets ready to rape horse-

    horse:GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY ASSHOLE!!!!

    -kicks in crotch-

    horse:pretty horse my ass!!

  • @mikeymullet666 hahahaha! they are like that! x haha

  • Ouch, no more chance at getting new brothers or sisters for the uploader it seems.

  • That guy was lucky,the horse only half kicked him,if it would have been a f ull extension,that old dude would be laying over in the bushes on the other side of the road

  • ow me goed youe got picked by thet eval horsy

  • OVERKILL!!!!!!!!!

  • Roadhouse

  • ROADHOUSE!

  • You could always go behind a horse as long as you look at the horse to see if its ok with it or not, and thats what ppl never do and then different accidents like this happen..

  • "ARE YOU OK" O_O "yea im ok" -_-

  • You sir are a moron!

  • hahaha dont scare a horse....did i tell u they kick?

  • Don't walk up to a horse's but dummy. And these are basically wild horses at that. What a doofus.

  • Must be a farmer he's got a couple of achers anyway.

  • Hahaha what a bitch

  • mate! No More Brothers & Sisters for you....

  • The horse not evil! I think same! What the hell is he doing! Never disturb a horse eating, and don't stand behind a wild horse, when it's eating!

  • since im a cowboy i would jump up and ride that horse !

  • no more babies ahaha

  • no more brothers or sisters for you

  • Ooooo, ooooo, oooooo HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • they are so cute

  • they are new forest ponies

  • Bet he won't startle another horse in his life.

  • lol did any1 else notice that @0:24 the lady says "pull your pants off lemme see" lmao!

  • Falcon Nut-Kick!

  • eh, he probably deserved it

  • balls o'steel

  • HHRRhrhrhr A'HM A HOARRSS!!

  • no way! just a graze from a human being is horrible! the horse had to have missed! in reality that should have knocked out the old dude! lucky miss! still made me flinch!

  • Gosh. Maybe the woman who said the horse is evil SHE IS SO RUDE!

  • Stupid man

  • there's No evil horse in this video , just one dumbass person.