Added: 1 year ago
From: XCVii007r1
Views: 86,709
Sort by time | Sort by thread (beta)

Link to this comment:

Share to:

All Comments (195)

Sign In or Sign Up now to post a comment!
  • I took Aveline and she was all 'I think I just threw up a bit in my mouth'...I love the A+I banter :)

  • howd you get that armor?

  • they made zevran and alistair ugly in this one T^T

  • @mezzki1 I miss the old Anders! In origins he was sarcastic, funny and awesome! But in this one he is like an Emo.

  • It's actually funnier with Anders and Varric in the party...

  • wich quest was this one?

  • But what if I romanced Zevran?

    I'm gonna get jealous if he walks off like that. 

  • @dogdemon62 He WILL walk away like this -.-''

  • Zevran was ownage in Origins x)

  • im glad i slaughtered zevran

  • @SirArkar yea me too. fck this cunt.

  • (Spoiler) what kind of girlfriend is she ment to be if she walks of with other men like that

  • These two should have a child together. A daughter would be more fun.

  • if you imported your saved game and you killed zevran do u still get this scene?

    Anyway if i was hawke and isabella was in my party this scene wouldn't happen, zevran would get his ass kicked for trying to make a move on my girl.

  • @56evilbat You're not supposed to but there's a glitch that causes him to appear sometimes. I don't know exactly how common it is for everybody though.

  • WATCH OUT, BALTHEIR GREW POINTY EARS!!!

  • "That's it? What about sex?" hahaha well said 

  • I killed Zevran back in Dragon Age: Origins and i imported my saved games to Dragon Age II. Now I wished I hadn't done that

  • Haha the others are like:

    Hawke: >.>

    Fenris: -.-

    Merrill: O.o

  • I killed zevran in Origins

  • @MusicMonster1999 Funny thing is, if you don't romance Fenris then he and Isabelle start having casual sex in Act 3. He and Isabelle talk about it. :P

  • XCVii007r1 where did you get that staff for merril? i really want one like that but i cant finnd any anywhere, please tell me

  • @brookeygirl12310 dont know if you had an answer yet, you can buy that staff in act 3 at the Lowtown market store that sells all the mage robes, called 'corrupt acolytes staff' i believe

  • @FFS666DUTTON thank you! i just got it, i love those staffs ;D

  • The graphics are annoying, a little cartoony, and holy shit Zevran! Hows he there?DAO was way better, but DA2 is still great

  • morrigan still pwn all girls in DA history lol

  • Can you imagine having Zevran and Isabela in the same party? No one would get a word in edgewise and the game would be x-rated. And also the funniest thing in the history of ever.

  • how'd Merril get that armor?

  • @SkinWalker0716 romance her

  • I LOVE FENRIS!

    <3

  • @MusicMonster1999 so you're saying, she's the type that tries anything once? :P hehehe.

  • I see you romanced Merril, I've actually never tried that yet. yes, it was noticeable in this clip :D

  • WHY?!?!?!?

  • Am I the only one who did a threesome with Isabela and Zevran?

  • @Zockanumber1 no :D I think I do it every time :P I usually play female hawke :)

  • @thepunisher4356 well they could have added something cus there was this huge finish in the first one with morrigan and then they start with the promising flemeth beginning and then....nothing...that shit pissed me off...they needed more story cus that killed me inside

  • You know, Zevran was raised in a brothel. So I'm guessing part of a "different" guild...

  • Fuck this game...I mean I loved it and still do but everyone from DAO except for Isabella has a ruined face...and they recycled maps (terrible thing to do to such a great rpg) and they did a cliffhanger ending...and there is no secret stories or any good secret gear and there was really almost no impact for importing old character

  • @goatofthenight I thought they did a pretty good job of preserving nathaniel's face....other than that though, you're right =/

  • @goatofthenight something tells me that the decisions in this game and the last are going to be important for something in the future, something I feel flemeth and morrigan hinted to in DAO. But time shall tell.

  • At least we know  where all sti's orginate from in thedas

  • zevran's hotness just DIED. why.

  • whaaaaaaat the faaaark did they do to his face?!!!

  • O... Ya.... I killed him in Origins. :T

  • Ahahahahah! "What about sex?"

  • Looks like the left cheek of an unwashed ass.

  • no fenris, he was a guild of ASSassins

  • O_o you know I'd need to play the first Dragon Age a couple more times but.. the first play through Zevran double crossed me and.. I didn't want that but he fought me anyways and died, hooooooow did you make him live?

  • @Leylaashley

    if you get his approval warm (26+) he will decide to stay with you instead of going back to the crow. Getting his approval up is pretty easy, just sympatize with him,

  • alright..a show of hands >__>

    who prefers orgins graphics over dragonage2?

  • @DarkeningKairi

    nobody.

  • @DarkeningKairi everybody

  • @DarkeningKairi I don't know, Fenris is SUPER hot, and I wouldn't change anything if I could keep his darling green eyes. xD

  • @DarkeningKairi some things like elfs but i like the rest better

  • Where do the find these characters?In some whorehouse in Seattle?

  • I understand that Zev is supposed to turn it down if you import a Warden that romanced him. But he's always up for sex on mine.

    I totally expected this encounter to be like a reverse role one of the Isabela encounter in DAO, only this time it would be Zevran inviting your entire party to have sex with him. Too bad, I would seriously have invited Isabela, Fenris and Anders.

  • @LostOddity

    Poor Zevran gets so much love from David Gaider, but then someone else on the damn dev team always bungles the dialogue flags up. *sigh* He has a lot of bugged dialogue in Origins, too. ;_; There's mods to fix it on PC, but if you play console, you have to settle for looking up the repaired dialogue scenes on Youtube and just imagining it's your Warden.

  • @EccentricSage That's exactly what I've been doing, since I have a console version. DA2 is so buggy, I'm hoping they release a patch soon to fix the problems.

    There's so much from Zevran (in Origins) that I didn't see until I looked stuff up on youtube because of bugs. It's so annoying. But it makes me glad that people are kind enough to upload stuff to youtube :)

  • Damn Isabela...she's seen more dicks than a phone book LOL

  • @ferdi887 Ahem... she's seen more dicks than Chatroulette :)

  • whoa, nice outfit on Merrill. is that a mod?

  • @Aison666 That becomes Merrill's alternate outfit when you romance her in Act II.

  • howd you get your merill to look like that?...

  • @burningcynders You have to romance her I think

  • I romanced Isabella but I knew she couldn't resist our favorite Antivan. So I went "hey if you get to have fun I should too" and thus I had a threesome with em. Ours was a healthy relationship.

  • @DudeL26710 Wait, that's seriously an option?

  • @sugarandspice4815 Yes, you may join Isabella and Zevran in their fun.

  • Waaiiit wait WAIT.

    What if you romanced him in Origins?! Does Zevran still whore himself out!?

    FFFFFFFFFF-

    

  • @WhiteRoseNamine if you romance him in origins, he doesn't whore himself out, he stays loyal to the warden

  • Zevran and Isabela. Working together to put the ass back in assassin.

  • LOL i had a TRIO with them in my playthrough

  • hawkes can join the both of them for a threesome

  • isabela.......probably the sluttiest chick in the gaming history

  • @BobbyTLP Sluttiest, yet the most funniest person I've ever seen. She made me 50% gayer.

  • @BobbyTLP sluts are fun.

  • @BobbyTLP Leisure Suit Larry Probably Takes that Place he does anything for sex.

  • @BobbyTLP Um Zevran is equally slutty, if not, more so.

  • @BobbyTLP i made trio with them o.o

  • How do you meet Zevran again?

  • shit Zevran... i romanced him with my main character...

  • Maker's Breath! What did they do to your face, Zev?

  • @Warrior536 They just had him with in with the look that seemed to be common for elves in this game... Really weird noses.

  • @Warrior536 Yeah I was disappointed w/ his new look as well. It was horrible!

  • @Warrior536 Lets say it involved a prank shale and a bird and leave it at that :p

  • @Warrior536 They made him look like an elf... just like the rest of the elves. He does look really weird from some angles/in some light but ok in others. I think they might have rushed working on his face or something and it didn't quite work how they thought it would. And if all else fails just remember that it's Varric telling the story. He might have said he looked funny or something.

  • @Warrior536 less gayer.

  • @Warrior536 Inorite.

  • Fenris' sarcasm was right on point!

  • The way she speaks to her, he obviously loves her. But respects their combined whoring about enough to not ask for anything but some bow chicka bowwow.

  • I found it amusing that I was romancing her on my playthorugh and she asks him that still.

  • Isabela: are you leaving? what about sex?"

    Me: wow... really... that girl needs a chastity belt... ASAP! still you have to wonder if she has anything. lol oh yea anders healed it.. *shudders*

  • OMG Zevran sighting?!!!

  • I just went through this scene except I got to have a threesome EPIC WIN!

    If only I got to to hook up with Leliana...back to Origins...again!

  • HOW DO U MEET HER AND GET THAT ARMOR??

  • @Arcink You do a mission for an Antivan looking for a "dangerous" assassin in Act III.

  • so...what the hell happens if I'm romancing isabela? she has no problem fucking him in front of me? don't I have a say in it???!

  • @FrozenDreamfall You can have a 3 way. i was shocked.

  • @Insertajokehere reaaaaally...well,that option sure didn't show itself to me...so like 15 hours spent on the game so far and about 6 to romance her for this? fuck that I'm with merril...

  • Does this happen if you romance Isabela?

  • @Jackal2099 then you get the choice to join em^^

  • ...So basically, Zevran makes you squash any other romance you happen to be having with other party members so that he can be with you in Origins, then fucks Isabela when the Warden isn't around to throw that convenient fact in his face.

    YOU DIRTY, ROTTEN ANTIVAN WHORE! I'M LEAVING YOU FOR LELIANA NEXT TIME I PLAY THROUGH ORIGINS.

    ...But I'm keeping the earring!

  • @HuesOfHazel well, you never know. If you transport a playthrough that has you romancing Zevran in Origins, it may not happen like this. There are so many things that affect this game by the choices you make in Origins as well as 2.

  • @HuesOfHazel if you romanced him in Origins he will turn Isabella down because he is committed (if Warden lives) or mourning (if Warden died).

  • waaait whaaaaaat... how did merril get that armor?

  • @easynaming Merril gets it if you romance her and moves in with you

  • shameful.

  • lol i remeber this part i think i had sex with isabella and zevran together in this part....o god what have i done....

  • C'mon Isabela, I dueled an Arishok for you.:(

  • While Isabela is a cool character. Was quite a turn off to see her willing to have sex with Zevran right in front of the Warden's face, even after you romance her...

    Makes me miss Leiliana or Morrigan a bit -.-

  • Somehow it makes me sad that he is/was so quick to forget the Warden (little fangirling here)...

  • Isabella is such a slut.

  • @TheTrueScource So is Zevran.

  • I flipped a shit when I heard the phrase 'Elven Assassin' I freaking love Zevran

  • OMG... Isabella is such a dirty skank.

  • where did you get that armor for merril

  • @lushikichiariCHAN

    1.I romancet merrill.

    2.And after merrill part of the miror quet i don't give part of the miror then I fink merrill robe changed.

  • I killed him in DOA :D

  • @scirmiz Mee too. I killed him after the landsmeet. On the second playtrough I killed him at the first chance I had. Motherfucking traitor.

  • She really doe fuck anything that moves, are the Silent Hill games the only ones that don't treat female characters like complete whores or make them look like whores?

    that just throws away any sex appeal she would have out the window and Zeveron: rape eyes

  • @TheOnlySonicFan Agreed on Silent Hill. I would like to cite The Boss from MGS3, too.

  • Fuckin Zevran.

  • Zevran! *___* OMG, I didn't expect that...

    Just one thing... how can you get this encoounter? Suppose yoou have to drag Bela everywhere with you, huh?

  • @Nanamichanify

    In Arc 3, if you go into the Brothel in the Red Lantern district, a man will hire you to hunt down and kill Zevran. When you meet him, he'll chat to you and you can make your descision. If you let him go, he might come and help you fight the final boss.

  • What mission is this, that way I can bring Izzie along?

  • @Leomerya12 The mission is called A Murder of Crows or something similar to that. It's in act 3. You get it by talking to some guy named Nuncio in Hightown during the day, outside The Blooming Rose. :)

  • Zev definitely looked better in DAO..

  • omg... so..... basically, you meet zevran here.... and im guessing this is after 6 years in the game, no? soooo.... basically.... if i romanced zevran in DAO and i let him come here, he has sex wit Isabella.... and basically cheats on me??...WTF???!!! THE LIL PERVERTED ELF!!! I'M RIPPIN IT OFF AND FEEDING IT TO THE ARCHDEMON!!!

  • @TalkBoutCoraline Knowing Zevran's character, are you -really- that surprised?

  • thumbs up if u would bone isabella with all postions possible

  • WHY BIOWAR WHY! My Zevran what they ahve done to you O.O?

  • Lol I was like wait what!? Zevran is in DA2?? I didn't meet him.. Oh wait I used my backstory and I kill him every time in origins sooo that's probably why...

  • i think it was more funny when you had a threesome with him again hehe

  • i killed Zevran in DA:O ???

  • #Spoilers!#/ Zev also aids you in the final battle and you may also even meet Alistair. I suggest bringing Anders and Isabella when meeting Alistair

  • I love how shes like, "What about sex?" as if it were mandatory every time they meet, lol.

  • does she do this even if shes youre girlfriend?

  • @Bullet360312360 It takes her a long time to warm up to the idea of being your "girlfriend" but if you're in a romance with her you get an option to either join in, tell her to have fun or tell her you don't want her to do this. If you tell her not to she says there had better be sex later to make up for this.

  • @ExplosiveSheep

    thanks for the answer^^

  • ...Fenris disagrees on 'Zevran' as a whole...

    BECAUSE HES THE ONLY SEXY ELF IN THE VILLAGE!

  • Haha. When I got this Isabella was my girlfriend. I made my Hawke allow it under the condition that he would join them

  • too bad i killed zev in origins :O

    and so i proceed on killing fenris in DA2

    its a custom 

  • I wonder what would happen if the warden romanced zevan in origins does he turn down isabela?

  • I woner what would happen if the warden romanced zevan in origins does he turn down isabela?

  • @HMgirl2292 no ;;/// he still fucked her ;/

  • @Kermi That bastard! that love letter in awakening was a lie!!!!!! :(((

  • how did you get him?

  • Comment removed

  • How did you get the cool armor for merrill ?

  • You guys remember Zevran talking about some rich mans mistress he bedded? It was isabella she talks about him!

  • I cant stand this!!!

    Zevran Betrayed my hero of fereldan! they made a beutiful cple together

    And he is ugllier on destiny u.u

  • @aleexx42 I knoooow! :( It's so sad that he doesn't mention the Warden even if they were dating.

  • @aleexx42 Exactly!!! Why did he do this T.T? I am soo disapointed with this part of game ech... I assumed that he would mention something about his love :/

  • @Kermi HE DOESNT EQUATE LOVE WITH SEX!!!!!!!!! Did you pay attention o his character?

  • @murdermonkey but still, would he fuck isabela if he was in love

  • Now those two..... man they can't hold eachother when they meet....

    ''What about sex ? '' Isabela is soo subtle about things... it makes me tear up :P

  • Ahh Zevran!

    There is no other Elf in the world that has bisexual tendencies, a constant need for sex and inter-species relationships, a soothing Zorro-like voice, 2 big swords that float in his back and a face full of random blood...

    Besides Legolas, because he has a bow instead of floating daggers :P

  • what armor is merrill wearing at the end? is that an upgrade?

  • @elmerfudd930 I'm pretty sure that is the armor she gets when she moves in with hawke (if you are romancing her)

  • OHH YOU SON OF THE BIT*H !!! I wil kill Zevran everi time in dragon age 1 :DD

  • ZEVERAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • oh my fucking god SANDAL AND ZEVRAN ARE BOTH IN DA2!!!! W00T!!!

  • @Karyuuful AND SO IS LELIANA!!!!

  • @Karyuuful sandal scares me :x i come across a bunch of bodies every time i see him all around him

  • @Karyuuful Sandal, Zevran, Isabela, Bodahn, Alistair, Leliana, Anders, Merril, Justice (sort of) and some other minor characters

  • @Karyuuful and leilanna and alistair :)

  • @Karyuuful ENCHANTMENT!!!!!!! 8D

  • @Karyuuful Allistairs drunk in the hanged man too if you exiled him. and some other origins characters like lelliana show up

  • @Karyuuful Alistair and Leilanna are also in there too.

  • @Karyuuful Bodahn too although i thought he died at the end but idk

  • @Evanthegreat98 Bodhan died? When did that happen?

  • @Wildcat425B i thought he died at the end (never got awakening) when sandal went all super hero on like 2 billion darkspawn because i couldn't find Bodahn so i thought he died or ran away when they got surrounded

  • @Karyuuful as is flemeth, she is also cool.

  • @Karyuuful So is Alistair or Anora, depending on who you left as ruler. o: Oh and Leliana. And technically, Isabela is from Origins. She was the girl who challenged you to a game of cards in The pearl, who taught you the duelist specialization.

    They just.. remodled her. A lot.