30 Paraphilias and Their Definitions

[iBeastKiControl]

you're awesome, you look like allison brie, but much cooler than her.

[lolpervs]

@iBeastKiControl Thank you! I looked her up and you're right that I do kind of look like her!

[berserker20008]

You have the most disgusting feet lady. I guess I have a name for this it's Nastyophilia

[stebolian]

I guess the question has to be asked why you would even post this video, many peoples struggle with this disease on a daily basis, i do get the funny side but you obviously are not a sufferer, just letting you know a different perspective

[lolpervs]

@stebolian I'm sorry if you're suffering! Fetishes can be fun!

[MultiSnotface]

@lolpervs no i think some people have sexual attractions that ruin their life, thats what paraphilia is, fetishes are just sexual activities, paraphillia is attractions and urges that are most of the time are illegal in society but sufferer's are compelled by those abnormal attractions, For example, dead people, flashing, voyerism, children, these are all terribly illegal and so they should be, but a parra cannot control their perverted urges like you cannot control certain urges,

[autismpete]

@stebolian I'm not a sufferer.

She may not ne laughing at you. But I am!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

[yabitchonmydikk]

i have all of these plus i like getting hit by a bus occasionally

[lolpervs]

@yabitchonmydikk Crash by David Lynch?

[SofritoGr]

oh yeah I wanna lick your feeeeeeeeeeeeet

[JReed1985]

My paraphilias are Microphlia, Voraraphilia and Pygophilia.

[lolpervs]

@Caroleeena Your accusation of judgy is a paradox. JUDGY JELLY!

[aassaa99]

0:40 thats like every person on youtube with a blog ITS a fucking sickness

[lolpervs]

@aassaa99 It's a mofo awesome fetish leading to dominance of GOOG.

[MillionDollarExtreme]

this video sucks huge dick

[lolpervs]

@MillionDollarExtreme You are the same people as AlienMode. Very perplexing. I am also more than a viral wannabe vlogger and will become as such because I lack the hate that keeps you down. Good Lord.

[lolpervs]

OneHundredJobs. com and YellowPageMountain. com for more Daisee!

[whirlydervish18]

@lolpervs why would anyone ever do that?

[alienmode]

god... fuck everything about this video. and fuck the various internet news aggregators that thought this was interesting enough to post, because it's not, it's just some shithead wannabe viral vlogger with bare shoulders. fuck. you.

[lolpervs]

@alienmode For the love of sweet tea, what would possess you to express such hate for a playful paraphilia video? Why does it enrage you that I was lucky enough to post a video that got picked up? My name is Daisee, nice to meet you! I will also be appearing in an epicmealtime video very soon. Peace.

[DickOPlenty]

how does being turned on by muscles or butts a paraphilia? there's nothing unusual about those attractions. i've got both lol

[lolpervs]

@IWrotePotato (_x_) @DickOPlenty I think it's butt or muscle attraction to the extreme.

[IWrotePotato]

Im pretty sure i got pygophilia :)

[lolpervs]

@Caroleeena Do you have a thing for hula hoops?

[lolpervs]

@Caroleeena P.S. Playful comedy!

[lolpervs]

So, wait, some of you have paraphilias? Which ones?

[lolpervs]

@Caroleeena Let's do some math: the amount I am paid to do this minus my time. CRAP! I OWE MYSELF MONEY!

[lolpervs]

One word: sexception.

[lolpervs]

Because of you few haters, I just bought haters.me. TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN, WANKAS!

[lolpervs]

@ashl905 Actually, yes, truer words would be: HATERS ARE SHATOPHILIACS who love to project the shattiness of their daily lives.

[ashl905]

@lolpervs So because I think you did a bad job I am a "hater"?

Wow, what a pathetic attempt at an insult.

[lolpervs]

@ashl905 Much like a person who likes vomit is an emetophiliac, by definition, you are a hater, hater!

[ashl905]

@lolpervs Your premise has no relation to your conclusion.

I actually feel sorry for you.

[lolpervs]

@ashl905 What year did your sense of humor die? My condolences. Has Reddit been supportive?

[lolpervs]

@whirlydervish18 Sadists.

[supercoolsephirothis]

If you mouse over your cursor so that scrolling time bar comes up, it looks like she's topless.

[lolpervs]

@supercoolsephirothis NUDDDDDEEE!

[MrTheGrabber]

i liked this

[lolpervs]

@MrTheGrabber I like you

[Ygernesfeld]

so number 20 is just hippies?

[lolpervs]

@Ygernesfeld And Ikea!

[OsirisIris]

you made buzzfeed congratulation

[lolpervs]

@OsirisIris Thanks! It's given me a big boost in views and subs! :D

[misssswan1]

What about emetophilia? Who doesn't love a 'roman shower'? LOL

[lolpervs]

@misssswan1 If I get enough suggestions like yours, I'll make another paraphilia video! TY!

[belushiosu]

Very rarely do I find random videos that make me laugh out loud, but this one did. And for that I thank you!

[lolpervs]

@belushiosu xo :D

[alienmode]

@belushiosu youre laughing out loud because youre an idiot. im surprised this happens rarely for you; most idiots will laugh at anything. have you seen any videos by Shane Dawson?

[MisterBoneman]

great bits, and great curtain behind you, too.

What?

Did you just ask me "what curtain?"

uh-oh...

finally stepped over the edge, didn't I?

[lolpervs]

@MisterBoneman Do you have a garment fetish? wink wink...

[MisterBoneman]

@lolpervs no...I just have a female "fetish" but, unfortunately, my girlfriend lives almost a thousand miles away, in Florida...

So, I guess that would be distancephillia?

I don't suppose that's how the suffix works, right?

I paint pictures,usually landscapes. Landscapephillia?

Well, I wanted to paint nudes, but they complained that the brush tickled too much. Ticklephillia?

Except for one gal. You could tell right away she was disinterested in most guys.

Do they call that Cucumberphillia?

[lolpervs]

@MisterBoneman find me the official names for all those 'philias and maybe I'll include them in another video!

[MisterBoneman]

@lolpervs well now, that isn't going to be so easy...

You see, I suffer from acutemakes things up phillia. Wait. Make that a CUTE makes things up phillia.

Yeahhh THAT's the ticket.

And my WIFE, Lisa Kudrow said I shouldn't say anymore until a lawyer helps me.

Lawyerphillia. Who those sixteen year old brides call when they're done with their 50 year old husbands.

She just wants to make it with the pool boy.

Poolboyphillia her up, and she's happy.

(see a doctor. Get rid of it)

d=^))

[moosubk]

DAISY DUKES, YOUR FAVORITE MILF...?

[lolpervs]

@moosubk I'm a sexeh mama, eh?

[lolpervs]

@moosubk Ah, one more thing, my name is Daisee not Daisy. ;)