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  • i keep hearing latin comedians when they imitate parents saying "miha" or "mida" or something that sounds like that and im not sure what it means?? My dad is Guatemalan and before my mom and him separated my mom kinda picked up what i guess you could call "latino parenting skills" y'know like smacking us upside the head every once in a while to keep me and my brother in line or speaking to us in spanish when we're in public so people don't know that she's pissed, but i never hear her say "miha"

  • @NymphadoraBeeWolf mija which is mi hija/hijo my son/daughter. hope that helps.

  • @holylamp831 ooohhh kay thanks :)

  • @NymphadoraBeeWolf you mean mira it means look

  • holy shit dude he has the eyes of a fish and they peer into your very soul

  • fuck, does he ever blinks? and he has that look.....he can see into your soul.

  • What does that mean. What he said after when we get home.

  • wanna see a mouse pull up the fridge xD fuuken funny

  • VHS FTW!

  • LOL. im not mexican but this is so true.

    (cuban :D)

  • SO no ones gonna see this comment, my cell number is (210)-897-4745 CALL ME TEXT ME I DONT CARE

  • @twostupidforks

    SAN ANTONIO >:l

  • @Morphine2722 Hell yeah

  • but they cant hear me, mira cabron, when we get home, tee voy a dar un putaso... haha lmao

  • @XxlJesterJokerlxX I'm not the best with Spanish, what does the last bit of that quote mean?

  • @niptuck117 means she's gona beat his ass

  • VHS OLD SCHOOl!!!!

  • Im a Lopez & im proudd of itt!!!

  • You saw em? Happy birthday. You saw him?

  • "You stepped on my corn, you fucker!"

  • @niptuck117 right . lmao you fucker.

  • @misspisspriss21 Fucking hilarious, haha. "Ugh, I never hit you, liar."

  • @niptuck117 bahahhahaha

  • gabriel iglesias is funnier than george lopez =)

  • @Monnsee15 Gabriel Iglesias is overrated, in my eyes.

  • SO true! hahahahah :'D

  • DAAAAAAAAAAMN HIS EYES R FUCKEN CRAZY!!!!!!!!!

  • lol that just reminded of my great grandma and the funny thing is that shes still doing that to us her fav thing to use the belt

  • "How did everything go?"

    "It didn't fit. Come on you son of a bitch"

  • Don't think george is funny his so lame

  • LMAO "Put your hands down"

    It's like the parent is still worried that they might break your wrist but not your face lmao

  • 0:00 - 0:04 I thought this was a Marble Hornets video.

  • *He'res the number. She'd hit you with whatever was handy too. From a brush to a piece Hot Wheels track. ;/

  • George ain't met too many Southern White Women, I know huh?

    "I'm callin' the law and reporting child abuse!"

    - "Here's the #" - Grandma

  • MOVE YOUR HAND!

  • LMAO! So goddamn true. 

  • you must read this. once you have started there is no turning. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos in 30 minutes the dead girl will apear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better start to copy and past

  • @MaqnetikHD We'll all die anyway, why do it?

  • I lmao in the end !

  • That's hella funny

  • @kingdcome11 ese ur r just jealous cus u aint mexican!! Mexicans for the win ese!!!189 ppl had there mothers arrested for hittin them.. Every1 else was in the changin room gttin beat

  • i didnt laugh a single time.... i watched Gabriel Inglesias ... i almost pissed myself laughing ...

  • @ThePandemic95 cause you don't get the jokes!it's just that you weren't raised like that!

  • @vozdemando1111 What's not to get? The jokes are just plain not funny. I know a lot of mexicans who don't think George Lopez is funny as well.

  • @wafflecushioned whatever dude!but it's cool! if he wasn't funny he wouldn't have tv shows on hbo and abc or cbs whatever is called!!

  • @vozdemando1111 I agree. A lot of people find him to be hilarious. I for one find his TV show to be funnier than his stand up acts.

  • Always ugly people make racist jokes I mean you never see a goodloking comedian saying racist jokes

  • some comedians need "getting used to time" which means you gotta see them a few times.. with lopez: one show and i was sooo hooked!

  • 185 people need to get a mexican style beating

  • courtney, you get in the car!

    i got my ass beat in a change room xD

  • every thing he says is true like dude thats what my parents do to me but when im naughty

  • Ugh I remember wait til we get to the house

  • kingdcome if u dont think george lopez is funny FTP you

    your an ejo de la chingada

  • lol lmao this is to frekin funny he is so funny

  • Boooo he sucks

  • @KingDcome11  who are u saying he sucks to george dose not sucks u do

  • @watetdo602 he's not funny at all i can make better jokes than this guy...he's a shame to comedy.. go watch some better comedians

  • @KingDcome11 "go watch some better comedians". Maybe you should take your own advice.

  • @maestro3555 I have but i just like to come here and try to help those who are blind and deaf and think this is true comedy which is not it's just stupid and pathetic ...there is so many other better comedians this guy is a joke. I'm glad he left comedy to stick to him tv show... thank God.

  • @KingDcome11 Stupid is what you are doing. Just cause you don't like him doesn't mean others can't. Seriously don't worry about what other people like. It does not affect your life in any way shape or form. Worry about yourself. If you like other comedians go and listen to them. Don't be an idiot please.

  • @maestro3555 I care as i said b.c these people are blinded thinking this is comedy so I come here to say "HEY people this guy sucks balls....this is not comedy at alll.... go look up some real comedians not this stupid "comedy" "

  • @KingDcome11 Well you're not going to stop people from liking George Lopez sorry but you're wasting your time. No one cares what you think. I'm just letting you know.

  • @maestro3555 people obviously care what i think if not... no one would have commented back on my comment. I hope i did a good job and at least one person is convinced :)

  • @KingDcome11 Yea that person is you. Convincing yourself that you've convinced other people when no one is convinced. If it helps you sleep at night I guess.

  • @maestro3555 no you are the problem . Convincing yourself that i have not convinced anyone when in fact you don't know.... i know i wil convince someone. So stop convincing yourself that i won't convince anyone

  • @KingDcome11 Even if you do that's only one person. Millions of more George Lopez fans to go. You got lots of work ahead of you. Good luck with that.

  • @KingDcome11 The only thing that I'm convinced of is that you are the biggest idiot to comment here! Hey! You were right!! You did convince someone!

  • @roadyrider its more of an idiot he who goes out of his way to bring his nose in someone elses convo. You are an idiot. you know how i know that? b.c you like gorge hahah how can you become more of an idiot than that? Thanks for the idiotic comment anyways...im glad to know idiots take me serioous...thats the way i like it you.. dhdhdhi diot

  • @KingDcome11 and may i ask who are teh better comedians? but most importantly why are you watching this video if you do not like George Lopez

  • dam this shit so da true i hear all this shit all the time

  • After watching this video please check out mine I really need the views i wanna be on his show...George your the best

  • Move your hand!!! I heard that a lot lol!!

  • those better be tears of joy/

  • LOL! You wanna se a freakin mouse?

    PULL DA FUCKIN REFRIEGERATOR OUT!

  • LOL!

  • lol still remember "move ur hand"

  • *thinking back to being 9*...holy crap!! ITS TRUE!!

  • i cant breathe!!!! he so freakin funny

  • youtube savage comedy clips to see a funny mexican video!!!

  • CAN PEOPLE LIKE STOP WRITING WHAT HE IS GOING TO SAY , U RUIN IT FOR EVERYONE ELSE

  • Chris Rock And George Are The Best Comedians Ever. They Are Two Of The Most Genius Dudes That Take Simple Stuff We All Go Through Daily And Just Slightly Twist It And Make It A Joke. A Collaboration Or Competition Between These Two Guys Would Be Epic.

  • He just summarized 10 years of my life in this 3 minutes.

  • @sergio089 mine too hahaha

  • Love George Lopez. Black southern moms too.

  • i remember this from acting up as a child:You wait till we go home your gonna get it

  • GABRIEL IGLESIAS IS THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!

    

  • This is so fucking true it's not even funny XD MOVE YOUR HAND PENDEJO

  • Te voy a dar un putazo xDDDDD

  • "You stepped on my corn, you fu*ker" LOL

  • your gonna come off the ground im gonna hit u so hard

  • You stepped on my corn! You fucker!

  • white biches are fucking amatuers hahahaha!!!

  • I Laughed SOOO freaking hard!!

    "How did everything go?"

    "It didnt fit"

    LOL

  • LOL

  • 184 ppl are racial

  • YOU SAW 'EM?!? HAPPY BIRTHDAY! YOU SAW 'EM?!

  • when we get home, ima hit u soo hard!

  • i can already feel it in my hand

  • 184 white moms

  • @skiko101 wow

  • Haha

  • @NeoNaziMexcanJew look at your name stupid cunt before you talk.

  • HAPPY BIRTHDAY... YOU SAW HIM... WHY YOU CRYING NOW!!?

  • "Why u cryin'? those better be tears of joy!"

  • Those better be tears of joy!

  • lol at him jacking off the mic stand :P

  • haha a putaso haha dat wut my mom say wen i act bad "te voy adar un putaso si le siges carbona"

  • LMAO.......DIS SHIIT WAS S00000 FCKN FUNNY

  • mira, you stepped on my corn you fucker

    XDD EPIC

  • @XNarutoKurosakiX i thought it said chord... lol

  • @YAYA2ish lol no he said corn

  • Only white mothers are only arrested, in America, for beating their kid- f***ing amateurs!

  • you stepped on my corn you fucker!! ROFL!!

  • It didn't fit!

    You have to love George Lopez.

  • omfg vhs

  • I am never going to forget the first time my mother beat me. I was 8 and she slapped me, I freaked out, couldn't stop crying and called my older brother (who is 14 years older than me) so he could help me do something about it. With a worrying tone he asked me with what did she hit me and I replied with her hand, trying to hold my tears. "Oh little sister, he said, wait till she starts with the belt!"

    Oh latin america, you are such a trip!

  • @Layla079

    Haha

  • @Layla079 wtf u first got hit at 8? why u crying? us mexicans start to get the belt at 6 months.

  • Nickieyes1977 it looks like you need a dick, don't you? I can give you mine for free, oh wait I see that you are a fucking bitch so you have to pay me to get it.

  • Nickieyes1977 it looks like you need a dick, don't you? I can give you mine for free

  • Lmao "Ima come off the ground ill hit you so hard" - absolutely classic haha. I remember the beatings from grandma, but its funny, all of a sudden your growing up with super reflexes due to dodging grandmas or mums slip ons haha

  • i heard move your hand so many times, she also denies it now, funny how i can relate to his jokes.

  • awwe fuck. funny now when we reminice but back then...shit. got hit with: a belt, chankla (idk how to spell it lol), rags, hand, fly swatter, hangers, pulled by the ear, if she was real mad she'd grab whatever was nearby and throw it. when she screams now, it send shivers throughout my body..even thinking about it makes me nervous :p

    yet, it's not like we'd go and call those people and say "hello? yeah...my mom beats me. ya it's child abuse." I just took it as part of life.

    Lopez is funny!!

  • LMAO!! 

  • i got the old count to 3 or the hand will talk

  • You wanna see Chucky E Cheese, look for the mouse behind the refrigerator! Orale, this is way too realistic, but some sassy ass kids need a good spanking once in a while, I know my dear father, who already passed away would just say, ok te va a hablar el sinto, and whack! Get a good old fashioned belt whipping!

  • you stepped on my corn you fucker!

  • "Those better be tears of joy!"

    lol

  • @NeoNaziMexcanJew LOL im mexican thats funny as hell

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!

  • holy shit...everything he says is ture.....lmao we hv tha same shit in common.

  • ha thats true haha!

  • hahahahahahahahahahaha

  • no mames!! or OMFG! lo que sea! whata laugh!

  • i'm glad my parents beat me, i would do to if i had kids, i got hit with the belt or shoe(my twin sister's jordans (damn those hurt) or the broom, the TV cords <--jk.

    and i always hear the when we get home thing.

  • George Lopez' jokes and stories are the main reason why Im proud to be Latino

  • Yes those WERE tears of joy!! From Me while hearing it anyway.

  • the "move your hand" sounds like my dad when he use to hit me!! lol

  • @albertescamilla And do " other " things to you.

  • @kefer123622 thats true

  • @albertescamilla I DEMAND YOU GO INTO DETAIL!

  • @NeoNaziMexcanJew whats a bisa?

  • That's not just a Mexican thing. I'm black and my mom used to do the "Move Your Hand, Move Your Hand" to me and my brother, more so my brother. The 3 of us today laugh about it.

    This was a very funny stand up.

  • mira you stepped onmy corn you fucker lmao!

  • I herd the " move your hand " so much when I was a kid LOL

  • @ThunderIzking Me too LOL.

    Wait I still hear it when my niece and nephew act up.

    Oh and 2 of my nephews are mixed half Afri-American, half Mexican yup they get the worst ass whoopings known to man LOL.

  • @ThunderIzking me too! and if I laughed, it was worse!

  • Didnt know it was ilegal to hit ur kid in public in america...its ur kid...they need dicipline...as long as u dont over do it

  • @ skyi44 ikr haha and all that shiit is true xD

  • the 108 dilikes are white mothers XDDDDDDD

  • omg his face at 1:07

  • hahahahaxD

  • my mom does that she says" when we get home watch is gonna happen to you pendeja" with a smile in her face xD i love my mom

  • Ey @neomexicanjew fuk u ... U white bitch im mexican nd i dnt think heez funny so fuk u bitch GET DROPPED If u talkin shyt thatz sad george lopez is berly evn proud of bein

    Mexican FUK OFF

  • Wow xD i member i would laugh wen my ma hit me n she will hit me evn harder xDDD now shes like ive nvr hit u xDDDDD

  • @NeoNaziMexcanJew Right on man!! Definitely agree with you. Same thing for those fucking niggers. Niggers are to lazy to work and dont contribute to our beautiful country at all.

  • @SHFM13 Same to to !

    I hate those pretentiouse racsit redneck WHITE fuckers who think that they have such superiority among any ethnic raceses.....especially when most havn't gone to college, and work labor intensive jobs, that don't require much intellectual input...lol they just say niggers , spics ect. and complain Gosh darnit ...those biggoted CRACKERS lol....... :P

  • @ArtistZamira Racism in american is mostly a democrat enterprise.

  • @sergiomats

    EHHH wrong, a repubublikkklan tea party enterprise. !

  • @Crackalafagus That is an answer to what?

  • @MatsPT

    click on "view all comments".

  • @Crackalafagus The Tea Party did not start the KKK as means to stop the progress of republicans in the south, nor the jim crow laws, nor planned parenthood with their "negro project" (Margeret SAnger = democrat).

    Institutional racism in the USA is a democrat enterprise. You know that as well as I do.