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  • What about Scream 4?

  • Micheal bay ruined transformers!

  • Girl with the Dragon Tattoo was not afraid of the R rating

  • Im sick of the Punisher Remakes make a fucking Sequel or stop fucking making them

  • Needs to be entertaining, great action, and thought provoking, however character and story development are key

  • `Thumbs up For Cm Punk Figure on Background

  • movies are bad now because the star wars trilogy is over.

  • A Jewish antisemitic? Must be that self hating Jew thing I hear so much about. So glad I'm Irish, we have a proud history of....well....oh fuck it!

  • Almost.

    Politics first, profit second, art third.

    What you want, perhaps, are films, not movies. Personally, if I want culture, I'll read a book. But the main problem is that movies are so expensive to make. Perhaps that is the effect rather than the cause, but once upon a time, movie theaters had one screen and often showed two movies, A and B. (The original Absent-mided Professor was a B movie.)

    So now they go for the sure thing, because they cost so much. (Blame television.)

  • movies suck nowadays because these directors & producers dont know how to make anymore likeable & relate-able characters. all the characters in movies nowadays are just lame annoying idiots who suck. theres nobody to say "aw that was cool or this dude is badass or this chick is awesome" its all about cgi & special effects. good storytelling & characters are hard to find nowadays. its sad because i love movies but theres very little to look forward to. hollywood changed & got stale

  • most movies are repetitive these days i.e. action movies - helicopter = explosion

  • Dude, you forgot LasVegasBarbie! Girl's on fire brah!

  • Why movies suck starts from the beginning, the 30mins of ads. If I pay for something I shouldnt have to see ads. Like on iphone apps, if you dont pay you see ads. Why pay FOR ads? And its not just in theaters, its on your DVDs too.

  • Deadpool better be r rated

  • What is that "A Clockwork Orange" thing behind you? Is it just a poster or what? I'm a huge fan of the movie and the book and Stanley Kubrick is my all time favorite director.

  • @TrippyScarecrow Good catch! It's a painting that a dear friend made for me, because I'm a huge Kubrick guy!

  • You hit the nail right on the head with that check list theory, its probably the best explanation of why movies are so un-engaging, and bro, when it comes down to movies,the 90's is was where it was at.

  • I think movies suck nowadays because they're not innovative and I think most of the movies and series today suck as much as most of music today

  • ever since cgi became so mainstream, I think hollywood has just forgot the concept of plot and character development

  • because every movie is good vs bad and good ends up winning and most of the time there is a person meeting a girl in some part of the movie and they start kissing and shit

  • movies are awsome jews just have tough choices there cheap for there money

  • @Lebron23KING23James your so racist against jews

  • hey everyone if you want real originality and true art within the films you watch than then u got to get into the criterion collection

  • Die hard is the best wtf r u talking about

  • i hate producers. kill those greedy cunts

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  • Moves suck now because the rating system is being a fucking ass hole that's why there isn't any good movies and that's why there are good games

  • ABFA is an underground association founded by the most respected Jew Guru, also known as Parker Jakobowhitz.

  • We still have the breakout films as we always have but the general standard has decreased (while TV series have gone through the quality roof). For the last 5 years its remakes, reboots, and reimaginings. Often of comic books, but even of smurfs and star trek. And soon a reboot of spiderman that was simply not required.

  • I agree 100 % Todays films lack so much it's not even funny. I remember when summer blockbusters actually had villains that were menacing and plots that were not as thin as a razor blade. Or characters that I actually gave a shit about. Were are the modern equivalents to Back To The Future. Raiders Of The Lost Ark Close Encounters Jaws Casablanca and Die Hard. Just to name a few.

  • i wounder whats pg13 in ireland is it pg or 12s or 15s somebody answer me

  • never was a time before "quantity over quality." take a film history class. the original studio powers were churning out full two hour films every week - acted, shot, and edited. then sold.

  • I have too many original ideas and I am trying my best to bring them to life with help. I am working for Ms. Portman on an original story which will be a big project.

  • theres too much movies

    the new smurfs movie...im gonna cry :,(

    its gonna suck

  • Omg first time i heard him say fuck

  • I prefer his videos over shanedawson or peterchao, You are awesome, keep making videos.

  • u mention there are only a couple movies worth watching a year..

    so id like to know what you think they are for 2011... =)

  • Hollywood movies suck, Chinese movies the best

    Reason 1: Hollywood butchers fight scenes/ Chinese fights incredible Ex: Ip Man

    Reason 2: Hollywood not original they copied greenhornet from donnie yens CHINESE version which was relesed earlier

    Reason 3: Chinese kick ass/ hollywood pay bodyguard to protect theres XD

  • AGREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEE :D

  • @chickletpudding Yeah! I am with you.

  • eff 3D

  • who cares about the movies....i go to the movies with a girl in order to hook up

    shallow? probably

    but honesty's the best policy

  • @TheRagingDuck He's not saying that merchandising is bad; just that basing a movies characters off of their merchandisability is faulting the wholeness of the character. I.E. They won't let a main character have a fatal flaw that makes them more human because this would bring down the merchandise sales.

  • thumbs up for exactly my same thoughts

  • All you said was true all movies are now are to make money

  • i thought jew cant cuss, guess u changed my mind today

  • notice this is 4:20 ...

  • This short movie suck

  • Dude what the fuck are you talking about cuz there is SEX in every movie today

  • Parker, I agree.

  • Dude you suck! You're not funny!

  • -_- Honestly i only clicked this because of megan fox ..

  • @killawaz then you and your existence is an over all epic fucking fail. why does the world have to revolve around skimpy tramps all the time? is your life so sad and pathetic you can't get any sex in real life so you have to result to random pictures online just to whack off? Wow.. for realz?

  • it's always funny how people say "If you liked the video give it a thumbs up." but never give you the other option to give it a thumbs down.

  • More to say Originallity is Overatted, not dead. It just comes in a matter of time.

  • why are all ur videos about movies????

  • @JackyVengeance123 we need more people like you thanks for using your brain you made my day haha i cant tell you how hard it is to be around people who have a low standard for a good movies, you make the world a happy place lol no seriously im relieved im not the only one who thinks this anymore

  • aight most movies do suck but if you look for IF's then you'l find a gold mine of the most original movies untouched by hollywood greed, not saying theyre all good but at least your not watching recycled plots with the same types characters, im so happy theres some people who are awake and notice how poor these stories are i just hope they'll be more like em when i start making mine

  • i agree that our society has turned into quantity over quality this is evident in everything we own my pc is a piece of made in china shit

  • What happened to 4:19?

  • your lighting sucks but this is probably your most informative video yet. Kudos.

  • you should seen China's censorship system....

  • You made a valid point about merchandising accounts. Idiot children and idiot adults like collecting Barbie dolls... just like the one behind you.

  • movies this year have definately sucked, i waited for paul, wasnt that great.

    I am waiting for Pirates four, hope its a good one, and not a drag out,

    And my wait for Jurassic park four, please be fullfilled soon! (With spillburg)

  • peter chao brought me here

  • fuck 3d

    i hate you

    go away now

    I FOUND SOMEONE INTELLIGENT

  • i agree with what he says fully really but understand that pirated movies has really cause the movie industry to really drop so that is also a factor, sorry for my bad english its not my first language

  • Ya I agree. I was very disappointed to hear that no studio will fund an R rate movie. I really want to see Bioshock become a movie.

  • @wake1336 He doesn't like anyone i've seen, I will admit i'm not on youtube for youtube stars, but for music. But he doesn't look familiar like anyone else i've seen. I normally see, asain or white girl with obvious cleavage and pretending it's not there.

  • woah CONTRAST DOWN A HOLE

  • he's masturbating at 1:53

  • YEA MOVIES SUCK!!!

  • sounds just like the vlogbrothers...not original

  • Movies ROCK :P

  • @elgrau1 who cares. i would have never known this information if this guy didnt post it.

  • i think the only reason why he thinks movies suck is the fact that he wants those nerdy, comic, and loser movie so it can express the fact that he is a no-life loser.. there are actually TONS of great movies out every year but it just isnt his nerdy laser gun type movies...just saying

  • @sacleo786 : I think you are forgetting the fact that almost EVERYONE who know ANYTHING about hollywood agrees that it has been shitstorming us for years. Get a grip.

  • i dont liek jews

  • movies suck NOW?!

    pick any year and i'll tell you 10 million movies released that year which were absolutely garbage. ESPECIALLY in the 70s earlier.

    you're complaining just to complain. if you put a second of thought into what you're saying instead of just ranting a stream of consciousness you'd realize that they've been making shitty movies since the beginning of movies. and since 3d started fuckin 80 years ago (or whatever!) they have been making bad shitty 3d movies.

  • @scarletrhubarb lol jew's complain just to complain,

  • Quality over quantity for the win :-)

  • Profit first art second; no shit. They want to make money.

  • Meant to put good

  • Movies suck now because like you said everything is in 3D. Plus it's because all the funny parts or food parts of the movie are shown in the trailers.

  • @wake1336 I understand wat ure getting at but wat diversity can u actually get 4rm talking in front of a flipping camera.... unless u want d videos done in sepia... ¬_¬

  • Good mainstream is making a comeback people...who watched the grammy awards. Bieber and drake didn't win.

    Transformers is coming out with a new one, and they scrapped M. Fox. That's a step in the right direction.

    Plus, coming up with a FULLY "original" idea these days is tough, there is always something you're stripping it away from. I say relax.

  • if u really feel this way start watching indie movies...problem solved

  • Did he use the word "fuck" ? =="

  • R = ftw, look at the best movies,Matrix, Scarface, Casino etc etc

  • reanimated

  • totally agree with u about movies, especially the blockbuster ones

  • everything in the mainstream sucks. be it movies, music or whatever. 

  • Yeeeaah the length of this video is 420!!

  • this video sucks

  • yeah, it's all about making money. Why spend just a little more time on on movie when you can make money faster. pathetic now days.

  • movies suck because we're all getting old, when you were a kid, you're parents hated the new movies, when you're parents were kids their parents hated the new movies, and so on and so forth.

    same goes for music

  • I agree with everything you said EXCEPT that Avatar wasn't a good movie. I loved Avatar.

  • @TheRagingDuck Touche, BUT, I prefer Anakin's story to Luke's.

  • @theparkerjakobowhitz

    bet you prefer Anakin's acting too. ugh

  • @theparkerjakobowhitz come on, its more original but lukes story is better directed, its an epic not just some fancy effects

  • The possitive about the new movies: They have better quality in the new films than like from the 80th's.

    The negative about the new movies: They have worse history than as example, Die hard, in die hard so do u have a real action movie with a good history connected to it but these recently movies have just like right jumped into the movie without even hear or see how the hell it all has even happend. Rate up my comment for agreement or screw urself.

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  • @stormh4x 

  • Fuck 3d I hate you go away now. Correct you are sir!

    -Aether

  • I completely agree, movies suck. And i also hate 3d.

  • I know a pretty good movie, it called " Source Code"!

  • FFFFFFFFaaaaaaaaaaCCCCCCCCCckk­kkkkkkkkkk YYYYYoooooooUUUUUu JEWWWWWW....just kidding i love you.

  • thumbz up if your high and you noticed the video is 4:20 long :D

  • THUMPS UP IF YOU SAW MEGAN FOX ON THE VIDEO

  • A lot of valid points but some I don't agree with. There are a lot of retarded movies coming out in 3D like the justin beiber movie... wtf. I do enjoy 3d when there is a big title movie that I will enjoy. its not bullshit just because you don't like it.

  • I Am Number Four that was actually a really good movie

  • Thumbs if u came here because there was a picture of Megan Fox

  • Thumbs up if you just watch this because MEGAN FOX was its preview picture!!!

  • screw movies, play videogames

  • Why hasent he seen a movie in a theater? Cuz hes a jew.

  • nice million dollar man action figure

  • 3 D does not suck. It will revive the porn industry.

  • @sharkbait8088 we already experience porn in 3d its called stop fapping the shit out of yourself and get a girlfriend.

  • @card969 Oh look, a snot nosed metal head punk retard, who doesn't realize that a man can have a girlfriend and have his porn too. Maybe when you grow up, shit head you'll figure it out.

  • @sharkbait8088 you see with that comment you just made yourself look stupid, im 28 years old fuckhead and have had more pussy then you will ever get you pimple faced cocksucker. So dont go lying on the net bitch. Stop fapping and get some pussy bitch.

  • @card969 I laugh heartily in your face, retard.

  • @sharkbait8088 lol like i care if some dumbass virgin kid laughes at me, grow up child and dont be mad some day a girl will actually touch your fun parts without you having to pay. Cya troll.

  • @card969 You're so stupid. I'm laughing even harder. Virgin? Did you call me a virgin? I assume "fun parts" refers to penis......Just too funny. Are you sure you are not a repressed homosexual.

  • @sharkbait8088 I'm a repressed homosexual so... fuck you :D

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  • I think movies suck because in these days stupid little mindless sheep people will watch whatever some one on the idiot box tells them is good... Don't believe me? Look at the top of the comments. Theres a genuinely good video here and all these little losers want is A: To get thumbed up for being stupid and B: To thumb up so that they can feel like they're a part of something.

    As long as we have all these jackasses following trends there WONT BE a need for good content...

  • @TheRagingDuck and?

  • i agree, 3D is ridiculous!!! i wish they're just stop.

  • @elgrau1 that's cause he's a jew. think.

  • Lol 3D. Every 3D move I've seen only has ONE or TWO 3D It's fucking stupid. I had to pay 2 bucks for the glasses too so bullshit.

  • @Isuckhere yeah thats what pisses me off the most about 3D movies, paying extra for those shitty glasses even tho i have like 4 pairs at home lol! 

  • @supersirotic1 Yeah man, I would've used those 2 dollars to play DDR ):

  • m.p.a.a. aka A BUNCH OF FUCKING ASSHOLES!!!! hahaha

  • Yay Vader behind! you should really get the Vintage version if you like Vader XD

  • dude u=stop talking and where the hell megan fox

  • as a "vlogger" i wouldnt overgeneralise matters. it just makes you appear ignorarnt.

    you shouldnt equate hollywood with the term you used in the title "movies" (good movies do actually exist nowadays, even hollywoodproduced ones)

    and have you ever heard of supply and demand?

    this might actually resolve the big question mark

    but id have to agree with you regarding 3d (of which the existence can be explained with the equilibrium mentioned above) (y)

  • @elgrau1 definitely thought I was the only one who noticed.

  • are you pretending to be John Green? looks like it ><

  • if you smoke a ciggerate now in a movie its a automatic R rating now.

  • nice star wars figures. haha

  • @hazzardwantcookies yeah true that.

  • Please tell me a Godzilla is one of the sequel in there.

  • They suck because you have a Mac.

  • Thumbs up for the Superman t-shirt

  • *yawns*

  • Wow Jew are even cheap when making a video... they aimed for quantity or quality.

    Stupid Jews... No wonder they can't do shit. You put a fucking Meagan Fox pic and then put some bullshit video with nothing but yourself. Why complain about movies when jews can do what you just said.

  • Easy A was AWESOME though.

  • i enjoyed inception, but wall street sucked... all movies now a days are based on was it as boring as wall street no then it's alright? i dunno a lot of movies do suck.

  • He complains movies are not original nowadays, I complain that youtube video makers are not original, they all do the same things, and sound the same and look the same :/ I hope someone breaks the mold someday soon...

  • @wake1336 LIKE RUNNING WHILE RANTING?! :D

  • i only thumbs up your video because your peter chao jewish friend !

    chao oh sai motherfucker.

  • wait for transformer yo.

  • fuck you man, u wasted my time

  • I was expecting Megan Fox . NOT SOME NERD!

  • This is why I hate kids

  • haha this guy is unoriginal. get your own style man.

  • Who started this style? Is it sxephil? I've seen it imitated so many times, the same edit jumps and presentation style. I can think of 3 or 4 guys that sound and look just the same. Hmm, maybe they are the same?

  • @GhostofCicero I think it's reused so often because otherwise the video would be twice as long with the speaker saying 'Ummmmmm'. It is done a lot though, I agree and it's the reason I can't watch RWJ because he's seem to be just a hyper version of sxephl.

  • @GhostofCicero so what do you recommend them to do? to do the whole video in a single shot? they do it this way because it is PRACTICAL. if there's any mistakes or empty pauses, just continue filming and cut them out later.

  • This guy gets on my nerves :@

    he is f**king annoying...

  • transformers 2 not only suck , that movie deepthroats

  • Its not just the MPAA I watched a film called "The golden compass" last year I thought it would be crap but it turned out to be quite a good story, at the end I thought I cant wait to see the next part (as it was obviously 1 part of a story like rings or star wars) Only to find the fucking catholic church got it stopped because it promoted heracy. Heracy FFS are they kidding or what yeah ppl wont believe in god anymore because of a film fucking assholes

  • @bendy9999 Unles you live in a 3rd world country where the reason to life is to not get shot by the warlord running the show :(

  • lol ur haircut sux...looks like a hairy vagina on ur head :D :D :D: :D:D:D

  • where is megan fox u fuking idiot....

  • Movies suck because people suck. People like to watch shitty movies because they suck.

  • The King's Speech was good :(

  • you talk much you moron, thats the reason y u no get 1M+ views for every vid

  • I like 3D, and Nothing is wrong with that. I like Avatar, I like Tron and I also like 80s-90s as well. They are good in DIFFERENT ways, please open your mind. Okay the story of the film these day may not be original but the good thing about the film these day are the technology that will not make you sleep while you watching it!

  • ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh right your that jew in peter chaos vids

  • why do movies suck? blockbuster money, eye grabbing, tit farking ideas

    have all been done. i havent paid for a movie i liked since pokemon came out.

    every occasion where ppl gather to see a movie, would be picked according to the time slot, after havin a meal.

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