Rules to survive a horror movie

[lyricalmastermind16]

you forgot dont have fun

[lyricalmastermind16]

Empty the clip on the nigga, and DONT be black! (i'm black)

[iluvphilly4]

If you find a unlocked window don't assume it became magically unlocked

[iluvphilly4]

If you fall don't lay there with the " ow it hurts" face, get up and keep running

[iluvphilly4]

If your friends go to investigate a sound and don't come back, don't go look for them. Just make new friends!

[TheOneAndOnlyNinja1]

Don’t walk around saying “Hello?” like the killer is going to reply “Yeah I’m in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?”

If someone says “Oh yeah, that’s the house where Old Man Jenkins was murdered” then it’s time to move house.

If your friend gets bitten by a zombie and says “Maybe I wont turn into one”, kill him. Better safe than sorry.

Upstairs? Bad idea. Outside? Don’t go there. Phone? Never works. Gun? Don’t drop it. Car? Won’t start. Neighbors? Never home. Police? Always die.

[jbcowdery]

If the killer is chasing you and he or she trips or falls down because they're wearing a mask with bad vision, don't run away, stomp the killer's face in. Another good tip is to cut the killer's head off to make sure he or she is dead.

[pinkylover75]

dont say "Hello?" like the killer is going to reply "Yeah im in the kitchen. want a sandwitch?"

[crazybandgeek14]

If a large group of all kind of animals are runnin in one direction follow them

[crazybandgeek14]

Dont solve puzzles that will open the door to hell.

Dont ignore the exotic person who tells you to do or not do somethin and then do it to prove their silly

[Crazyphil2008]

If you lose sight of the killer don't just hop in the car double check the back seat or you will be killed at the moment you think that you are finally safe the killer will kill you like in Teaxas Chainsaw Massacre when the girl thinks she got away found help only to have leather face run her through with a chainsaw

If you are in the prequle to a horror movie saga 9 times out of ten there will be no survivors

[acakajv]

if ur a blonde chick, dye your hair, because the blonde chicks always die first

[SuperSenshi]

(3:04) Yes, so true. As quoted from the beginning of Golden Sun, "A lost possession can be replaced; a lost life can't."

[AKShamu28]

never assume theres only one killer (scream)

[Xx1Hitman1xX]

Dont be black

[justbeingme232]

(well I mean what is the first and last song)

[justbeingme232]

What is the Song?!? :D awesome video!

[XDownOnYou]

Oh my god, this is soooo true!

[Crazyphil2008]

If you are in the Zombie apocalypse first Go to gun store grab as many guns and and ammo you can get if you can't get a gun impervise nothing more complicated than a bow and arrows second secure food supply best done in a squad formation Three aquire transport to tempoary safe point to rest refule and rearm namly abondoned base with no signs of life if there are crows or ravens that means that every body is most likly dead but still enter carefully in case the are survivors or zombies......

[MysteriousBrownEyes1]

Be the killer.

[lennymej]

Wow! ^_^ Thank you,that really helps,gothgirl12322222222! ^_^

[spikejr3113]

dont have sex with killer will dah

[mike20079]

the best way to survive a horror movie is TO BE the main charecter ... in other words...be the most decent one outta your group.....THEN youll be the last one standing lol

[thevampirediaries146]

if you are alone, never say it to someone! xD

[mzvintage91]

some of these aren't really rule to survive, some of them are things that'll prevent it. like don't dance on a grave- its more of a preventional rule than a survival rule..  (im not sure preventional is a word but it make sense to me.)

[MadameHelgasFolly]

@mzvintage91 I believe the word you are looking for is preventative. I hate it when that happens to me lol :)

[minybju123]

rofl, at 2:23 stay awake from a nightmare on elm street, thumbs up if you agree

[bubbleboss1022]

never make fun of the killer.

never dye your hair unnatural colors.

if the monster/killer has no head, aim for the torso.

don't be fat.

bulletproof vests are usually a good idea.

always carry more than one weapon, preferably 6.

[zombiesrcuming4u]

The killer usually isn't dead so when he's down its a good time to pun rounds or sharp or blunted objects it the killers head/neck. Also my #1 rule is fight. Jeasus christ. Norman Bates i'd rip him to shreads. Leprechaun/chucky just throw em in a potato sack and slam it on the floor.

[13ShAyyAhS31]

The Virgin Thing Isn't True! Sydney Outsmarted THe Killer 3 Movies In A Row And Lost Her Virginity In The First Movie!

[Roxxane25]

If you stab the killer take the knife back out and keep it

[bekkihalle]

me n my mate r having a sleepover things r falling off the walls we live accross from a cemetry my coke moved to the other side ov the room by its self and there is a blok ov knives in the kitchen DOWNSTaIRS wht should we do someone plzz help

[zombiesrcuming4u]

@bekkihalle Call the insane hotline as you are having a mental breakdown.

[bekkihalle]

@zombiesrcuming4u helpful your just a month late

[wasupdog4]

6.don't have a monosyllabic name ex. Jake, John, ect.

7. don't livve or visit anywhere where it can snow

8. never kill anything for fun

[wasupdog4]

1.anyone who is blonde is either stupid, mean or the evil killer

2.never travel by train, boat, plane, or spacecraft

3.never say "it was/is just a dream"

4.don't go near any kind of field

5.always have explosives in hand

[Quincyishidaawesome]

It says to not be greedy and try to save ur self after it says u dont have to outrun the killer just ur friends

[luckyssandwich]

Don't return to the town of your childhood (especially if some horrific event occurred that caused you to leave in the first place)

[Crazyphil2008]

If your camera man suddenly turns and runs screaming like a little girl don't stay and turn around

If your a nurse in a mental hospital and your left alone with somekid named Michael Myers don't turn your back on him cause he'll stab you in the neck with a fork

If your moving any kind of serial killer have more than five guards

And don't work at a work at a mental hospital in fact just stay away from them all together

[misspkmnlover]

Don't have sex with the killer x'D

[Crazyphil2008]

Don't insult any legends or killer because 9 out of 10 victims die with in five minutes

Don't climb into the ventaliation system for the following reasons

1. if you are being followed you move to slow

2. to much noise

3. one way out

4. probably won't support weight

5. The fan blades will kill you

[gotback]

at 1:28 lol

[queenofsingin99]

if some1 commited suicide and was lving in theat house...it was probably 4 a good reason xD...

....dont go into the ocean at night. some1, or something will eventually get yew...

stay away from the stupid/perverted/drunken/bad**­* friend of the pack..they're either the killer or a target.

try not to sign up 4 any sequels

xDDDDDDD

[chainbluelightning1]

If you run into a copycat of the local, currently out of commission killer, don't try to fight him with anything less than a machine gun because for some reason copycats assume the full supernatural powers of those they are imitating.

[dbrown3033]

dont forget being black means your gonna die unless its an all black movie

[TheEspada6]

never think you can take on the killer 1 on 1

[Xakana]

Other than needing some spell/grammar check first, this was awesome. And my stupid cat had to freak out while I was reading it, of course. I'm not even going to make a dumb joke here, lol.

[MrDeathbylove]

don't do Hallucination trick the fuck ur eyes up!!

[moonlitfire1]

"if you have a death wish ull get it" haha

[kryptonianpowers]

"Don't have fake or huge boobs"??

That doesn't make sense!

[queenofsingin99]

the scary thing is....u never know when ur in a horror movie xD

[MintyFresh131]

DONT BE BLACK

[bubbleboss1022]

Good rules.

[soulcaliburmaster94]

what if you have to wait for the bus..? 0-0

[ajbutch123]

OH YA... u can't ever EVER scream because screams= death

[ajbutch123]

never NEVER *NEVER* RUN INTO THE WOODS!! OR SMOKE POT

[Xakana]

Unless you're in Idle Hands, because then, pot will save the world ;)

[Crazyphil2008]

Pending on what kind of genre of horror it is there is usually sombody to explain something when the phrase "What the Fuck is going on" is said and if they are sombody you've never met get the hell away because they are on the death list Don't mess with or make fun of anything that revolves around an ancient cult society ,vodoo or anything that can raise the dead If there's something that bring thee dead back there is something to kill them

[kmmboo]

SEX = Death!!

LOVE IT <3

[zackpots]

follow the rules of the game.

live or die. make your choice = }

[BarbyChan4ever]

Never be the best friend/boyfriend/girlfriend/wh­atever of the main character!

[horrorfreak911]

@BarbyChan4ever ??? most of them survive???

[bowieboi77]

if u gon attempt to kill the killer who aparently refuses to die,try takin his head off cut dey arms n legs off poke dey eyes out. dont shoot em n da chest and celebrate dummy he gon now lol

[bowieboi77]

if u look out the window and mike myers is lookn @ u like wtf are u lookn @... and u blink n da mothafukas gon. buy a plane ticket get da fuk outa dodge lol

[bowieboi77]

if ur car dont start da 1st tyme fuk it run.aim 4 the head,dont have sex, always look n ya back seat b4 getn n ya car,go the oposite way of that noise u hear

[johnny01ify]

Don't be a snotty Blonde Cheerleader.EVER!!!!

[JonnyJonnyJonnyG]

the dont dance on a graves from return of the living dead

and with that, dont strip

[Crazyphil2008]

1. If you see a car with no headlights on coming towards you don't flash yours they will tur a round and try to run you off the road

2.If you need to escape by road take a motorcycle because they can make sharper turns and u turns

3. If you are a total nobody at your school and an EXTREMLY HOT CHICK that nobody ever saw before starts going out with you shes probably an alien

[courtneymcqn6]

Never watch a horror movie with your bf/gf and say its just a movie, or thats impossible, becasue it just might happen to you.

NEVER put your face and hands up to the window, something will most likely pop up.

NEVER flaash a flashlight in a dark window. It could attract something.

[courtneymcqn6]

Don't ever do something just because someone dares you to.

For pete's sake...NEVER stick your hand down the garbage disposal. Especially if you just heard strange noises in your house or while sinister music is playing.

Never try to unmask the killer.

Don't spend a lot of time in houses decorated with an excessive amount of medivel weaponry. It will be used eventually.

If you see a short guy wearing green and wearing a shamrock hat, I wouldn't stick around to ask about his pot of gol

[courtneymcqn6]

dont drop the flashlight!

[HP148409]

first off some of these rules run under other rules. but they are still very good.

Note: the main character is immune to some of these rules because they are the main character but in the 3rd movie of a series all bets are indeed off and the main character will either

A. die in the beginning of the movie

B. Die saving someone at the end

Another law would be: if the cops don't show up after the killer is dead then it's not over untill the place is swarming with cops and an ambulance.

[gothgirl12322222222]

good points but as far as the cops 1 that isnt always true, like in house of wax or wrong turn

[HP148409]

thats tru. the cops rule does not indeed apply to all movies but it does to alot of the older movies like holloween and Friday the 13th.

lol Wrong turn was a fun movie to watch. have you seen the second one? its ok.

[gothgirl12322222222]

yeah i love the first 1 i watched is like 20 times lol and the second one was pretty kool too

[PantherQueen1490]

I love these rules =D. But mostly all horror movies contain people with no common sense. Of COURSE you should never see if the monster is really 'dead'. It never is.

[Crazyphil2008]

self sacrifce only works for the main character

If your girlfriend has a slutty name ,blonde, and a total bitch RUN

[xXbrokenCYDE12Xx]

nice rules :) i agree with pretty much them all lol

[Ankochan200]

if ur over weight and ur runing from the killer then trip the blond bitch and u might stand a chance. lol or the quarterback... that what they get for making fun of u.

if both r died send might is well sit of the killer to death. lol

[elchillito]

"You only have to outrun your friends not the killer" I like that one, that made me laugh cause it's true

[charmedrox1]

you did miss some out of scream

in the Triology - all bets are off, he killer has got be super human - stabbing or shooting won't be enough to finish him off, anyone, including the main character, can die, and the past will come back to haunt you.

in the scream 2 - the body count is always bigger, deaths scenes are always much more gory and bloody

[LimitedBubbles]

Good song choices :)

[AngusYoung48]

If a killer so happens to have a HotBody,

don't stare and get da hell outta there.

Don't play horror games based on true events. and if ur friend dies playin it then destroy the game immediately.

Ex:Stay Alive 13 Ghosts

[Crazyphil2008]

Don't tell stories of monsters

If you see a ship floating in the middle of the ocean and you see nobody onboard stay of the GODDAMN BOAT

[eyegrinder94]

if your name is bobby or billy you can just commit suicide right away cause your gonna die anyway, and very likely the most gruesome death of them all

[Ankochan200]

don't be black

[DennisDuine]

racism in hollywood man, it sucks :P

[JapaneseTurtle]

I like the "You only have to outrun your friends, not the killer" then a minute later "Don't be selfish or greedy and try to save yourself" xD

[megacoolerman]

As soon as somebody says "Lets split up!", every other person in the room should start bashing that guys head in, cause he is either too dumb to live, or the killer himself!

And why the hell does nobody think of picking up a weapon? Go for throat, brain or balls if you really wanna hurt them.

The fuck is wrong with those people!

[thenewf01]

JUST RUN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and monsters are cheaters don't be surprised of they somehow end up in front of you when your going a lot faster

[Crazyphil2008]

If you are on a plane and surrounded by snakes don't throw another persons pet or someone else to the snakes you'll die a few seconds later for being a dick by the same snake

If part of your trip plans involves doing down deserted roads in the middle of nowhere bring plenty of weapons and ammo

[1997SK8ER1997]

SO TRUE!!

im watching a horror movie right now and im counting how many rules they break so far ALOT!!!

[mundo646]

The black guy always dies.

[funnykid621777]

soo truee

[mundo646]

I love when Randy describes these rules in the Scary Movies series.

[Phoenixangelgal]

Never go into a car by yourself

Don't be a slut/pervert

Testorome (sp?) kills.

Horror films are racists (Blacks always die)

Beware creepy children

[FanciPants16]

Don't try to act like the tough guy D;

[Crazyphil2008]

DON'T Take any kind of sacred ditties of tresure from there chamber is the ruins of a village there will literally be hell to pay if you do and if you do put it back ASAP

[halloweenfanatic25]

dont eat in a strangers house...i shoulda known...

[kempoman4]

I got a rule: "if the camera is following you when you run/drive away alone, you might as well kill yourself because your already doomed"

[Crazyphil2008]

Don't Tease or taunt any monster ,mutant, geneticly altered lab animals, or demons that have been captured because they kill you while they are in the cage or when they get out

Unless you are the lead character don't face the killer in combat

Don't Go TO PLACES THAT HAVE BEEN USED AS A HIDEOUT By THE KILLER FOR EXAMPLE THE NEW FRIDAY THE 13th "young adults go in to camp crystal lake breakin rules 1 through 20" and get massacered

[cyberaknus]

Never ride on a skateboard, or any vehicle that doesn't have four wheels or a motor, or good covering.

[blondebros2]

dont be a cocky jerk

[minicorbra]

Don't disobey the killer like in the saw series

[Crazyphil2008]

IF YOU ARE BEING HUNTED FOR SPORT DON"T CLIMB A TREE , Don't SIT BY CAMPFIRE, Don't go into a cave FOR OBVIOUS REASONS (BEARS AND ONLY ONE WAY OUT, AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T RUN INTO A CLEARING

[Myers18976]

ha ha that is so true what you just said!

[Crazyphil2008]

THANKS But If you watch those kind of movies alot you just seem to notice how many times these people screw up but if they didn't there wouldn't be a movie

[gothgirl12322222222]

i will hav to make a part 2 of this asap i hav so many more rules now lol

[sharpshootermatthew]

@gothgirl12322222222 first you said dont kill anyone then you said kill the greedy person

[44881155116622334422]

1)don't lock yourself in a bathroom stall

2) don't start feeling relieved

3) when there os no more noise<, don't think the killer is gone. he's still there and your just bein stupid!!!

[Crazyphil2008]

DON'T Say F@%$ Death it will happen to you in a brutal way like what happened in Final destination 3 to the black kid in the weight room two swords hanging on the wall fell and cut the wires that keep the weights in the back when he lifted the weights he got his head flattend

[gothgirl12322222222]

very true (and i luv that movie)

[Aspirexsoner]

@gothgirl12322222222 and in a trilogy the killer is unstoppable u need to chop his headoff or blow the killer up

[Aspirexsoner]

@gothgirl12322222222 and in a trilogy the killer is unstoppable u need to chop his headoff or blow the killer up and it will reveal something that wasnt true in the begining

[Crazyphil2008]

Heres a good Set of rules DON"T GO INTO A CORN FIELD, Don't put your hands on a child, Belive the person who has visons, Don't trust the mercinaries the will try to use you as bait, and most importantly FOLLOW

THE F!#@$ING RULES

[Crazyphil2008]

HERES another one DON'T OPERATE THE CHAINSAW WHEN YOUR PANICING PERFECT EXAMPLE DAWN OF THE DEAD THE BALD GUY KILLS THE BLONDE(ONE OF THE PEOPLE GARUNTEED TO DIE)

[acemonkieexp]

if ur a black guy in a horror movie ur screwed. they always end up dying first. in all the horror movies the only black guy who ever survived the movie was the dude in "house on haunted hill"

[Crazyphil2008]

what about eddie murphy in the golden child

[gothgirl12322222222]

lol thats a comedy not a horror but its true that the black guy duznt ALWAYS die wrong turn 2, house on haunted hill, etc.

[acemonkieexp]

i never watched that movie

[Crazyphil2008]

Eddie murphy has to save some kid that has the simple powers of a God (basiclly he can give life to dead of non living things) from a servant of the devil and use a special knife to save the boys life because if the knife was used to kill the boy HELL WOULD COME TO EARTH FOR 1000 Years or something i don't rember all the BIG DETAILS

[acemonkieexp]

its comedy horror?

[Crazyphil2008]

what about Ice- Cube in the first anaconda movie

[chupsy936]

And the black cop on My Bloody Valentine 3-D

[TimeStryker]

Don't scream if you're trying to hide

haha good one :P

[xbox360rocks595]

you forgot 1 more if you have the chance run out the door and run all the way to your house thats so easy and these dumbasses choose to stay in the house oh if your in the woods in a camp then your fucked

[Spiffany14]

lol! If your friend is trying to eat you, its probably too late! XD

[koolKaid]

its fun see how many times these rules are broke in horror movies

[koolKaid]

if some one says stay here that sometimes doesnt work ussally when a cop says it and if your fat big chance you ll die oh and just because your the main charater for the movie doesnt mean you ll survuve the sequel i learned that in noes and ft13

[ppccea]

i mean sidney prescott got my names mixed up lol

[ppccea]

u had gud tips but i hav 1 comment u dont always hav 2 be a virgin 2 out smart the killer i fink sydney cambell is proof of dat

[gothgirl12322222222]

ya i know but they said that rule in scream so i had to put it its like a clissic line. but thats true ok what it really is is only a virgin can outsmart the killer UNLESS its the main character and that is usually true

[randomobsessor]

good tips but i think you missed one thing...if you hear scary music it means something bad is going to happen or you will be killed.

[gothgirl12322222222]

i was guna put that but the people in the horror film dont hear the music that is added afterwords and if it was a person in a horror movie-like situation their would be no music

[randomobsessor]

yea thats true

[gothgirl12322222222]

muhuhahaha  take in the horror and gore it will fuel your souls. lol jst jking... or am i? ok i am but horror still rules the world! <3

[bandnerd8675309]

this is great!!!

[YuKanda1992]

wow...these tips are really helpful i wonder wut it would be like to be in a real life horror movie...

[dankey07]

your all nuts... like snicker bars

[purplelibra24]

i dont take them as a joke. some of them were funny though. u dont have to be faster than the killer, just ur friends, was hilarious. these all were so true. around the begining, u put the same one twice

[yme180]

this rocks lol ill remember them if i ge in that situation thanks

by the way what is the linkin park song?

[gothgirl12322222222]

the song is no more sorrow it ses it at the end

[DEWEYtheMONKEY]

true

[gothgirl12322222222]

thanks 4 the comments! <3

[coopgirl1]

haha thats cool now if only we could get someone to listen by the way that dude with the snowboarding video is really mean!

[kalikaliki]

i got 1 u missed

never be the black guy

[gothgirl12322222222]

i was going to put that one but i didnt wanna seem racist and its only true like 60% of the time like the black guy in wrong turn 2 became the hero and in anacondas (they say its a horror) lived