AFT Marine's 2012 New Year's Resolutions - Action Figure Therapy

[wweplyer]

these videos are the best in the world 

[Themclovin9595]

Love these videos they are hilarious

[ruizw9]

love this fucker



[BrudeMERC]

And a Ranger's involves a mortar, a nuke, an C130 SPECTRE. and and E-tool and maybe an M4........and if we have time a predator drone....but always a RANGER behind the scope. RANGERS LEAD THE WAY ..........BUT THAT IS OUR THIRD NUT........

[ThirstyThurstday]

You're welcome.  Great line.

[rickytheeskimo]

MARINE SMEPER FIDELIS!!! AND IF ANY OTHER DOUCHE CANOE OUT THERE HAS SOMETHING TO SAY THEN YOU CAN "GO FUCK YOUSELF!!!" No truer Words than that! OORAH!!!

[BrudeMERC]

@rickytheeskimo RANGERS LEAD THE WAY ALL THE WAY...De Oppresso Liber

[JTKineticFlo]

What ever happened to the Navy guy?

[noble740]

Best shit ever

[PoeticSoul87]

"It's gonna be called 'Ladies, you're welcome."

[lordbravery]

Gimme more AFT Marine vids!!!!!!!!!!!!

[antstunts]

I plan to fuck every girl of the swim suit calender twice too!

[midnightmagicbox]

Well I'm a Marine and I can attest to the 3rd ball... its usually given to us after we graduate @PI. and then when attached to our equipment it recedes up and into our chest~ usually its only brought out for 1) show n tell 2) hand to hand 3) beer, lots of it. --- love my AFT Tshirt~

[lilmojito81]

YUT!



[Bonitz624]

oorrrrrrrah kill

[platypusman469]

AFT Marine better know his place. You just go break something so we can rebuild it! Seabees...The best the Navy AND Marines have to offer.

[fighting5thmarine]

@platypusman469 FAIL!

[SW3SCW]

Funniest Shit ever! Makes me proud to be a Marine!

[crosshairjunky]

I know I won a shirt and everything but can I have on of those French Kisses anyway?

[Netninja543]

aft marine should DEFINATELY have a chat with angry ranger.



[usmcteel]

I am a Marine! And if you want to know about the accuracy of Marines portrayed in this video then GO FUCK YOURSELF!

[WillyPete81]

3rd ball fist bump, up high, way high!

[MrDuckTape1]

fuck yea

[larrytoland]

@BlackFlagProperty get down

[larrytoland]

u need to do more videos with marine he is the coolest one now go fuck yourself

[windsofestrangement]

FTW AFT Kicks ass!

[rudy0331]

its funny..cause those were my resolutions..i mean "promises"



[ballsdeepinagook]

Testicle FIST BUMP!

[mcstabbum]

Funny as hell lol



[ACutAbove4603]

AFT Marine tshirt..."French kissing balls with his boots since 2012"

[Kitala13]

Aaaaaiieeeee! I was warned! Why did I listen to this wearing headphones?!

[TheDevilshark3533]

I'm leaving a comment because I don't want my balls to be frenched kissed with a boot. I'M A MARINEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ladybamasun]

I gave birth to a Marine. Those three balls hurt more than his big ass head!! Semper fi Momma!

[TheMislocos]

This is what being a Marine is all about. True story I was there.

[BENZNUGGA]

GO FUCK YOURSELF

[TemplarMedic]

I have to learn how to say "I'm going to French Kiss your balls with my boots in Pashtu". I think it will come in handy.



[ChrisUSMC08]

Great as always lol

[NocturnalCulling]

Dick Blood and Tears Tshirt!

[dough5950]

marines lead the way OORA--- i'mean go FUCK YOURSELF!!!!

[DailyWalk365]

Spoken like a true Marine! I like it as much as my third ball. Semper Fi. Since I commented now you don't have to french- kiss my boots with your balls!  Lucky You.

[novadawne]

haahahahahah had to share this with my marine buddy and find out if the 3 ball thing is real...

[Gigantor1973]

Excellent, are we gonna see resolutions for Office Manager Destro, or perhaps Snake Eyes?

[lcpl1981]

OOOORAHHH! IF EVERYBODY DOESN'T LIKE THIS VIDEO I AM GOING TO CUT OFF YOUR HEAD AND PISS DOWN YOUR THROAT! [iminent=5U8RH9gUWfOB]

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I have just posted a cool Emoticon!

[Aim1This1Way]

This is the first one of these I've ever watched.. I'm so glad I did. -former USMC Sergeant.

[creativeimaginationz]

"French kiss your balls with my boots"

[theplab]

This guy is my second favorite right behind Jungle! Keep up the great work AFT!

[novareality]

Marines visit hell and kick pineapples up the anus of saddam hussein and osama bin laden just because we can.

[zarakisbiotch]

thank god i dont have any balls for you to french kiss with your boot.

[GreatPumpkinKing]

I've got a buddy who's a Marine and I've gotta say, AFT, you guys have hit the nail on the head with this character. Keep up the fucking great work.

[recon6498]

I'm going to french kiss your balls with my boots!

[killaman131]

how is there 515 likes 3 dislikes and only 495 views?

[steve32196]

lol hes a manly man

[hondalade1]

Nice

[TheChaoticdarklord]

Its hard not to like this asshole, lol



[TheClownpuncher69]

awesome!

[stupidfukker]

Lulz... So stereo typical of a marine...

[dsuperior1984]

AFT MARINE FTW

[23mchop]

I'm going to do a beefcake calender of me, in 12 different sexy poses, it will be called "Ladies, YOU'RE WELCOME!!"

[LucidHarbor]

@23mchop And if that existed we'd all buy it! ;) Haha

[jmparker1]

Great stuff!

[jln85259]

Good shit

[csocks20]

Awesome!

[austinb42]

i did it...please dont french kiss my balls

[jbruning1291]

GO FUCK YOURSELVES!!!!!!! French kiss my balls with your boots?

[jasonvlabar1]

Little baby Jeebus approves this message



[TMStepper]

I'll take the swimsuit models when you're done......

[dezlee]

I want this beef cake calendar.

[MizPelham]

Fucking awesome!!! Mission accomplished! bwahahahahaha... ps/ I pick the back seat!

[BlackFlagProperty]

A Marines third ball is not actually a testicle, its a small thermo nuclear device in the shape of chesty puller pissing on the dead body of Osama Bin Laden while drinking a fifth of Jack Daniels and dealing a royal flush to the three wise men.

[Campeize]

@BlackFlagProperty Well Put Good Sir! Er!

[GamerLad117]

He's talking about a diet, and I'm eating steak and eggs for breakfast. . . lol.

[bwilson0213]

marines have a third hidden ball because were a bigger man than youll ever be! hahaha i love these videos i first saw em in MCT when theyd show us moto videos to keep us awake in class

[spazzmo]

See you at the tractor pull!

[StraightDeu]

This free t-shirt would look great on me...just saying.

[inkedshinigami]

i like his diet

[duskstromz]

Jesus did grow up



[cowykillr]

How bout a free calender?

[whitetornado988]

Matt Damon!

[TheEndBosko]

hilarious!

[cllawrence4]

He is my hero!

[31415926585]

i want a calendar!

[olsonnl]

I want the calendar, too! Semper fi to all my Marine brothers and sisters.

[MrKd5jhk]

Right....their thats my comment! Now wheres my kick ass shirt!

[DGREYWOLF1]

Baby Jesus loves the Marines. Cause they keep heaven packed with fresh souls.

[crosshairjunky]

This just keeps getting better!!

[actionfiguretherapy]

@crosshairjunky You won a free AFT shirt for comment on AFT Marine's "New Year's Resolutions" video. Send us a message to claim your prize. Thanks!

[FellerMcBuddyGuy]

i want this calendar!

[whosurdaddy8907]

I want one of the fist bump skivvy shirts for my next tour

[ashikagaskilaa]

Oorah!

[threeelevenful]

at least you wont get shot in the dick if you dont comment..

snow is a beast.

[oh1bullitt]

lulz

[ceklahn]

lord and baby jesus, thank you for this hilarity that allows me to get through another day without choking the sh*t out of someone. Oh and the third ball.

[Squince01]

This guy kills me everytime!!!

[gertballyhead]

/thumbs up

[hramirez212]

Marines have a 3rd ball

[smsno1]

i makes me feel good, i was here from the beginning.

aft ftw.

[Seraphim3040]

Thumbs up if you want a calendar !!!! =D

[s40t5love]

Well done, where do I sign up for the ball boot french kiss?

[lopez41087]

Mission accomplished. Have you heard of the group motova8. They do cadence check it out. I want a shirt to wear on my unit pt.

[fiberglasshammer]

AHH Thats Great. Semper Fi to all my brothers and sisters out there. Also Devil Dogs keep your third ball warm this winter

[seanakear]

Need more of the marine

[usc0asty]

Go fuck yourself!!



[Gigantor1973]

Funny as always, keep up the good work

[mythinginit]

Niiice

[elroydamit]

Now everyone is gonna want a third testicle !

[Campeize]

@elroydamit Not Everyone Can Be A Marine! Yut!

[AlexStiks]

I'm gonna buy the fanciest, shiniest foreign sports car on the market. Then I'm gonna light that sum a bitch on fire, collect the insurance and buy 3 brand new ford mustains! Red White and Blue.

Murika..

[AmyShell]

You know what MARINES stands for? "Muscles Are Required Inteligence Non ESential" Hooyah NAVY!

[rozycheekz]

You guys should make a sexy calendar with all the characters...that would be hysterical!

[jerrymaricusandrews]

YUTTT!

[lowcoordination]

Marine doesn't get enough run

[warman211]

it wont be easy but he can do it

indoorin

[hand4200]

God Bless the Corps.

[indoorin]

How is he gonna get those sports illustrated models to meet him?

[thehennypenny81]

Semper Fi baby!

[bigmikecastle]

Youre the Best!!! Ooh-Rah!!! on a boat!!! My 3 balls loved it!!!

[NOLATAC]

You guys lack the ability to be unfunny. It is a little scary. From a Marine...dead nuts on fellows. AWESOME!

[Seiran83]

Ooh-Rah AFT Marine! Keep up the Moto in 2012!

[crossfire1108]

I would buy that calendar...... do it ;)

[purdyato]

My Ass Really Is Navy Equipment, Sir.... Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Essential....

[bryan11113]

French kiss your balls with my boot. Priceless.



[Skitzafit161]

BEEFCAAAAAKE!!!!

[markanthonycameron]

marines make promises; marines always keep! oh look at that! mission accomplished!

[AxeRiot1]

The third ball comes from his first enemy kill



[Monkey5862]

Nice, Haha

[Ford289HiPo]

Too cool!

[agememnom]

Oorah, but lol wtf, funny and odd memories of the Corps now arg, lol

[Supina54]

My first good laugh of the new year!! Keep em coming guys!

[timball55]

momma loves the arts

[firehawk3125]

French kissin balls with boots lol

[jdaprilia]

3rd Balls dont get in the way, and they make u a badass!

[LeLizardman]

hahahah i love french kissing balls with my boot! and oh ladies, thank you

[socasam17]

Glad I joined the navy. Not too sure I would enjoy a 3rd ball :)

[nalves57]

I want a free T-shirt. . . . . .or a booted french kiss to my balls sounds nice too

[hasting316]

3rd ball is on November 10th. The Marine Corps Ball.

[elijahrobinson]

I think an Army guy can kick his ass....

[supaninjanick]

I hate getting tricked into some long term bullshit relationship, lol.

[slowpoke96Z28]

not bad...

[ryarling]

it is just like every person I work with in the USMC. way to hit the nail on the head AFT. HAHA

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[stevenforrester87]

Come one marines aren't buying 3 mustangs with money... We buy beer, smokes, and guns!

[thelppeople97]

i got 4 balls ha.... looks like some one just got 1 upped

[gulfbay0]

ladies thanks you

[gulfbay0]

Ladys, Thanks You!



[whitefox1911]

Lmao im gonna start telling,pvts i'll french kiss their balls with my boot hahaha

[brunt89]

Awesome!!!!

[justinkase77]

Marines make promises...and how much protien is in your enemy's hatred?

[BENZNUGGA]

Oh yeah.......Go Fuck Yourself!

[BENZNUGGA]

You had me at "French Kiss My Balls"

[ammonrules]

Red White and Blue, one for each of my balls

[GUNNSPD923]

French kiss your balls with my boot, I love it

[collguyjoe99]

HAHAHAHA! Sounds like my old squad leader.

[poulinalexander]

great shit guys keep it up

[jameseckstein1]

Ah, this takes me back! Semper Fi!

[bwb3636]

I love aft. I have a battle buddy who is just like snow. I got him to watch and now my whole squad is loving it.

[greenbergam91]

oorah marine corp kill (i want a tee shirt)

[collguyjoe99]

@greenbergam91

Its Marine Corps.......... Now Jungle will have to introduce you to his Jungle balls

[TheTravelingbard]

well, the Marine made a damn good case for liking Favoriteing and commenting... i'd like his boots as far away from my scrotum as possible.

[ThirstyThurstday]

Another great one! Awesomesauce!

[kernbanks]

Free t shirt... I am game

[Helmbo]

Love it. Go fuck yourself!

[jovimprevot]

this guy makes me want to defect from the army to the marine corp

[blakeroberts88]

As a US Marine I agree 100% with everything AFT Marine has ever said. Ever.

[luisitopr2005]

thats what i said... yea about that.

[mroyster0323]

Love it. Another great AFT video!

[nuwishastail]

do you suppose Marines' third ball is internal or external?

[actionfiguretherapy]

@nuwishastail It might even be mobile. :-)

[nuwishastail]

@actionfiguretherapy "My God, its full of stars!"

[blakeroberts88]

@nuwishastail We keep our third ball locked up in the armory. It's way too dangerous and manly to be brought out in public...

[nuwishastail]

@blakeroberts88 good to know. The Marines at the Beijing Embassy, and Melbourne Consulate are certainly the seething-badass-wrapped-in-smi­les enough to warrant that.

[MrHdlopez]

awesome! Rah!

[hiluxmafia]

go fuck yourself!

[0352USMC1408SAPD]

I was on that same diet last year.

[onfloat17]

Did you steal your blue ball from the Navy?