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  • My idol

  • Haha I laughed so hard watching this

  • salt doesnt put out fire LOL

  • Were you on hoarders?

  • What an ingenious way to defrost meat! It's sublime and brilliant... set it on fire on the edge of the toilet. I couldn't have taught of that in a million years.

    I salute you Masaokis!

  • clean your damn house

  • pleasetellmeWHY.ppt

  • Is this real?? Or some sort of joke?? 0_o

  • God forbid you should get chemicals on your food while you're cooking on the toilet...

  • what the fuck did I just watch.

    

  • please do the dishes

  • What the fuck kind of meat is that.....

  • Funny note for everyone that has hate comments - he makes more money than you do. Way more money than you do.

  • @UniversalShrug dude who gives a shit how much money he makes. he lives a disgusting lifestyle.

  • I fry my steaks with oil. Ca you smell what the Rock is cookin?

  • "This apartment isn't messy if you know where to look. It's like a city"

    your apartment is like the industrial neighborhood of detroit. Clean your shit.

  • fukin gross ass shit dude. u nasty ass man.

  • Clean ur shit u dirty kunt

  • I too enjoy marinating my steak on dirty bathroom floors and toilet lids.

  • clean ur stove faggot

  • What. The. Fuck. You have one nasty ass home, dude. How do you bring women home to that?

  • I hope the people he knows are watching this......."Note to self: NEVER eat at his house or accept food from him." Damn, clean your apartment! SMH

  • The funny thing is...that is NOT steak. It's human flesh.

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  • How to cook with out giveing a fuck should be the title to this :D

  • lol. holy shit that place is FILTHY

  • How is it that Chef Ramsay won the title "Hell's Kitchen" over this guy?? I mean he's even got extra accessories including, toilet broilers and salt extinguishers!

  • his house looks disgusting. have some self respect man

  • You are a fucking slob, jesus christ

  • he put his blender in the oven.

  • The title should be how to remain an eternal bachelor.

  • Clean your fucking room house w/e the fuck it is....

  • First of all, why the fuck are you telling us about your cobwebs? What does that have to do with anything? Why are you showing us how to grill on a toilet and THEN on a stove. Make up your damn mind! Okay, finding something to elevate the oven grate... Alright... A FUCKING BOOK!? AND A CHUNK OF WOOD?! Now for the grand finale. We'll put out a potential kitchen inferno with some salt. I'm sorry man but you need some serious help.

  • Looks like the fucking Saw 1 bathroom.

  • This must be ned flanders new house that homer built for him lolol

  • SALT TO PUT FIRE OUT

    I'll remember that.

  • Why are you setting the meat your about to eat on your toilet???

  • The apartment really is like a city. I can imagine all of its inhabitants.

  • how the hell do you survive?!

  • OMG, that is a dirty kitchen...house...OMG...

  • ok

    hold on

    why do you have a toilet in your kitchen?

  • Who is this man?

  • @CrocoDuck420 one dirty motherfucker,that's who he is!

  • maximum disgusting

    i love it

  • Nasty shit clean nasty man

  • Did this guy die. From food poisin

  • Clean you stove viking

  • oh god it fell on the floor ew ew ew ew ew

  • Wtff! Was this! A caveman has a cleaner cave

  • Look at that disgusting apartment. Clean your house you filthy fucking creature.

  • Was it me or did he just say something about dinosaurs and martial arts

  • Apparently he studies law, speaks 4 different languages and lives in a modest house. He just uses that terrible property for his videos.

  • I refuse to believe he lives there, probably just goes there to film or something

  • Damn dude, CLEAN YOUR HOUSE NASTY.

  • He has a camera, yet his house is a fucking shit hole.

  • OMG!! CLEAN THAT FUCKING PLACE!!

  • I really am amazed he figured the battery would be to dangerous....still amazed

  • >Europe

  • @WiiPens >Canada

  • jesus fuck everything im outa here

  • ..... cokking on a toilet? my god....

  • is he still alive?

  • good thing you have a working health system in canada

  • he put a fire out with salt?

  • I have to have a meal with this guy, his food looks delicious

  • the title should be - HOw to cook steak after nuclear holocaust.

  • Has he done any videos in French?

  • hes a cave man look how he lives looks like an abandon shack lol

  • The way you live, You probably found that under your couch.

  • you disgusting fucking slob..wow....really...you live like a slob..

  • Holy fucking shit! I think this guy has a problem...he drinks to much V8!

  • Oh my god- I didnt know hoarders had their own cooking show too!

  • Oh god. I wouldn't eat anything that came out of your disgusting apartment. Go buy some bleach and clean. Good grief.

  • wtf is this... super-troll?

  • your house is disgusting

  • he admitted he had spider webs in his kitchen for years LOL

  • Oh God my sides.

  • Holy cock, this is hilarious.

  • Sorry dude, I couldn't get through one minute of that video. CLEAN YOUR FUCKING APARTMENT!!!! That is DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • i cant even look at this anymore its sooo messy!

  • SALT?!

  • this video made me clean my kitchen

  • this guy is the funniest fucking troll ever!  either this is a person who put WAY too much effort into trying to make this, or he seriously has problems!

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  • @Tidermans it's not that hard to trash an appartment

  • Did he seriously just put his toaster in the oven?

  • "we need something that produces heat."

    *walks past stove and into the bathroom*

  • Dude ... You dropped the steak on the bathroom flood of piss. Then you live in joes apartment, oh don't worry about changing the foil, the rats and roaches will do that for you. I think I will take my chances the bikers and gangs over that place.

  • Masaokis is the Wesley Willis of cooking.

  • Why do you have Japanese yen in your drawer?

  • You know, I consider my house "dirty" if there are crumbs on the counter.

    How wrong I am.

  • You know, I consider my house "dirty" if there are crumbs on the counter.

    How wrong I am.

  • That 'kitchen' just made me barf.

  • UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!! i'd rather spend 500$ on the stove!!

  • "We need something that produces heat."

    paper of course!

  • YOUR APARTMENT SHOULD BE CONDEMMED!

  • christ alive

    this is scary

  • most interesting kitchen i've ever seen...

  • I love how he always has some really random stuff just around. He'll just pull out a stick or a katana out of his kitchen cupboards like it's no big deal.

  • How did my kitchen end up on YouTube?

  • i pray to God that this is not real. this is nasty

  • Its like handy man corner.on the Red Green show gone horribly wrong

  • i believe thats an infants heart

  • I have now lost all faith in humanity.

  • Ew.

  • That is obviously not a steak. It is a human heart.

  • This guy would be living the high life in a post-apocalyptic world.

  • @atosafi1

    HA HA HA LOL

    bless you man, I liked your comment....

  • @10:54 massive black dildo?

  • Is this a meth lab? The place is filthy!

  • @ketann1973 Totally clean. You could manufacture CPUs in there. I bet your house/living quarters are filthy.

  • You faggots don't "get" it.

  • I'd rather be 1 week in a gang neighborhood then be 1 hour inside of that house.

  • Perfectly normal looking house.

  • I'd eat it

  • Ok, so, sure this "cooking video" might be a fake. XD But the apartment really is that disgusting.

  • "practiving martial arts you know millions of years ago dinosaurs in the streets back then or something".....o_O

  • Somehow, I doubt this is taught in culinary institutions. lol at the sounds at 9:08

  • Somehow, I doubt this is taught in culinary institutions.

  • dude...that is effin' gross...clean your house and quit cooking on your toilet...NASTY

  • If you put the steak in a baggy and then submerge it in water it will thaw evenly.

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  • what in the fuck...

  • your place is disgusting....

  • bloody hell...

  • Post-Apocalyptic Cuisine.

  • @1amsm1th That made me laugh out loud for real. I thought of Fallout 3 when i saw his house. xD

  • @1amsm1th Im sure we at that time of apocalypticness will still go out of the way to make and our find a grill

  • Yeah, don't spend 500 dollars on a grill ... or cleaning products ... or a living environment that will be productive to your well being .... what we need is more salt to put out kitchen fires, godammit!!!! Man, just go down to McDonalds and buy yourself a Happy Meal, and use their toilet while you're at it, it will be so much healthier for you in any way imaginable!

  • could the stove be any dirtier...

  • @TheBroncofan88 Fuck the stove. there is meat on a toilet. I dirty ass toilet.

  • is this shit for real??? is he fuckin serious? NOBODY can be this stupid.....can they? O_o

  • @fivedm5 Good Lord lets hope not.

  • i'd rather spend 500 dollars on a grill than do that hahahaha

  • LOL! Its not disgusting if you kow where to look! hahaha just keep lookin at the ceiling and you wont see any shit lying on the floor xD

  • that's a really nice shit hole.

  • poor guy lol

  • his place is worse than a crack shack.. people on crack want to keep it clean so the cops don't catch them.

  • @comanche119 They keep it clean cause they stayed awake all night digging through the cracks between the carpet and the wall tryin to find their crack. lol.

  • @jonsonBIMH rofl

  • I guess if you took a big enough shit, the warmth would cook the food right through.

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  • ... I am pretty grossed out right now XDDD. But at least I know why I found it on The Worst Stuff Ever website.

  • His steak is actually a frozen beef heart.

  • Found this in 'The Worst Stuff Ever!' But I feel it'd be more appropriate to name this as a collabo between 'Worst Stuff' and 'ReallyGhetto'

  • ...So gordon ramsey should like devour this guy alive.

  • yum. =="

  • this is so......wow! HAS to be a joke!

  • You know that room does remind me of a city you know. With the public pool is the sink you know. The toilet is the city dump. You know with the cockroaches being the thugs and criminals you know.

  • Un, Fucking, Believable.

  • I am 100% honest, I found this in 'The Worst Stuff Ever!'

  • @TheWolfGirlx Yep, that's where I saw this video too! Yuck!!!

  • haaaa!

  • ....thats a heart

  • This is hilarious

  • GROSS, jesus crist, can you clean that shit omg it's so horrible to watch but i must

  • it's called standard of living. If you are not discussed to eat something that was made on something that dirty.......you must be sent from the year 2020 to save sarah connor

  • @ramdeeproductions Not just good troll, this is The Prestige-level trolling. I mean, look at his house. That is a horrifying, unnatural dedication to being gross.

  • Trif! Just straight trifflen.

  • my all time favorite fail

  • I seriously can't believe how disgusting this is...

    I mean Crocs? Seriously??

    Disgusting footwear

  • this is gross

  • buy a tripod!

  • CLEAN UP

  • FROZEN MEAT IS THE BIGGEST CRIME TARD!!!!!!!!!!

  • What the fuck am I watching?? What the fuck!

  • Mc' Donald's inside ?

  • O.O good god that is disgusting

  • CLean ur fucking house. Ur a fucking slob.