Skin Care: Target Women

[rayechayelle1]

face amish hehe

[ReiGrim]

Isn't Vanessa Hudgens like 20 years old? Why would she use stuff like that, she's fucking young!

[baditudeahoy]

@ReiGrim because 20 year olds also wash their faces.

[ReiGrim]

@baditudeahoy What? I'm confused, don't you use soap for that?

[1stbrasscaptain]

But can a robot lady learn to love? @_@

[TheFinalAlice]

I use the first wave, but my face goes insane if I don't for even a few days. The second wave really does clean 50x deeper. In fact, it will drain all moisture from your skin, making your face look like a dried up lake. What face washes are better than this?

[MyStrawberryCookie]

FURBY :D

[KyorlinSinistra]

"We are way ahead where it counts - on the surface..."

[xloveshotx]

the last line of this is brilliant and the reason i watch all her videos. 

[usernamechristine1]

hilarious! ohhhh my god. I complain about these ads whenever I see them (which is rarely, thank god, because I don't really watch TV). thank you for making this!

[xQueenKristinx]

after years of using various cleansers, moisturizers, masks and creams, i completely stopped using all my face shit and just started washing my face with water. its only been about a month and my face is pretty much completely clear. if you have mild acne stop using face cleansers - if you have legit acne, go see a doctor for some acne meds. dont waste your time and money with all this bullshit.

[starblue324]

@xQueenKristinx I started washing my face with just water a few months ago and my acne is gone too.

[Alimaria]

@xQueenKristinx I'd say I have Mild acne, but just water didn't work, although neither did all the stupid cleaners. Going to the doctor TOTALLY helped though. And it was cheaper.

[TheFinalAlice]

@xQueenKristinx seriously?!

[InternetRagePlea]

@xQueenKristinx how is that possible, if you wear makeup? all water would do is sit on the top of my skin, smearing the foundation that has worked its way into my pores.

[BeeRich33]

@InternetRagePlea yer not to fuckin smart, are you? Finish high-school first, then try to approach logic, you idiot. Fuck anybody thinks they know everything, especially this idiot.

[lyonlamb]

This is awesome.

[diorain]

futuristic lab full of doctors treating a cloned woman lolxxx

[finalyover]

But can a robot lady learn to love? ...

[madoogliani]

Noticed how one product closes pores but the Neutrogena wave opens them? Waaaah, how do you close them again?

[p47y]

From a Chem. E. student with a Medicine student friend: The collagen molecule is too big to enter your pores, and it decomposes when it enters your digestive system. Plus, there is no effective way to target a certain area to receive the treatment, so if you did get the thing in there, it might end up in your ass.

tl,dr: Collagen is a lie!

[mmr11027]

@p47y True. There are no shortcuts. We have to eat stuff like spinach and all the stuff our Moms told us to eat that boost the skin's natural collagen production. Too bad the skin's natural collagen production slows with age. It's just Mother Nature's way of making our bodies signal to others that we are no longer at the top of our game. Oops I just made myself sad.

[EuropeanSkinCare]

Holistic practitioners do not have 100 natural skin care tips, but there are thousands of common cosmetic ingredients they want us to avoid

[amoryazucar]

hahaha face amish!

[spellcheek]

we were practically face amish!

[JessicaRabbit1011]

is it bad that this made me want to buy face stuff :0

[DrakeMagnum]

I approve this message.

[kives1985]

I never pay attention to those commercials because I am a dude, but now that I think about, they do make up sciency words. 

[originaljawz]

i really gotta stop reading comments ... they ruin all the jokes :(

[Scarletthelps]

I miss your show!!!!

[PimpMyParadigm]

did you crack up at "7 non exisant layers of skin"!!????? i could stop laughin i saw it cming i as like 9 layers whaaa? haha

[GoddessofEggrolls]

"I wouldn't scoff at the clone lab!" o:

[pushelildaisies]

What's hilarious is that there is a Juvederm ad on the YouTube site during this video. Can't get away from the shite.

[AnneSinclair]

brilliant!

[siamese63]

@AnneSinclair

hilarious!

[xfronwenzyoucamex]

dermis + epidermis + 7 non existent layers + marbles = TEN!

[butterbat]

Why don't those dermatologists have great skin?

[republicausp]

1:05 But can a robot lady learn... to *love*?

[palipride47]

Between the Wave, and the vibrating mascara brush, I've got well disguised vibrators always on the go!

[oxjr]

@palipride47 the best is the humming bird by oral b.... it is a totally awsome clit stimulator. It is for flossing ...yeah right.

[rosemarylove86]

lol This is funny! What a great video. Some of the products out there are just rediculous. What's even more rediculous though is that alot of us women don't even think twice about some of the outrageous claims skin care companies are making!

[BeingInTheMessiah]

Iv always thought this way about commercials. they are so full of crap

[raphael3712]

"If you'll notice, it passes right through the epidermis, dermis, 7 non-existent layers of skin, and right down to the marbles."

I had similar thoughts when they said 9 layers deep. Those dang anatomy teachers lied to me, the comercial proves it.

[Pogosmistress]

xD Dear god, I hope you are being sarcastic.. there are only 3 layers to our skin.

[raphael3712]

Of course I'm being sarcastic. lol. I know from my anatomy classes that there are two layers of skin (epidermis and dermis) as well as a layer under the skin that's often grouped with the layers of skin called the hypodermis.

[Steeple333]

Three? Dermis, epidermis, and what?

[jasonx1214]

cutlis

[doppleobstinotch]

MMmmmm.... Biospheres....Any product with a scientific diagramic elucidation must be legitimate!

[icudntfindaname]

bahhahah 9 layers..bs!

[geoog1]

If you'll notice it passes through the epidermis, dermis, seven non-existent levels of skin and right down to the marbles.

[hanitra]

OH NO BODY AGING!

[dehvmos]

but can a robot lady learn to love?^_^

[Fran144]

FUTURE IS NOW !!

[madoogliani]

Hyaluronic isn't even a chemical - it's the first part of a chemical's name. It has to be hyaluronic something; I'm pretty sure it's an acid. But maybe it sounds more *bioactively* convincing when you don't talk about putting ACID on your skin.

[mrsbrown333]

Im almost 60 and I LOVE wrinkles..in fact, I prefer them. this little girl is funny, keep it up!

[symelian]

i'm getting the one that goes right to the marbles ... mmmmmmmm... marbles.....

[kajatheecho]

She is so cool.

[brebre1920]

7 non existent layers of skin!!!! hahahahaha

[happymerryjoygirl]

L

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[gillisledoux007]

gentle vibrations helps open pores....this product is definintly for washing your face...yup  **vibrating noise**

[halfacig]

Are you masterbating in their?

No mom! Just opening my pores to make them micro clean!

[spagerbot]

I can't tell you how many times I've said that.

[Mortalvis]

@gillisledoux007 i didn't get it until i watched read your comment over a few times XD

[MaiLouIsLegend]

Apparently aging is classified as a disease.

True story

[beautifulbeast4]

Sarah, You are one of the funniest People ever :D

[SamarkandChan]

"But can a robot lady learn to laugh?" Haha! Laughed so hard at that.

But I love skin care though. ;P

[KrystelLucas]

I thought she said love.

[mordrelaballe]

I think she said love, but it was funny either way.

[EarthlyMaidenLita]

I was hoping that in the Future we would have robots that would take over the school so the nerds would rule...

Well, at least our skin will look clean..

[iaffe]

the end was so deep man :)) "on the surface"

[lilbluehersheykiss]

oh i get it! it's a vibrator!

[Kristiekins2]

XD pretty much...

[Helenripley]

'This product is definitely to watch your face! Yeah!'

LOL!!

[SketchyBob]

LOLOLOLOL...

But can a robot lady learn to love? XDDD i love that.

[CrazyKawaii]

HAHAA!!! love it. the wave... DEF for face... yeah... face. but all it does is vibrate LOL :D

[hersheykissed123]

posture.

[RealCheeseOnly]

"But can a robot lady learn to love?" best part. These vids are so funny!! thanks Sarah!

[EarthlyMaidenLita]

Chemistry stuff! :D

[arji1982]

I'm translating this video into Spanish. Please, can anybody tell me what "right down to the marbles" mean? Thanks a lot.

[slut4berniesanders]

I think she just means all those blue circles look like marbles, like marbles the toy. I can't help you with Spanish, though.

Actually, I guess "losing your marbles" is an idiom for going crazy, so the marbles under your skin layers could be brains or something?? But I think she is just talking about the blue circles.

[arji1982]

Thank you.

[bathoryanna]

hey right down to the marbles quiere decir , es mas bien un chiste, porke en el video se ven esas bolitas color azul k se llaman "marbles" asi k dice k pasan todas las capas de piel...hasta llegar a los mabrles..como si tuvieramos marbles en realidad :) espero te ayude !

[bathoryanna]

pues un reply ahi arriba :P si necesitas mas ayuda avisate

[arji1982]

¡Muchas gracias! Al final lo traduje por algo así, sí.

Muchas gracias por ofrecerte a ayudarme. Si te interesa ver los vídeos subtitulados ya te diré la página.

[1chienandalou]

Sarah Haskins is one of the best observers of society and culture today. AND she's a fine comedian. Hats off!

[m00nchyme]

"this product is definitely fro washing your face. yep!" bahaha. no WAY i never would have thought of that

[franeh13]

maybe the buzz of the end could turn into a hint :p

[tara8231]

Hilarious and so true!

[MysteryManoLove]

Yea well lets target luberjacks and construction workers for an ill fated market, why not? How about that? You honestly think that men will buy more moisturizer than women? C'mon!

[arji1982]

I'd like to find Spanish subtitles for her videos or make them myself (if I had the complete transcription, because I miss some parts). Does anybody know where I can find any?

[GreenMasterplan]

But.. can a robot lady learn to love?

[TTINUHPLOTR]

Lol, The Wave=a minor's substitute for a vibrator.

[jeremilone]

7 not existed layers of skin!!!

[Tutoman2]

hahaha, very talented that girl :P

[zinnycat1597]

this is so funny! five stars!

I love these target women videos

[jeef0s]

ahahaha definetly for washing your face.

[Jenniedvm]

The wave: The best thing since the electric toothbrush in states where buying vibrators is illegal.

[tobascodagama]

"At the cellular level" is one of my favourite nonsense phrases from these things. Because all that silly "soap" stuff magically avoids your cells and cleans... something else. I don't know. Stop asking me things! It's science!

[lzhiu]

We were practically face-Amish!

I cannot stop watching these... I love you, Sarah. Even if you have body aging.

[smrodan]

this chick is fucking brilliant... LOVE HER

[14274994]

right down to the marbles. rofl

gotta get that neutrogena wave. for my skin.

[slestack27]

9 layers of skin!? haha

[floralundies]

"But can a robot lady learn to love?"

Why has no one raised these questions before! Haha

[IIwAnDII]

haha..it took me twice..but i understood the vanessa hudgens soap thing..xD

[IIwAnDII]

the best part of current is sarah haskins target woman

[TatPeck3]

Wait wait wait...biospheres? The biosphere definitely refers to the interaction of Earth's ecosystems...

[seangamble2]

lol thats exactly what i was thinking

[zinnycat1597]

when I first saw this on TV, I just went "wait... did they say biospheres?"

Do they think all women are morons? Seriously....

[FuzzyDuck]

I love Sarah Haskins. So satisfying to see her go after corporations hijacking science and making it look stupid in their ads.

[perpiotrredman]

such poor targeting. :D

[Mattmon2]

Oh yes, it has Pore-Targeting Technology!

[bryseana]

Why aren't men in any of these wrinkle commercials? ha

Great video.

[ErichoTTA]

Good point!

[Steeple333]

Because society dictates that if a man gets wrinkles, he looks wiser. If a woman gets wrinkles, she just looks old.

[segedinacm]

BEST!!!

[ammay5]

LMFAO..hilarious!!!!

[opranoodlmantra]

"But can a robot lady learn to love?"

BRILLIANT!

[archivesbc]

Dear Neutrogena/Olay/another stupid brand.

I tried your product "downunder" but that area still seems wrinkly.

Answer: either you have failed to use our shaver...errr... Wave product, or you have to spread some more of the product in order for it to overcome the bush you're growing there and THEN go through those nonexistent layers

[AirForce194]

LOL

[nlchamps07fan]

LMAO! its definately for the face! lol i like scientific words cuz i sound smart!

[10mintwo]

FUCK! my facial cleanser only goes through 5 nonexistent layers of skin down to some flat hexagonal pieces of plastic.

[Pheenak]

omg why dont u guys get views ur stuff is hilarious

[JBSauce]

I see the appeal of the Neutrogena Wave...

[jp3d2k]

lmao @"neutrogena wave" !!!

[Noyjeetut]

LOL

[aelive]

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