July 14, 2008: Broken Glass, Challenges, Patriot Act!

[gothicagal]

OMG WOMAN! D: OUCH!

[youknowsit45]

You're the only other person I've ever seen eat broken glass.

USA PATRIOT act - a stupid acronym for an even stupider law.

[mrnvisible]

Okay last comment, does anyone else think she reminds you of Felicia Day?

[mrnvisible]

And what do you mean you USE to be a part of Circus della Morte, you still are and always will be, in fact you have a show coming up soon :)

[sgtzombiegirlrpd]

I have no shows ever because of moving far away. I miss you guys always though. A lot. I think about you and the circus constantly.

If you ever come to NYC and wanna do a show, it's just a bus ride from where I'm at.

[mrnvisible]

Oh and yay for Shin Chan song, I have that on my Ipod.

[mrnvisible]

Oh sure, do it on yourself and it works perfectly, do it on me and you are a {bleeping} sadist.

[sgtzombiegirlrpd]

hahahaha, I'm sorry! I have no problem accidentally hurting myself. I can't bring myself to INTENTIONALLY hurt you!

[LadyPsylocke]

Beck, You need to look up Jasper Maskelyne. He did the razor blade trick, also.

Love ya babe

[sgtzombiegirlrpd]

Kick ass!

[ThisStupidUserName]

Dude, I love that bumper sticker! Where'd you find it?

I agree that the patriot act is so messed up. I'm glad I've never had to deal with it jsut being a library lackey so far. I had plenty of Library Science profs that had major opinions for it though that it took major strength not to strangle them.

[sgtzombiegirlrpd]

I don't remember! Somewhere online, for sure.

[chocolatecauldrons]

You are.

Absolutely.

Freaking insane.

And also awesome and I'm dead excited to meet you!

[sgtzombiegirlrpd]

Yessss! Meeting you is one of the things I'm most excited about at Terminus!

[chocolatecauldrons]

Hurrah! Let's drink coffee until our brains become over-stimulated and then circulate spouting impressive words at people and acting all portentous and hyperactive! Then let's film it and try to sell it to MTV!!!

[Orgil56]

(shakes her head and sighs defeatedly)

[sgtzombiegirlrpd]

Love you!

[Lizzilicious]

I didn't want to go to my prom but I went because my friends badgered me into it. I didn't dance very much, the food was crap, and one of my friends was pissy the whole time. We drove the limo back to another friend's house and the rest of my girlfriends cried because the night was omgsowonderful and over :P It pales in comparison to EVERY other thing I've ever been to. Hahaha.

You're so totally rocking with the circus acts.

We need to talk about our ad for the NYC booklet.

[sgtzombiegirlrpd]

I think you managed to hit every single reason I hate hanging out with girls.

FB me baby!

[Lizzilicious]

Its part of teh high school. Ick. On my way to Facebook town.

[grhmbdgr]

Now personally I would have gone with Zombie Ninjas instead of cyborg Ninjas, but overall a pretty awesome choice.

*Runs off to read The Zombie Survival Guide again*

[sgtzombiegirlrpd]

1. Ninjas are wildly overrated

2. Consider Zombie physiology. Ninja moves would only work so long on a rotting corpse. By the third episode you'll have limbs flying off when they try to attack. It's just not feasible; this is why zombies limp rather than run (excepting certain films). Their bodies can't handle that level of activity.

:-D

[grhmbdgr]

1.Ninja's are not wildly overrated, while not as awesome as their samurai brethren they are still made of win.

2.Zombie ninja's are totally viable, sure their limbs would start flying off, but 1. think of how deadly flying ninjas limbs clutching sharp weaponry would be, 2. zombies are easily replaceable, and come in large quantities, think of them like disposable razors, sure they don't last long but when you run out you can go to the.. zombie wallgeens and pick up a new pack?

:P

[sgtzombiegirlrpd]

As a long advocate of zombie rights, I find your second point entirely reprehensible and free of morals. I can only hope that your proposal is a Swiftian display of wit and not a true representation of your feelings toward zombie welfare and rights.

And anyway, you don't *need* flying sword-wielding-zombie-arms when the zombies are sentient and can shoot laser death rays (re: cyborg). Laser. Fucking. Death rays. Mix a little airborn T-Virus into that laser, and you got yourself a meal, baby.

[grhmbdgr]

The day a zombie can match the intelligence of a human being I will be willing to concede full rights to the zombie population.

*glances at the people who can't locate the U.S. on a map*

Ok so I will give you that point.

Now concerning this sentient death ray wielding zombie type, this I have a problem with. A sentient zombie defeats the point doesn't it? A sentient zombie would cease to be a pure zombie and would instead be more of a vampire (by definition, a sentient animated corpse).

[sgtzombiegirlrpd]

1. I literally LedOL

Ok, sentience is arguable, because it is a result of machine and not nature. The zombie aspect gives our friends an inherent weapon against mankind in addition to cybernetics.

I like to think of zombies as the working man's vampire. Both have a horrific scary mythos, but the vampire just seems like the zombie's pompous, pretentious, pretty boy cousin with too much hair gel and no work ethic.

[grhmbdgr]

I would definitely have a zombie army over a vampire army. Ever since that Vampire Union formed their prices have skyrocketed and they just seem to have gotten lazier, not to mention having to assert your dominance over a bunch of pompous arrogant immortals.

But back on topic, zombies. I will give you that cyborg-zombies with death rays that released an airborne T-Virus would be an incredible destructive force, I have just always had an affinity for old fashioned swords, personal preference.

[downriverkayak]

I totally missed prom! I had to be away on a camping trip the week of mine and one of the girls I was with was pretty bummed about missing it, so me and the others organized this whole tribal themed "prom" and it was pretty epic. lol

[sgtzombiegirlrpd]

Tribal prom? Oh man, I'm picturing loin cloths and pigs blood smeared on skin. That sounds hardcore.

[grhmbdgr]

No prom is complete without some animal sacrifice and ritualistic voodoo dance amirite?

[downriverkayak]

Well it was more like bathing suits and charcoal and jam smeared on the skin. haha

[thevanishingcabinet]

I never went to prom. Wasn't my thing, never had a date to go with, and just couldn't afford to.

That's an awesome bed sheet outfit and photo!

[sgtzombiegirlrpd]

Thanks!

I think you're way better off spending the time and energy at a Potter Conference ball than at prom.

[arapanasati]

Wow..you're kind'vee mental..in a good way, I think =]

[sgtzombiegirlrpd]

:-D Yeah, I guess so kind of.

[brandif021477]

Hey Ms. Becky...you are freakin crazy. I still can't believe you eat glass! That is one really old picture of Andrew on your fridge. I love watching your videos and they keep me informed on library stuff!

[sgtzombiegirlrpd]

Yeah, it's his senior pic from high school! I don't even register his age when I see it, but he's younger than I am in that picture. Weird!

[laureninstlouis]

I'm pretty sure I went to my prom, but I don't remember anything about it. Quite likely I was inebriated. It was also 25 yrs ago, so cut me a break. But yeah, in general, I agree with Dani that prom is overrated. If you believed the hype, you'd think it would be something you'd never forget, right?

I'm completely freaked out by you eating glass! And completely in love with your bumper sticker.

Love you!

[sgtzombiegirlrpd]

Well it was something I'll never forget, but there's a lot of bland uninteresting bullshit I'll never forget because it takes less effort to remember.

<3!

[wrocktastical]

Abra Cadavra,

Those fish net stocking are hot!

kidding, kidding. XD

[sgtzombiegirlrpd]

:-D Why thank you!

[daniartist]

Prom - overrated.

I think Camie should be allowed to use meat. I imagine Slytherins would eat lots of hippogriffs and unicorns and all that is cute and fuzzy, but then again, not my punishment.

I was a pirate for the ball. Yaaaaaar.

[sgtzombiegirlrpd]

She's vegetarianish now, so I don't think it'll be as hard as it would be if she weren't. Plus, I need food ideas.

[gir1inthemirror]

I actually really loved my prom. It was totally worth any craziness while planning.

And I LOVE your bumper sticker.

Librarians shall rule the world.

<3's

[sgtzombiegirlrpd]

Heck yes! Librarians rule!

It's nice to hear happy prom stories.

[gumbionics]

At my prom I had really interesting dyed blonde hair. It was in Galveston at a beautiful hotel overlooking the water. If I can scan a pic I'll show you just for the hair laughs.

-Clay

[sgtzombiegirlrpd]

Yes, show me!