Mr. Deity

[vincemealfull]

The woman who plays Lucifer (Lucy) is quite attractive too. I wouldn't mind working for her.

[marniespeaks]

couple of years late, but better late than never

[IzzySpeaks]

adblock FTW you guys didnt collect shit from me

[Wrathmont313]

0:35 lmao! Most infectious laugh ever.

[DoctorNociceptor]

AHA! I KNEW IT!!1!

[Wrath0fKhan]

Try again later? Interesting...

[CaptainChaos]

The video doesn't play. It just says "an error occurred. Please try again later." What's going on? Is it to do with this Crackle business, whoever the hell they are?

[seeker6789]

Great response from Penn. Nice to see a celebrity take a joke well and not go the other way. I'm a big fan of Penn and Teller and the Mr Deity crew. Kudos to everybody!

[gurucarcar]

See, he finally admits it!

[Golgafrinchamdent]

Just to let you know... I would have liked to see the vid but I do not watch COMMERCIALS  on Youtube.... Ever.

[rankrodney]

@Golgafrinchamdent Hey princess! Why are you a censoring fascist? Why do you have penis breathe? Are you a gay Nazi?  Redundant as all Nazi's bite the pillow!

[Golgafrinchamdent]

@rankrodney What the fuck are you even talking about and do you even know what a nazi or a fascist is? And just how the hell am I supposed to to have censored anything at all. You are an ingnorant, burden on society and on your family.... in other words, you are a leftist termite.

[rankrodney]

@Golgafrinchamdent  Your vagina drips profusely!

[IoEstasCedonta]

@Golgafrinchamdent No free lunch, prick. Anything you get for free, unless it's some philanthropist's feel-good indulgence for all the throats he had to slit to get where he is, is paid for by either taxpayers or advertisers. Live with it.

[Golgafrinchamdent]

@IoEstasCedonta Who the fuck do you think you are calling me a prick out of the blue like that. I know perfectly well how the world spins. And I was speaking to the advertisers by voting with my feet. That is my right and my voice. You fucktard.

[IoEstasCedonta]

@Golgafrinchamdent So you want Youtube to be either a paid service or funded at the barrel of a gun. Good to know.

[darkknight9761]

This is cool. It's nice to see "we're" working together.

[GulSalve]

Hahahahahahaha :)

[lmo625]

it sucks



[sulljoh1]

He admitted that he ripped the scene off from the God delusion by Richard Dawkins.

[Jcolinsol]

@sulljoh1

Ugh, why would you want to rip off a weeny like dawkins?

[sulljoh1]

@Jcolinsol Because he's brilliant, if a little blunt for some people.

[Jcolinsol]

@sulljoh1

Bleh, I don't think he's brilliant. He strikes me as a stunted little misotheist, terribly maleducated in philosophy, and ultimately lacking an intuitive grasp of morality or knowledge.

Basically, he lacks a soul, and soul is the font of all brilliance, in my perspective.

[sulljoh1]

@Jcolinsol Ok, maleducated in philosophy. He admits as much. But pretty good in science. Have you ever met the guy? He's not nearly as arrogant or strident as you would expect from his books.

[Jcolinsol]

@sulljoh1

Yes, I find that science enthusiasts are much better employed in the actual field, rather than as cheerleaders. I wish Dawkins would focus more on science, and less on professional opinion having.

Yeah, I'm sure he's very personable, er, in person. That only goes so far with me, what I seek out in interacting with people is profundity. I get the feeling that hanging out with dawkins would be a bit like interacting with a well behaved born-again christian.

[sulljoh1]

@Jcolinsol haha. Maybe a little. But I am glad we have slightly over the top people like him, Carl Sagan, Lawrence Krauss, etc. Some people respond better to those types than their old biology/physics teachers.

[Jcolinsol]

@sulljoh1

Mmm, and like, Michio Kaku, whose completely batshit.

I suppose that can be the case, specifically in the area of teaching. I actually tend to like Neil deGrasse Tyson for that better, though he and Dawkins share some similar views. Le sigh, when will scientists give up this materialist dogma?

[sulljoh1]

@Jcolinsol I may be wrong here but I think Steven Weinberg, who is a pretty strong atheist, has denounced a strict materialism in "Dreams of a final theory." Look it up yourself if you have time. Maybe it was determinism or positivism, not materialism. I'm not great with all these -isms

[pennsays]

Hi Penn fans. Penn Says videos have been discontinued, so you won't be seeing any new content on here. You can check out our Profile on our Channel Page for more info. We'll still be checking in, so hope to keep chatting with you all! Thanks!

[Chesterton7]

sigh

[Matismatt]

Mr. Deity and the Magic. Brilliant.

[iamaverylazysob]

Respond to this video...i kid but i would like to comment you always look huge maybe you are and maybe you aint i still know you can physically beat the pope to an inch of his life . i usually judge a persons character off of what would they do if they were in thunder dome example bush v obama ? obama why? cause i imagine he would prepare for the match more

[iamaverylazysob]

Respond to this video...satan lover

[666DJL]

because I am...

then the sony logo comes up,

perfect!

[hotmercedes]

Mr D and Lucy are married in real life. I have chatted with him and the funny thing is, he is an Atheist and She is NOT! yeppers she is a christian. Jimbo is also an Atheist and on a side note has officially endorsed the XBOX360 over the PS3 to me. Jesse doesnt get online much at all.

[mytv80]

haha yeah that was funny and im glad mr penn thought so too. mr penn should be a guest at mr. deity! that would be awesome!!!

[deepraine]

would love it if mr. deity got on the air.

[tifacola]

I thought you were going to knock Mr. Deity. I'm glad you're flattered and have a sense of humor. :)

[Epydemic2020]

In case anyone wants the link to the mr deity video he is talking about.

watch?v=0KSLRjDR4aQ

[pennsays]

@Epydemic2020 Thanks for the link!

[angesteele]

@AncientAtheist: I agree with you...If the Sundance Channel can run Green Porno, then Mr. Deity has GOT to be picked up by SOME cable channel.

[nlytend1]

lol...sob stoll my line

[AncientAtheist]

Mister Deity is possibly the best real "show" on YouTube. It deserves a slot on HBO or Showtime but I think the network execs are cowards. No way this would not be a huge success, but they'd also get a lot flack from the Christian Right.

[Phelan666]

@AncientAtheist It shouldn't be on any of those channels. I like it when it's free ;)

[diogopicchi]

what! i thought Penn WAS Satan! lol. and i worship him lol

[Chaturgha]

I love ya Penn, but I just have to ask... was that red fingernail polish on your nails?

[Hathen]

yes. u he always wears that..

[redtide2012]

Penn you will use just about any slang and profanity word under the sun except Faggot. Is it because you're a homosexual and have double standards?

[eeedel]

he doesnt use ANY racial/hate speech slurs. you're nitpicking.

[eeedel]

the hell are you talking about? i didnt remove anything. you asked Penn(a fucking retarded ass question like:) "DUR How cumes you donts say Faggot?!, is it because yer gay?" and I was just explaining to your silly loose canon ass that he doesnt use racial slurs or ANY hate speech, and you asking such a random ignorant question like that was pandering and nitpicking because you had nothing of value say about the video.

[sxziesj]

u iz dum dum. lol

[Eldxale]

Until Penn Says can be viewed by everyone, I will not buy any Sony products.

[libertarianjury]

LOL -- "Because I am"

[libertarianjury]

DEITY -- HE COVETS ME!

[forcesurger]

Your show has made me realize a lot about our world, and I appreciate it. I've watched your show since the beginning, funniest stuff- plus amazingly informative, and OH SHIT! PENN HAS A YOUTUBE ACCOUNT!! Meaning! more information! You're the man, keep up the good work.

[BigLSexo2]

god i miss Penn and Teller, Pen i miss your radio show dam it i need my Monkey Tuesdays lol

[espaceman000]

Same here. It's been what, nearly three years? And I'm still in mourning!

[Eldxale]

I don't know about everyone else, but my comments have been aimed at Crackle.

Also, it's not just Canadians who can't watch Penn Says. It's everyone except Americans. Even Americans living in other countries can't watch Penn Says.

[InMemoryOfTaz]

i understand that your generalizing here but i live in oklahoma and i try to watch almost everyday so. and i only watch because i realized he was funny as hell in bullshit and he was one of the only reasons i watched the penn and teller shows so ya i started watching. and frome what ive heard of canada i think i need to abondon the u.s. before it does go to hell.

[BenU314159]

Um... I am american and I watch this show all the time.

[Eldxale]

Good for you.

[adammcg2]

Unavailable in the UK - UNSUBSCRIBED!

[bc9021010001]

The copyright is out of Penn Jillette's hands? Wait, let me laugh. So much for this being a "personal video diary." It's is a slickly-produced corporate product concocted to appear like something real. At least he stopped deliberately shaking the camera a while back and using the shittiest angle and lighting he could find to add to the pretense. So they have a staff producing it and screening the comments -- looks like a staff writing kiss-ass comments too. Pathetic.

[itsallgoodTV]

dude, I can't wait until you're proven wrong.  it must suck to have such a meaningless existence.

[stimulii]

because I am...

lol

[golddigger159]

One star for censorship.

It's .....BULLSHIT!!

[sxziesj]

what?

[golddigger159]

What? This comment is months old, why are you replying to such an old comment??

"Penn Says..." is no longer available in most countries.

I call that sensorship.

[sxziesj]

You do have a problem with me replaying to an old comment? Is there a problem with that?

If there is, you might want to talk to the reps for youtube to remove the "Reply|Spam" Until then, I will reply to all of your comments.

Also, you might want to talk with Sony and the place you live. It's not video's fault. It's not Penns fault. It no one buy yours!

[golddigger159]

You're absolutely correct, that was a really dumb reply I made to you, please accept my apology. Of course you're welcome to reply to any of my, or anyone else's comments anywhere on youtube.

I'm sure the non-availability of this site to Australian users is not true censorship, but is based on marketing, copyright or advertising reasons. It still pissed me off at the time, and the end result is the same.

[Ememel]

Since when are "Penn Says" videos only available in the USA? I liked them and living in Sweden I would like the status returned to normal videos without special copyright restrictions.

[ExTester]

Complain to Sony as they own the copy rights to the video. That or just find a proxy to go through.

[Eldxale]

Sony is the one reading these comments.

[Erica2Lives]

"He's an attention whore..."

No, Jerry Springer and Geraldo are attention whores. Penn (and Teller) give something positive back to society, and have been doing so for decades. We need more people like Penn becoming household names, not airheaded flakes like Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton.

[cubbyguy1]

great comment 100% true

[cuntscab555]

penn's name is on it and that means he's responsible. his relationship with sony is his own business

[bc9021010001]

So maybe fat Vegas hack pretending this slick corporate-produced product is his "personal video blog" will finally get a clue and hang it up.

[St0nedent1i1ty]

Sorry mate, but this is Bullshit :/ I cant watch a single video due to living in England... what the hell is this...

[mike23984]

Unsubscribed from penn says and and 1 star'd until they lift the restrictions.

[HylianSpirit]

Wow, Penn, don't let them censor you to a single country, man!

You should have the ultimate say in whether YOUR voice is censored or not.

Tell Crackle to get bent.

[98sibuna]

1 star vote due to "Copyright restrictions".

Reasons are same with anyone else living outside of USA. Is there no boundaries with greed? Or is this just case of grave ignorance? - To be seen

[brumac44]

Great show if you live in the US. Otherwise you're screwed. Great job on the anti-censorship, Penn.

[pennsays]

We hear your complaints and frustrations; please do not take our sometimes delayed responses for insensitivity. This is a complex issue, and is taking some time to sort through. I know you have all been patient, but I must ask for you to remain patient so we can accurately address the issues you have. You are free to speak your mind here on the wall, but understand that this takes time. Thank you

[neuronstorm]

Sorry penn.. you've *earned* my 1 star rating.

Luckily your ex-international audience can still 1-star your vids - even if we can't watch them.

[morlandi70]

NO OFFENSES HERE... Just disapointment for not being able to access your channel from "the rest of the world".

[mpdykeman]

I wish you would allow syndication of your vids so that I can watch them on my iPod. I am missing a lot of your stuff because of this....

[barakuda1111]

Censorship whore... bunch of sad ppl :(

[realblublu]

I wish I could watch this, too bad you're censoring it from me because I don't live in the USA. Censorship sucks and those who support it are assholes.

[NihongoMusic]

haha I'm subscribed to Mr. Deity and that one was one of my favs :D

glad you like it too!

[shreddakj]

PennSays can't be watched in New Zealand WTF? Who puts copyright restrictions on a freaking Vlog? Corporate American elitism is what this is.

[lifeofryli]

WTF! PennSays can't be watched in Canada??? Why is that? This is censorship. It is insidious.

Penn, are you mute? It's not like this is some matter of national security. It's a vlog - a rant. WTF?

[Eldxale]

I really wish I could watch this video. Crackle, fix this.

[nakedisland]

Open your channel to countries other than the U.S.. There are other countries in the world and I, like many others, will no re-subscribe until this is dealt with.

[SourAppleKiss]

the bullet trick you and teller do for your Vegas Show is AWESOME, I'm not surprised that God couldn't figure it out

[debbieomi]

Mr. Diety is one of my faves on youtube. They are smack on every episode. Love "Words" also!

[alixinthemiddle]

XD i knew it, Penn! I KNEW IT!!!

Alix approves.

[dartrip4]

and so am i... hail satan! lolz!

[cartthew]

"he works for me" lol nice

[marniespeaks]

would like to see Penn on Mr Diety

[ShredderMetal]

We do have company picnics. At the last one we had a totally killer ladder golf tourney. I sucked. Penn did show up later, and yes...he's 600 feet tall.

[fywacia]

I work for Satan to. It's a shame that Satan doesn't have company picnics or Halloween parties for his employees, otherwise I would have gotten a chance to meet Penn and engage in an interesting conversation with him.

[teddybeardustin]

Lucifer takes it in the ass for cash. So does God.

Funny thing is that when God spreads his ass open for your money not only do people give but they also defend.

[bc9021010001]

Penn Jillette does not work for anything as exotic as Satan.

Penn Jillette works for:

1. Zionist Sumner Redstone, who owns "Penn & Teller: Bullshit," and has his army of winged monkey lawyers trying to take over YouTube in a bogus lawsuit;

2. Zionist Howard Stringer, who runs Sony;

3. Cato Institute corporate propaganda mill funders, such as ExxonMobil, Monsanto, Walmart, Philip Morris, JP Morgan Chase, etc.

Fat fuck is a dancing monkey errand boy shill.

[ZachsMind]

bc9021010001: "Fat fuck is a dancing monkey errand boy shill."

Yes, and you are a bad comic strip, a California zip code, and the binary code for go fuck yourself.

[steffiphill]

Priceless man.

[ZachsMind]

Here's hoping Penn makes a special guest appearance in a future Mr. Diety episode as Lucy's bitch. That would be epic. The whole community of YouTube would have a geekgasm.

[rulerofu25]

Lol gata love your rants satan i mean penn >_>

[dorkydevil]

why does he have one finger painted?

[Crimsonpie]

Because he killed a man for asking personal questions

[OmnipotentO]

he said why on one of his PennSays

[Stachowski92]

2 Reasons:

1. In memory of his mother.

2. Makes a good distraction when you do a magic trick.

[jhonnyboy2050]

because he was raped when he was a kid.

[codediporpal]

It's an illusion. Actually, his other 9 fingers are painted.

[debaser71]

you idiots the EAC is a running joke...google some images /eyeroll

[jhonnyboy2050]

penn, shut the fuck up, you're better off dead, seriously just do us a favor and die, please die.

[xlangman11]

FUCK YOU, penn and teller are the definition of

EPIC111

so go fuck your self

[makaisenki]

What's that say about you if you're watching his videos you dumb schmuck.

[ConalCochran]

You work for Mr. Burns:)

[Katalyzt]

Heh ★★★★★

[ShortbusMooner]

You devil's puppet! ;)

[scotsmanlerxt]

I knew it Penn! You are a baby raping Nazi Satan worshipper! Of course, why didn't I see this before? LOL

[adlucem5]

Okay, I'm going to be cheesy here, but dang. I have to say it: I LOVE LUCY!

Not that Mr. Deity isn't great, because he is, but you really have to love Lucy.

And Penn & Teller, of course. :)

[SereniT03]

I LOVE MR DIETY! ;-)

[misterdeity]

Thanks, Penn! Got stuck at JFK this weekend (missed my flight, got put on standby). I bough season 6 of "BS" (which is what it's called on the packaging --- funny) on DVD at "Altitunes" in Terminal 7 and watched the entire season there in the airport! Freakin' great stuff!!!!! Never got a flight out. US Air sucks!!!!! Thank Deity for JetBlue!

[CadicusTheDamned]

Keep up the good work! You and Penn are one of the few non-regular YT people that I truly enjoy. It's nice to think that there are Hollywood types that aren't afraid to clearly state what they are thinking instead of just catering to the ignorance and superstitions of the herd.

[ajr5086]

PENN IS PLOY ELEMENT!!!

[defect530]

there is no Satan haha

[blackrainuponus]

Goddamn youtube. I accidently hit the 1 star trying to pause the video. Can't change my vote now.

I apologize for my misclicking, a low rating was most certainly not in order.

[LucasKaus]

lol it still ended up at 5 stars so don't fret man.

[TragedyZ]

i normally don't rate videos, but i 5 starred to help balance it =P

[RustyCyler]

hail satan ! lol

[MagnusIan]

I work for Satan too! How weird!

[UnionJack26]

LOVE Mr. Deity!!!!

[EntinludeX]

Thanks Penn!

[ChuckyJesus666]

LOL cute. I like it when a performer uses this "post modern" trick of confusing real life with the fiction being watched.

One great example. I recently decided I liked the show NCIS and have been watching reruns. David McCallum plays this almost elderly medical examiner know as "Ducky" Someone asked Gibbs (the lead agent) what Ducky looked like when he was younger. He paused to think and then said, "He looked like Illya Kuryakin"

I laughed out loud with that one. :-D

[DeathstarGalactica]

WOW!

[debaser71]

EAC

evil atheist conspiracy

[mobby32]

fail debaser

[Caturdayz]

lol that episode is rather old, and I sent it to you a while back.

[Zantaer]

I love Mr. Deity. I had a feeling you'd make a pennsays about that episode.

[HappyWulf]

Yes! I've found out about these guys about a month ago too. They're hilarious. I totally recommend them to everyone! That Penn and Teller one was the first one I saw as well. So I guess I can thank you for indirectly introducing me to that show. ^.^

[JesusSavesAtCitibank]

They're great!

mrdeity *dot* com

[LemonsNeedHelp]

Zing!

[jinitron]

Oh Em Gee!

Ell Oh Ell!

Don't let the Christians know! Shhhhhhhhhhhh!