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  • they created this video to chill off from all the political bullshit and show the brighter side of life which is fucking comedy so dont drag fucking politics into this video god damit you guys are weak.

  • wow people shut the fuck up, cant you enjoy some good entertainment without getting politics into it?

    its a parody for you slow ones, they made both sides' opinions a lot more extreme on purpose. so just chill

  • arabs are semitic as well oh ok, so every time your buddy ahmadinijad says death to israel, he really means death to israeli arabs does he??

    is that what u think?

  • another thing, youtube is owned by google, and google is owned by 2 russian/american jews, why dont they remove all the anti semitic rubbish from utube?

  • because even they think this is funny...

  • why do muslims believe dogs were created by the devil? thats dumb, well i guess there not gonna say camels were created by the devil are they?

  • im not even a muslim ! but muslims didnt believe that ! u r the only one who believe that muslims believe that ! y jews things they r the Chosen People ? y do u ignoring the arabs r also semitic ? u do u think every one who against israeli politicy he must be also against judisim ?

    how old r u 5 ? wt kind of a debate u gonna make ? wt a stupid person r u !

  • They are killing our people too we have 100% right to kill them back, we attacked gaza because terrorists that were shooting missles at israels were hiding there so we had no choice to destroy the sh!t of them it's their problem theyll keep losing all time they'll never win they are pathetic and thats what they will ever be, so instead of supporting iran who create a nuclear bomb right now you go against israel, people like you should burn.

  • btw yes, we transfered arabs from here because this is the jews country and only arabs that lived here before we came are allowed to stay in here, you don't know how many crimes these arabs are doing, and it all started with 1 thing, the lie of us stealing the land, dude wtf?, we never steal anything it was here no country named palestin, you can look evreywhere at history encyclopedia evrewhere! never was a country named plastin here, u see, u lose here too like them

  • also they should be thankfull that we are even giving them free electrcity and water for FREE, and what they are doing in return? crimes and supporting terror organizations, you are so lame pathetic and stupid you even mentioned the holocaust, were you trying to compare?!? wtf you are not human maybe, and you are talking about humanity, do me a favor kill urself you piece of sh!t, you are just talking from sources like your friends, news, our ur fuking antishemic parents, you dont know nothing..

  • 7:22 ahahahaha and MAry was a cunt ahahahhaha OBL sounded like a 60 year old crossdressing faggot........like the grandmother ffrom the movie "My grandma got run over by a raindeer"........ahahahaha

  • Afghanistan-home of gingerbread cookies

    ahahahahahahahhaa

    Mary was [and still is] a dirty and sluty cunt who got her pussy pounded by God

    ahahahahaha

  • this is racist i saw the kaaba in the backround

  • excuse me, but what is "kabba", i dont know the term.

  • The other parts was more funny

  • ערבים בני זונות !!!

  • כוסעממק כל הערבים!!!!!!

  • am i stupid or u ! u answerd ur self ! dont expect that after doing all of this illegal things,that the palestinain shut up ofcourse they will never give up even they know they will not win ! they cant even destroy israel they know that very well but they r fighting 4 their rights thats y every human rights organesations is supporting palestine! even the israeli betselem is supporting palestine!NO WONDER! israel destroied 300 villiges&transferd 800`000 palestinains!the land was not empty!

  • Yeah you are stupid, your just making up numbers and act smart while in fact you don't have a clue.. you are just talking with the source of informating from your parents of school that probably thought you israel are the "bad guys" ok let's go back, there was never a country named palestin so we had the right to come here and make our country, and after that we even told them we can give them half of the country and we will be in our half, they didn't want it and they started war and lost, srry

  • well show me one human organisation that support israel ! wt an stupid argument just like u ! there was no lebanon no iraq no saudia arbia ! y dont u go & kill the ppl their & take the land ! israel killed transferd innocent palestinain ppl just like hitler transferd jews out of germany ! israel destroied arabic houses & they r destroying right now in east jerusalim just becuz they r not jews !! just like nazis who attacked jewish houses& stores in germany cuz they r not germans ! !

  • wow its amazing how stupid u are really amazing, ok first dont talk about the holocaust and dont even compare it to what happen here, in the holocaust 6 million jews were murdered because the german ppl were jelous can couldn't get it the jews make more monye than they do so they made up lies to make the jews hated, now again there was no land, no country, we have 100% right to come and make our country there its writting in the bible that israel is our country, we didn't steal anytng t was ther

  • killing ppl is killing ppl dont make any stupid Excuses ! they were jelous !? wt an stupid asshole ! israel transferd innocent ppl 2 make a jewish majority ! cuz u think the jewish blood is more worth than the palestinain blood ! the nazis thoght also the german blood is also more worth than the jewish blood ! u Becomes Congratulations !

  • Also we don't need anything to support us we know we are right, btw it was a good thing if hitler only transfered jews out of germany but he didn't he burned them, conducted experments on them when they were alive, shot them, bury them alive, and stop making up numbers omg wtf 300 villages?!?! wow u are so dumb omfg, "against humanity" what against humanity the terror organization attack and we kill them it's there problem they hide in innocent arabs houses, do me a favor,

  • finaly someone speaks some sense

  • also it's all happen because the arabs wanted all the land and they didn't accpet the half we wanted to give them so they lost and it's their problem it's not our fault that they are losers and they must be in such shames now after they always lose LOL haha, they never win and they look ugly and they have no money for nothing, they hide and attack because they are cowards who can't fight, they are pathetic like you, "never give up" my ass they will keep losing until they will have enough

  • the palestinain r not the one who use illegal waepons they r not the chickens who hide behind F16 ! who is now the shameless ? if the zionists win the war thats mean they have the right 2 kill innocent palestinain families ? 2 transfer them ? 2 destroy their villiges & cities ? cuz they r not jews they should die ? cuz the arabic army losed the war ? NO WONDER that israel has no supporter ! israe has nothing 2 do with humanity !

  • Shut the fuck up you camel jockey

  • zonthedone

    tell the jews of jemen camel jocky !

  • shut up

  • ZonTheDon ! hehe u r a loser dont u c that ? u couldnt even answer ! so go & fuck ur mother !

  • blah blah blah...your just a useless towelheaded fucktard who won't stop bitching. No one cares about a monkey like you get a life

  • germany belong also 2 the germans ! had the nazis the right 2 kill & attacked the jews cuz its a german land not a jewish land ? NO CUZ ITS AGAINST HUMANITY so supposed palestine belong 2 the jews! had the zionists the right 2 destroy over 300 villiges&cities kill & transfer the palestinian just becuz its jewish land? NO CUZ ITS ALSO AGAINST HUMANITY! so zionists didnt care about humanity they wanted just a jewish majority dont care how!

    Hajo Meyer a jewish Holocaust survivor thinks the same !

  • which human being can support the army who kill 10`000s of children ?who destoried alot of houses! who killed camera-men ! who killed Peace activists like rachel corrie! who attacked spanish Peace activists? dont tell me hamas used children as humanshield its bullshit! lets say hamas Kidnaped the children ! israel has even not the right 2 kill all of them becuz of hamas! i dont think that israel will bomb a building in telaviv if some one Kidnap children in the building! its against humanity

  • "It is a FACT" are u some kind of idiot? What FACTS are u talking about? It's a FACT that palstiens use human as there shield, mostly children... It's a FACT that Israel only respond because of Palstinies aggression, IT's a FACT that for 60 years Israel offerd the Palstinis all they want, since 1948, and they always, always decline, It's a FACT that when arabs shot Palstinins no body gives a shit, but when jews do , in self defense, everyone goes nuts!

  • You are the dumbest motherfucker i've seen in ages. Israel Retaliates against Hamas. Using ur brain ur fucking asshole of a bitch.

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  • hores man you needd sex !!!!!!!!!

  • horseman50 need maybe sex with ur mother !

  • lmao "yantiparazi" in hebrew if you say it fast a couple of time you say "i fu**ed a cow"

  • lol rate one star and deny the holocaust

  • יא פאג' פקר!!

  • well friends it very real they dont have any heart

    parents in gaza thx to god when her children try to kill innocent haha /

    2. the Palestinian from jorden need to go back to Jordan before we get them to the river of jordan

  • haha funny but nothing is true there is nowere in the qura were it says to kill innocent ppl and shahid is when you died and sacrifice yourself for your country

  • LOL i can't believe how incorrect this video is.., It's funny :D but not completly True :D

  • :D

    they are getting better with each episode

    כל הכבד לחברה האלה באמת

    זה נחמד ביותר אני מקווה שהם יגיעו רחוק אם זה

  • its based on the "m'kay?" song in south park movie XD

  • Filti kyken bakhtsha soles, bara tzayta bakhshamik! Ishsen kyken bakhtsha soles, arab akhma bigger dick!

  • Mawa fajda banana Ahmed and Salim!

    Sikonta terrorizem bahta khayim!

    Wajda alkul baba anti Jack Bauer so bajda fil Bin Ladin lessoniya majawer!

    Ifti jarka Sims bil antu wakhashiya ba'ada Ahmed eteriya wa'ala marteriya!

    Faj baba inti jana wakha GTA bitti ba Afghanistani wa Salim is gay!

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  • dude come dawon again its only comedy and u like a litilt kid take it seruis.

  • wow people come ther fuck dawn its only comedy here not to make fun of jews or muslims u make a big deal out of fuckin nothing.

    i love when ther stuped ppl on youtube.

  • not to make fun of jews or muslims? Fuck You...

  • u fucking idiots saying such stuff about jesus and mary this is a blasfemy fucking arabs all u do is killing people blowing yourself with dinamite fucking rasists

  • they only said it's stupid

    "fucking arabs all u do is killing people blowing yourself with dinamite fucking rasists"

    1. what you say is racist it's not all they do... not all of them I mean......

    2. they are only kidding

    3. the creators are jewish lol

  • I am not muslim but i know that qua'ran and it says NOTHING about blowing up stugg

  • It says nothing about blowing up stuff (explosives hadn't been invented then) but there are numerous unambiguous calls to attack unbelievers.

    e.g. "slay the unbelievers wherever ye find them" Surah 9 verse 5

    and "Fight those who believe not in Allah " Sura 9 verse 29

  • read the verse before and after that you idiot. youre taking this out of context.

  • Charming...

    Regardless of what it says before or after it is still an unambiguous command to kill non-muslims either in context or out of context.

    Also, what does it mean in context? Furthermore where are are the verses of peace and love towards unbelievers in the Qu'ran? Are they out of context too (if there are any)?

  • this verse is from a war when muslims were attacked and were in fewer numbers. right after this the Qur'an says that if non-believers want peace, then we should immedietly lay down our arms. also we are never supposed to initiate a war ever unless attacked

  • Well, my copy of the Qu'ran says that this chapter (9) was when Mohammed was about to launch a military raid against the Byzantines at Tabuk. A raid is hardly defensive, is it?

    Also, if muslims only "fight in self defence" then how come the Ummayad empire was one of the largest in history. You don't make an empire out of 'self defence'. So were the muslim armies at Paris (732), Contantinople (1453), Vienna (1611) all fighting in 'self defence'? Actions speak louder than words...

  • it's not what the religion was in the past, it what it has become today. people use religion to ... how to say... to promote their goals

  • I HATE WILL FERRELL!!!

  • this show is great!!!!

    n HabboStaffSucks fuck off you fucking harab!!!!!

  • all u gusy tht r hating on muslims fuk off uu priks i like this now coz it shows VIRGIN MARY shame to u ass holes who make fun of muslims u dikwadded freaks for you people who arnt racist ty coz it prooves ur nt a 6 yr old immacture dik and u hav respect

  • "They dont gonna make it to age 16"

    no wonder why they suicide.

    they muslims

    if I was muslim i would suicide too

  • hahahaha iPhone is "Expensive Shit"

  • This is in my opinion the best episode that has been made

    keep up the good work

  • this is hebrew or arabic? i assume this is hebrew because it sounds like one.....

    and btw dont use religion as a joke it aint funny and so prejudice among islam....

  • Yes, this I would also know with pleasure, nevertheless, give sometimes answer please.

  • When does the episode 8 come ?

  • jajaj it is so funny. great for the creators, continue make them!

  • NICE

    LOL

    MEGA LOL

  • at 1:30 the arab guy says BBC2

  • They are taking the piss out of the BBC's anti-Israel bias.

    The Arab uses the word to mean "education".

  • This one is too long, i like them short and sweet!

  • hey.. come on man.. you can mock terrorists,but don't mock islam man.. please man..

  • And why not ? You gonna protest all over the world again ?Like with Danish cartoon ?

  • חחחח בקטע של "אבא שלנו חושב שאנחנו ממש גרועים" הם אמרו asfasdfas adam sandler

  • hahaah good vid love it

    i hate moslamis!!

  • fuck you!!!!!

  • funny, I hate those muslim fuckers!

  • fuck you!!!! you are the fuckers!!!!!

  • Oh dear, did i offend your death cult?

  • This was the best episode ever :)

    Nice wink at South Park with the FBI's "hut hut hut".

    And I hate Will Farrell too! :D

    (p.s. if Seamo57 is right and you did use his artwork without asking him, at least talk to the guy and sort it out)

  • HAHA! nicee niceee!

  • si... yes... ken... ya... wi... da...

    lol :X

  • this was the last part

  • WOW they STOLE MY ARTWORK (the Graffiti bunny!)

  • lol in the beginning had George carlin written on on the chalkboard in arabic

  • SALIM IS GAY :D

  • too far = far cry

  • THIS NEED PASS IN CARTOON NETWORK

  • I <3 this cartoon.

    But I don't think it's quite appropriate for cartoon network.

    .....Maybe Adult swim? :D

  • wtf didnt he kill his wife in the first epesoide? XD

  • could be that he got a new one 0.O

  • salim is funnier i think

  • this is the best ep!

  • yeah its the best xD

  • loool

    tap tap revolution

  • 1:23 Shut up you pussy!

  • LLOL the way the sed how god fucked mary tht was hilarious!

  • That part was disturbing.

  • brainiac=sceintific facts

    and the fresh prince reference... great

    This is the best episode in this series

    terrorists are totally suckers!! I hope that some people in this world will think correctly and don't let some crazy fundemental priests to choose them in which way they'll die...

  • Hilarious!!! I LOVE IT

  • very creative ! coool

  • South PARK !!!

  • 7:22 lol

  • this is funny but on the lowest level possible ROFL

  • 4:00 LMAO

  • to cheguera20: u talk with so much confidence and yet, u dont know shit. they talk in gibrish. not half arabic and not half hebrow (or as u so idioticly called it " the jewish lanuage"). they throw words in many lanuage. and arabs not used to be jews "back then". arabs are arabs and the y even mentioned in the bibele. the source of the arabs is from saudi arabia. they took over northe africa and the middele east and kill or islemazie the locals. did i allready mentiond that u are an idiot?

  • lolz omg iphone= expensive shit!!! omfg roflmao!

  • and german,french and spanish too.. it's mix language

  • Such a Sesame Street rip-off.

  • Guys I do not think we need this right now. This is just a funny video, not a place to argue who's made up fantasies are better then others. You know I understand Jews who say Muslims are aggressive and ignorant but also understand Muslims who say Jews are over doing it with there blatant stereotyping and ridiculing. Look just because it happened to you does not mean you should do it to another society. Now I am neither but I think you should all get along and enjoy the hilarious video.

  • aggreed

  • The word for jump is michael jordan and the word for doctor is "house" lol

  • Yea,I know..but I mean I can hear Arabic,Herbew (Jewish),English,German & other Europian languages..all in the same sentence.What is that?..is it a language.Does anyone can understand without the translation?Or it's meant to be a joke to make it sound like Arabic? :D

  • An Israeli will probably understand 90% of it... ^^"

  • It's a joke language made to sound like Arabic. There is only about one word of Arabic every 2-3 sentences. The rest is most jibber jabber with a few funny spanish and english words (like que? and ninos and siesta)

  • the joke is in the meaning...

    michael jordan = jump

    vagina= lady

    kyken=jew

    brainiac= scientific facts

    expensive shit = i-phone

    house = doctor

    bbc2=educate

  • het u forgot one :

    suck = adam sandler xD i swear they said it

  • "i hate will ferrel!" at 7:22 ROFL XD

  • when he kills the teacher randomly funny LOL the father is the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • It's his trademark. lol

  • Michael Jordon = Jump. XD

  • Expensive Shit = iPhone.  Lol

  • what language is this?

  • half real Arabic and half Gibberish.

  • No Langage :D

  • GREAT VIDEO :D

  • yep jews

  • Thanks guys. after a more in depth search I found episode four. Look around for a user named "evilblackrose666" he has it. Thanks again! Bye!

  • 1:28 Did i hear BBC2?

  • Anyone know where episode 4 is?

  • It was banned from YouTube, but it can still be watched on the A&S website.

  • It is banned on youtube but you can still see it on the official website of Ahmed and Salim

  • hahaha fresh prince of bel air, thats so funny

  • "Rate it one star and deny the holocaust"

    LOL so true ;]  5*

  • Couldn't stop laughing. Veeery funny and satirical. Genious! Many Compliments. Hope things (international Situation) will - anyway - go better. Your "About us" on your Site is simply genial, too. I mean: everything (international Situation) considered, I somehow fully subscribe ("we simply dislike people in general")! Take care and all the Best to you and your Fans. Regards!

  • awesome!!! another gret and funny ep!

  • Probably the best episode so far. Awesome, you guys are genius!

  • HAHAHHA!!!!

  • What language is that? Its not Arabic. Is it Hebrew

  • WOW you're blond right?

  • I gotta admit this is so racist besides

    the Mary part offends the Christianity

  • what language is this??cuz it's not arabic

    is it Hebrew?

  • no its not a real language

  • it's made up gibrish.

  • It is a mix of languages.

    German, English, Czech, Russian, Hebrew, Spanish, French and rubbish.

    You heard Osama saying: Ja, Ano, Da, Si, Yes, Okay, Oui and other things!

  • 0:36 XD

    Oho ,Banana!

  • THE NEW KATY PERRY TRACK ! PMSL

  • not really, I'm not a racist, I have nothing against Arabians, and this doesn't inspire me to hate them either.

    It's just a joke...people should loosen up a bit more instead of getting so upset so easily. We all should learn how to take a joke a bit better (and I really mean ALL of us, no matter what race, religion, sexe, age,...)

  • Its not racist infact it has nothing to do with race, it is making fun of islam.

    Religion and race are two very different things.

  • You are totaly right it is so pathetic how muslim people espicially the ones who immigrate to European country´ s always call people racists who haveonly a little bit of criticism on the unhumane or barbarian side of the islam.

    Racism is hate against another race and nothing else.

    sorry for the bad englisch it is not my mother language

  • Fuk u dikhed go suck on diks u peado

  • Epical episode ! Very good work guys! When the next episode?