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  • I know I'd way rather ride that than a normal scooter.

  • All over Korea and Japan

  • I love mine I rode it all the way up the east coast on I95.

  • let me know when she finally grows up into a scooter car

  • Lol i totally bet that you can put a body in that.

  • enig-my-ass machine

  • looks like a jetski

  • looks like a fucking dildo

  • How much is it and can it go on the freeway?

  • damn that! that thing is awsome! nothing else like it on planet earth!

    looks like a cadillac from the back. tight!

  • damn that! that thing is awsome! nothing else like it on planet earth!

  • very ugly!

  • F*ckyouwhale, uhh scooter

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  • @rollergoalie16 Too bad you still drive a scooter.

  • @KazrakFTW Yep, a 120mph scooter, in addition to my Toyota Tundra and Scion xB. Sounds like you have a serious case of scooter envy or you wouldn't even be looking at this video. Go jump back on your 49cc Honda Spree from 1985, kid.

  • @rollergoalie16 HAHAHAHAH SCOOTER ENVY? Envious of what? Taking in the ass? Seeing that you drive any scooter, that is probably the case.

    If you mean I am envious of your gay Sion xB, your horribly manufactured truck, or even worst your faggy scooter, you're wrong.

    I would much rather keep my ZX-10r and my Ram 2500 cummins turbo diesel.

    Have fun getting all butthurt about being the laughing stock of the vehicle community in every aspect.

    P.S. Learn to take a joke, homo.

  • @KazrakFTW I'm surprised your Dad let you have the afternoon off from from guzzling his cock batter to let you on the computer. Of course you drive a truck called a "Ram" with a "cummins" engine, most gay men cursed with small dicks do also, don't you guys call it "compensating" or something like that?

  • @KazrakFTW You are entitled to your spend the $5.75 per hour you saved for 10 years working at Burger King on whatever vehicle you want. I just drive by and laugh at you idots that chose to buy gas chugging, American made, shitboxes and are now crying the blues about your monthly fuel bill and MPG

  • @KazrakFTW So hurry up and reply with something witty, it's always funny to see what a retard is going to say next, also your Daddy is in the living room growing impatient waiting for his next blowjob while your Mommy is at the local crack house letting her dealer hammer her mustard stained piss flaps in exchange for her weekly supply. And you came to YouTube to watch a Yamaha Morphous scooter video because?????

  • @rollergoalie16 umadbro?

    btw nice comeback. You realized that your vehicles, which are the focus of the argument, are so shitty that even you can't defend them therefore forcing you to create false statements to try to recover your dignity. You should go cry in a corner and cut yourself for wasting your money on the 3 worst vehicles available to purchase. Also, if you are going to try to defend yourself and win the internet, at least stay on topic.

  • @KazrakFTW Mad??? ahh hell no. I just thoroughly enjoy fucking with people whose parents did way too many drugs, drank way too much alcohol, and smoked way too many cigarettes during their pregnancy. Don't forget my '76 Pinto, AMC Pacer, and Chevy Vega all parked in the garage. I guess now I own the worst 6. Didn't mean to get all off topic on ya, hopefully the internet police don't fine me. I gotta say, you are the most badass, anti scooter, scooter video watching person on YouTube, congrats.

  • @rollergoalie16 Also, let's not forget my wife's Ducati 1098 as well as her Mitsubishi Eclipse. I hope you enjoy driving cars that even women make fun of.

  • I own and ride mine all the time. I took mine for a 1500 mile ride and it did very well. My trip from FLA to NJ round trip cost me less than taking the same trip in a car. It could use more power, but for what it offers it can't be beat easily.

  • isnt the weight and mpg and cost kinda ruining the point of a scooter? just get a motorcycle instead of this

  • It is over 400 lbs , and only 52mpg :(

  • pretty sure that's the worst thing ever

  • Fine, It's got lights.  How does it perform?

  • @KardKaper

    Chrome, don't forget the all-important chrome.

    And a technologically advanced "trunk".

  • pretty cool vid. but are chrome mirrors "custom" if they come from the factory that way? methinks not

  • 0:31 looks like hes riding a dick

  • JetSki + Bobsled + Nerd's wet dream = this...

    seriously wtf?

  • i saw a guy drop this in a parking lot a couple years ago lol

  • Certainly an attarctive, modern scoot. Pity there aren't any to be found in the Shreveport, La. area. I understand the Morphous is a technologically advnaced bike.

  • i like it

  • is this the good ol cadillac of bikes

  • If I owned a brand I would never put it on THAT!

  • 'daring' is the new word for ugly?..

  • oh em ge

  • I saw one of those on the way to work today,and said to myself , " What the hell is that?" Now i know!

  • You could get more space by putting a top box on a scooter. Ugly in my opinion but each to their own. Obviously some seem to like it.

  • ugly

  • @TheCanky agree

  • omg u can have sex in that thing!!

  • It kinda looks like a snow scooter?

  • I have heard that the Morphous is being superceeded by the Maxam, is the Maxam ever going to be sold in the USA ?.

  • ﭲﮉﭙﭮﭧﭷﮜﮜﺏﻢﻹﮜﱢﺿ

  • ugliest fuking thing i've ever seen looks like a turd on wheels

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  • What the heck is this? Is.. so ugly!!!

  • Now thats gotta be every scooter mechanics nightmare, i mean this scooter is nearly as wired as some cars :s

  • ヤマハにこんなのがあったんだ フユージョンに似てるね

  • More like yamaha enormous!

  • LOL... This is the vehicle from the documentary,"How not to get laid"

  • heres the thing though. it's still a scooter. lol. get a street bike.

  • @LordPS3 ...No.

  • @jackhole1990 haha. and why not?

  • lol its a limousine

  • MAXAM250CC??

  • who in their right mind would buy a scooter like this?

    i was unfortunate enough to have a go on a Burgman 400 once. its cornering ability was on par with the Harley V-Rod i managed to ride half a year later.

    as was its ability to filter through traffic.

    not to mention that despite having a 400cc engine, my old rusty GPZ250 (RIP) had more top speed and a LOT more acceleration.

    scooters are supposed to be sleek, maneuverable and stylish. these monstrosities defeat the purpose of owning a scooter.

  • Piaggio Hexagon had a trunk as early as 1995. And it's great to have on a scooter!

    No more buddy-lifting nessesary. The low profile is great too. But how does it handle?

  • @sandor1968

    that was also a piece of shit. i've ridden a 1998 180cc Hexagon... damn thing had so much vibration all you could see when you looked in the mirrors was a blur.

    cornering ability was crap, especially at low speeds (same as any other 'maxi scooter').

    the Gilera Runner VXR200 is a good scooter. looks and handles just like the 50cc equivalent and performs pretty well.

    if you want something big and bulky with a lot of ccs, get a fucking motorcycle. big heavy scooters are pointless.

  • did he say "More Fis" or "More shit?" ;-)

  • hey you should check out this website jbikes.ecrater.com , i got a good deal from them on a dirtbike, its not a brand name but it i drove it for about a year now with no problems :) -

  • my dad has one and he enjoys going out in it when he doesn't have to take his truck. I rode with him and it felt nice. It wasn't too fast and it can ride on dirt road as well as asphalt. I like that for my dad better than a motorcycle cause he is getting old and that scooter would be better for him in that sense. Yeah it is pretty ugly but there are alot of compartments for items if he was to go to the store. I think it is great for students who are saving money on gas.

  • A trunk....

  • UGLY

  • It looks cool til you sit on it.

  • the yamaha morphous, your looking at the longest, lowest , most shit design in the scooter world...

  • @yambals94 Ha ha ha ha ha ha I think I'll stick with my Burgman 650 :)

  • @yambals94 not everyone's idea of beauty...but looks like a fun bike to me... not everybody wants to ride high speed...... and i like it because it dares to be different...

  • awesome!

  • meh

  • just a gay motorcycle

  • Honestly , the only thing I don't like is the headlight, it does not illuminate that much, even with the PIAA xtra white bulb. I'm looking to put hid , everything else is good but not perfect, I own one from 2008 and it has already more than 10,000 miles not a single problem..

  • Mam taki skuter :) .

  • If the starship enterprise had a penis it would look like this scooter.

  • Someone needs to make the Schpeltiger.

    Though, this scooter is the epitome of badass. As far as scooters go.

  • tuantubes, you idiot, you just don't know how sharp looking that scooter in person. i have one and it gets a lot of attention. what scooter do you have? gayboy!

  • Yeah! It looks like a prototype, because it doesn't look finished! It's awful!

  • Impressive bike. The 250cc segment is surprisingly unpopular here in the US. Seems like the perfect sized scoot to me. Thanks for the post, Steve.

  • ahhh! come on man, it's a SCOOTER, you can't call a scooter a "she" oO supernerd!

  • This narrator says that Jay Leno has heard of the Morphous. What did Leno say about it? Was it on his show?

  • @mypalrocco / i'm sure mypalrocco is GAY! he has a good imagination about his dick.

    well actually jay leno has one of these scooter in his garage. he has an eye for a quality scooter . not like mypalrocco the gayboy!!

  • You call me gay and your name is TIGERBOY??? You're gay as hell!!!

    Anyway, I have a Morphous and it's a great scooter, but it does look like a HUGE PENIS...ramming in your Mothers mouth, then into her ass and then back to her mouth some more!

  • No, not on the show. He was on his Ninja ZX-14 when was talking to him at The Rock Store. He said he had seen the Morphous and followed up stating that he had some Vespas in the garage.

  • Yes, it looks like a HUGE PENIS...ramming in your Mothers mouth, then into her ass and then back to her mouth some more!

  • shit1290, your username really fits you. an ordinary stupid,"know nothing about scooter" guy like you,only knows one scooter and it's the vespa, you GAY!! Morphous is the best japanese scooter don't you know that?? you should start reading scooter magazines ,you MORON!!!!

  • @tigerboyy you don't have to know anything about a scooter to call it ugly or not you dick, i see the pieces of shit on the roads all the time and just cause this things twice the size doesn't make it any better

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  • @behn7

    Vespa is for GAYS like you!!!

    you Fag!!!!!!

  • if its a she, its one ugly bitch

  • its to ugly to ever be a sucess

  • how about you shut up before you speak? I both own and do PR for Yamaha here in denmark. IT dont change the fact that its a UGLY scooter

  • WHAT A SHIT! AHAHAAHA

  • @Piegenoa you idiot, you know nothing about scooters, this is a Yamaha scooter,they create quality scooters. you have to see that scooter in person before you open your stinky mouth.

  • I have one and it's true, the storage compartments aren't much to speak of. So, I bought a barrel bag, attached it with easy clip straps to the passenger seat and bamm, instant storage! PLUS, the bag has an attachable pad so you use the bag as a backrest, which is a must because my back is f**ked up!

    I can go grocery shopping and load up. If you want to ride with a passenger, just have the bitch hold the bag on her lap or even strap it around her waste so she can hold on to the grab handles!

  • I have a Helix and would like to try the Morphous. Good ideas

  • it would be the shit if yami put their r1 engine in.

  • Looks great, but COMPLETELY useless.

    FWIW, I can fit one full size helmet AND a half size helmet AND a raincoat, AND a set of tools, AND a few books AND a couple of drinks under the seat of my 2004 SYM RV 180.

    AND there's room for things between my feet.

    And I actually get pissed off because there's so much wasted space under the seat. I still want more space.

    For all the research dollars they put into their bikes, it is definitely ENIGMATIC that they can't just make it useful!

  • WTF? Such a HUGE scoot and STILL absolutely NOWHERE to put ANYTHING.

    Nowhere to put something between your feet.

    Nowhere to put anything significant under your ass.

    That rear trunk is so ridiculous it's almost insulting.

    And I was getting excited about that uber-fat ass.

    When will Yamaha learn? If we want to go fast, we'll get a motorcycle. If we want a useful vehicle, we'll get a scooter.

    The #1 criteria for the last 3 scooters I have purchased has been STORAGE ability.

  • at first it looks like a hearst then at second look its a coffin.

  • 2:15 look top speed!!

  • wow omg dat things fast it goes 5 mph damn das fast..

  • it goes like 10 miles an hour sweet!!

  • Nice fl studio beat.

  • ONE WORD: UGLY!

  • what kind of fudgepacking homos thinks up these contraptions...

  • Holy crap, that design can make kids cry :S

    Never liked scooter design, and this just went one up, no make that 5.

  • Looks Awesome, JAPAN = THE BEST!!!

    I want one!

  • what an ugly scooter

  • like all scooter I think there arent bikes...

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  • @8976010 why did u give dildo a capital letter

  • Ugly.. i think no one is buying this..

  • that is so ugly

  • i cant even balance a 2 wheel

  • looks like a powered sled... but it's kinda hawt.

  • reminds me of the star scooter on mario kart wii! LOL

  • batman mobile

  • Looks like a mashed pecker.

  • So I Was Watching The Video About This Ugly Scooter And I Was Gulping On My Soda Until I Seen Your Mashed Pecker Comment And Spewed Coke All Over My Laptop ...... Thanks Its All Sticky Now :(

    LMFAO

  • They messed up. The bike is hideous. The front did not have to be low. Everything but the front should be low. So close they are to the perfect cruiser but they missed the mark.

  • They should put the majesty's front end on this.

  • looks like you'd eat shit if you crashed on this

  • I wonder how is the wind protection on the Morphous ? I have to take a test ride.

  • Actually, this is one of the few flaws I've seen from the Morphous. Its windscreen isn't that effective, but it's easy enough to switch out with a bigger screen if you don't like the wind.

  • morphous is a limousine scooter...

  • @sanggarD5 yeah...it sure is like a cadillac scooter..... i really like it for its bold different design..... love the retro black and chrome...and yes it really does look like it just rode in from gotham city..."BATMAAAAAAAAAN...! "

  • lol batman has just found his new bike

  • go ride your ugly ass harley with 1960s technology you lowlife sack of shit.....

    japanese makes the best stuff

  • japanese engineering is the best moron! LOL!

  • it looks like the old Honda CN250, then there's nothing new under the sun.

  • you must be a proud gay because your watching it to.

  • neat :)

  • Holy jesus, what is that?. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!. Thankfully we don't get this, thing, in Europe.

  • hahahahahahahahaha amazing...

  • id rather buy a 2008 ninja 250r

    for 3k

  • retard...

  • it may be ugly muther fucker but it turns heads its paid for and i give chicks rides on it allthe time.

  • Ugliest piece of shit I've ever seen.

  • I'd rather get a motorcycle.

  • oh gawd... no offense but its uglyass

  • how fast can it go

  • @rustybones3115 I was told about 75-80. I own a Majesty and although I think it looks ugly as sin, I also think it's cool as hell because its SO FAR from the norm. Unfortunately it's been discontinued.

  • @waterinthefuel really, thats not bad, and all the money you save on gas, i been lookin at them, i have a big truck eats my beer money up, anyways thanks Waterinthefuel

  • oh my god yamaha... take the dirt out of your eyes and make something that looks better than this.. UGLY!

  • it's still a scooter... my girlfriend said she would dump me if I ever bought one. And I kinda think she's serious.

  • lol

  • this bike will draw a crowd at a gas station, i have a red morphous 250.ive even had harley riders say its awesome looking.its a real head turner.

  • that things so cool!

  • No mention of the ride, power, fuel efficiency?

    These factors are very important to many scooter riders.

  • You have to read the review that goes with the  video for that info.

  • yamaha don't try to make scooters look weird like this, just make your scooter look like an r6 and you will sell em :)

  • what an ugly slow piece of junk i wouldnt take one for free!

  • this shit looks like a dick.

  • Scooter pooter!

  • "Longest...Lowest...Most Daring Design in the Scooter World!" You seriously just said that?

  • AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

  • Look out Knight Rider

  • very nice ... but i dont think the morphus will be enough to beat the knight rider...

  • look like crap

  • It looks like a snowmobile.

  • thats the best looking scooter i've ever seen

  • ok...

    all that fancy stuff if it is all that.\!!

    so how much do they go for..? Not only this one,, these scooters??

  • dang!!! those are pretty sick.... but im not surprised.. almost all of yamahas atvs, bikes are freakin awsome... like the sportsman for example... i just want to no the price:)

  • sooner drive a moped

  • just a honda rip off

  • big ugly scooters make me sick

  • This is Ugly

  • ugly