Kinetic Sandwich

[GearsOfTacos]

... I understand thee, Sandwhich. @_@

[lesil1000]

I liked the cheese.

[Ninjanoodles78]

USA sucks at shorts

[cheesypleasey123]

@Ninjanoodles78 Sorry, That is not truth.

[Ninjanoodles78]

@cheesypleasey123 Yea it is you turd

[cheesypleasey123]

@Ninjanoodles78 Sorry, I guess you are right. I thought most of these were from the USA. The ones I like are mostly from England.

[ibadoisse]

Am I the only one who can see the sexual jokes in these are is that the point of the video?

[turtleiscoolaj]

really can i have my 3:01 of life back.???

[xcummyxmuffinsx]

@turtleiscoolaj Not really, no :D

[OmegaGommba]

...wut?

[ZivTheWyrd]

I'm still trying to figure out half of this stuff ._.

[ganjafetish]

trippy

[iarekaty]

I thought it was kind of gross...But not bad.

[kucam123]

interesting study

[licoricepirate]

coooooool

[B00mNutsh0t]

I've seen better from futureshorts.

[catatonicplanet]

silf.

[iMKiNDofROTTEN]

What is this? I think I sorta get it, but the idea was horribly executed..

[milkshakeburrito]

Seriously?

Why does nobody like this? This is amazing and original!

It's so visceral it's great.

[DJacKnifeAlpha]

wow...epic

[SpaceDan3000]

...................Huh?

[Daltinoloco]

Im confused and m,y head hurts now

[plaguedxguitarest666]

umm... im lost, what the hell just happened to that sandwich?? there was like boiling blogna.. and wired olive thingys.. that video just fuck my brain.. wow

[acety1cholin]

now, that wasn't too great...

[lizzybeth0]

I have trypophobia :|:|

[SatoTM2]

poor thing =/

[Amortisxx]

This is great for dieting, I lose my appetite every time I see it. lol :)

[atlaskick]

@Amortisxx haha im getting hungrier as i watch this

[margretlle1]

rofl, 2:29 u can see the plate in the bottom left corner. ;)

[VestriDeusEstMortuus]

I've lost my appetite.

[thejaziandkimshow1]

wats the stuf at 1:37 ?

[vipercccp]

i think sometype of meat or souce !!!????!

[paraboliqu]

grapefruit? :-?

[ThePdoBear]

salt i think

[Klopy1414]

What's that, Sandvich? You want me to kill them all? Muahahhaha

[SLAVIKandDIMON]

hungry now

[SuperPippoInzaghi90]

sort of like an lsd trip

[IIEsterBunny]

that was kindof disgusting. but interesting and yeah, original. but. wtf?

[oliverk96]

It6s like lsd trip

[puci1000]

sdaasdrggra

[ilovekitten1]

HEAVY WILL EAT ZE SANDVICH

[gothicmosha]

Bonk!

[sweethot56]

i loved the music that played when it showed the olive loaf toward the end.

[cofc2013]

Not gonna lie.. the lettuce part made me gag.

[Colethecon]

Is the substance after the cheese the sauce?

[sweethot56]

that's what I was thinking...

[TylerTearisol]

i was thinking salt.. but not sure.

[0insertbrainhere0]

I can't believe i watched that whole video. That was a waste of 3.00 minutes of my life, and bits of it made no sense at all.

[Warrior172]

so...it went bread,lettuce, tomato, cheese, something i dont know what the fuck it was, meat,sometihng else weird,and then bread?

[whoatemysquirrel]

Pretty interesting and original. I still don't understand what the thing is after the cheese. I am hungry.

[louiecyriltonguia]

ehehehe

[CasualMaggot]

after the cheese, i was repulsed... merely because i didn't understand what it was.

Where would you categorize this video?

[RickyJOYNT]

This video is fucking ridiculous!! It makes no sense, it gross and it is just stupid! I can't even describe the stupidity of this video! You've got to be some form of HIGH in order to understand this TRIPPY video. what "normal" person will sit through 3 min. of hell? I'M TRIPPIN' BALLS AS I WATCH THIS! AND I'M NOT EVEN ON ANYTHING!! THIS IS REALLY TRIPPY! AND VERY RIDICULOUS!

[cbass5511]

Sure it is rediculous but if you really dont understand it then your stupid, no offense.

[WildoTheRubberFist]

the tomato looked like a rectal exam....

[TheMeEmoLove]

@WildoTheRubberFist u know how it`s look huh? i guess you are an doctor :))

[sandiegokk]

what no mayo!!!

[krixtofferxon]

It's just like watching a screen saver.

[Riotnz]

gross

[NJMuniversal]

yup

[satanisback]

rare and strange,unique

[jukeboxrunner]

anyone see a jan swankmajer connection, with the food?

[elpankehabla]

I wont eat sandwich for a while ...

[amontiliadito]

i am hungry!!!!!!!!

[lane83180]

whats the point.................

[josen19]

what a great video

[emasbrokenpencil]

this is f*********** great!

[jackvonhealy]

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[neoqueto]

ugly

[atomegate]

dfh

[LJfatass]

dumb!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vashmty]

NO U

[sallyfishkin]

the lettuce and tomato part made me kinda queasy.

[caithead]

I swear this has been posted on futureshorts earlier this year...or last year...

[ronsee916]

yes, it has

[srgiosr]

I don't know what to think exactly, but it was ok, i'll pay more attention the next time!

[ra2yuri4]

MIND PORN!

[squirrelbubbles]

OH! I didn't get it the first time either, but he puts sounds with the different sandwich components to make them something else. For example, the tomato is a kiss, the swiss cheese looks like raindrops, the meat becomes a blurry TV signal, etc. Really cool! I still haven't quite figured out the bread and lettuce yet, though.

[pixelated111]

oh I know! the bread is someone digging soil, and when you hear that knife kinda sound that's the shovel.

[Warrior172]

no what looks like meat on the screen sounds more like heavy rain

[angryflan]

That just looks freaking Horrible!

[CraftsRunes]

random o.o

[unebear]

hahaha its like some idiot got hold of a microscope and a sandwich :D

[Ensiferum01]

If this was supposed to be artistic or entertaining, it was neither. I felt like the movie I was watching was just trying to make me sick with those various slime noises.

[AsmodeusNOIR]

Has almost as much artistic appeal as

"SHED BOAT SHED".

Which to me, was none.

[loudspeaker911]

that was boring and repetitive

[Metalix01]

oh great now i want a sandwich

[MouldyLemmon]

Didn't really get it!

[bagOmagic]

hungry now

[DavithRedway]

baaah

[PerfectSymmetry10]

i only have to ask "what is this video?"

seriously, i get that it's a sandwich, but what's the video "for"? it's just a couple of things moving about.. what does it "show" though? any deep meanings? or just a load of weird rubbish?

[rafiebubble]

like it says>>> it explores the beauty of an everyday object

[123452345634567]

i think was just sick in my mouth a little bit - out of sadness for my wasted time!!!!

[learninggrid]

I want 3 minutes of my life back!

[1234alex1234]

innit, this would be alright if it was less than a minute but it gets well boring

[StingDrift]

That was pretty cool..

[BeibaAX]

I liked it.. "/ lol  [:

[SGHxx]

what the fuck is this. why are the olives singing. why did i waste three minutes of my time watching this.

[kenjenexx]

well, yeah. That whas a waste of my life.

[smeghead666]

Watched it again, no, it's just a stupid piece of crap with looped bits of stop motion of a sandwich in layers put with sound, wtf is so great about it? it couldve taken a monkey 2 hours to make that, it's utter shite, can someone (who ISN'T on acid) explain why this is so "brilliant" WHY?!?

[alooper21]

is is about the "becoming" of a sandwich since the "early life" of it's components. the video is good if you see it as a surrealistic style video. but if surrealism is not your main thing then maybe you should go see some classic cartoons.

[smeghead666]

Annnnd singing Olives have what to do with the becomming of a sandwich exactly? Plastic bag sequence from american beauty = good... this = shite

[dan226343]

nah i would still think it was shit even if i was acid i think...

[tanzui1]

wtf is this. what was the point in making it?

im guna make a picture of close up peanuts then put it on you tube.. and maybe it will be as popular..

[plonsdrums]

well then, do it!

[stawmy]

Wow! Cheese and sausage with anchovies, my favorite, great film

[mattfaulkner]

How the Hell was that converting mass into time?

[CitizenErased2007]

WTF is this shit ?

[RainRavens]

That was so messed up. What in the name of catnip was the stuff after the cheese? And the wierd beige goop with the strange singing things that looked like green olives?

[stawmy]

Sausage with Anchovies!

[RainRavens]

Bloody hell, how did you figure that?! O_O

[stawmy]

I live near Germany, they eat this stuff all the time:)

[DavithRedway]

what don't you better say "I live in Netherlands"?

[stawmy]

Not everyone knows where that is!

And because it's next to Germany, where the sausage comes from......

[plonsdrums]

never, never ate that stuff 'n surely not all the time

[VestriDeusEstMortuus]

lol, for the cheese, they had running water sound...

[accidentcat]

2:12 was like blinking eyes, in a pile of gloop :D

[plonsdrums]

in a way it reminds me of sex

[dodykid4ever]

i see what you mean, but in a very wierd way lol

[smeghead666]

Things like this are why independant film festivals are and always will be a vault for the worset crocks of shit ever to be witnessed by the human eye

[fuckingghey]

i hear you man, this was utter crap tbh

[cobravello]

if this was selected officially, the rest must have been complete bulls :/

[Mmmm01think]

I was like "Oooooh Ahhhhhh wow!"

[breathingair]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha... I was seriously staring at the screen while feeling slightly brain washed.

[Animatard]

i think i had a seizure

[000nour000]

*confused and slightly scared look on face*

[DrJoshMc]

This was too long. The sound choice was poor and extremely annoying. No more god please no more.

[bronzeonion]

wat the bloody hell was that all about?

[agotisan1]

HAH!

[madaraszattila]

fucking shit!

[chillz27]

well this is a load of fucking shite

[paulg1770]

how does this have 21000 views its crap

[papervampire]

I guess promoted video's get a free 20000 views

[xeinkolt]

wut?

[herringcut]

Nicely done! do you work at a deli?

[SHoliday002]

THIS VID IS SO FAKE IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY

[confusedazn789]

what's fake about it?

[TheLoneJester]

I don't know what worse, the lettuce, the tomato, the cheese, idk wth the next thing was, or any of the rest; save the meat and bread. Combined with the sound just made it gross.

[jakobfrederik]

Well done, but I think I lost my apetite now.

[capitalsho]

I remember eating a sandwich like this in the sixties. Or did the sandwich eat me? I cant remember.

[ryanbizdum]

wtf, srsly, wtf

[felipelguetacevedo]

psicodélico

[KBirk83]

trippy

[purpletree11]

it was wayyyyy too looooong!!

[wwweye]

no, not too long!

that sandwich has a thicknes of approx. 85 cm... ;) ;)

[purpletree11]

lol.

3mins about a sandwich that's way too long!!

:)

it woulda been better if he kept it short...

hmnn im hungry for one now!

[Flipride10]

wth??

[hnallag]

fuckin retard...

[Velox0maximus]

bad art

[ShoobieToko]

This was gross, and lame... But it did make me want to eat a sandwhich

[TR1CKSTAH]

O DEAR GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOULS...thanks for contributing to society you worthless pieces of trash...

Sundance Film Festival? psh, bunch of stoned hippies...DO SOMETHING WORTHWHILE WITH YOUR LIVES...and dont make STUPID FUCKING VIDEOS LIKE THIS!!!

oh and P.S.

FUCK YOU!!!

[motodawg47]

this is stupid...

[firetubeprodutions]

it just caalled filling your lunch

[joshtaco9]

This is fucking retarded, a bunch of clips showing up-close being thrown through a loop?!?! And it was picked as an official selection at the Sundance Film Festival?! Well no wonder it's filled with stoned hippies...

[sexybuttox]

ohhhhh the humanity!!! WHY?!?!?!?!!!

[LynxEyeDotCA]

Aggghhh...

I'm glad you are not showing us the sandwichs voyage along the digestive tract!

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[vivEnergy]

weird O_o

[tatharlin]

I'm a nurse. I've worked surgeries, traumas, I've had my hands places most people would never imagine going, I've seen and smelled some of the worst things the human body can produce...and I have never gotten so close to throwing up as I was while watching the lettuce and tomato portions of this video.

[somuchdirt74]

haha

[salsa766]

that is just nasty

[renegatt]

creepy

[thorfish101]

SOOO COOL!

[triggeryim]

wtf

[1trip711]

gay

[steelray]

made me feel a bit sick lol, but nice work

[Marchiano95]

Wtf is this?

[peppacornrows]

he's taken a bunch of pictures from different spots to make it look like the parts of the sandwich are boiling or evolving, i think

[Marchiano95]

Not my thingy.

[mrmaciejm]

Fantastic... lots of work...

[DrMattDestruction]

huge fan of things like this, but this one didn't make me wet.

[filmedonlocation]

It made me hungry and grossed out. But good work either way! :P

[ikeshenn]

disturbing but cool.

[confusedazn789]

why is this not 5 stars?!!!!!!! oh my god. Where is the appreciation for the art?! This is the most amazing trip i've ever been on. I'm mind-blown right now. That was truly beautiful.

[mattdamonlover110]

thats the most pointless thing I've ever seen in my entire life.

[SecretAsianBoi]

almost threw up.

1 star for youuuuuuu

[sbhk1]

that's the reason to give 5 stars

[Xarieus]

boooooooooriiiiiiiiinnnnnngggg­ggggggg

[aznlilhero]

that was cool but nasty lol

[HarshReviewer1]

wtf?