Family Guy- Palestinian Alarm Clock

[Spyrogirl95]

The only downside is that you can only use it once...

[Jadudes]

That'll wake ya up in the mornin'!

[Elliotcee]

I am from England and I find this funny

[dronespace]

ROFL

[youronebiggestfan]

ROFLMAO

[spazmhazm]

allahu akbar -boooooooooooooooom-

[avalanchesuperstar]

I am offensive and I find this muslim

[britneylover456]

lame

[Novascova]

leave it to morons on the internet to make family guy a serious debate

[matt3756]

Im Palestinian and I find this terrorism

[MsCreeper97]

xD I'm Israeli and i find this joke very funny xD

[RavenMaster1313]

44 people bought Palestinian alarm clocks.

[parkourguy300]

i am from al-qaeda and I find this offensive

[amacdonald27]

i am offensive and i find this allah 

[indyfan22k]

so how did that NOT kill him and Lois ????

[xXxJokerManxXx]

85% of alarm clocks in popular culture are set to alarm in 7:00 am!

[lacokai]

@xXxJokerManxXx my clock is set for 11:00 am LOL

[TravisCaldwell309]

ah thats so accurate

[mar7abaFalasteen]

This is dumb. I'd usually laugh things like this off but when it comes to Palestinian issues and what they've been through, there has to be a red line.

[timeparadox888]

I am a booth table and I am indifferent.

[misheshe]

Dude theyhave plenty of Asian jks, and we take it like a man, learn to laugh it off..

[Maserati7200]

I'm 7:00 and I find this offensive.

[carno1223]

lol hilarious

[ForgottenDemon1]

somewhere out there a palistinian version of Akbar is saying: Its a trap!.

[strills1234]

I am debris and I find this offensive.

[Tmants5654]

@strills1234 I am Taylor and I don't give a shit

[craigbout]

@strills1234 Me too, imagine that palestinians see this scene... how not hate America after see this. Fuck USA.

[MrK4G3]

@craigbout Imagine the world seeing Palestinians... How would they not hate them after?

[craigbout]

@MrK4G3 America started first the war between Palestinians.

[bengacris]

@craigbout America didn't start the war, Palestinians fighting Isrealians yes, because of religion.

[Mom0z]

@bengacris the same people who run america runs israel, wake up fool

[HavestMoonEvents]

@bengacris

Actually, it's the other way round.

Palestinians originally lived on that land and were quite peaceful people. But due to Jewish religion saying it was /their/ promised land, Zionists are trying to get it back from the Palestinians by killing them through ethnic cleansing. So the violence you see in Palestine is actually people fighting for their freedom and for the lives of their people.

However the USA is currently funding the Zions because Palestine is a good investment (oil).

[bengacris]

@HavestMoonEvents by "Palestinians fighting Isrealians" I meant that there is a war going between them, where religion is one of the reasons. I didn't mean that the Palestinians started it. You can inverse the phrase if you want "Isrealians fighting Palestinians".

[oriyehuda1]

@HavestMoonEvents

WOW you are stupid .

Don't listen to the bullshit that the media tell you .

We gave them gaza, what do we get ? an arsen of missels that shot on daily basis .

Sorry for my english .

[HavestMoonEvents]

@oriyehuda1

I don't even have a TV, nor do I read the newspaper. I wonder how I even found out, I'll leave that to your imagination.

Yes you can apologize for your english, it really sucks.

[theliberator1]

@oriyehuda1 no what actually happend was the jews were givin palestinian land to create the conuntry of israel. israel did not exist before 1947.

theough invasion, oppression and gernocide, the jewish israel have pushed the palestinina people to the brink of extinction.

irionic considering the UN gave the jewish people of europe israel as a safe haven from the communist east germany, and as reparations for supposed nazi genocide of european jews.

[neroinaction]

@HavestMoonEvents are you american?

[HavestMoonEvents]

@neroinaction

British.

[neroinaction]

@HavestMoonEvents i respect you for your support

[emco4mne]

@bengacris I´m from Germany and people like you make me think that americans are stupid

[bengacris]

@emco4mne yeah Americans are stupid, way more than our great country, Canada ;)

[MasterChief0068]

press 5 for him saying the quote

[ghettotalk3119]

whoa almost forgot to set my clock

[luislopez509]

rebbeca black: 7 am waking up in the ALLAH HUAK BAR , me W=walking in the ,me FINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN­NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN­NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN­NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN­NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN­NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN­NNNALLY FINALLY FUCKING DEAD

[lemongirlohyeah]

This still wouldn't wake me up.

[kevista117]

gotta get one for my jerk of a neighbor!

[condeguga]

LMFAO!!!!

[Murious1]

right before it goes off it pans to the outside of the house and you can see a normal window then a bright flash inside x]

[SohnvonChristus]

Well, now I know what present to get my annoying little brother for X-mas. Smile for the picture little bro....BOOM!!! Haha good riddance.

[PurpleEEC]

Lol I'm Muslim and this is just plain hilarious!! Some of these ppl who find it racist REALLY needs to cool off an accept the fact that you just have to laugh!!

[znobberful]

GREATER ALLAHA

[drtusi]

not find it offensive....o yeah let them poke fun at the holocaust and see what happens!!!!

[Dainiuss101]

I want this as a Christmas gift

[MrOusama1994]

im a muslim and this is FUNNNYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

[GamingSheWolf]

ALLAH HUAK BAH!

[xdaniellequisengx]

i'm muslim and i find this hilarious so if it's racist to you DON'T WATCH IT

[TheMDizzle87]

For all arabs (I am too AND palestinian), stop taking it seriously, they make fun of every type of religion, its just for a laugh

[videocritic2463]

ALLAHU OH SHIIT!!!

[DarthStarscream1138]

'What is this? There's something wrong in the house. I DON'T LIKE CHANGE!"

[MegaCammaster]

THATS THE ONLY ALARM CLOCK BECAUSE YOU CAN`T HIT THE SNOOZE AFTER IT GOES OFF!!!XD

[ttr15]

i watched this episode on emirates airline and they cut this bit out!!

[Tray2ify]

This is what i would take to wake me up in the morning

[47xforlif3]

الموت لأمريكا

[Lord0fTheDeaD]

@47xforlif3 Speak English or shut up

[47xforlif3]

@Lord0fTheDeaD dude...use good translater its part of the fucking joke

[Lord0fTheDeaD]

@47xforlif3 Oh im sorry then i didn't know you were joking.

[47xforlif3]

@Lord0fTheDeaD ahahaha no problem

[Jakecluts]

0:05 seconds = INSTANT ALARM!!!!

[CommanderYammark]

الله أكبر!!

[9753241860hb]

@CommanderYammark !!! ازدهار

[Theillusionist0099]

haha i want one

[MetaRothSephKnight]

@ThaPacsta "It is gay."

[MetaRothSephKnight]

@ThaPacsta christianity does not have "fucking gayest things".  1: "fucking gay things" to fix your poor grammar. 2: banned from the bible!

[Stevezom]

@ThaPacsta wow talk about douchebags....... im not a fan of this show, but your ranting sickens me. U can go to hell bitch

[5000mtx]

@ThaPacsta oh now u think your so superior because u call me uneducated and miserable with no facts to back that up, coming onto a video to insult it is trolling, and u gotta point, family guy is insulting, but for the last time, i dont watch family guy, nor am i defending it. if family guy does make propaganda its really bad at it since it doesnt influence anyone except true idiots

and wisdom doesnt = intelligence, and if u really r wise, thats living proof, and u have money woop de fucking do

[5000mtx]

@ThaPacsta ok u said "pathetic propaganda" and since u were insulting christianity, i thought u called the "propaganda" christian, so whatever. and even if family guy is a propaganda machine, i frankly don't care since i don't even watch the show that much just some youtube clips here and there, i don't have a helpless personality, i have an i don't care personality because i have better things to do than talk to a troll that uses bad grammar and insults me

[5000mtx]

@ThaPacsta whatever gets u off dude, just calm down its just a cartoon, i just thought that u thought christians made this when u called this " pathetic [christian] propaganda", no big deal

[5000mtx]

@ThaPacsta its just a joke, seth mcfarlenes atheist why would he make christian propaganda

[EAONG00]

'buys one'

me:hey justin bieber have an alarm clock

justin:(in girly voice) thanks

me:(walking away) retard

[saiess]

@EAONG00 THANK YOU FOR SAVING THE WORLD MAN!!!

[mkfan09]

:I have this.: OH BOY SEVEN IN THE MORINING ON CHRISTM-ALLAH HU AKBAR! Kblam.

[ArtClash]

I'm Muslim & I approve this.

[MrCupcakes76]

Achmed

[Robertz1986]

Allah Hu Al-Akbar BOOM

[iamnumber47]

ALACHHOOACHBAR!

[Weisniowiki]

I wonder where he got that...Stewie? X-D

[bobzeda]

Sad--My grandma bought the same alarm clock. Rest in peace Grandma, we miss you.

[MortalkombatScorpio1]

*sets palastenian alarm clock near bieber's house* and now we wait.

[protox4]

I laughed so hard it hurt! :D

[SunWhiteWolf]

Wow.

[jitzu7147]

worthless?, did that not wake him up?

[ButterflyRedrum]

@jitzu7147 It didn't wake me up.

[freefallproductions3]

hahahahahahahaha fuckin hilarious

[hotkulboi77]

all muslims blow up like this be aware of them

[jman280292]

LMFAO when i see this on tv

[XxModernDayRaiderxX]

were can i buy this alarm clock?

[MrDiem2]

Worthless? I think not, what is the main purpose of an alarm clock, to wake you up, this will do just that

[husambusam]

Lol

[MW2SHOTGUNMASTER]

@MrMisterCosmo WTF?!

[gogetaSSJ101]

I'M A MUSLIM AND I THINK THIS IS HILARIOUS!!! XD

[baseballboy0101]

@gogetaSSJ101 how does thinking something is funny have anything to do with religion? are you trying to give some type of approval for others to think it's funny?

[lifehatesmespll9]

@baseballboy0101 He's saying that to give all of the stuck up people on here a clue that it's okay to laugh at things like this. No need to constantly walk around with a stick up your ass.

[ax9995]

@gogetaSSJ101 ur going to hell

[TeraQuad]

So, Admiral Ackbars first name is ALLA-HU. XD

[FuckAroundFilms]

lol jewish cartoon making fun of pali's.

[PuqTheBest]

@MrMisterCosmo Why the hell did you thought that?

[72jgand]

This isn't racist. If you watch Family Guy, you'd know they aren't racist, and they poke fun at EVERYBODY. This is hysterical.

[megagameking1]

after watching this I got rid of my alarm clock

[FlamingIceRock]

@MrMisterCosmo was that justin beiber or an orgasm?

[Rodan16]

Funny how a 10 second vid on youtube can change a shitty day into a great night

[Tinedmovie4062]

Well, if that didn't wake you up..

[Bigstackstwo]

Same exact sound from when the terrorist crashed his bike into the twin tower scene. lolz

[jdfatcatsam]

I WANT THAT FOR MY BDAY

[Voss2120]

LOL

[EAONG00]

give one to justin beiber

[uberrunescapefan]

rebecca black: 7AM waking up in the-

ALLUH AKBAR BBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM­MMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

she's finally dead.

[hbkusa]

@uberrunescapefan Yes! That's awesome

[SageofTalos]

@uberrunescapefan Amazing sir. Just frickin amazing. :D

[1aaron2me]

@uberrunescapefan that comment made my day

[younggunsfan]

ALAHOOACKBAR!

[amirush1983]

translate- alla is a mouse!!!!!

[SpadaccinoLuciano]

Why does everyone have such a damn problem with Justin Beiber? I mean, Im not a fan of him, but JEEZ! Yeah, when I first heared him, I thought he was good for a black girl, but I didnt hate him when I learned he was a white kid!

[MoSwaaag]

@SpadaccinoLuciano this was a really bad attempt at trying to be funny. and to get thumbs up.

[SpadaccinoLuciano]

@MoSwaaag Im NOT trying to be funny OR get a pointless thumbs up. Im SERIOUS!

[leo196able]

lollolololololoololollololoolo­lolololololololololol

[DubJub]

this might be the funniest moment of family guy

[MrLavuk]

FUCK RACIST AMERICAN PIGS

[AtTheMomentOde]

@MrLavuk fuck people who think we're all racist because this is funny as hell

[marcmischief]

@MrLavuk Not racist. It's a joke. If it was a serious comment about Palestine then it would be racist. But its a joke. People make fun of my country all the time and I never complain because I'm not a fucking bore

[forevermetalist]

funny but still racist.



[Grivahri]

@forevermetalist What race do you mean?

[Nascarking24]

Now that Osama is dead who's gonna take over the Palestinian Alarm Clock Business.

[xbox3shity]

@Nascarking24 ill mail one to justin beiber

[kiko19972]

@xbox3shity that made my day

[muaadly]

Funny but palistinians are not terrorists it's the other side that's terrorising the place

[Edgebotv4]

@muaadly <doesnt understand ironic comedy.

[Argus811]

@muaadly which is exactly why the Palestinians plant nail-bombs in shopping malls...

[14killian]

this is what should of happend in friday :P

[Gabber4nl]

Osama's mystery alarm clock :o he killed himself when he found out he lost it...

[patar49]

not funny cause palestinians ARE NOT terrorist. just saying

[picsmics4]

@patar49 funny beause they aren't. it's pointing out that middle eastern populace in general is perceived in rather malicious manner.

also, explosions are ALWAYS funny. :P

[misterawsomeman]

ALA HUAK BAR

[MegaAgentMan]

lol

[01diamondsareforever]

ROTFLMAO!

[jgonz185]

thumbs up if you tried to be the 20,000th viewer.

[southern4501isawesom]

damnit peter i told you to quit eating beans!!

[Revenge5724]

terrorist clock recommended for suicide terrorist

[NewSuperAvenger]

If that happened in Family Guy, how did they survive?

[MasterReasonOSR]

Ok i'm sold. Where can i get one?

[famegirl5518]

lol that is sooo funny!!!!! tee hee  XD

i cant stop watching it!!!!!!!

[B3rgh0rn]

omfg xD

[rcmerod52]

If that won't wake ya up, I dunno what will.

[randomface54]

You should see the Palestinian sex dolls. When you want to use them, they blow themselves up

[SuckMyBalls12398]

And also SuckMyBalls xP

[SuckMyBalls12398]

ROFL! Hillarious! XD

[DarkPlague666]

With all the subtle/clever humor in a lot of shows, sometimes it's just refreshing to see something like this.

[Xomazai]

3 people bought one of these alarm clocks.

[danielisawesome98]

Haha racist

[Foxxie0kun]

@danielisawesome98 A nationality comprised entirely of a religion prone to Radicalism and Terrorist Ideals is not racist, as the race is Middle-Eastern and the religion is common to the vast majority of the middle east.

Suffice to say, it's funny as hell but not quite racist. having an alarm clock with the voice of a ghetto black man and a Mac 10 that shoots you dead and rapes your wife is racist...

[danielisawesome98]

@Foxxie0kun i dont care i said it was racist as a joke :P

[Foxxie0kun]

@danielisawesome98 And I said that you were wrongly identifying it as "Racist" when it pokes fun at a subculture within a RELIGION that believes bombing innocents using yourself or your children as the bomb (The subculture, not the religion), and labeling it as Palestinian, which is a NATION comprised primarily of that RELIGION and also has been known to harbor the RADICALS that utilize suicide bombings. Not all brown people with black chest-length beards bomb people =P

[krittentun269]

to skip to the action.....press 3

[heartlessmushroom]

What a tasteless joke. Like most Family guy jokes this was to be expected.

[Mase5190]

@heartlessmushroom is it tasteless cuz its true???

[heartlessmushroom]

@Mase5190 >Implying all Palestinians are terrorists

Oh and learn to write correctly.

[jacmcd7]

the 2 dislikes are the palestinian's that sold peter that alarm clock and found out he is still alive. talk about some assholes.....

[carlinrulez666]

The ideal gift to get someone you hate for Christmas. Fuck the fruitcake, get this instead.

[cezto999]

WAHAHAHA!