Pinocchio

[celine15598]

LOL!!!

[Leatitia14]

on the contrary lol xD

[28meerak]

I want this for a ringtone.

[elsalvador131993]

if that indeed wasnt where he isnt man that gets confusing

[o0fernand0]

He knows Logics...

[britt7291]

amazing! good job script writer! best part of the film lol!

[jrockdaman2]

Funny ass lol love that puppet

[elsalvador131993]

man who ever came up for the lines for this has to be some kind of evil genius

[artist2748]

what happens next is...

pig: SHREK WENT BACK TO BRING THE NEXT HEIR!

pinocchio: *chuckles*

prince chaming: he went back to bring the next heir?

pinocchio: NO!! *nose grows*

pirnce charming: i will destroy this "heir" (i think)

pinocchio: we'll never fall for ur traps! *nose grows*

wolf: oh no.

[MrVinnymac94]

well on the contrary..hahaha

[chineesen]

thaha :p

[wickedwitchwest12323]

LOL pinocchio is awesome

[Sinsupa110]

He is a politician

[MuSiKFL0]

Lol I'm a bit a confuse

[ananemously]

CHARMING: you can't lie. so tell me puppet, where... is... shrek? PINNOCHIO: uh well uh, i don't know where he's not. CHARMING: you're telling me you don't know where shrek is? PINOCCHIO: it wouldn't be inaccurate to assume that i couldn't exactly say that it is or isn't almost partially incorrect. CHARMING: so you do know where he is!

[Tina987star]

WHAT????

[tiberias111]

See everything has a work around

[braxhardmach]

Most Hilarious Haha

[rbballard]

It is just like watching C-SPAN

[Lathox]

And then one of three little pigs gives in and tells him.

[HEAVENsentCASTIEL]

ahahahaha! Hes trying so hard not to lie!

[davismortiis]

jajaj Pinocchio made fun of that man!!! not clever enough to understand what he meant to say!!! great!!!!!!!

[n13579star]

is fantastic...!! I loved!!

[KOBEFAN833]

lmao ma fav part of the movie!

[squirreljester2]

Why does every frickin video of this cut off or leave out some part of it?!

[frozhfullmach]

the best pinocchio dialogue

[Localstommy]

The 1st time i seen this i literally rolled on the floor.

[SenMuJie]

This should be analyzed in critical thinking class

[multipurpose101]

@SenMuJie it SHOULD

[2012near]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahaha !!!!

MDR !!!

[BuRnDin23]

ahaahahahahahahhahahhaahhaahah­aahaahhaaaaaahahahaahaaahahaah­ahaha lea provokt dureri de cap=)))

[GodsS0N1]

Haha he made everyone confused!

[GaiaGoddessOfEarth]

I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that in no way with any amount of uncertainty that I undeniably do or do not know where he shouldn't probably be, if that indeed wasn't where he isn't. Even if he wasn't at where I knew he wasThat'd mean I'd really have to know where he wasn't.

HAHAHAHAHA funny!

but why'd you cut it short? :(

[multipurpose101]

@GaiaGoddessOfEarth Let me guess...imdb? Wikiquote?

[mexikchik93]

Lmao i loved this.

[piesonearth]

I have this Pinocchio doll!

[germanicelt]

This is one of the best parts of this movie. I nearly peed my pants laughing  over this at the movies.

[oyametalicus]

so this is the best part so far..I pooped laughing at it,seriously!!!

[xiomararbdrebels]

its funny how the pigs get annoyed....lool

[onlineolivia]

You dont understand how much I piss myself at this scene. "If that indeed is where he isn't"

[ResidentLeon7]

on the contrary is the funniest part

[diabeticderek]

Are you wearing lady's underpants? lol

[PaPiRiCoSuAvE]

hehehehehehehehehehe I LUV SHREK ,these films can appeal to all kinds of movie ppl ...

[wiseguybg]

a good example of politician/lawyer talk :)

[Ianamus]

hehehehe Best part of the movie totaly hilarious

[simiantelligent]

Charming: So, you do know where he is?

Pinocchio: On the contrary. I'm possibly more or less not definately rejecting the idea

that in no way, with any amount of uncertainty, that I undeniably do or do not

know where he shouldn't probably be. If, that indeed, wasn't where he isn't.

Even if he wasn't not where I knew he was, it could mean that, uh---

[simiantelligent]

Prince Charming: You can't lie. So tell me puppet: Where is Shrek?

Pinocchio: Uh. Mmm. Well, uh, I don't know where he's not.

Charming: You're telling me you don't know where Shrek is?

Pinocchio: It wouldn't be inaccurate to assume that I couldn't exactly not say that that it is or isn't

partially incorrect.

[Guidodo]

"On the contrary, I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that in no way, with any amount of uncertainity that I undenyingly do or do not know where he shouldn't probably be...if that indeed wasn't where he isn't!" Nice one...

[DAKATheMan74]

What is ginberous?

[junNohara]

I think he means 'gibberish'. Don't you?

[kakashi1525]

i love this part when pinocchio talk total ginberous

[simpledesign84]

im a real boy

[05sybra02]

this is my favorite part of the movie, its hilarious

[MaxTaxFax]

if you ask pinochio if he's gay he'll tell you "no" then his nose'll grow long

[senegalprt]

lol

this is the best part of the movie.

and ginger rocks too

[Kitteepaws90]

YES. LMFAO

[cazamarr]

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[wytnise1]

That;s my favorite part of the movie!

[nused2]

mine too! XD

[multipurpose101]

@wytnise1 MINE TOO! Thumbs up!

[maeon3]

..do or do not know where he shouldn't probably be, if that indeed wasn't where he isn't!

How can you not be somewhere where your not? To take out the obfuscation he's saying Shrek is where he isn't. That was a LIE!

[thejudge99]

Uh, maeon3, one can only not be where one isn't. And he is only saying he most likely doesnt know where he is now, though perhaps not where he was. Clear, no?

[Janell56]

funny :)