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  • I actually went as Elphaba to a fantasy convention... She's green.

  • Good stuff. :)

  • Wow I'm going to stop watching porn now...

  • best thing ever!

  • After watching this video, what does sex mean?

  • @hinasakukimi Show me or prove such a person can exist and maybe I'll accept the notion, as I can't imagine it being quite possible to have an orgasm or experience pleasure without being selfish-such are the inherent attributes of anything related to the mind and body.

  • @JosiahSCooper No kidding, I know someone like that, I know you weren't asking me directly but as difficult as it may be to believe there is such people they're just really rare.

  • Seriously, you are my new favorite superscription. All of your videos are brilliant!

  • EUROAFRICA MAP!!

  • sex manual from the muppet show, eh?

  • These cartoon are easy to masturbate to.

  • lend me your hitachi magic wand? but all in all, ive never had sex, have thought maybe i could tolerate it, but idk... just seems to be a boring and messy thing so never really went out and got it. i agree with you though. i remember being afraid back in the day, thinking "i dont have a porn star body... i'm never going to get laid, and when i take my clothes of he/she's just going to laugh at me". ^^ still think that i guess. *shrug* oh well

  • "Look, of course we're all opposed to sexism and the objectification of women, but it's pointless to try to pretend that we don't enjoy tits." - That quote just made my day.

  • Why do you own one :l...

    creepy

  • for some reason, trying to watch this video makes me want to read the books I just bought

  • did nobody notice how fucked up the world map is? :P

  • i liked what you said about "every little curve" and feeling "reinstated as a mammal"...8D

  • About 0:30 into the video I was confused about the word sex. Why is it sex, it is such a short word... What? why? huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh???

    (This always happens when somebody says/shows me a word too many times)

  • @KillerBunnys122 I do that to myself sometimes. it's weird

  • Although it is somewhat titillating to know you own a Hitachi Magic Wand, I'm far more interested in your ownership of a Dymo marker. I've always wanted one of those.

  • Careful dude U got the male sign wrong !

    Check it out - ♂ (arrow @ top rite, not bottom like the "+" 4 female)

    If it was intended I dinn really get it.

    Just pointing it out, I hope it helps.

    I love Ur stuff and I wish I had a real friend I could relate 2 as much as I relate 2 what U say in Ur vids :-) Keep it up man, U're making a gr8 job :-)

  • Having sex WITHOUT wanting to have babies or marriage is the best thing in the known universe!

    BTW, y'should make a video about big tits as well...there was a video about penis, what about big tits?

  • gj tjuxgtujyvffffffffffffffffg[;.­l

  • The great sex irony of History is when Lenin said to the Russian people that sex was useless and encouraged women to get abortions......He died from syphilis! HAHA

  • @AstonWalte yur mom

  • How do make these video, i mean the drawing stuff?

  • @Auzziable he has a glass table, some thin sort of translucent paper so that the drawing he makes is see-able on both sides and films beneath the glass table as he draws.

    look closely at 2:56 you can see his hands as he draws.. 

  • Thumbs up for Europe and Africa being one big continent.

  • Don't understand much about sex but it made me laugh whenever I heard it being talked about.This video kinda funny and I like the drawing!

  • Oh man. I had this video up kinda loud and I'm at my parent's house. They heard the word 'sex' a lot, haha.

  • Lol the "AH" about the touching the girls stomach made me jump and laugh.

  • Similar to my life

  • true story bro.

  • SEX SEX SEX SEXITY SEX SEX SEX. :))

  • P.C "justification of women" is total bullshit! I'm a woman AND a human being... I love to look at tits. And I'm completely straight.

  • His noise at 2:42 is frickin hilarious!

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  • I'm okay with the subject of this video, but I was kinda offended when I saw the world map. According to the worldmap, me (the Netherlands) and my family (Germany, Sweden, New Sealand) do not exist!

  • @DutchMaureen Neither does Spain...

    He missed a lot of countries there hahhaha

  • And yes i understand the flaw of my comment.

  • As Humans we are taught to have limits and borders mentaly and physicly.

    every since society lost its imaturity we have strayed off the basics of learning and adapting...

    As a male, if i would comment on another male's sexual appeal, depending on the audience i would either be understood for my comments because my soul was given a body and a job, not a ball and chain,but in the other hand i would probably be outcasted for the assumption of me being gay,which is sad.Gay should just mean happy.

  • With every video I watch

    I have the feeling to mature more and more...

  • sex is the ultimate act of selfishness; it is the one thing that demonstrates your deepest and inner-most convictions

    who you have sex with or what you masturbate to and what turns you on are all signs of how you truly value yourself, as you wouldn't be able to have sex selflessly . .

  • @JosiahSCooper You COULD have sex selflessly. Asexual people don't really get turned on or enjoy sexual activities, but they can still choose to have sex with their partner if they want.

  • I'm so impressed by how well you drew the porn stars vs. barby and ken vs. the real deal... well done.. they all look the part!

  • and to that, i say...halleluyah

  • I can't help but replay 2:41 over and over because the noise makes me laugh like a banshee. xD "AH!"

  • @Cupkayke Best bit of all the videos xD

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  • 2:24

    sadomahism. SADOMAHIOSM!

  • this guy makes it really hard to masturbate

  • 4:02 fireworks and an american/whereverthehellyouare­from flag BG ensues with orquestra playing majestically

    XD

  • Hallelujah to tittttsss!

  • FAMTASTIC

    

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  • I think lev should make more videos :D

    WHO'S WITH ME PEOPLE! :D

  • @KatyRulesAll i would pay to have him do a video every day, but i guess that will put pressure on him, we want the regular lev we've known for so long, the one who says what he thinks and we strangely find ourselves thinking "oh yeah exactly what i think" and i don't wanna lose that.

  • Nice tip about the warm water!

  • @TheColaGoodfellow then how come you wrote "sex" twice on your tiny comment over a video related sex? I bet you saw it more than once and obsessed about how you don't find it fascinating :)

  • @mariajodp

    It's hard to make a comment about sex without mentioning it, rofl.

    But it's true, I find little interesting about it. Why have sex when you can eat cake?

  • @TheColaGoodfellow This might be because:

    A. You are asexual.

    B. You are having sex with the wrong gender.

    C. You aren't doing it right.

    D. You aren't doing it at all.

    E. You aren't doing it with the right person.

    F. You aren't using or you aren't arousing (you or your partner, or both), your body correctly.

    G. A combination of the above.

    Try stimulating your body by yourself until you find out what do you like, you are missing an important part of your life.

  • @TheColaGoodfellow Everyone is capable of achieving an orgasm, even if you are asexual.

    Your body is designed to give you incredible pleasure if stimulated correctly, I'd be foolish not to try to achieve as much pleasure as possible by stimulating it, just as it's designed to do.

    Try, experiment, and research the subject. It is more than worth it, you'll understand why everyone is so fascinated about it...

  • I have never really understood the big deal guys make over boobs.They're just...you know, there.I mean,I know since I have them myself that might make me used to them or whatever but guys see boobs everyday all over the place and never seem to get tired of them. Maybe it's just a guy thing and I'll never understand!

  • @Behappyxoxox I always thought boobs are overrated. I saw an add on a bus station the other day about "revolutionary bra" that claims to make your boobs two sizes bigger, and I couldn't help wonder why would anyone want that. In fact, if anything bra's should only be designed to make your boobs less shaggy, or even smaller.

    It's like women who use so much make-up at special occasions that they end up looking like cheap porcelain dolls, and hide their natural beauty.

  • @Behappyxoxox I think make-up well used is a great tool to bring out the best out of your natural beauty but I feel like most woman have no clue what looks good on them. Just like some beautiful girls I dated, they spent loads of money trying to look like cheap prostitutes for me, which I found a huge turn off, but they thought it was sexy...

    When I first slept with my last gf, for example, she told me she spent 1 dollar on her n lingerie, and it was the sexiest thing I've seen...

  • @Behappyxoxox I've heard the definition of perfect boobs for my taste in 30 rock:

    - "You really should wear a bra"

    - "Actually, I don't have to, I can jump and they stay in the same place. See?" lol

    Still, boobs are one of the least important features in my opinion, but I do feel like most women try too hard to end up looking worse than they actually do because they have no clue what guys like, which is partly because of the late female role models, which only ugly pervs like...

  • 1:55 WTF IS THIS A MAP? you, ignorant americunts

  • @gryn1s so you can draw a acurate map of the world its kinda right he just missed the ocean between africa and europe

  • @gryn1s That's a map of every American state, duh! :3

  • @gryn1s Because it's totally necessary to draw an accurate map of the world in a video about sex.

  • 2:41 Aaaagh!

  • "You feel reinstated as a mammal, and go positively bazonko." Lol, so great!

  • XD i laughed at the part about getting your hands warm so she doesn't go "AGH!!"

  • slickness and polish in porn? what? its hard to believe levi hasnt seen any internet porn. nor have i noticed that i cant concentrate on fucking because im fantasizing about my monitor.

  • la la la

  • Wheres New Zealand!! Ya know that little place below Aussie

  • I love Lev(:

    If he was my boyfriend, I'd be so happy.

    The sound of his voice is heavenly.

  • @mesathecute you do know how he looks right?

  • @TheNixy27 Yes! Which makes me want him even more.(:

  • Sex. What more do I have to say?

  • I am a woman and I find everything Lev said to be absolutely true. He's not being sexist he's being honest about the way the world works....

  • I can see him drawing behind the sheet of paper!

  • @ginkotea is celebrating sex appeal too mainstream for you buddy?

  • 2:42 hahahaha

  • What's wrong with celebrating the human body? : )

  • An audience of women laughed their asses off at a story about guy who had his penis cut off, because he wanted a divorce. This was on a show called "The Talk." If there was a show with an audience full of men laughing at a woman who had her clitoris cut off, it would be taken off the air. Lev says he likes the female form, now he's a sexist.

    Final analysis: It's only sexist when men do it.

  • @misjif2341 I'm female, and even I know of the glaring double standard. Your argument has no flaws. Thumbs up.

  • @misjif2341 You're comparing women laughing at violence to Lev saying he likes boobs? Thats not really apples to apples is it? And you're only using two anecdotes to form your conclusion. I think your analysis needs some work.

  • @Alyxium There was only one example. It was never meant to be comparative. I was just stating the fact that I have seen such things and know that it would only be considered appalling if the genders were reversed. I'm not using only two examples to form a conclusion, I'm only giving examples with my allotted 500 characters. Now, tell me that I'm wrong, and that men have mocked a woman on a television show who had been mutilated based on the fact that she wanted a divorce.

  • @misjif2341 For reference I think the example you gave was clearly sexist and I dont think Lev was sexist.

    And no, I can't, off the top of my head, think of a man that talked about mutilating a woman because she wanted a divorce.

    But after reading your comment I thought of the many comedians I've watched who've made jokes about violently raping women, domestic abuse etc.

    Thing is most people dont care about sexism regardless of wether it's misandrist or misogynist.

  • @Alyxium The act of making a statement to levy humor at a paying audience does not equal out to something that actually happened. Just like how the punishment for threats are much less severe. The example I gave was not to make people think that women are evil, but to point out that they are equally capable of being sexist. I know you can't think of it, because such a crime has never happened in recent America, like it has in Ancient Rome. A good holiday to you, Alyxium.

  • @misjif2341 I never said it did "equal out," if such a thing is even possible, I just said it was sexist and most people dont care. Which is true.

    And I have no idea why you're mentioning Rome and assuming what I'm thinking or capable of thinking but okay.

  • @Alyxium When I said "I know you can't think of it, because such a crime has never happened in recent America, like it has in Ancient Rome." I was responding to when you said "And no, I can't, off the top of my head, think of a man that talked about mutilating a woman because she wanted a divorce." Although, I think our argument is misplaced and is merely talking about something that was taken out of context, in the first place. Perhaps arguing through text isn't the best of ideas. : \

  • @misjif2341 Indeed.

  • @Alyxium Oh, and a good holiday to you. :)

  • @misjif2341 I really cant agree with you more...

  • @misjif2341 Rare though it is, I've been called out for being sexist towards males, and I'm a girl. I would point out stereotypical qualities that they're supposed to have, but don't and they'd get all flustered and call me sexist.

  • @misjif2341 Amazing observation! You deserve an award. :)

  • @misjif2341

    Pfffht!

    Calm yo ass down!

    Lev is a BADASS!

  • @MrExCon You had to be there during the current conversation, to understand that I was taking Lev's side.

  • @ginkotea Wow

  • @ginkotea What did he say that was even remotely sexist? O_o

  • @Imnotyourmary

    have you even payed attention towards the end?

    (or if you are very critical, the last view videos?)

    i almost thought he was going somewhere with the shameless usage an unrealistic image of women's bodies in order to sell some fucking movie.

    and the point he is making is : at least back then people were ashamed of being sexist assholes, while today it is something to be proud of.

    sorry if i consider that hurtful.

  • @ginkotea What are you babbling about? Seriously? Pointing out the more reserved standpoints of days gone past makes him sexist? He even states how the unrealistic image of perfect physical appearance ruins the sex between two actual human beings. Holy hell. People like you are the reason Youtube gets such a bad rep.

  • @ginkotea One is sexist if they love the human body, which they are naturally drawn to by nature? What is the problem with that?

  • @ginkotea I cracked up at this. Seriously? People have always been sexist assholes, more so before than they are now. I was annoyed by the "cheering of boobs" point as well but only because I think people are just silly in the way they over glorify boobs. I am also against sexual objectification. However, I appreciate the fact that my boyfriend considers it an honor (not a task) to play with mine. ;) TMI, I know

  • @ginkotea If you look at the audience in the movie theater, at 3:49 or so, you will see that there are plenty of women in the audience as well. I have seen them cheer on a pair just as loudly and enthusiastically as men do.

    That's all I'm going to say about the subject- Experience has taught me about people that people that miss the point by 9,000 miles and then get extremely angry about it- There isn't any point in arguing with them.

  • @AgentXPQ Looks to me like @ginkotea can't see past Andrea Dworkin's nose to understand what sexism actually is. In the words of a wise man "it's pointless to try to pretend we don't all enjoy tits".

  • @AgentXPQ

    the thing is i believe you.

    i believe that you don't see what is wrong with this.

    but as you may know : the greatest enemy of freedom is a happy slave

    and the reason that there are "happy slave women" is because we are being made insecure about being a nagging b!tch. we are terrified of the idea of being the ignorant girlfriend who doesn't "get her boyfriend" because she doesn't understand how a male-socialized brain works

    and i am not aggravated, i am extremely disappointed

  • @ginkotea women are in no way slaves, being desired because of one's form is natural and unavoidable. unless you feel we should handle this like "1984" and eliminate all sexual desire and pleasure, im sure that would end this so called "slavery"

  • @AgentXPQ I have cheered on a (rather lovely) pair of tits pretty ferociously before.

    Boobies are amazing... period.

  • @AgentXPQ i think that what we've learned here is that only lesbians watch movies.

  • @ginkotea Wow, you didn't even try to have a peaceful discussion with him about his views. You just assumed the worst. What an asshole.

    Your first response even to the most crazy and immoral people should be to question and listen. If you're in the right, then you have nothing to lose. Your aggressiveness makes it sound like you're trying to achieve dominance, not understand or communicate truth. It's a sign of insecurity, not ethical confidence.

  • @ginkotea He's sexist because he's glad people celebrate sex appeal?

  • @ginkotea Ive seen this 5 times. I haven't picked up on any hints of disrespect to women. The only comment that possibly could be misconstrued as sexist is led up to by an explanation that objectifying women is wrong. He is talking from a males perspective about sexuality, which shouldnt surprise you, he is a male after all... This is the issue with political correctness, you arent even perceiving the point that he is trying to convey, you are making up your own, and then getting offended by it.

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  • @ginkotea do you see anything in this video that wouldn't work just as well if Lev happened to be female? the answer is, of course, no, and your argument is invalid.

  • @ginkotea I hope you were abused as a child, otherwise you have no excuse to be such a fucking massive douche.

    "LOL YOUR EARLY WORK OMG".

  • @ginkotea I personally find it hilarious how far off the mark your understanding of his video is. You are far too sensitive, finding problems where there are none. lol

  • @ginkotea Wow you're a fucking idiot. You have some serious deep rooted psychological problems. You should seek help.

  • @ginkotea feminist or just an irrational and bitter person who enjoys the shameful action of fighting over nonsense just because you need to be the center of attention?

  • @ginkotea XD read some replies to you and read all the way back to page 7, and I gotta say I agree with all of them, why not be happy a fellow social outcast is being accepted and becoming popular with other social outcasts?

    (Everyone else commented on the sexism post so ill leave that alone id rather pick apart the other stupidities of your post).

  • @MrSierra125 Exactly - Being kind of an Ambassador to the Alienated :))

  • @ginkotea HAHAHAHAHAHA wrong

  • "i find myself strangely attracted to green chicks" lmfao

  • WOW scared me .... 2:42

  • Try touching the woman's tits with icy fingers! You shall get ENTIRELY different result.

    Just a friendly advice! ;)

  • It does look like R2-D2..

  • hahahaha my mom walked into the room when u showed that wand thing. she gave me a weird look and i was like "uhhh...it looks like r2d2?" XD

  • I like your hair

  • I do understand your point of view about sex and women's tits. But I think as a woman, I see a completely different picture (i don't obsess over tits for example xD). I suppose your video, really, is more directed towards straight men. Girls can be equally as horny of course, but I think their approach and thoughts are quite different from this.

  • ha ha! hee hee hee! ho ho ho!

  • lol.

  • i dont think about porn when i have sex... i think about having sex..

  • Keep this up, keep making them because you have something to express and not to make money. You're an artist of life.

  • Chubby girls do it better :P

  • So uhm, about that "imprinting theory". I'm male and I can vaguely remember one incident as a 4 year old when my mom brought me into the women's room of the local public swimming pool.

    There was an elderly, chubby woman undressing in there.....

    Oh.

    Oh God no.

  • PRAISE THE LORD!!!

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  • This may sound weird but everytime I watch one of your videos I just think I wanna hug you

  • @liveincolourss (i think of hugging Levni Yilmaz)

  • ...

    How about we just get rid of all there weird kinks and get back to the basics...?

  • u made the sign of mars wrong its supposed to look like this ♂

  • i just found your channel and i enjoy all of your vids... gratz man u got another sub

  • Ah, Hefner only says that cause his dick is out of service.

  • You own a hitachi magic wand?

    Santa, I want a Lev for christmas.

  • i like your videos, but I respect you the more righteous your videos are, eg when you treat topics like sx by drawing crude pictures, my respect for your work goes down. you have an interest in your audience wanting your videos to be childish, maybe. sorry if i seemed rude but i prefer your videos like procrastination, but now I notice you have many related to sx. peace out

  • @skatetennis123 Sex is a deeply important subject in human psychology, its hard to find a subject in psychology sex is not the root of. I respect your taste for videos, but I do feel that the subject is deeply profound subject to any human being, whether we are consciously aware of it or not, or so used to think Freud.

    It would be childish in my opinion to avoid it, and brave to confront it.

  • @PollockQT i think my religious views (See my videos) influence my views...:( peace out

  • @skatetennis123 I understand, well everyone is free to make their own choices, even religious ones... :)

  • "I don't go to a lot of science fiction conventions, but whenever I do, I'm always surprised how attracted I am to green chicks"

    This really made me laugh out loud hahaha

  • Fucked up minds... People changed in ten years or so from modest to a bunch of horny idiots...

    How pathetic....

  • @vegeta2030 Porno has been around a lot longer than 10 years. Playboy is more than 60 years old.

  • @snootymcboogerballs

    oh my god... worse than I thought...

  • @vegeta2030 You do know that porn and dildos have been found from Ancient Egypt right?

  • @urnotmyhero

    Were you there?

    I wonder how you can say it so confidently.... plus... you aren't trying to say that porn and such stuff are good are you?

  • @urnotmyhero Actually, if u have read the history of human sexuality all of this started in India. :)

  • @vegeta2030 Yeah, people used to be virgins in the 50's! Right on bro!

  • @PollockQT

    Well... people got old and are still virgins because they didn't get married....

    You can't believe that what is going on in the world today is better for humanity...

    Bastards are too many to count now.

    In america.. Children born out of wed-lock are OVER 52%.

    Also... rape cases, sexual harrassment and sexual abuse are off the charts in those areas that are so " civilized "

    While here, in the " stupid world " those cases are UNHEARD of.

  • @vegeta2030 When I said people were all virgins in the 50's I was being sarcastic, if everyone in the 50's had been a virgin... well... humanity would had become extinct.

  • @vegeta2030

    1:And exactly what is the problem with people having sex, or children without being married?

    2 : Are you seriosly saying that rape, or sexual violations are unheard of in religious communities? Yeah, pedofilic priests are totally unheard of...

  • @faendettavarjobbigt

    first things first... that's a stero type... i is not real... the priests thing.

    second... I didn't mean that community.

  • @faendettavarjobbigt

    as for what's so bad.... look around you...

  • @vegeta2030 I am looking around. I see a country where well over 80 % is secularised, and where crime is a lot lower, and wellfare works better than in america. Dont see how that supports your cause.

  • @faendettavarjobbigt

    Crime rate is lower??

    Please... don't make me laugh... go read the stats.

    I've already explained how your community works.

    guys play women they fuck them then toss them out, ask almost any girl in your world and you will be told this is true. I have asked women in amercia and other places and they all gave the same answer. women in your world are either pretty therefor getting rolled that way, or ugly therefor getting ignored and hurt.

    It is pointless..