RetroGamerVX's Kinder Egg Tag

[feckingbillgates]

I got this exact same one when I got a three-pack of Kinder Eggs in a 99p store recently. What a load of crap - two ready-assembled hedgehog figurines (one identical to yours), and one ready-assembled penguin figurine that was a tie-in with the film Happy Feet 2. No fun whatsoever, and that's not because I'm now 33.

[28steryan]

@feckingbillgates Nah, they are utter shite now, very disappointing.

[feckingbillgates]

@28steryan Also, you can't fire the lids off anymore with a satisfying "pock" noise, because they are hinged on. Smarties lids fired off really satisfyingly in the old days as well, but they're gone too now.

[HuracanPolimar]

''OH..! Sonic the Shithog.''

i lol'd.

[28steryan]

@HuracanPolimar It was a rather turdy suprise.

[TheWincking]

are you selling them?

[28steryan]

@TheWincking No they are shit, I'd rather sell my soul.

[TheWincking]

@28steryan okay ...

[benzo8686]

oh man i remember when my uncle was stationed in germany he brought us a fuckin suitcase filled with em.....i guess a lot of younger kids used to choke on them or somthing thats why we dont get'em in the U.S.

[28steryan]

@benzo8686 Yeah we don't care over here, we know parents that buy these for kids deserve their children to choke to death.

[SystemF01]

the skin around the stomach looks like foreskin

[28steryan]

@SystemF01 Ha, ha, ha!

[jasee1227]

i eat these all the time and did u know these r illegal in the us because of the toy

[28steryan]

@jasee1227 Yeah, it's pretty stupid I've seen much smaller toys.

[Tom360degrees]

Looks like someone punched it so hard the right side of it's face is stuck there.

[28steryan]

@Tom360degrees Most of the toys look mutated now, and are just out right crap.

[doginmylense]

Yay the video made it up!

[28steryan]

@doginmylense It sure did.

[segagenesis1989]

Gotta love spastic Steve! He doesn't care about the chocolate! He wants that damn toy to play with! Well ... more than likely it will be destroyed like that psp! Hahaha

[28steryan]

@segagenesis1989 I am not a Spastic, I am a cunt so get your facts right.

And yeah I will be executing that Hedgehog in the most grusome way you could possibly imagine.

[fleetwoodsucks]

wow I am surprised these are still around. How much did that cost?

[28steryan]

@fleetwoodsucks Not entirely sure I brought it with some other stuff, but they aren't cheap.

[OhNoNotMyPenis]

I was thinking the same thing. when I was a kid you had to build them yourseld, well try to without the piece of crap breaking.

Also awesome music for the intro, one of the best pieces of music the megadrive has to offer.

[28steryan]

@OhNoNotMyPenis That was the fun part building it, or it at least having a function like spinning wheels or whatever, most of the new toys I've seen are solid and functionless and total dog shit.

STREETS OF RAGE's music sure does rule.

[MrCaricatures]

Not much fun if you can't assemble it. I see the capsules are different now too.

[28steryan]

@MrCaricatures Yeah, we should all write to Kinder and tell the bastards to sort their shit out.

A range of Pokemon or Nintendo characters would be cool, like what they did with the Smurfs and Turtles.

[ballinnick1982]

"It looks like a pile of shit!" That had me laughing lol. I've actually never seen these things before

[28steryan]

@ballinnick1982 You won't either, they are illegal in the US.

[lukemorse1]

hahah, crazy bastard at it again. Lovely little porcupine you got there Steve, I mean Hedgehog :P

[28steryan]

@lukemorse1 Can you get them in Japan? If so you should do it to.

[murrayefc78]

Since when did you not have to make up the surprise? That is horse shit.

[28steryan]

@murrayefc78 I know man, where is the fun in a static plastic hedgehog.

[markvergeer]

LOL Priceless commentary!

[Jamiepr]

awesome i though it was going to be turtle again at first

you got excited at hedgehog its made me tempted to come and take you for a trip to pound land lol mint stuff mate

[28steryan]

@Jamiepr If you want, I don't mind, your paying though, I am skint as usual.

[RetroGamerVX]

Muhahahahha, you did it :o) Interestingly tender way of opening it :o) Looks like a turd! It is a turd!! naff lol. yes, you don't have to put the buggers together now :o( Well done sir!! :o)

[28steryan]

@RetroGamerVX It was the only recent Tag I've found actually interesting, so decided to jump on board, shame the toys are utter shit.

[PSI236]

Awesomeness ahoy!



[28steryan]

@PSI236 Got ACE COMBAT 3 for PS1, is it any good? I am yet to play it.

[PSI236]

@28steryan Oh I need that one, it's Ace Combat Electrospere. Seems kind of different to the others, I'll swap it you for something.

[28steryan]

@PSI236 Yeah that's the one, If I don't like it it's yours.

[PSI236]

@PSI236 I dunno if it would be your cup of tea mate, they are all kind of the same, I just got the latest AC on Xbox 360 and that has a few new mechanics, but most of the time you are still just chasing green dots.

[28steryan]

@PSI236 I am pretty sure it won't be my bag of baboons bollocks, so chances are you'll be getting it.

I am busy this weekend but if you want to come down after that let me know, this place is now officially a no smoking zone now though, so you'll have to go on the front for a cig'.

[WickedClownNZ]

haahah nice man. i used to buy those things as a kid too but they wernt solid toys in em back then

[28steryan]

@WickedClownNZ I know, they suck now.

They don't even have them in the USA, something to do with a choking hazard for children.

[WickedClownNZ]

@28steryan if the kids eat the plastic or the toys then there stupid and shouldnt be allowed by the parents to eat these in the first place