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  • stupod tory wanker

  • He dealt with that situation with the humour of an awkward 50 year old headmaster.

  • LOL top gears funny ;]

  • the girl saying mommy, mommy is sad at the end because her plan failed and so she made 123 accounts

  • AWWW POOR CLARKSON HE DIDN'T LOOK PLEASED

  • what a douche. i mean seriously, stuck up asshole..

  • This is just immature toilet humour really. Shame on you.

  • I just noticed that the top two comments supporting your "President", Mr Clarkson are stereotypical of the fan base that the man reaches out to. Fools that have absolutely no sense of humor and who clearly struggle with the English language. Jeremy Clarkson is a bigoted idiot who says outrageous comments only because he knows it satisfies his uneducated, Honda Civic driving, easy persuaded audience.

  • @pruntyfinbar Oh right, all people who drive Civics are uneducated. Now... lets see who the real uneducated idiot is making assumptions like that.

  • @pruntyfinbar Sorry but how can you say those who like Clarkson have no sense of humor but then go on and have a dig at his "outrageous comments" You don't take them as the joke that they are intended to be, so surely it is you who has no sense of humor.

    I would like to see you take a pie to the face and make a joke of it or get trapped in toilets by idiots and just shrug it off.

    Now stop trying to act superior to anyone that likes Clarkson. You aren't. You just seem like a miserable person.

  • Childish bullshit.

  • who the hell said loser at the end??

  • I luv clArkson and way he says what we all think lolz ! sieg heil ! sieg heil !

  • LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • do you hear a little girl yelling 'memmie memmie'? that

    is from a dialect in holland,, friesland !

  • @thatonesilenceguy

    Freedom for Friesland and Silesia!!

  • Jeremy should have come out and did like joaquin phoenix in Miami: "i've got a million dollars in the bank, what do you got, fucks?"

  • @haidend

    Well, my face doesn't look like a sack full of spanners.........Besides, Clarkson was born rich, went to public school, and constantly brags about his success. It is the sworn duty of all Englishmen to defend the underdog and relentlessly attack the overmighty. Death to Kings. Eat the rich. And fuck Clarkson!

  • @St1bs And yet it was the English who just created so much fanfare over the marriage of a royal and a wealthy daughter. Further, they tried to sell the world on the importance of worshiping this event.

  • @haidend Most of this country didn't watch the wedding, actually. An entire nation yawned. The Royals have no power. Its a circus side show. I'm talking about the opinion formers, the politicians, the wealthy and the arrogant. It is our national sport to bait them like animals. Allthough......come to think of it.....we do that to the Windsors too.

  • @haidend You wanna know what just about everybody thinks about your type i don't 100% know this but by the way you type i'm guessing your incest and by the look of your youtube name you are a bit bent, and by the look of your profile picture you are a massive paedophile, so instead of looking for videos to insult a nationality, sort yourself out you bellend.

  • @bencolecumbria1995 My profile pic is Steve Ballmer, not me. My username is arbitrary letters. But your profile name betrays the fact that you're some 15 year old arse that is insecure about his sexuality because he got a boner in the locker room. You're anger has made you so mad that you lash out at random people with incoherent and incomplete sentences.

  • @haidend as i said before "sort yourself out bellend"

  • @bencolecumbria1995 You're very lucky to be born in such a tolerant world. Decades ago you would have been lynched for being a queer. Just embrace who you are. If you like cock, go jump on one. But don't hold it against everyone else that is normal.

  • @haidend I would rather like cock than 5 year old kids

  • @bencolecumbria1995 Ok. So don't suck the 5 year old cock. I don't know why you are asking me to solve your life problems.  I don't have any experience in your perverted life style.

  • @haidend Great comebacks mate just keep repeating me, but i guess paedophiles have more on their minds to worry about

  • @bencolecumbria1995 You're not very smart. You know nothing about me but I know your name is Ben Cole. You are from Cumbria. You were born in 1995. I found your facebook page. And judging by that profile pic you are a fat ginger retard in an incestuous/paedophile/homosexu­al relationship with that old white haired freak. You most likely live in a council house and are miserable. So you try to transfer all your inadequacies onto others.

  • @bencolecumbria1995 Your favorite books are the Twilight series. Your favorite movies are Sex and the City and Bring it On. Your favorite television shows are Desperate Housewives, Sex and the City, and Glee. You are a disgrace.

  • @haidend Wow that really hurt my feelings. Mind you when people are losing arguments they tend to bring up random shit.

  • @bencolecumbria1995 Its not random, its the info from your facebook page. Anybody can google: Ben Cole Cumbria facebook and your perverted life is shown for what it is. I'm not going to respond again because I don't want to be the cause of your suicide. And by the way, this wasn't an argument. You attacked me for no reason and I decided to play your puerile game. But I've realized now how psychologically unstable you are. I hope you get help and have a good life.

  • @haidend So you googled my name and where i live, and let's not forget that i'm 16 and how old are you? i'm guessing by the fact that you don't want to respond that you are an insecure 40 year old who is confused about his sexuality and because of the fact that you looked up a 16 year old on the internet that you're a paedophile.

  • Puberty joke.

  • I wish they would of knocked it over with him in it..Now that would of been classic.

  • Poor Clarksson

  • Get it up ye Clarkson, ya fat Tory cunt.

  • @harmaouke Why don't you rush in there and sniff his shit, you love him so much

  • 0:08-0:12 MUMMY MUMMY

  • they should have done this to May instead

  • Jeremy Clarkson makes TV more enjoyable through Top Gear and this is how they repay him?! What a bunch of asswipes!

  • Top Gears average viewing figure: over 7m per week. Greenpeace followers: 2.9m (apparently)

  • May and Hammond have probably done worse to him.

  • That's where you belong Clarkson with the SHIT!

  • @MickBelcker Mick, you're an idiot...

  • @Superdofagnes  Oh don't be mad becaus your bigot hero was made to look like a fool. I know it hurts

  • @MickBelcker Instead of being a dick towards me, could you explain your problem with Clarkson?

  • Omg, he looks pregante!! xD

  • That man looks crossed.

  • I love how the environmentalists think that this one guy is responsible for global warming

  • @uSuckHahol

    Does seem like something that Jeremy would do to James though :P.

  • Irrespective of who's in there, it's a bit of a lame prank.

  • Mature ppl in this world,NOT! Get a life you pricks,Jeremy Clarkson is a legend

  • mean;)

  • He deserved that, his a big headed twat sometimes :D

    I'm sure his done much worse to poor old james may !

  • how dare u assholes do that to a true british hero, CLARKSON for prime minister, if i were jeremy i'd shoot everyone there when i got out

  • mickbelcker why don't you fuck off and light yourself on fire. thats four times you've posted that and nobody agrees and nobody cares. evryone luvs clarkson so why don't u fuck off and watch dr who or something? noone cares what you think of JC. the mans a legend

  • Next time cut a hole in the roof, poor in gasoline, toss in a match and burn the thing down with that fat douchebag inside

  • Poor Jezz. :/

  • some assholes there

  • Easy fix to that = HAMMER!

  • ha ha! they didnt show that on the 13 series, wonder why? dont anyone think that hamster or james did that? if they did, then, there is suppose to be a reason why they didnt show it, he had the austin healy sprite!

  • @topgear635 I think it was Piers Morgan who did that...you know, the fellow who Jezza punched in the face haha.

    Jezza won that one haha. Not only is he epically funny, good fun, a seemingly good sport (watch the pie in the face video), and rich as hell with a loving family, hes also gonna go down as one of the greats. Piers Morgan...not so much.

  • he would find it funny if he did it to some one

  • i dun find it funny at all...wtf?My 1 yr old son makes better jokes thn them

  • @Clyd3able

    ur son is a bitch

  • @YUNAN87

    or punch you for being a complete retard. Jeremy ftw. The guy is a genius....

  • @YUNAN87

    Married with kids. Successful at his job. Presents an awesome show. Has done great stuff in his career. Has a great sense of humor. But you still think he's an english homo... Woah you're sad. And a lil bit jealous too I suspect...

  • cheap joke

  • Haha rofl.......What did they expect, how is that funny, its just annoying

  • he looks quite cross

  • he's probably seen more cunts than you'll ever come near...

  • He doesn't look particularly bothered does he, he was the same when someone pushed a custard pie in his face, instead of going into a rant he thanked them for saving him the bother of going out to buy lunch.

  • why?

  • he is the funniest man ever go top gear

  • who?

  • bloody idiots

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  • jeremy clarksons the best tv presenter int he world. why the fuk would ya do this to him. cos he didnt look too happy. dickheadddd to who ever done tht. CLARKSON FOR PRESIDENT!!

  • @1mpreza95

    but it was funny

  • @1mpreza95 president of what country?

  • im scottish and i agree with jezza calling him a 1 eyed scottish idiot lol

  • Agreed ps3crazy

  • lol

  • im sorry but jezza is a FUCKING LEDGEND!!!! which ever dicked did this to him il smash there face through the prick!

  • stupid fag who did that...

  • Okaii guys, why don't you shup about our Jezza being an 'asshole' cause tbh, he has nothing to do with why britain and this would is a shithole, so stop blaming him! He has more balls than you to stand up for what the guy believes in, when Jeremy called Gordon Brown a 'one eyed scotish idoit' he was right, and Jezza stood up to the idoit who rules our country. He has more sense than some peeps around here tbh! SO LEAVE THE GUY ALONE!

  • Thats why he is not an MP

  • i totaly agree with you, and its time for the "one eyed scottish idiot" to go, i suggest clarkson as the new pm!

    JEZZA IS A LEDGE!

  • @hamsterdance4lyf08 yep, calling the prime minister a "one-eyed scottish idiot" is really witty and courageous

  • @hamsterdance4lyf08 CLARKSONS DO HAVE SOULS!!!!

  • @hamsterdance4lyf08 He only has the "balls" to say what he thinks because he is not in any real position where his opinions or action matter and then the fact his opinions are based on nothing more than what matters to him and not would benefit everyone as a whole. If he really wanted to make any sort of difference he would have become a politician but hes not cos he has no real beneficial opinions.

  • lol

  • lol who called him a loser? rofl, ah well, i spose lesser ppl have to pick on famous ppl to feel wanted in some way. must be an ego thing.

  • It is really rude offense. I

  • Do You Guys Think That This Has Something To Do With Richard And James Lol.

  • This video doesn't demonstrate the fact that he was stuck in a toilet, it just shows that there are some sad, immature bastards out there who literally have nothing better to do.

  • i like how he just walks away the crowd wasnt worth his time. losers

  • Clarkson could have fixed himself some lunch while he was in the outhouse.

  • this stupid son of a b****.........tacke my 3 Clarkson thats what we say in greece wen we hear your name !!!! ........your mom wears a mustache idiot..........lock at your face !!!

  • (whatdoesthatmean?)

  • If it was done by the paparazzi, not by his colleagues, it`s quite stupid.

  • LMFAO! Can't stand the bastard...

  • eisai vlakas

  • ti 8es re???

  • Wheres the fun in that?

    Not a fun way to 'mess' with a 'celebrity'... Yea- yea...

  • That is soooooooo on my faves now.. :D

  • What's Clarkson doing in the paddock? Wouldn't he have some VIP tickets?

  • he aint even angry

  • What a boring video. Trapped in a loo. Pushes door. Walks away. Kid says, "Mummy." Waow.

  • madishkanabob u dont even know what your talking about.

  • watch?v=cMfvKGZF1xM

    Watch Rate Comment Ill Do the Same

  • WHAT?

  • If yr complaining about Jeramy Clarkson being an asshole and 'ruining' the country than yr wrong...britain is a shithole because of chavs, pikeys, and general anarchy... neither of which understand politics, care about politics or even know who politicians are. Clarkson is absolutely NONE of these whatsoever. I'm not saying he should run the country, he just isnt the xenophobic racist anarchic bastard everyone makes out he is. Tbh he has more sense than most of the people in britain

  • it could have turned out slightly different:)

  • serves him right? yer im sure hees devastaded he was temporarily trapped in a portaloo for all of 4 seconds it probably haunts his thoughts while hees living in his huge house and driving ridculously good cars around the most stunning places in the world how will he ever get over this ... dont hate on the guy he a ledge his views may be right or wrong but hees made a fuk load of money and sucess of them either way gotta respect that

  • im not convinced.

  • HE MAKES US LAUGH & THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME & MANY, MANY OTHERS. THE FUNNY STUFF IS IN SHORT SUPPLY ESP. THESE DAYS. IF YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE THEN FUCK OFF OUT THE UK. YOU SHOULD BE PROUD OF WHO YOU ARE NO MATTER WHAT ANYONE SAYS ABOUT YOU. SCREW RACISM, ITS JUST BECOME ANOTHER PETTY EXCUSE FOR GETTING ATTENTION. GROW UP & FACE THE WORLD OR FUCK OFF - ITS THAT EASY. CLARKSON IS AN ENTERTAINER & YES, HE SHOULD BECOME THE NEXT PM haha. A LAUGH A MINUTE IN PARLIAMENT WOULD BE GOOD.

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  • You are living in a different world!!! Honeybee. So who would you rather have in the uk. A group of jeremy clarksons or a caravan full of pikeys!!!

    And heatherbeehoney, id love to know how people like jeremy make the uk a shithole???? he has the attitude of a normal guy.

    have a fab day living in your shit hole,

  • Jeremy clarkson is a legend he has more balls to go against the grain, say what he thinks and not be a blinded sheep like you who is reading this now.

  • leave him alone....dont like him dont watch him...

  • well said irobert, clarksons a ledge, so if you dont like him dont watch him...end of

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  • serves that cocky ignorant bastad right

  • Lol, poor Jeremy, depends on what he had just done in there? The smell might have helped him push the door open?

  • aww i feel sorry for him = (

    still...makes me lol

  • haha what a dick...

  • is that it tut that was shit not even funny ya spaniard cunts

  • what a gangly looking weed of a man... lol, feel sorry for his mother.

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  • Well he took it in stride.

  • LMAO!!!!!! aww poor thing ... tho porta-bogs aren't a nice place to get locked in =/ .... but still.... LMFAO!! =D

  • I DONT think he found that very funny ha ha... love him, way his personality, he is sooooooo funny ;) Top Gear rules x

  • He represents freedom of speach anyone agains that is a real prick (or Nazi)

  • Isn't saying your against freedom of speech, itself, an act of freedom of speech?

  • Well I'm a Labour voter, but I watch Top Gear because it's good television. He's probably a bit of a prick (and likes being one too!) but then a lot of famous people probably are. As for his columns and stuff I've never read them and can't be bothered to either. He seems to like winding people up anyway - I guess he got a taste of his own medicine.

  • Labour are the scum of the earth...

  • Well now they are but when I say I'm a Labour voter I'm not saying I like Brown or Blair. In fact I'll probably vote Lib-Dem next election because I am so disillusioned. What I was trying to say is I'm a bit of a lefty although Labour doesn't really represent the left-wing any more. ANYWAY my point is JC is a prick but he makes good television - and You Tube watching.

  • huh?

  • I am no right wing but i dont like the way this country is going...ID cards, cctv EVERYWHERE, PC insainess, elf and safty stopping everything, invasion of the EU....i say an election is needed..

  • you're right irobert

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  • Why don't we just call him a wanker and laugh at him?

  • Gotta love the Clarkson!

    One of the few people I think who deserves to be smug, and doing that will probably make him more smug.. I mean, who else is so famous and controversial that envious little kids try to block them in a portaloo?

    And I'd like to see someone famous take that prank in better spirits if it happened to them.

  • ok, for one Clarkson has made money from the "Big Head-sore loser" character he portrays on TV, the fact that you guys feel the need to post comments on his nature on the net says that he is clearly good at his job!! (tv bad guy) yes it was funny, and he took it as it was, so why all the negitivity?? like or loath him, he has probably got more money in his bank account then anyone on here!

  • so you know for a fact he is a tory? even if he is, so what? nobody more intolerant than a bitter, sanctimonious leftie. right wing? don't tell me you buy in to that tongue-in-cheek tv persona of his; are you that stupid? have you ever read any of his more serious stuff - and i'm not talking about his sunday times column. the man is a lot more tolerant and moderate than he lets on. he is, for example, a big supporter of the european union. half-wits still call him a xenophobe though.

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  • you are clearly a more erudite individual than i thought luke, which makes your initial comment all the more baffling. your use of the phrase 'filthy right wing views' suggested you were refering to right wing in the more extreme sense. there is nothing filthy about being a small-government, libertarian conservative. littlejohn, despite claiming libertarian credentials, is quite an authoritarian at heart. not comparable imo.

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  • ha very funny

  • If you think this is good you need to type in 'Spencer Owen Chortle' in youtube and then vote on the chortle website under student09 - spencer owen