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  • WHAT THE FU BOOOOOM.

  • Or you can use these new things you guys have had for 500 years called GUNS?

  • cqb is for kids

  • memories...

  • what map is this

  • I dont have any kids.but i will eat yours i hear tjey taste nice

  • 1:14 that fuckin squeaky guy gets me every time

  • Your video is popular on New Zealand

  • the only reason they ended the beta was because it was so fun!

  • Boy: Daddy youre so silly thats not how it happened

    Dad: And youre adopted

    Boy: What?

    Dad: Anyway...

  • if you laughed at 1:57 thums up

  • Your adopted lol

  • Sound like he was choking on a dick

  • Hey guys i did it i cross.... wait NO NO. YOU DARE SMIGHT BUNGIE??? YOU WILL FALL LIKE THE OTHERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHH WABABARAAW!!!!!!! Keep playing that part over and see if you piss your pants laughing

  • But I can't have children

  • lol i was reading the comments and was confuesed why everybody was talking bout eating children and such then my it computer sscreamed at me

  • This is one "colossal" video. =p

  • and your adopted

  • You shall not have my children, for I have already ate them.

  • "Daddy that's not how it happened"

    "And you're adopted"

    "What ??"

    "Anyways..."

  • Possibly first reach Machinima?

  • @ch13ft1mur no way before the reach beta came out a red vs blue episode came out showing the forge world map

  • I DONT HAVE CHILDREN SO SuCK IT

  • I WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN!!

  • What the fu...boooooooooooom

  • ZNOT IF I EAT THEM FIRST!

  • NOT IF I EAT THEM FIRST!

  • You pissed off the almighty bungie

  • You were adopted...what?!?! Who wants to hear another story?

  • WHAT THE FU- *giant explosion*

  • i did it i did it !!

  • I WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!! 2:22

  • 1.40 is the best part

  • I was there

  • What if you don't have any children?

  • I WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN!!!!

  • The fuck? It froze at 0:35 and it won't go past that, even though it's not paused and the video is fully loaded.

  • Ima Virgin :)

    

  • @RohanAswert838 me 2

  • "YOU DARE SMITE BUNGIE!!! YOU WILL FALL LIKE THE OTHAAAAAAAASSS!!!!!!!!!"

  • Hey man, get away from that barrier! Don't you know what Bungie does to people who go through barriers?!  HAVEN'T YOU PLAYED HALO 3?!?!

  • FROM DBZ

  • I ALSO WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN

  • I WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN

  • "Your adopted", "What"

  • I just played 1:40 over and over and always laughed

  • FATALITY.

  • Haha " and your adopted." "what?"

  • BUT I DONT HAVE CHILDREN!! D;!! 1:26

  • 2:22 OK :D

    *zip*

  • you can't kill my children because i don't have nay children yet :)

    

  • WHAT THE F#CK.BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

  • YOU DARE SMITE BUNGIE?!?!

    YOU WILL FALL!!

    LIKE THE OTHOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRSS!!!!

  • that end scared the crap out of me

  • lol nuke part f*cking awesome

  • Press 3 for Holding up the game

  • at 2:22 I WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN

  • That kid sounds a hell of a lot like the kid from the animations leo and satan

  • hold 7

  • dint go through those barries dont u know what bungie does haven't u played halo 3

  • OR I WILL EAT YOUUR CHILDREN!!!!!!!

  • i thought the beta ended with som1s sack in your face

  • i laughed so hard 1:51

  • Okay! Okay! I'll subscribe! Please don't eat my babies!

  • but i don't have kids im just 10 :D

  • but my children taste bad.

  • this is funny as fuck xD

  • 1:10 - 1:15 Priceless. . .

  • what did I just watch?

  • 496 people just craped their diaper

  • D: I WILL EAT UR CHILDREN XD

  • you are a bungie employee tell me what type of education you need to work there

  • @ivantheawesomeful you need to be potty trained

  • @JOLDGE I didnt want 2 ofend u bro I jus posted the comment because that was pretty much the funniest part

  • 1:51 favoirte part

  • at the end: I WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN! hahahaha wtf

  • i laughed so hard at 1:40

  • @TastierGymnast0 what is that from ive heard it alot?

  • DOUSH! THAT SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME FAG!

  • @Mercedes283471248545 one it was the beta and two the end was halo3 and 3 thats fake

  • And your adopted

    Kid: W... What?

  • ALL HALO 3 FANS LISTEN UP.

    September 25th marks the 4 year anniversary of Halo 3. We will celebrate this day by keeping the Halo 3 community alive and playing it at 2pm Eastern Time. We will hopefully make the servers as populated as they were before, and prevent Bungie from taking down the Halo 3 online servers to make us play Halo Reach, while also bringing the original Halo experience back to life. Pass this on to other videos and thumbs up so people will know!

  • Love the voices!!!

  • nemo x3

  • I like eating childeren

  • lol I WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN

  • 2:21 WTF ! THAT SCARED ME !

  • I WILL EAT YOUR CHILDRENNNN

  • kid: daddy ur so silly dats not wat really happened

    daddy: ur adopted

    kid: WTF!

  • @xXlegendaryRaiNxX wtf he didnt say that and learn to write ...... Idiot!

  • @xXlegendaryRaiNxX (remake real!!!!!) dad:and that my children is how the halo reach beta really ended kid:daddy your so silly that's not how it happen.dad:and your adopted! kid: what! dad:anyways who wants to hear another story kids:oh i do i do me me dad well once upon a time there was a small sparten hes went bye the...(fades).......and that is how it really happen!

  • @xXlegendaryRaiNxX I really want to hit you.

  • O come on if you make a halo reach video why cant you have good quality? No offence though the video was good

  • @randomgamerfreak1030 The quality of the video depends on your capture card. A 480p capture card costs about 90 bucks. for someone on a budget, 360p is all they can afford.

  • @ZombyNinjas i got a $150 capture card, but it's only in 240p! XO

  • @OniYoshiable You got ripped off, dude. return it if you can and go with roxio game capture.

  • @ZombyNinjas i bought it like a year ago. don't have the receipt anymore

  • @OniYoshiable That suck dude.

  • not if i eat my children first!

    2:21

  • Daddy thats not how it hapend....And your adopted! what?!

  • ALL HALO 3 FANS LISTEN UP.

    September 25th marks the 4 year anniversary of Halo 3. We will celebrate this day by keeping the Halo 3 community alive and playing it at 2pm Eastern Time. We will hopefully make the servers as populated as they were before, and prevent Bungie from taking down the Halo 3 online servers to make us play Halo Reach, while also bringing the original Halo experience back to life. Pass this on to other videos and thumbs up so people will know!

  • I WILL EAT YOUR PENIS MUHAHAHAHHAH (actually not biebers)

  • hey that blu kid on the right sounds like satan from leo and satan

  • Well... I WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN!

    LoL

  • 1:25-1:45 ITS AWESOME!!!!

  • i bet this comment is gonna get a thumbs down

  • Lol

  • o yaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my comment got 98 thumbs up o ya oya oya oya victure dance baw chic a bow wown thats wat my baby says o ya ya and my heart starts pumbing....!!!!!!!!!!!

    lol

  • BAD DOUCHE TACO!!

  • hooray for wasting 2:29 minutes of my life

  • "daddy your so siwwy"

  • ha! good luck with that, i dont have any children! SO I WILL EAT YOURS!!!!! >:D

  • . . . . . . and your adobted

  • NOT IF I EAT THEM FIRST!

  • lol that one guy with the squeaky voice sent me laughing

  • waaaaahhhhhlkolllolololwaaaaaa­ahlololololwaaaaaaahhloolololl­lol dont eat me daddy i want my childen

  • 0:01

    

  • once upon a time there was a small spartan........I WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN

  • It sounded like the guy was having an exorcism.

  • daddy thats not how the halo reach beta ended. ur adopted lulz

  • 2:22 I WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN

  • I LOLDMFAO SO EFFING FUNNY

  • Reminds me off lost sonic barriers

  • LOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL­OLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOL­OLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL­OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL­OLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOOLOLLOL­OLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­OLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOOLLOLOLOLOL­OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLO­LOLOLLOOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL­OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL­OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL­OLOOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOLLOLOLOOLOLO­LLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLO­OLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLO

  • kid: ha ha ha daddy that's not how it ended.

    dad: and your adopted!

    kid: WHAT!!!!!

  • WHAT THE FUBBBLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­!!!!!!!!1! (explosion) LMAO XD

  • "HAVEN'T YOU PLAYED HALO 3!?" lmao...

  • daddy ur so silly thats not how it happend. and ur adopted what?! D:

  • ALL HALO 3 FANS LISTEN UP.

    September 25th marks the 4 year anniversary of Halo 3. We will celebrate this day by keeping the Halo 3 community alive and playing it at 2pm Eastern Time. We will hopefully make the servers as populated as they were before, and prevent Bungie from taking down the Halo 3 online servers to make us play Halo Reach, while also bringing the original Halo experience back to life. Pass this on to other videos and thumbs up so people will know

  • People say the halo 4 beta has been realesed.

  • Dumb ad: Tired of the same old facebook page?

    Me: No i am tired of the same olf fucking ad! I SEEN THIS ADD 14 TIMES IN A ROW NOW!

  • press the numbers its cool

  • what map is this

  • 489 people thought there were no barriers.

  • Lol 1:40

  • III WIIILLL EEAATT YYOOOUUURRRRRR KIDS!!!!!!!

  • lol wtf bomb never gets old XDD

  • 489 people crossed the barrier :D

  • no daddy that not how it ended

    and ur adopted XD

  • GO TO HELL BT SUNSHINE DEALS

  • WTF!

    

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  • And your adopted :D lol

  • Thats Not How It Went. Ok, And Your Adopted...What?

  • "Thats not how it went" "ok" "and you were adopted" "wah"!

  • hey all im herbert the pervert mmm thats some good milk u got there little boy

  • 488 people were adopted

  • @iQuikzScop3 What's wrong with being adopted?

  • @iQuikzScop3 493

  • @iQuikzScop3 i was adopted... got a problem???

  • He's gonna cross... the barrier!

    

  • one of those guys sounds like Buu

  • 488 people had their children eaten

  • 2:20 lolol

  • And your adopted!

    What?

    Im adopted to

  • @Annalee17097 Look everyone! A dickhead!

  • 1:28-1:41 PRICELEESSSS!1

  • 1:40 lololololololololol thats was funny

  • shut the fuck up arbys..

  • dad:AND UR ADOPTED

    son:what

    dad:anyways XD

  • whats this guy doing hes holding up the whole god dam game!!! i poop my pants hahaha

  • 6,000 likes exactly! I AM 6001 SUCK IT BETA