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  • OMFG So true!!!!!!

    

  • HER

  • mencia needs to borrow the pp playbook the way he steals his jokes

  • He may curse a lot, he may use other comedians' material sometimes, but his delivery is always spot on. You've GOT to get him props for at least that. :)

    Oh, I know it's hard guys, but we (girls) don't exactly know where our G-spot is either. ^^;

  • wow he is really great...

  • Amrican Humour:

    fuck, ass, cum, milk, balls, period

    what a sad, sad nation

  • check out the videoresponse. Thanks for your time :)

  • I know ive heard this joke from someone else. I just forgot who

  • Dude this is so totally true xD Some of us are easy to please, though, and only have like ONE spot you gotta hit. The only problem is the bitches who don't tell you exactly where that spot is. That sucks -.-

  • lmfao! this dude is outta his mind haha xD

  • @zerozebra

    haha kiddo is mad.. took you a very long time to come up with that comment.

    your stupid and you will always fail in life, so stfu and get a life fagget.

  • @zerozebra naw bruh you're a fucking fag like that

  • I wonder who he stole this one from?

  • I'm a woman, and I find this hilarious! It's so true! xD

  • I know the bitch he was fuckin....I fucked her ....finding her spot was worse than following a map of LA...

  • true story :D

  • 221 women didn't like this ;^D

  • Comment removed

  • If you can come try to used this "The We Vibe" This little cutie solved that problem for us in a big way. Can I tell you how nice it is to be able to easily use a toy simultaneously with the real thing? Not to mention that hubby loved the fact that I now have a vibrating vagina! We both agreed that We Vibe didn’t distract or detract from the experience.

    So we’re kind of fond of the little We-Vibe, around here. It’s Very. Nice.

    Very, very nice.

  • If you can come try to used this "The We Vibe" This little cutie solved that problem for us in a big way. Can I tell you how nice it is to be able to easily use a toy simultaneously with the real thing? Not to mention that hubby loved the fact that I now have a vibrating vagina! We both agreed that We Vibe didn’t distract or detract from the experience.

    So we’re kind of fond of the little We-Vibe, around here. It’s Very. Nice.

    Very, very nice.

  • omg... tought it can't end well, drank coffee, and woop... now my keyboard is full of it... goddamnit..

  • what a shame..??!!

    what a sadness...

  • i watch this video daily and everytime i cant stop laughing

  • Ned Sucks

  • hahahahahahaha

  • "MY DICK IS CHAFING AT THIS POINT!"

  • is this performance on a dvd?

  • I LOVE THIS GUY!!!

    R.A.F.C. Nr1 forever!!

    xx

  • Fun

  • so many fat girls:)) omg..

  • oh my fuckin GOD :)) TRUE !!!!!!!!!!

  • @zerozebra he used to be skinnier

  • God dam americans are gay! the comidian was funny but my god, the people in the audience!! :0 the guy at 1:45 is considered cool haha so gay!!!

  • cool

  • "Dear Vevo, Let me start by sayin get your corporate asses off youtube! Ever since these big companies started paying off youtube so they could post their friggin videos we can't post ours. We are flagged for infringement evry time we include a song we like in ourvideos.

    This is YOUtube, the place where we can post OUR videos.If we wanted to listen to music from you wedgo to your damnwebsite.

    Topeople whowant greedy corporates gone thumbs up and copy and paste this on Vevo shit"

  • i love how he gets amazed by his spit bwahahahaha

  • @farr52

    Then make a video of you doing it, and make it as funny as you can

    Yea, say the same things

    I think he is funny because of the way he is saying it, and the way he looks

  • genius :)))) :X

  • hahaha, This guys is fucken hilarious and what he said was fucken true,

  • @farr52 This is funny cuz this is true!

  • Amen

  • what was that.. a gun or a cannon !! Without focus you need specks.

  • 202 women aren't complicated

  • lmao how can you not like this

  • haha funniest part 4:14

  • 202 people must still be a virgin when they saw this lol

  • Once youve learned to suck 1 dude's dick you've graduated. Don't need anymore classes.

  • how the fuck you can dislike this video .. omg is so fkn funny :) so true too haha

  • LOL @ 2:08 !!! BEST PART!

  • This is disgusting. Man want it too easy. Learn to feel women, stop rushing them.

    Look at this guy's attitude - calling women bitches all the time. Probably doesn't get laid often enough and he's taking it out on the scene.

  • @GonegoodK It's a standup show, not a documentary. He does have a point about what he says here. Women mostly fake their orgasm while we have no problem cumming. I'm not being sexist (hate those douchebags) but it's a fact. In order for both to cum the man and the woman must work together, do it right and no rushing. The easiest thing you can do to make the chick cum is if you go cowgirl, let her ride your slong, perfectly pleasuring for both.

  • @GonegoodK What is really really REALLY true is the fact that all we dudes have our g-spot on our crotch, while women can have in different places. However, the most obvious g-spot on a chick is by the throat and the back of her neck.

  • I wonder which comedian's jokes he stole for this!!!!!!

  • we r so fucking bitches u r such a fucking bitch such fucking fuck should i fuck u? fucking holy bullshits! fucking hell Laugh my fucking shit ass off!

  • hahhahahahhhahahahahahah

    odlicno

    hahahahaahahah

  • This video is 110% true

  • Idk... Do I Have Milk? LOL!

  • awesome

  • vfvfv

  • Wow, in Europe he'd be on the street! That's not comedy, everybody can talk like that!

  • i dont want to get in argument about sexism or anything i just didnt think it was funny :\

  • @MyNameIsntCoolEnough SO YOU ARE MORAN!

  • @buferis i said i dont want to argue wth

  • @buferis you cant even spell Moron, moran....

  • I am a woman, I am bisexual and I completely agree with everything said in this video. for men, it is easier to have an orgasm. women need more foreplay. that is simple fact. but we ladies can do a lot by ourselves. he forgot to rub your clit - rub it yourself! he is ugly - close your eyes and feel and fantasize about Johnny Depp! focus on the task at hand and don't think about the morning after or the quantity of milk in the freezer.

  • 2:04 - 2:16 is hilarious lol

  • awsome!!!!!! xD

  • so fucking true)) ahahahaha

  • well im glad someone said this.... lol

  • jajaja hell yea thats true LMFAO

  • hij blijf goed

  • ...I didn't laugh once. I mean, I'm all for the sex jokes, been a Mitch Fatel fan for ages, but.

    This was just bad.

    Fuckin' bad.

    This was the type of normal conversation I had in high school, and none of us laughed then. No, seriously. This is what we were talking about back then, we just didn't throw our arms around like an ass. No one laughed, it wasn't meant to be funny, it was us trying to sound like we knew shit about sex.

    Which we didn't.

    And neither does Carlos Mencia.

  • omg dudes the best bro'

  • he is sooo fuckin funny..its true as shit wen me and my man be playin around i can touch his and BOOM up..he can touch mine and make me gotta pee! lol..u gotta do it right or dnt do it at all...easy simple.

  • my favorite carlos moment LMAO. it never gets old... oy. i am in tears =))))

  • man i needed to laugh after all the drama i've seen lately.

  • LOL retarded proof. Epic.

  • this is so bad rofl

  • Mexicans don' t steal...

  • Funny as shit!! I am crying!!!

  • Funny, but true :)

  • i w¡it was good!!! i love u carlos mencia dios evendiga con todo tus pendejadas te quero!!!!!!!!!

  • You sound like you dont know a lot of english, i think u just dont understand his joke so stfu lol

  • when you you write "dont" like that and comment on my english i call that hypocrisy.

    As for the joke i do understand it , i don't agree with it thou , it is for beaners , fatties and dummies , and the way he says it , he's trying to hard.

  • no i dont think u get the joke, u obviously are still a virgin or you wudnt be talkin like dat lol

    the only person trying to hard here... is you buddy, chill xD

  • i don't know where on earth you are right now , but i guarantee you it's not Summer yet .....not in March any way

    as for my "lines" , i am an interpreter for english ans spanish in my country, romania . You need to get your act together and stop trying to label people , this ain't def jam

    as for my social skills , no need to worry i can carry myself in any argument if you choose to

    watch?v=AT0nK37FGeQ&feature=re­lated

    listen to this it might help you

  • @nimenialturo LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    u try too hard xD

  • giving the fact that you felt the need to start the argument in the first place, and with such lame-ass lines popped-up from a bad 90's joke vending machine , i don't really know who acts more like a poorly sodomized ass virgin .

    please stop answering , thanks

  • @nimenialturo LOL wow way to try too hard to be articulate man, i can really tell u spent a lot of time thinking of a response that you feel is adequate for the youtube community, get off your comp and get a life outside, its summer now too, go out and meet some people, theres only so much conversations you can have with your mom ^_^

    i love how u said "popped-up from a bad 90's VENDING MACHINE" ??? LOL wtf, ur reading bad joke books too huh? xD

  • world needs fuckups like you.

  • HAHAHA AAAWESOM XD

  • men are happy now! :)))

  • :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))­)

  • HAHAHA XD

    (Y)

  • what's the movie called so i can watch the entire movie?

  • Fucking Hilarious.... Seen this 3 years ago.... seen now.. and still is extremmly funny.. and true!!!!

  • me 2 hahahaha

  • I am watching this video time and time again and never get bored ...it is hillarious - ha ha ha

  • HAHAHA

  • Which dvd is this from?

  • You're great!!! ;)

  • LICK THE BEAN!!!!! lmao halarious!!

  • Fucking halarious!!!

  • who cares?

  • Haha! This guy is hilarious. :D

  • Теперь я понял, кому подражают такие мудаки как Незлобин.

  • lol it really is easy to make a man come lol

  • @ManofManyPasswords

    i think you just wrong,

    how a girl can have a sex with someone in the first place if she really care about the physic??

    +5 on your comment??

  • Maybe you just don't understand English?

  • you must be socially retarded for writing this

  • @ManofManyPasswords It's like what he says for most women and most men. But if you are not heterosexual, I'm a gay guy who hates blowjobs by 98% of the guys I meet because they make it hurt. I am a masculine looking guy who has a typical proverbial woman's sexual response. I have to find him sexy on multiple levels. Friction just doesn't do it no matter how hard I focus.

    So, I didn't find this very funny because I couldn't relate.

  • @jrg305 Lol its hard to relate to male vs female jokes when you´re gay *trollface*

    But seriously. Cuming is your job. Go wack off. Can´t blame anybody there except yourself. And if you had good results with that, why can´t you make yourself cum when with somebody else?

  • @Ashurruhsan Maybe because if you're more complicated and aren't sexually amused by what people of lesser intelligence are amused by, you won't find it arousing. Different people's bodies are wired differently. If I'm with someone else and don't feel comfortable with them, then the dick doesn't find anything pleasureable.

  • @jrg305 "If I'm with someone else and don't feel comfortable with them, then the dick doesn't find anything pleasureable."

    What are you a slut? Its LOGICAL that you are in bed with somebody you are comfortable in the first place. In which case its easy to enjoy oneself.....

    Seriously we are talking about a good case scenario, where you have a hot partner. Don´t go "But Carlos, what if the person Im with is a ugly piece of shit, who disgusts me"

    Well why are you with them in the first place?!

  • @Ashurruhsan What a fucking heterosexist comment. thank you for assuming I'm some female slut. In the gay world no one is with anyone. This is why it's a fucking disaster. You'd never call a guy a slut for fucking lots of women. What a double standard. My dick and ass work like the woman's sexuality. Sometimes you just need touch, so you lower your standards, and then it doesn't work out. There are men and women who operate sexually on an emotional level. Apparently you can't understand

  • @jrg305 I din´t assume, i said it point to it. The fact that you are with somebody you don´t like, for petty reasons.

    "Sometimes you just need touch, so you lower your standards"

    That´s your problem right there. Stop being so pathetic and do something productive while you wait for a good partner, and go look for one...

    Not go "I am so lonely, guess il lower my standards"

  • @jrg305

    "There are men and women who operate sexually on an emotional level. Apparently you can't understand"

    I Do understand, more than you even.

    For somebody who says emotional connection and feeling of comfort is so important, you sure blow it out the window, by lowering your standards and getting fucked in the process by your own mistakes.

    Standards are there for a reason.(Unless you make great standards while being a nobody....."Im a fat bitch, but i want a prince" )

  • @ManofManyPasswords you mean you CUM to understand... he he

  • @nipsixa haha yes

  • Words cannot describe this.. Or one can: Totally fantastic funny!

  • rogie90044 @ is called 3 amigos

  • 2:15: Lewis Black rip-off fail.

  • LOOL at 4:15 its fucking funney XDXDXD

  • way to go mutha fuka . tht shit is fukin funny

  • lol true ive seen it

  • i dont normally like carlos mencia, but hell this was fuckin funny, good job!

  • Same here.

  • whats the name of this special?

  • not for the easily offended

  • this guy is realy funny he knows how to make laughter

  • Friggin' true and awesome, Carlos rules! xD

  • LMAO!!!!!

    he is the best!!

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • LOOOL :D

  • Carlos Rulz

  • true and FUCKING HALARIOUS XD XD XD

  • Pas drôle.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA 2:08 XD

  • sooooooo f'ing true rofl!

  • so true and so f*cking funny, lol :o)

  • indeed! it's freaking true...and funny also

  • SOOOOOOO true!!!

  • your gana fuck me or tickle me!! hahahahhah LMFAO

  • I love this guy . He is so right at certain points ... "Do we have milk "

  • NO bitch lets get this shit straight,

    YOU didn't make

    YOU come,

  • did he say puta?at 4:01???

    shut up P!@#$? i know what ever mean??

  • "i know what "whatever" means", so he fucks her in her ass :P

  • =)))))))

  • most of the time Carlos is not funny, but since I am a man I understand what he meant which is completely true, and so this is kinda humorous !

  • ))))

  • I thin I seen this 100 time and I'm stil lafing like the first time.

    Aweseme

  • ROFLOL

  • this guy is awesome.

  • every word this man said is right

    "is easy to make a man cum, but it's so dificult to meke a woman cum"

  • carlos mencia is not dead right? n gr8 comdian

  • ROFFL

  • you graduated ... ROFLMAO

  • it's true :))

  • hahah

  • the man is a genius.....hahaha....lmao

  • Very bold but.......

    Very few woman reach the orgasm cos man is selfish to just rub his dick,`ejaculate and sleep!!

    Poor woman too releases fluid to ease herself.

  • Fabricated auidence ftw.

  • I love how it's 1 star >_>

  • when the fat bitch said BULLSHIT

    he should have replied it is bullshit for fat slut like u coz when sum1 fucks u all he feel is ur fat stomach he cant stick it in kzo ur stomach is like mountain he cant fuck u doggy koz ur ass is bigger fatter than mountain

  • man i guess carlos dosnt have to fuck a girl to make her cum all he have to do is just taje it out and just talk and the girl will cum hahahah