He may curse a lot, he may use other comedians' material sometimes, but his delivery is always spot on. You've GOT to get him props for at least that. :)
Oh, I know it's hard guys, but we (girls) don't exactly know where our G-spot is either. ^^;
Dude this is so totally true xD Some of us are easy to please, though, and only have like ONE spot you gotta hit. The only problem is the bitches who don't tell you exactly where that spot is. That sucks -.-
If you can come try to used this "The We Vibe" This little cutie solved that problem for us in a big way. Can I tell you how nice it is to be able to easily use a toy simultaneously with the real thing? Not to mention that hubby loved the fact that I now have a vibrating vagina! We both agreed that We Vibe didn’t distract or detract from the experience.
So we’re kind of fond of the little We-Vibe, around here. It’s Very. Nice.
If you can come try to used this "The We Vibe" This little cutie solved that problem for us in a big way. Can I tell you how nice it is to be able to easily use a toy simultaneously with the real thing? Not to mention that hubby loved the fact that I now have a vibrating vagina! We both agreed that We Vibe didn’t distract or detract from the experience.
So we’re kind of fond of the little We-Vibe, around here. It’s Very. Nice.
"Dear Vevo, Let me start by sayin get your corporate asses off youtube! Ever since these big companies started paying off youtube so they could post their friggin videos we can't post ours. We are flagged for infringement evry time we include a song we like in ourvideos.
This is YOUtube, the place where we can post OUR videos.If we wanted to listen to music from you wedgo to your damnwebsite.
Topeople whowant greedy corporates gone thumbs up and copy and paste this on Vevo shit"
@GonegoodK It's a standup show, not a documentary. He does have a point about what he says here. Women mostly fake their orgasm while we have no problem cumming. I'm not being sexist (hate those douchebags) but it's a fact. In order for both to cum the man and the woman must work together, do it right and no rushing. The easiest thing you can do to make the chick cum is if you go cowgirl, let her ride your slong, perfectly pleasuring for both.
@GonegoodK What is really really REALLY true is the fact that all we dudes have our g-spot on our crotch, while women can have in different places. However, the most obvious g-spot on a chick is by the throat and the back of her neck.
we r so fucking bitches u r such a fucking bitch such fucking fuck should i fuck u? fucking holy bullshits! fucking hell Laugh my fucking shit ass off!
I am a woman, I am bisexual and I completely agree with everything said in this video. for men, it is easier to have an orgasm. women need more foreplay. that is simple fact. but we ladies can do a lot by ourselves. he forgot to rub your clit - rub it yourself! he is ugly - close your eyes and feel and fantasize about Johnny Depp! focus on the task at hand and don't think about the morning after or the quantity of milk in the freezer.
...I didn't laugh once. I mean, I'm all for the sex jokes, been a Mitch Fatel fan for ages, but.
This was just bad.
Fuckin' bad.
This was the type of normal conversation I had in high school, and none of us laughed then. No, seriously. This is what we were talking about back then, we just didn't throw our arms around like an ass. No one laughed, it wasn't meant to be funny, it was us trying to sound like we knew shit about sex.
he is sooo fuckin funny..its true as shit wen me and my man be playin around i can touch his and BOOM up..he can touch mine and make me gotta pee! lol..u gotta do it right or dnt do it at all...easy simple.
when you you write "dont" like that and comment on my english i call that hypocrisy.
As for the joke i do understand it , i don't agree with it thou , it is for beaners , fatties and dummies , and the way he says it , he's trying to hard.
i don't know where on earth you are right now , but i guarantee you it's not Summer yet .....not in March any way
as for my "lines" , i am an interpreter for english ans spanish in my country, romania . You need to get your act together and stop trying to label people , this ain't def jam
as for my social skills , no need to worry i can carry myself in any argument if you choose to
giving the fact that you felt the need to start the argument in the first place, and with such lame-ass lines popped-up from a bad 90's joke vending machine , i don't really know who acts more like a poorly sodomized ass virgin .
@nimenialturo LOL wow way to try too hard to be articulate man, i can really tell u spent a lot of time thinking of a response that you feel is adequate for the youtube community, get off your comp and get a life outside, its summer now too, go out and meet some people, theres only so much conversations you can have with your mom ^_^
i love how u said "popped-up from a bad 90's VENDING MACHINE" ??? LOL wtf, ur reading bad joke books too huh? xD
I've come to understand that with girls, to make them cum, it's 50% how you actually fuck and 50% how sexy they actually think you are. Just like Carlos said, you can be ugly and we'll still cum. But if a girl fucks a guy who can really fuck, but doesn't find him to be that sexy, she won't be that turned on and it'll be nearly impossible to make her cum. If they think you're hot they'll focus and won't be thinking about groceries.
@ManofManyPasswords It's like what he says for most women and most men. But if you are not heterosexual, I'm a gay guy who hates blowjobs by 98% of the guys I meet because they make it hurt. I am a masculine looking guy who has a typical proverbial woman's sexual response. I have to find him sexy on multiple levels. Friction just doesn't do it no matter how hard I focus.
So, I didn't find this very funny because I couldn't relate.
@jrg305 Lol its hard to relate to male vs female jokes when you´re gay *trollface*
But seriously. Cuming is your job. Go wack off. Can´t blame anybody there except yourself. And if you had good results with that, why can´t you make yourself cum when with somebody else?
@Ashurruhsan Maybe because if you're more complicated and aren't sexually amused by what people of lesser intelligence are amused by, you won't find it arousing. Different people's bodies are wired differently. If I'm with someone else and don't feel comfortable with them, then the dick doesn't find anything pleasureable.
@jrg305 "Maybe because if you're more complicated and aren't sexually amused by what people of lesser intelligence are amused by, you won't find it arousing."
What does humor and sexual arousal have in common here?
@jrg305 "If I'm with someone else and don't feel comfortable with them, then the dick doesn't find anything pleasureable."
What are you a slut? Its LOGICAL that you are in bed with somebody you are comfortable in the first place. In which case its easy to enjoy oneself.....
Seriously we are talking about a good case scenario, where you have a hot partner. Don´t go "But Carlos, what if the person Im with is a ugly piece of shit, who disgusts me"
@Ashurruhsan What a fucking heterosexist comment. thank you for assuming I'm some female slut. In the gay world no one is with anyone. This is why it's a fucking disaster. You'd never call a guy a slut for fucking lots of women. What a double standard. My dick and ass work like the woman's sexuality. Sometimes you just need touch, so you lower your standards, and then it doesn't work out. There are men and women who operate sexually on an emotional level. Apparently you can't understand
"There are men and women who operate sexually on an emotional level. Apparently you can't understand"
I Do understand, more than you even.
For somebody who says emotional connection and feeling of comfort is so important, you sure blow it out the window, by lowering your standards and getting fucked in the process by your own mistakes.
Standards are there for a reason.(Unless you make great standards while being a nobody....."Im a fat bitch, but i want a prince" )
he should have replied it is bullshit for fat slut like u coz when sum1 fucks u all he feel is ur fat stomach he cant stick it in kzo ur stomach is like mountain he cant fuck u doggy koz ur ass is bigger fatter than mountain
OMFG So true!!!!!!
TotalOverdrive 1 month ago
HER
whotaughtyou 2 months ago
mencia needs to borrow the pp playbook the way he steals his jokes
zooMZooMlikeATyphOOn 2 months ago
He may curse a lot, he may use other comedians' material sometimes, but his delivery is always spot on. You've GOT to get him props for at least that. :)
Oh, I know it's hard guys, but we (girls) don't exactly know where our G-spot is either. ^^;
freemovies411 3 months ago
wow he is really great...
Omaidzazai144 3 months ago
Amrican Humour:
fuck, ass, cum, milk, balls, period
what a sad, sad nation
Mindbender05 4 months ago in playlist Favoriten von Mindbender05
check out the videoresponse. Thanks for your time :)
zerozebra 4 months ago 3
I know ive heard this joke from someone else. I just forgot who
zhihihi 6 months ago
Dude this is so totally true xD Some of us are easy to please, though, and only have like ONE spot you gotta hit. The only problem is the bitches who don't tell you exactly where that spot is. That sucks -.-
RedPaganPunk 6 months ago in playlist Carlos Mencia
lmfao! this dude is outta his mind haha xD
dennishudson30 6 months ago
@zerozebra
haha kiddo is mad.. took you a very long time to come up with that comment.
your stupid and you will always fail in life, so stfu and get a life fagget.
CrunkUnit 6 months ago
@zerozebra naw bruh you're a fucking fag like that
FIGHTINGIRISH1991 6 months ago in playlist funny ass shit
I wonder who he stole this one from?
MrLiamHenderson 7 months ago
I'm a woman, and I find this hilarious! It's so true! xD
BleedingxSoul88 7 months ago
I know the bitch he was fuckin....I fucked her ....finding her spot was worse than following a map of LA...
db95018 7 months ago
true story :D
aironman89 8 months ago
221 women didn't like this ;^D
clanbj 8 months ago
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LIVESEXCHANNEL 8 months ago
If you can come try to used this "The We Vibe" This little cutie solved that problem for us in a big way. Can I tell you how nice it is to be able to easily use a toy simultaneously with the real thing? Not to mention that hubby loved the fact that I now have a vibrating vagina! We both agreed that We Vibe didn’t distract or detract from the experience.
So we’re kind of fond of the little We-Vibe, around here. It’s Very. Nice.
Very, very nice.
guttersport 8 months ago
If you can come try to used this "The We Vibe" This little cutie solved that problem for us in a big way. Can I tell you how nice it is to be able to easily use a toy simultaneously with the real thing? Not to mention that hubby loved the fact that I now have a vibrating vagina! We both agreed that We Vibe didn’t distract or detract from the experience.
So we’re kind of fond of the little We-Vibe, around here. It’s Very. Nice.
Very, very nice.
guttersport 8 months ago
omg... tought it can't end well, drank coffee, and woop... now my keyboard is full of it... goddamnit..
Rahapada 9 months ago
what a shame..??!!
what a sadness...
NASSER4EVER4 9 months ago
i watch this video daily and everytime i cant stop laughing
houhou68 9 months ago
Ned Sucks
LongBeachJ 10 months ago
hahahahahahaha
bobetina9 10 months ago
"MY DICK IS CHAFING AT THIS POINT!"
MadPandah 11 months ago
is this performance on a dvd?
princesslynda 1 year ago
I LOVE THIS GUY!!!
R.A.F.C. Nr1 forever!!
xx
herb4670 1 year ago
Fun
7incheshard 1 year ago
so many fat girls:)) omg..
dexterutz 1 year ago 2
oh my fuckin GOD :)) TRUE !!!!!!!!!!
qTy0077 1 year ago
@zerozebra he used to be skinnier
Ir0nF1st924 1 year ago
God dam americans are gay! the comidian was funny but my god, the people in the audience!! :0 the guy at 1:45 is considered cool haha so gay!!!
TheChowie 1 year ago
cool
darkclaudiu121 1 year ago
"Dear Vevo, Let me start by sayin get your corporate asses off youtube! Ever since these big companies started paying off youtube so they could post their friggin videos we can't post ours. We are flagged for infringement evry time we include a song we like in ourvideos.
This is YOUtube, the place where we can post OUR videos.If we wanted to listen to music from you wedgo to your damnwebsite.
Topeople whowant greedy corporates gone thumbs up and copy and paste this on Vevo shit"
DeRon911 1 year ago
i love how he gets amazed by his spit bwahahahaha
JimmysGirl81610 1 year ago
@farr52
Then make a video of you doing it, and make it as funny as you can
Yea, say the same things
I think he is funny because of the way he is saying it, and the way he looks
Somekidcalledmatt 1 year ago
genius :)))) :X
GlowAft3rDarK 1 year ago
hahaha, This guys is fucken hilarious and what he said was fucken true,
Azian2008 1 year ago
@farr52 This is funny cuz this is true!
ThexteraDrummer 1 year ago
Amen
TheShart1234 1 year ago 13
what was that.. a gun or a cannon !! Without focus you need specks.
lokesharma1 1 year ago
202 women aren't complicated
dregatarlol 1 year ago
lmao how can you not like this
Jon292 1 year ago
haha funniest part 4:14
theman9480 1 year ago
202 people must still be a virgin when they saw this lol
EC0GI00FD0DA0AII0 1 year ago
Once youve learned to suck 1 dude's dick you've graduated. Don't need anymore classes.
pkinalltimez 1 year ago
how the fuck you can dislike this video .. omg is so fkn funny :) so true too haha
octavzamfir 1 year ago
LOL @ 2:08 !!! BEST PART!
supergab99 1 year ago
This is disgusting. Man want it too easy. Learn to feel women, stop rushing them.
Look at this guy's attitude - calling women bitches all the time. Probably doesn't get laid often enough and he's taking it out on the scene.
GonegoodK 1 year ago
@GonegoodK It's a standup show, not a documentary. He does have a point about what he says here. Women mostly fake their orgasm while we have no problem cumming. I'm not being sexist (hate those douchebags) but it's a fact. In order for both to cum the man and the woman must work together, do it right and no rushing. The easiest thing you can do to make the chick cum is if you go cowgirl, let her ride your slong, perfectly pleasuring for both.
Creaturelover18 1 year ago
@GonegoodK What is really really REALLY true is the fact that all we dudes have our g-spot on our crotch, while women can have in different places. However, the most obvious g-spot on a chick is by the throat and the back of her neck.
Creaturelover18 1 year ago
I wonder which comedian's jokes he stole for this!!!!!!
lostone13 1 year ago
we r so fucking bitches u r such a fucking bitch such fucking fuck should i fuck u? fucking holy bullshits! fucking hell Laugh my fucking shit ass off!
ningaboyful 1 year ago
hahhahahahhhahahahahahah
odlicno
hahahahaahahah
DonEdoGotiva 1 year ago
This video is 110% true
ChrisIsOver9000 1 year ago 2
Idk... Do I Have Milk? LOL!
ChrisIsOver9000 1 year ago
awesome
CSStrikerSC 1 year ago
vfvfv
bdro0o 1 year ago
Wow, in Europe he'd be on the street! That's not comedy, everybody can talk like that!
aljoshabre 1 year ago
i dont want to get in argument about sexism or anything i just didnt think it was funny :\
MyNameIsntCoolEnough 1 year ago
@MyNameIsntCoolEnough SO YOU ARE MORAN!
buferis 1 year ago
@buferis i said i dont want to argue wth
MyNameIsntCoolEnough 1 year ago
@buferis you cant even spell Moron, moran....
starfoxstarwolf5423 1 year ago
I am a woman, I am bisexual and I completely agree with everything said in this video. for men, it is easier to have an orgasm. women need more foreplay. that is simple fact. but we ladies can do a lot by ourselves. he forgot to rub your clit - rub it yourself! he is ugly - close your eyes and feel and fantasize about Johnny Depp! focus on the task at hand and don't think about the morning after or the quantity of milk in the freezer.
Aysannes 1 year ago 2
2:04 - 2:16 is hilarious lol
lorg4 1 year ago
awsome!!!!!! xD
jani643 1 year ago
so fucking true)) ahahahaha
flashroyal1 1 year ago 7
well im glad someone said this.... lol
deathpool209 1 year ago
jajaja hell yea thats true LMFAO
westimer50 1 year ago
hij blijf goed
8182LOCO 1 year ago
...I didn't laugh once. I mean, I'm all for the sex jokes, been a Mitch Fatel fan for ages, but.
This was just bad.
Fuckin' bad.
This was the type of normal conversation I had in high school, and none of us laughed then. No, seriously. This is what we were talking about back then, we just didn't throw our arms around like an ass. No one laughed, it wasn't meant to be funny, it was us trying to sound like we knew shit about sex.
Which we didn't.
And neither does Carlos Mencia.
Saigejo 1 year ago
omg dudes the best bro'
Florinhasu 1 year ago
he is sooo fuckin funny..its true as shit wen me and my man be playin around i can touch his and BOOM up..he can touch mine and make me gotta pee! lol..u gotta do it right or dnt do it at all...easy simple.
Cubana0222 1 year ago
my favorite carlos moment LMAO. it never gets old... oy. i am in tears =))))
OfficialLexxa 1 year ago
man i needed to laugh after all the drama i've seen lately.
TheGodzilla4ever 1 year ago
LOL retarded proof. Epic.
Vire70 1 year ago
this is so bad rofl
killingman22 1 year ago
Mexicans don' t steal...
imscrewinurmom 1 year ago
Funny as shit!! I am crying!!!
fifteenaces66 1 year ago
Funny, but true :)
DFireYukon 1 year ago
i w¡it was good!!! i love u carlos mencia dios evendiga con todo tus pendejadas te quero!!!!!!!!!
DulceO1104 1 year ago
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this guy might be right at abot 10%
but he's an obese docuhe , idiot
nimenialturo 1 year ago
You sound like you dont know a lot of english, i think u just dont understand his joke so stfu lol
Marthryo 1 year ago
when you you write "dont" like that and comment on my english i call that hypocrisy.
As for the joke i do understand it , i don't agree with it thou , it is for beaners , fatties and dummies , and the way he says it , he's trying to hard.
nimenialturo 1 year ago
no i dont think u get the joke, u obviously are still a virgin or you wudnt be talkin like dat lol
the only person trying to hard here... is you buddy, chill xD
Marthryo 1 year ago
i don't know where on earth you are right now , but i guarantee you it's not Summer yet .....not in March any way
as for my "lines" , i am an interpreter for english ans spanish in my country, romania . You need to get your act together and stop trying to label people , this ain't def jam
as for my social skills , no need to worry i can carry myself in any argument if you choose to
watch?v=AT0nK37FGeQ&feature=related
listen to this it might help you
nimenialturo 1 year ago
@nimenialturo LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
u try too hard xD
Marthryo 1 year ago
giving the fact that you felt the need to start the argument in the first place, and with such lame-ass lines popped-up from a bad 90's joke vending machine , i don't really know who acts more like a poorly sodomized ass virgin .
please stop answering , thanks
nimenialturo 1 year ago
@nimenialturo LOL wow way to try too hard to be articulate man, i can really tell u spent a lot of time thinking of a response that you feel is adequate for the youtube community, get off your comp and get a life outside, its summer now too, go out and meet some people, theres only so much conversations you can have with your mom ^_^
i love how u said "popped-up from a bad 90's VENDING MACHINE" ??? LOL wtf, ur reading bad joke books too huh? xD
Marthryo 1 year ago
world needs fuckups like you.
uros150 1 year ago
HAHAHA AAAWESOM XD
MrMMABoy 2 years ago
men are happy now! :)))
2AdryAnna2 2 years ago
:))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
2AdryAnna2 2 years ago
HAHAHA XD
(Y)
BAGGYRASSJJ 2 years ago
what's the movie called so i can watch the entire movie?
gicutzu4ever 2 years ago
Fucking Hilarious.... Seen this 3 years ago.... seen now.. and still is extremmly funny.. and true!!!!
Nioupt 2 years ago 4
me 2 hahahaha
Orteginho 2 years ago 2
I am watching this video time and time again and never get bored ...it is hillarious - ha ha ha
Ilotz 2 years ago 78
HAHAHA
125m4fia 2 years ago
Which dvd is this from?
LordLaharl 2 years ago
You're great!!! ;)
yourheartok 2 years ago
LICK THE BEAN!!!!! lmao halarious!!
pookieboo213 2 years ago 26
Fucking halarious!!!
NJKinz 2 years ago 2
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stole jokes from Joe Rogan...
comaunite 2 years ago
who cares?
MrSmieklinsh 2 years ago 3
@comaunite
sugarrgerl7 2 years ago
Haha! This guy is hilarious. :D
Mjod 2 years ago 2
Теперь я понял, кому подражают такие мудаки как Незлобин.
Dvorskiu 2 years ago 2
lol it really is easy to make a man come lol
demonstar5 2 years ago
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I've come to understand that with girls, to make them cum, it's 50% how you actually fuck and 50% how sexy they actually think you are. Just like Carlos said, you can be ugly and we'll still cum. But if a girl fucks a guy who can really fuck, but doesn't find him to be that sexy, she won't be that turned on and it'll be nearly impossible to make her cum. If they think you're hot they'll focus and won't be thinking about groceries.
ManofManyPasswords 2 years ago 56
@ManofManyPasswords
i think you just wrong,
how a girl can have a sex with someone in the first place if she really care about the physic??
+5 on your comment??
Mrotsso 2 years ago 2
Maybe you just don't understand English?
ManofManyPasswords 2 years ago
you must be socially retarded for writing this
nimenialturo 1 year ago
@ManofManyPasswords It's like what he says for most women and most men. But if you are not heterosexual, I'm a gay guy who hates blowjobs by 98% of the guys I meet because they make it hurt. I am a masculine looking guy who has a typical proverbial woman's sexual response. I have to find him sexy on multiple levels. Friction just doesn't do it no matter how hard I focus.
So, I didn't find this very funny because I couldn't relate.
jrg305 1 year ago
@jrg305 Lol its hard to relate to male vs female jokes when you´re gay *trollface*
But seriously. Cuming is your job. Go wack off. Can´t blame anybody there except yourself. And if you had good results with that, why can´t you make yourself cum when with somebody else?
Ashurruhsan 1 year ago
@Ashurruhsan Maybe because if you're more complicated and aren't sexually amused by what people of lesser intelligence are amused by, you won't find it arousing. Different people's bodies are wired differently. If I'm with someone else and don't feel comfortable with them, then the dick doesn't find anything pleasureable.
jrg305 1 year ago
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@jrg305 "Maybe because if you're more complicated and aren't sexually amused by what people of lesser intelligence are amused by, you won't find it arousing."
What does humor and sexual arousal have in common here?
"Different people's bodies are wired differently. "
Like a fat person vs a fit and healthy person?
Fat person wont feel much since the body is so fucked up, while the fit person body will.
Ashurruhsan 1 year ago
@jrg305 "If I'm with someone else and don't feel comfortable with them, then the dick doesn't find anything pleasureable."
What are you a slut? Its LOGICAL that you are in bed with somebody you are comfortable in the first place. In which case its easy to enjoy oneself.....
Seriously we are talking about a good case scenario, where you have a hot partner. Don´t go "But Carlos, what if the person Im with is a ugly piece of shit, who disgusts me"
Well why are you with them in the first place?!
Ashurruhsan 1 year ago
@Ashurruhsan What a fucking heterosexist comment. thank you for assuming I'm some female slut. In the gay world no one is with anyone. This is why it's a fucking disaster. You'd never call a guy a slut for fucking lots of women. What a double standard. My dick and ass work like the woman's sexuality. Sometimes you just need touch, so you lower your standards, and then it doesn't work out. There are men and women who operate sexually on an emotional level. Apparently you can't understand
jrg305 1 year ago
@jrg305 I din´t assume, i said it point to it. The fact that you are with somebody you don´t like, for petty reasons.
"Sometimes you just need touch, so you lower your standards"
That´s your problem right there. Stop being so pathetic and do something productive while you wait for a good partner, and go look for one...
Not go "I am so lonely, guess il lower my standards"
Ashurruhsan 1 year ago
@jrg305
"There are men and women who operate sexually on an emotional level. Apparently you can't understand"
I Do understand, more than you even.
For somebody who says emotional connection and feeling of comfort is so important, you sure blow it out the window, by lowering your standards and getting fucked in the process by your own mistakes.
Standards are there for a reason.(Unless you make great standards while being a nobody....."Im a fat bitch, but i want a prince" )
Ashurruhsan 1 year ago
@ManofManyPasswords you mean you CUM to understand... he he
nipsixa 1 year ago
@nipsixa haha yes
ManofManyPasswords 1 year ago
Words cannot describe this.. Or one can: Totally fantastic funny!
viking665 2 years ago 2
rogie90044 @ is called 3 amigos
christofferkvist 2 years ago
2:15: Lewis Black rip-off fail.
bleedingfetusrectum 2 years ago 2
LOOL at 4:15 its fucking funney XDXDXD
doa4x 2 years ago 3
way to go mutha fuka . tht shit is fukin funny
mrpain120 2 years ago
lol true ive seen it
MissMurder46 2 years ago
i dont normally like carlos mencia, but hell this was fuckin funny, good job!
appleman1324 2 years ago 2
Same here.
VenomKing666 2 years ago
whats the name of this special?
rogie90044 2 years ago
not for the easily offended
TheDouglasWay 2 years ago
this guy is realy funny he knows how to make laughter
GSpot1997 2 years ago 2
Friggin' true and awesome, Carlos rules! xD
B0ndius 2 years ago
LMAO!!!!!
he is the best!!
zum03zum 2 years ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
DhruvaMaharaja 2 years ago
LOOOL :D
Tolerantoba 2 years ago
Carlos Rulz
raplugoj 2 years ago
true and FUCKING HALARIOUS XD XD XD
XxDoomkillaxX 2 years ago
Pas drôle.
SimonalaPlage 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA 2:08 XD
supergab99 2 years ago
sooooooo f'ing true rofl!
ZeroBacon 2 years ago
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very funny but too much F words
montrealNH 2 years ago
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awesome. but I don't know if this is his jokes or someone elses? His reputation is totally tarnished for me...
ssaxby02 2 years ago
so true and so f*cking funny, lol :o)
Gungosh 2 years ago 5
indeed! it's freaking true...and funny also
anyadkurvapicsaja 2 years ago
SOOOOOOO true!!!
MoscoMoon666 2 years ago 2
your gana fuck me or tickle me!! hahahahhah LMFAO
KarennA29 2 years ago 2
I love this guy . He is so right at certain points ... "Do we have milk "
Organika20 2 years ago
NO bitch lets get this shit straight,
YOU didn't make
YOU come,
michelin0304 2 years ago 2
did he say puta?at 4:01???
shut up P!@#$? i know what ever mean??
akemi014 2 years ago
"i know what "whatever" means", so he fucks her in her ass :P
NLjeroenNL 2 years ago
=)))))))
LittleCretz 2 years ago
most of the time Carlos is not funny, but since I am a man I understand what he meant which is completely true, and so this is kinda humorous !
zanpaktuh 2 years ago 3
))))
ua777boy 2 years ago
I thin I seen this 100 time and I'm stil lafing like the first time.
Aweseme
mora641 2 years ago
ROFLOL
natalie2306 2 years ago
this guy is awesome.
CooLZ259 2 years ago
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Self occupied men will use it as an excuse, the fact is the man has to experiment to a woman to find the right places.
koseligjente 2 years ago
every word this man said is right
"is easy to make a man cum, but it's so dificult to meke a woman cum"
haroloko 2 years ago 6
carlos mencia is not dead right? n gr8 comdian
jjpear713 2 years ago
ROFFL
artyawb 2 years ago
you graduated ... ROFLMAO
LemarkLevraiLemark 2 years ago
it's true :))
allycrro 2 years ago
hahah
selfis0007 2 years ago
the man is a genius.....hahaha....lmao
silviumsm 2 years ago 5
Very bold but.......
Very few woman reach the orgasm cos man is selfish to just rub his dick,`ejaculate and sleep!!
Poor woman too releases fluid to ease herself.
angelstelindia 2 years ago
Fabricated auidence ftw.
Hirashirou 2 years ago
I love how it's 1 star >_>
Hirashirou 2 years ago
when the fat bitch said BULLSHIT
he should have replied it is bullshit for fat slut like u coz when sum1 fucks u all he feel is ur fat stomach he cant stick it in kzo ur stomach is like mountain he cant fuck u doggy koz ur ass is bigger fatter than mountain
pashtoonnotpaki 2 years ago
man i guess carlos dosnt have to fuck a girl to make her cum all he have to do is just taje it out and just talk and the girl will cum hahahah
pashtoonnotpaki 2 years ago