FMV Hell - Part 3 of 3 (Johnny Mnemonic)

[BelatedCommiseration]

I wish Burton would come out and do his kevin spcey thing a bit more...it just seems so appropriate for some reason...I almost wondered at one point if Burotn was going to turn into a long running antagonist for the Spoony one but seemingly not...that role went to dr insano and dark spoony...not that I'm complaining...just wish he would include Burton a bit more as an active role in his more recnt reviews.

[Glowshades]

HAHAhaha the Pyramid head music from silent hill during the climax was perfect

[aldoreshgaramok]

i dunno

i think the chick in this johnny mnemonic game is pretty cute

those tats are hot too

[cartmann94]

3:36 isn't that the Japanese guy that plays for the Cleveland Indians in Major League 2??? O__O

[falariem]

I recently saw this movie again. That "Oscar Clip" scene's not any better in the movie than it is in the game.

[LelandTheHedgehog]

1:54

DEMOMAN!!!

[somedamnfangirl]

Was that Silent Hill music when he opened the package?!

[rolandpaulwagoner]

@somedamnfangirl heh! i was just about 2 post that! yes it is

[somedamnfangirl]

@rolandpaulwagoner I thought so. It's been so long since I seen this, though, I'd need to rewatch this to try to determine which track it is! :D

[PubliusAfricanus]

A lot of the actresses in these games are pretty cute. Hopefully some went on to do porn.

[IbnFergus]

I LOLed hard at this

[TheIronweasle]

The street preacher reminds me of Gary Sinise. I actually yelled "Lieutenant Dan!" Out loud when I saw him lol

[AstralXRomance1]

lol minority report is a game? damn when did a really short and simple story that turned into a sort of complicated story with Tom Cruise turn into a game? What the hell is next? Harrison Bergeron the game?

[ThatRandomGuy666]

@AstralXRomance1 Did we have the same English litterature teacher or what? We talked about these two stories. <____<

[JCVDFan1]

So........did spoony review minority report?

[ZyxthePest]

"Oh what is this shit?! THE GAME'S OVER DUDE! LET IT GO!"

[DarkDragonas]

awesome se7en references all the way down to the reactions

[f16134]

SIlent Hill music for the win =D

[AstralDragoon]

Captain Talon is wearing a tie, like Dark Helmet from Spaceballs!

[IggyHazard]

They were to0 cheap to hire a dolphin.

[Mesina2]

There is Minority Report game?!

[WhiteTiger225]

Street Preacher sounds like Dr. Evil XD

[halidefox]

I lol'd - the image of Henry Rollins shimmying his way out from the darkness, producing a folding chair from nowhere, and then flat-facing some poor B-grade actor with it before calmly, but still rhythmically, shimmying his way back to the shadows from whence he came.

[connamoo]

0:54

SKRONK!!!

[TheFlashfmstudio]

aaaaaaaaaaaahh mother mother

[spetnaz93]

are you ever going to review minority report?

[CrazyJustin2006]

been over two years now I would say no but keeping waiting.

[Jamal2504]

I wonder if I could use this computer?

"AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!"

...

LOL. Spoony rules

[Maniac536]

Actually spoony does exaggerate a bit here. Simply USING the computer doesn't kill you. So if you see a computer don't worry about using it killing you, it won't. What will kill you is if you DOWNLOAD from a a data port, unless it's a data port that has been flagged to you as containing part of the download code.

[Nightmareske]

pretty solid Brad Pitt impression, Spoony

[halidefox]

I'm with Spoony - Se7en was a kickass movie.

[ddykema82834]

lol

[Havermayer]

The music was from Silent Hill 2. :3

[umk23]

"Oh come on! It's getting to be re-goddamn-diculous!" LOL.

[tredlow]

Ohmigod dude!! They killed chef!!

[MagnumBill91]

You bastards!

[WhiteTiger225]

No more... he left south park, for him it is now "You Thetans!"

[scantyrevery]

Who delivers a package to the inside of your house at the step of your bedroom door?!

[gamemasterrusty]

Jack the Mailman, the postal carrier enacting feats inspired by Jack the Ripper. Burton was the only thing standing between Noah and evisceration...

[scantyrevery]

No way man, their biggest movie star is the Yakuza guy, the antagonist from Karate Kid 2.

[OfficialMC2]

Hah, Silent Hill music

[ENM173]

did anyone else notice how that chick KIND OF looks like the main girl from mirrors edge?

[Kaaaasse001]

You mean Faith?

Yeah kind of. She only needs taht tatoo thingy and youll have the perfect cossplay character.

[TheMattwolf]

Correction. Anyone who can pull off Matsumoto from Bleach is the perfect cosplay character!

[julcek]

@ENM173 ...Faith...what were you doing in this shitty game?

[Morvena]

Seven scene is great! xDDD

[Mrster]

Lmao is that Chosen from Karate Kid II?!

[SivakD]

Yes. Yes it is.

[Theinvisiblegopher]

is it just me or did spider say handjobs don't cause it

[gringo382]

Yes he did. If you watch the movie you'll figure out that in the future, technology is everywhere. Computers are so pervasive that the electromagnetic waves they emit are causing people to develop a weird brain disease. The government doesn't want people to know this, so they lie and say that things like hand jobs cause the disease. The Lo Tek rebels Johnny meets are the undergroung resistance trying to teach people that the government is lying and that too much technology is bad.

[redfoxbennaton]

I need my windows 95 back. It is the dark green Acer that smell funny. If any one finds it send it to the good will in moorpark Cali.

[kwertallent]

Holy shit, Burton is dual action!

[NightmareXxX019]

Nicely done Spooky

[CortSether]

LOL, I love the sequence with Burton.

[saynightnight]

Anyone else think that the japanese dude looks like Bruce Lee when he's fighting?

[jjmara01]

RIP Jano

[wtfiypaw]

Seven

[timmer919hep]

When is he gonna review Minority Report...that game is uber shit

[classybabe08]

this is really interesting

[BoomDowg]

ah come on, Minorty Report Everybody Runs isn't that bad!

[therealblackcerberus]

It's only good if you like throwing people around into everything. That and Clancy Brown are the only redeeming things about that game.

[BoomDowg]

i don't see the game thats based on a movie, but i see the game as a game, so is not that bad, 40 levels of fun and cool gameplay!

[therealblackcerberus]

I just think they didn't need to do 40 whole levels. The PreCrime, Jetpack and Sprawl Riot levels were all they needed.

[BoomDowg]

hmmm, you have a point there!

[TheMegaNerd]

man i still own minority report. my dad got it free with our playstation 2. i haven't played the game in years but i remember the only good part about it being rag doll physics and the jetpack like thing.

[boomstick545]

at least street preacher was cool in the movie

[xXFr0gXx]

I knew you were gonna put in a Se7en joke when I first saw that box.

[GerrardtheGrimmNo1]

haha yeah with a Silent Hill 2 Soundtrack to boot.

[Disthron]

There actually were some good FMV games. I just finished a playthroug of Realms of the Haunting. You might wont to check it out. It's a grate game but kind of obscure.

Nice retrospective, by the way. There were some hear that I hadn't heard of.

[Psyga315]

Nice Se7en refrence

[Ephraim225]

*looks closely at the box at the end*

NOOOO! ACTIVISION! THE SAME GUYS THAT MADE ACTION 52! WERE ALL GONNA DIIIIIIEEEEE------

[Magitek111]

Activision didn't make Action 52..I don't think so, anyway.

[Ephraim225]

Oh wait...that was Active Enterprises. Oops.

[Macman24]

Why does the Street preacher guy talk like Old Greg? lol

[buckedoffbelle]

Issac Hayes died today

[kazuya246]

lol johnny mnemonic is showing on tv now

[Gander79]

Burton is the name of Spooney One's puppet?

[KenBlake]

~shakes head sadly~...Issac how could you :(

[KevServo]

Excellent reviews, I love your stuff, Spoony but do your end credits have to go on so damn long? I mean, take this one for example. I don't see any reason you can't show us all this extra crap DURING the review. What gives?

[dante3986]

he does not look like super andy dick he looks like a wimpy chuck narris are a wimpy gordon freedmen.

[RexStrider909]

aWsOme Vid man ;D You just made a fan ;P

[superjoy1337]

lol the funniest parts for me were when johnny died EVERY time he uses a computer, and "super andy dick" i couldn't stop laughing every time he showed up.

great review!

[bbruzzes]

Funny stuff as always Spoony.

P.S. I noticed that the game show host is Doug Llewelyn who used to be court reporter on the People's Court.

[saynightnight]

Is it me, or does that guy at 4:00 look kinda like Bruce Lee?

[lzawsome]

isnt that the dude from karate kid 2

[paragonparadox]

omg i'm glad you noticed that too, that totally is the guy from karate kid 2 lmao. He's come a long way

[Pwells1]

Hey, I wonder if I can use this computer? DAHHHH!

That was beyond hilarious. And the oscar clip, omg, amazing.

[Grafwichmann]

Space Pirates looks like the most hilarious movie ever!

[DecadentDisturber]

O M F G I love how u used Silent Hill soundtrack you get 1000 bonus points :D

[bloodrunsclear]

Say Spoony, when are you going to review Minority Report?

[Lars0n]

Indeed! Do tell us!

[clownjeans]

0:21. Oh yeah. Nice end for the review and the FMV game summary. Nice use of Akira Yamaoka!

[BrodieBanks89]

"Oh come on dude, the game is over! Let it go!"

[RedCanSoda]

Anyone notice the techno samurai busting his ass at 3:36? XD

[TheDrunkenCelt]

I just deciphered the message in Johnny's head, its a message to Isaac Hayes which reads "You are A #1 Duke of New York"......thats it? All of that bullshit just for this!? *plugs into a computer and fries his brain*

[ironwolfosiris]

.....XD

Where was Kurt Russel when they made this movie?

[TheDrunkenCelt]

probably cutting diamonds with his chin

[LWJefferies]

rofl on the se7en idea, Pitt's acting all over again.

[gydorack]

I need a star ranger too, but there's none in the yellow pages

[moodyblues85]

XD Love the ending! Can't wait for your next review!

(The street preacher looks like Forrest Gump.)

[Mechalama]

at 11:00 to 14:00 sounds like he's sating we don't get aids from handjobs...

[rabidrabbitshuggers]

"...and featuring Johnny Knoxville as 'The Preacher!"

[solidwtf2]

for some reason after wacthing this i named my pc HAL 0_o

[darksolarus]

awesome video

[ajardoor]

What was up with the ending?

[ajardoor]

By which I mean the part with the parcel containing Minority Report and shooting the doll.

[dagmus]

most likely his upcoming review

[ajardoor]

I meant what was with the music and the dialogue and stuff...

[dagmus]

then i think it was a parody of the ending of the movie se7en

[ajardoor]

Oh, really? Thanks, never seen that one.

[Tareltonlives]

And here I was thinking nothing could have been worse than the movie. Wow

[ZombieBite1991]

Minority Report? I played that one, and the only decent thing in that whole game is the music video.

[ShadowPhoenix142]

Did you notice that the "Grenade Launcher" That killed the Street Preacher actually fired Hand Grenades off the end of it?! That is so stupid its hilarious.

[tupello9]

Man this game looks so shit!

[auronuk]

fucking hilarious

[ReeperTheSeeker]

okay, that ending was random, but it looks like the set up for your next review . . . I await more Scientology jokes XD

[guardianq]

thats not random,see the first part of the review

[killermexcan]

why did you destroy this movie why

[juliox9]

lol computer kill him everywere

[Kennashi]

lets have sex behind a curtain! no one will ever intrude us!

[TheHudson]

Absolutely hilarious, extremely well done.

[RowdyGleason]

Did John Rhys-Davies read that Edgar Allen Poe quote?

[Kouban]

That was James Earl Jones, dude.

[RowdyGleason]

Really? It suonded like John Rhys-Davies, considering he was in that other game... oh gosh, I forgot the name.

Oh well. I was mistaken, I suppose.

[JoelOfFinland]

Please review Ripper, it seems interesting

[JoelOfFinland]

Isaac Hayes!!! Holy shit! :D

[36cf]

you are the duke of new york you are number 1 !!!

[dead82]

just wonder....can you show failed scenes of this game?

and if you can show failed scenes and you show failed scene of jane?

[TragicWK]

Great vid - I still can't 'Panic In The Park' to run. Damn 3.1

[Dsleaz]

the Matrix!!

[GhostBahamutZERO]

great vid

[ginkgonk122]

Still makes me laugh!!

[epro1]

i pissed myself when the zapper came out,

i guess the activists were right, it is dangerous

[captainblue50]

Think you could get a prop gun if burton comes back? I'd recommend either a Mauser type-12 or a glock 17. Those are easy to come by in terms of props. Same goes for the Beretta M92F. Any of those will do great.

[Oifikzzy60]

wait. how do you get your sound so clearly? did you use a special mic to get your voice so clear?

[mygirlhiro]

dude how does the game end??

[Mcplkelly]

Yeah I was wondering that as well. What does happen at the end?

[ghettoprince187]

"Chef! Noo!" xD

[gtf234]

what was edited? I can't notice a difference.

[SpoonyOne]

The edits were just cleaning up some shots where I'm visibly operating Burton, fixing a music cue, adding a couple of subtitles and credits.

[260296]

wat does G tard means

[stanburdman]

I see the difference, this is much cleaner.

[gtf234]

Ah, I must not have noticed you working Burton the first time.

[shakaama]

what movie quote is that, which the robot is quoting?

[Bodaden0r]

He's quoting from the movie Se7en

(seven). It's Kevin Spacey, it's a very good film!

[shakaama]

now that i just saw it again, i see the entire sequence is from 7.

And he even tried to give his own oscar moment being brad pitt before shooting spacey.

[SidNightWalker]

Did Youtube make you edit it?I bet they did didn't they?!Sonsabitches.

[SidNightWalker]

Whew, glad they didn't.This video rules.

[albelthewickdjuggalo]

rofl lmao minority report one of my first x-box games i cant even belive i play that damn game

[jesse41993]

you wanna know a game i cant believe i played enter the matrix that game was horrible or the first shrek game on the xbox.

[FatalKitsune]

This game looks like a movie the Sci-Fi channel would film over a single weekend and air the following weekend.

[albelthewickdjuggalo]

xD nice