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  • This is brilliant..really funny

  • -- Lyrics - Part 2 - LLL JJJ time to chuck your muck... over your sisters jubblys LLL time to rape a turkey LLL up the christmas tree up me chuff mountain up me chuff mountain i'm a chutney farmer LLL come and eat me clag nuts come and have a can smacker up me curry bongo take it up the bum up me cock and sombrero up me cock and sombrero come and suck me clinkers LLL i'm a council gritter i'm a council gritter
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  • Lyrics? :D

  • Jimmy it's sad to loose you.

  • It should've been a Xmas single. I cannot stop watching it.

  • Come and suck me clinkers, lovely lovely lovely!!

  • I'm a chutney farmer, lovely lovely lovely!

  • this video is genius :)

  • were can i download?

  • Should have definitely made an attempt for this to make the Christmas 2011 no.1.

    Maybe with Frank Bruno and Peter Sutcliffe doing backing vocals.

  • can,t stop laffing brilliant

  • at 1st a frt it wa very disrespectful, but the re a hear it, the mre a like it, n am sure sir Jim wud av seen the funny side, R.I.P r Jimmy xxxx

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  • @SuperJet1971 How do you misspell the word 'I'?

  • Did jimmy Saville really do this??...PMSL...Lovely lovely lovely...lovely lovely lovely..Im a council gritter...hahaha...This has got to go to number 1 in the charts for Xmas...Lovely lovely lovely

  • @richardthered Haha what do you think? I doubt Jimmy did the singing..

  • Did jimmy Saville really do this...PMSL

  • Just the best thing I have seen in ages,,,,,, RIP Jimmy no then now then

  • I walked past his house everyday

  • What the hell is a Bovril bolex?

  • We'll miss you Jimmy, you loveable eccentric nutter.

    Such a legend, maybe not to everyone's tastes but lets not forget the immense amount of work he did for charity.

  • One of the best uploads on youtube ever

  • sir jimmy was sent off with a 12 inch pink rampant rabbit with clit tickler,

    rammed home in his chocolate starfish.

  • Chutney FarmKore

  • wot a guy,made me smile as he always has.do not remember this song ? hope its re- released for xmas, ...... it would get to number one on top of the pops.......( now then , now then ) god bless.......

  • Haha, such a classic. RIP Jimmy.

  • Nonce.

  • Fell off chair laughing at this. Jimmy seemed to me to be a bit of a "dodgy Uncle" type character, you couldn't quite place him. Definitely one of lifes "characters", we're all a bit poorer for him going.

    I used to think his name was Jimull too !

    "Come and suck me clinkers" indeed. Superb

  • this must be the pedophile song..

  • i wanted this to be good, but it's pretty lame

  • @talllblonde Is it HELL ? It is arguably THE best and funniest video on Youtube, and I love all sorts of humour. It has only become a bit sad in the wake of Jimmy's passing, but I'm sure he would have a chuckle as he was the ultimate send himself up artist

  • @TheKenfig yes there will never be an entertainer again like Sir Jimmy..... this video is great.......

  • RIP Jimmy Saville

  • ok..what???!! ..I'm pretty sure you can spellcheck colloquialism...(that's the correct spelling) so i'm not jumping to conclusions you fuckwit..you just can't spell. I believe I told you the films /docs to have a look at for the basis of what i'm saying hence it's not unsubstantiated is it?

    I don't even want to argue about something so dumb..the guy was a twat...sorry on his behalf.

  • @jaytv777 You see ? Arrogance abounds from you. How can one have a discussion with anyone as arrogant ?. You merely reaffirm my observation with your attitude ; you are SO arrogant, that if someone who has known a word and it's spelling half of their life, but misses a typewriter key when typing hastily on here, to YOU, it means that they can't spell ; that's the ONLY conclusion you can arrive at BECAUSE of your supreme arrogance. I'd be surprised if you can have a 'discussion' with anyone, Lol

  • @TheKenfig ..yeah you're right ...I do sound like a bit of a prick, so I apologise..a youtube first!

    but be honest..if you saw the shows I mentioned ..did you seriously think he didn't come over as an arsehole?!?

    either way possibly THE dumbest thing to argue with a complete stranger about anyway...

    agree to disagree is the line I believe.

  • @jaytv777 Well, you know, an 'arsehole' is a glib and very superficial label which doesn't adequately sum up a person,certainly one who had been as successful, popular and prolific in the fickle world of showbusiness for as long as he was,AND on top of that raising more money for charities than any other person who had the same opportunities to.He must have been more good than bad. His image was what it was, but it was enduring and served his purpose.Maybe his playing the clown was meant fool us

  • Let's hope the paedophilia rumours are all untrue (google Jimmy Saville Paul Merton)

  • Some quality lyrics here: up me chocolate starfish stab my bovril bullets come and chuck your muck,up me cadbury alley up the chocolate speedway choke your chicken up your charlie hole time to chuck your muck over your sisters jubblys time to rape a turkey up me chuff mountain i'm a chutney farmer come and eat me clag nuts come and have a can smacker up me curry bongo take it up the bum up me cock and sombrero come and suck me clinkers i'm a council gritter
  • Never be another Jimmy ; I remember him most of my life and he fitted more into each year than most fit into one lifetime ; R.I.P. 'Goovner'

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  • @jaytv777 Yeah, and you're full of these colloqualisms about him but HOW was anyone who lived his whole life after he had made it and could sit back,helping thousands of people less fortunate and using his 'spotlight' to do those charitable things bad ?.You have a distorted perspective if you see all that as 'hateful'.To some people three years ago is 'old school'.You say 'everything' you saw 'indicated' he was 'hateful', but feel free to elaborate otherwise it's an unsubstantiated glib insult

  • @TheKenfig how long have you got?..ok watch the louis theroux doc..watch the behind the camera special 1980 itv show..watch the numerous tv interviews..

    great use of 'colloqualisms' (which you can't spell) by the way.

    It's not down to me to prove he was a prick ..he already did that by himself.

    Not trying to have a go at you, but come on ..the guy was an utter shitbag.

  • @jaytv777 As long as you like, but you've told me nothing. Not surprised that you jumped to conclusions about me being 'unable' to spell a word I know the spelling of only too well, as it's YOU who seems to be the arch cynic. Thing is, ironically, you ARE trying to prove he was a prick in spite of you saying it's not down to you, and HE didn't prove any such thing. You're too arrogant to see anyone else's point of view. Incidentally, I saw that show and loads of other stuff

  • YOU WERE MY FAVOURITE THING.

  • RIP Jimmy

  • After all those years fixing it for other people, no-one could fix it for Sir Jimmy... RIP

  • Sleep well fella.top man.

  • I'm a council gritter.

  • R.I.P Jimmy!

  • I do not get it .... this song sucks and who is the old ugly dude that looks like an animated corpse? must be just an English thing.

  • @pagansun you are american thus having no concept of English, Irish or Scottish humor

  • @05clenharth dont you mean humour in general?

  • @BigAndyB Indeed, but in particular our humor hehe

  • What a shit ending to this video... But then the maker is forgiven as if it was me I would have gotten to about 0:56 before I would have gone into a coma from laughter!

  • Time to rape the turkey! what a legend. RIP Sir Jimmy. Bugger my bum! 

  • Thanks for inventing 0 tollerance. Your with the Duchess now Saville.

  • RIP Jimmy..the band was, in fact, Showaddywaddy

  • RIP Sir Jim...

  • rip jimmy

  • lol that ben was very advanced for his years

  • RIP Jimmy

  • R.I.P Sir Jimmy

  • RIP JIMMY!!

  • RIP JIMMY!!

  • Respect to Sir Jimmy Savile- Oct 31st1926- Oct 29th 2011, a true eccentric who raised approx 40million £'s for charity. You will be much missed Sir Jim, even if you didn't reply to my letter! /Lyn PS love the video, but it's near the knuckle :) appreciate it was made before his death though

  • RIP Sir Jimmy, you will be missed

  • R.I.P Sir Jimmy  :(

  • R.I.P Mr. Saville. We'll always remember your wise advice from this song.

  • He's not a council gritter!! RIP jim time for some bitty!!!

  • R.I.P Sir Jimmy

  • RIP Jimmy Jangle. You never did get me to Disneyworld.

    You cunt!

  • @STEVEFARKINGGUPPY have some respect you arsehole!

  • RIP Jimmy!

  • RIP.

    Raping turkeys in heaven, with your Mum by your side.

    Now all the juicky clinker gossip can leak out, no risk of libel..

  • RIP, Jimmy.

  • G'night ol' jangle-jim.

  • R.I.P. Jimmy Saville.

  • RIP Jimmy.

  • RIP you old council gritter. 

  • Can we get this to number one in the charts in honour of his memory?

  • @BluesControl16 xmas number 1 at that -I'm gutted, this bloke did so many things for people and he did them well good, a true working class hero.

    R.I.P Sir and ty you tube, tonight I will laugh, cry and remember

  • @BluesControl16

    I really hope so.

  • @BluesControl16 - Not sure if they would play it on Radio 1 with those lyrics !

  • @BluesControl16 good idea :)

  • @BluesControl16 for xmas!

  • RIP

  • RIP Sir Jimmy :'(

  • RIP jimmy

  • RIP MAN!

  • Farewell to Sir James. We shall never see his like again.

  • R.I.P Jim

  • RIP Jimmy x

  • R.I.P Jimmy Saville

  • off me chocolate starfish

  • i hope ben got his wish.

  • OMG! Thanks for the words ! LMAO!!

  • up me chuff mountain up me chuff mountain i'm a chutney farmer lovely, lovely, lovely come and eat me clag nuts come and have a can smacker up me curry bongo take it up the bum up me cock and sombrero up me cock and sombrero come and suck me clinkers lovely, lovely, lovely i'm a council gritter i'm a council gritter!
  • lovely, lovely, lovely

    jingle, jangle, jewellery

    time to chuck your muck...

    over your sisters jubblys

    lovely, lovely, lovely

    time to rape a turkey

    lovely, lovely, lovely

    up the christmas tree

  • lovely, lovely, lovely

    jingle, jangle, jewellery

    up me cadbury alley

    i'm not a shirt lifter

    now then, now then, now then

    up the chocolate speedway

    choke your chicken

    up your charlie hole

  • jingle, jangle, jewellery jingle, jangle, jewellery jingle, jangle, jewellery lovely, lovely, lovely jingle, jangle, jewellery lovely, lovely, lovely jingle, jangle, jewellery look at my bum jingle, jangle, jewellery jingle, jangle, jewellery up me chocolate starfish up me chocolate starfish lovely, lovely, lovely stab my bovril bullets lovely, lovely, lovely come and chuck your muck
  • UP ME CHUFF, MOUNTAIN.

  • I want this on my Ipod

  • Id love to know all these lyrics !!!!

  • Just posted them all for you! @pearlsnpeapods

  • Lovely, lovely, lovely!

  • #ftw

  • #FTW

  • did jimmy ever get those 2 VERY cough young girls back to his caravan?

    Shock smiley,now then,now then

  • every few months I come back to this ,allways end up giggling.Thankyou

  • Come and eat mi clagnuts!! im a council gritter.....class

  • Lovely lovely lovely, time to rape a turkey.

    Fucking genius.

  • Should be Xmas number 1 just to piss Simon Cowell off!

  • I'm a chutney farmer.

  • I think this needs to be sampled into some filthy dubstep.

  • Stuff me Bovril bullet!

  • i second that crunchyparrot. feeling crap at moment until i watched this again.

  • Brilliant

  • i think this conjures up christmas's gone by, with saville asking sick kids in hospital, whats wrong with them, and the music

  • 5 people can suck my clinkers

  • Lovely,Lovely,Lovely, Come and chuck your muck! :D :L :)

  • ohhh now that is one funny vid

  • time to rape a turkey D:

  • up me chocolate star fish ha ha

  • you wouldnt want him as a babysitter

  • Lovely lovely lovey !!!!

  • Up my choclate speedway.

  • this is classic love it

    i agree with comments about making this chrimbo number 1

  • I honestly didn't think Jimmy Saville could get any weirder

  • up my chuff mountain hahahahaha

  • Love it!!

  • Come an chuck your muck over your sisters jubblies!

  • up my chocolate starfish, up my chocolate starfish

  • its become part of the xmas day routine, after a few

  • I wonder if Ben (aged 9) ever did get to shit on a whore...

  • Super!! 5 stars

  • Chuck your chicken up ya charlie hole!

  • CUMAN CHUCK Y MUCK

  • disturbing, but very amusing!

  • Absolutely funny as fuck! Only found this the other day and I've watched it loads! Please please please make this Christmas No1 2011!!! ;-) Up my Chocolate Starfish, I'm a Chutney Harmer Hahahahahahaha Bovril Rolex Aaaaaaahahahahahahahaha!

  • luk me chocolate starfish

  • 0min 26 sec...."Stuff me bovril Rolex"...????!! Incomparable genius!

  • Christ this is good. I've watched at least 6 times a day for about a week now. The first night I watched it I fell asleep laughing. Thank you!

  • I have to listen to this song daily, I'm not even joking.

  • look at my bum. :L

  • I'm a council gritter.

  • Always makes me laugh. Always.

  • The guy who recorded the jingle jangle jewelry song was a d.j called DAVE DOUBLEDEX (HONESTLY) from the pirate radio station SWINGING RADIO ENGLAND based in london.......i know him personally and he recorded loads of similar stuff which is hilarious.....i think he is currently making a compilation video of all the good stuff...and he is currently on the comedy/music trail,doing live performances.......when i have details of his appearances i will post them on here and on my site

  • @DrSathan666

    well then.

    best you get. ( dave double decks) to contact me.and let him know im a fan of his worck.

    he can pm me.

    s j s

  • now then.

    im used to people poking fun at me,normaly it would piss me off.but this makes me chuckle..time to rape a turckey..lol

    regards.

    js

  • @jimmysavileobe there's a good sport ... merry christmas!

  • @jerryg1964

    merry christmas to you my freind

    j s

  • @jimmysavileobe God bless ya Sir Jimmy

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    and god, if he exist..bless you too my young freind.

    now then. have a good christmas

  • Sometimes you have certain moments which make you laugh so hard you really don't know why.

    This is one of those moments.

    Utterly brilliant.

  • I bet this is precisely what Mike Oldfield had in mind

  • A diddle diddle dom.

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  • I trust my child with Jimmy Saville.

    The above is a lie.

  • He never mentioned anything about shagging corpse's, how strange?

  • Out of absolute nowhere

    "Time to rape a turkey!" xD

  • well what can you say to this... great editting skills and funny as fk.....good on that man lets see another!

  • Come and suck me clinkers!

  • Up yer chocolate starfish!! LOL..

  • The funniest thing i've seen here for ages. Since 'mini digger accident' actually.

    Witty, dry, funny as fuck!

  • Todays favourite obscenity from this work of genius: "Up me copper sombrero." I had a bad day at work, and this, as crunchyparrot remarks, does the trick, and it was only just now that I realised that was what was being said, now then, now then, now then etc. BTW, did you know that Jimmy Saville was the first DJ to use two record decks? Fact. Way back in the 1940's. All Hail! 8-)

  • Some great editing there, one of the funniest videos I've seen on here

  • why can't we have this as the UK entry in the Eurovision song contest.........Chuck ya muck on ya sisters jublees...priceless

  • "lovely, lovely, lovely, time to rape a turkey" words of wisdom from Sir Jim.

  • This has been the theme tune to my working day today, I got everyone singing along with me lmao it's too good.

    "up your chocolate speedway" has to be my favourite

  • I'm crying with laughter typing this. Hearing Mr Saville apparently say 'Chuck Your Muck' has reduced me to a sniggering wreck. 'Time to rape a turkey' Oh God, make it stop. 'I'm a chutney harmer' hahahaha! Utter, mentalist genius! luvly, luvly, luvly etc,

  • OH MY GOD! COULD THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY , I NEARLEY DIED.

  • anyone know the backing track?

  • @xTheAngryBiKidx

    I think it's called "In Dulci Jubilo" by Mike Oldfield. It's an instrumental version of an old Christmas Carol (can't remember the name of that though).

  • @nevillehope - thats correct, and if you search for it on youtube the original video appears, and underneath 50,000 people saying they can't hear the song without singing the words to the Jimmy Jangle over the top of it.

    Come and suck me clinkers

  • THIS SONG IS SO FUCKING FUNNY..

  • Christmas Number 1 !