How to instantly kill a rock crab!

[TheJimyyy]

shoot on head whit a pompe gun ;)

[Melanth89]

How to kill the crab: smash its head in.

[MetalDuskmon]

can you explain me how this can kill them?

[Trollioli]

The chick holding the camera needs to quit concentrating on the dudes crotch and more on the crab.

[mesahusa]

how to kill it: punt it like a football

[SpecialSkinmac]

Nobody realizes that they're cheating the game warden right now, It is illegal to keep an entire stone crab, you have to break off one claw and throw the crab back, so they can still procreate considering they are weakening in numbers, they're doing the same as people that filet a fish before going to shore because they're already over the limit.

[KevinTheCreeper1]

I want some seafood now :/

[warriorscatsrule805]

how to kill a rock crab first grab a 45. and shoot the fuck out of it

[knoxklay11]

i like all these bullshit animal rights hippies that come in here to troll. well may i ask a question to these ppl : wtf did u expect when you typed in the words : "how to instantly kill a rock crab" ?

[shzze]

@knoxklay11 not every one got here by manuall searching this video i came across this by just clicking on the suggestions so technicly i didnt type it in ; )

[knoxklay11]

@shzze umad 

[shzze]

@knoxklay11  nah bro ( :

[knoxklay11]

@shzze way to seethe. umad!

[shzze]

@knoxklay11 i used to me mad but then i took an arrow to knee

[turb0m0nk3y]

I smash yo' face in.

[bsheyko3]

and this kills the crab

[myzerybear]

this kills the crab

[KingofTehStupid]

FYI The longer you keep them alive the better it will taste, because the longer its dead the longer the organs and meat has to start decomposing. But a great trick :)

[jrank1234]

I love how u dumb fuck tree huggers think that the meat you eat just ends up in the fish mungers windows as a nice fillet or at the butchers as a nice fat T bone! Well no.. It came from that pretty looking moo cow ya just pointed out to your daughter! So fuckin dumb you people!! Boil the fuckin crab, she'll be right!

[smokeytoki77]

dude just put them in warm tap water they die in like 5mins!

[fragmaster7777]

"woah ho ho ho! kill it!" devil's daughter she is! derives sadistic pleasure from the crab's death.. :D

[philiphuynh]

@fragmaster7777 think of it as seeing your big mac arrive from the mcdonalds employee =)

[guyboy625]

This kills the crab.

[Em0Dudee21]

@guyboy625 no shit

[guyboy625]

@Em0Dudee21 Google my comment.

[knoxklay11]

@guyboy625 for real ? i thought it just knocked it out

[11suppakit]

Sin !!!

[11suppakit]

SIn !

[georgio210]

you dont have to smash it. its cleaner if you old it agains a counte and rip the shell out

[200shaq]

Spongebob: Thats terrible Mr. Crabs Crying*

Squidward: That is terrible whos gonna give me my check

Gary: Meow!

[an5d5ers]

why destroy it? just boil it?

[kbd668]

@an5d5ers Boiling it makes it more painful for the crab

[BryceFilmz]

@kbd668 How is it painful?

[kbd668]

@BryceFilmz It's being boiled alive

[Em0Dudee21]

@BryceFilmz they are scolded to death? you don't die instantly from heat, its slow.

[BryceFilmz]

@Em0Dudee21 Still.They cant feel pain.

[ericakirra]

crabs are not meant to be eaten.

[TehLazzerz]

@ericakirra Then why do they taste so damn good?

[Lifeisafruit]

@ericakirra You're retarded.

[InevitableEnigma]

instant kill.

[Ryan2mkk]

" DUUUDE PLAY DEAD FFS"

[zeusrealm]

so roughly the same thing u do with a fish

[benkerr69]

will this work for the crabs in my pants?

[92alymarie]

Well, that's one way to do it. :p

[CrimsonMaxxx]

that's the good stuff right there baby, UNGH!

[bobakillu]

i just use a dragon scimmy and for spec dds

[jason7456]

@bobakillu you play too much runescape. -.-

[bobakillu]

@jason7456 lol

[lardtaziumwadmaster]

@bobakillu at first I was like wtf?

And then I remembered the little crabs by that village.

[danieljdolphin]

I realized the girl talking was black when she said,

"Mmmmmmmhhhmmmmm deh-la-shus."

[jiamonx2]

what a pussy, I do it without gloves, and all you have to do is pry the shell off quickly not what it against the boat...

[radicalaceshasbrin]

@jiamonx2 cool story bro

[JungleListSoldier]

Why did u kill it? They are cute.

[TheJDub1228]

cruel white people

[1Rockyboxer1]

@TheJDub1228 white people? lol this guy....

[TheJDub1228]

@1Rockyboxer1 Americans treat cows, chickens, pigs inhumanely, more so than other countries. This is a fact

[BOWBoy2001]

@TheJDub1228 racist

[TheJDub1228]

@BOWBoy2001 Go to the videos of asians cutting live fish for sushi and you will see what real racism is

[Cleung4649]

@TheJDub1228 i dont think he's white...

[deborules21]

I dont think hes dead enough, y dont you kill it some more..

[Sh0wBiZz139]

Whoa ho ho ho kill it he he !

[Azakin83]

That's the most stupid way i have seen a crab be killed. They are destroying the best part of it. Amateurs.

[WashAnDrepeaT]

@Azakin83

You eat the top shell? o_O Haven't seen anyone do that yet

[Azakin83]

@WashAnDrepeaT Of course not. But you need the top shell to keep the insides when you boil it. I think even you could figure that one out if you gave it a little time.

[WashAnDrepeaT]

@Azakin83

I think even you could figure out that there are other ways to cook crab than boiling, it's all about the individuals preferences, not yours. Since you're calling them amateurs, I assume you're a chief is that correct?

[KivVer08]

Oh no im in the weird part of YouTube again :(!

[Dragonite7000]

but i poked it and it moved

[Dragonite7000]

omg i saw a crab looking like that but i thought it was dead

[MidnightFapper69]

did he die?

[JerseyKac92]

I hope you know that those crabs are still alive at that point.

[amygoturcookie]

There like so so so kind :) well better that china

[KapteinOpel]

u idiots ur supposed to boil it alive.. Also u throw away some of the best parts of it...

[ghostWITHnorace]

this is illegal dumbass your supposed to only harvest the claws

[divinegod102]

@ghostWITHnorace Fail troll has failed.

[ghostWITHnorace]

@divinegod102 bullshit . troll is so 3yrs ago fail.org on your part . please get a life unning around calling people troll. your a cum gulper.net

[divinegod102]

@ghostWITHnorace Believe it or not you are allowed to harvest the entire crab with some requirements in Massachusetts. And it's spelled "running", thank you for your concern with poor grasp of sentence structure and spelling.

[BoostedVtec]

Wow dumbasses, with rock crabs u tear off their claws and save them, then you throw the crab back into the water so it can regrow its claws again....morons

[DavidDuerr]

One on the left whispers "Im dead you dont need to kill me"

[belladonna4577]

ROFL @ 1:06 :D



[xSHFHxUNDEAD]

this is the greatest thing i have ever seen.

[JBnotthescotch]

now, that's how you kill a crab, over in 1 second.

[PSILOCYBETRIBE]

I'll use this technique on runescape next time

[shaheryarify]

this is the humanly way to do it >.< see chinese videos if u want barbaric :D

[glitt3rmeee51499]

"killing crabs is so fun" y am i watching this?

[Milliardo69]

curb stomp



[TheImmortalmetal]

To hell with u guys for doing such an in-humane thing to these poor creatures.....................­......thats wat i wudve said if i were a vegetarian queer!!xD

[orson123321]

I hope peta doesn't see this..

[TheImmortalmetal]

@orson123321 IKR

[WhatDoWeNameOurShow]

wow theyre allready dead



[Wonton118]

HULK SMASH!

[jamespiperca]

Why can you not plop a live crab into boiling water as you would a lobster?

[Decreasion]

person 1 crab 0

[wreckage1]

Is this guy PRAYING before he does this to each crab? Took forever.

[mynameisdudler]

you tossed the best part....

[Hiwayrockszone9]

@mynameisdudler If you mean the heart, lungs, and stomach then he had to.

[PS2Damon]

WEAK SPOT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE 9001 POINTS

IT'S OVA 9001

SHUT UP ASS HOLE

[GerbilEssences]

Crab people crab people, walk like a crab, talk like people!

[ffffuuful]

this kills the crab.

[TheCelestialTeacup]

@ffffuuful ._.

[raichushocksu]

@ffffuuful your being sarcastic right?

[lilplaya1824]

@ffffuuful if it dont, then idk wtf will cause well... that was retty quick

[WhenLinkAttacks]

FINISH HIM....FATALITY!!!

[cloudfan1010102]

"Relax, relax mr. crab"

-BAM-

Lol!! XD

[pudding0727]

@cloudfan1010102 dis is what he get for torturing my friend sponge bob BAM IN UR FACE MR CRAB

[rayano]

yumm