..was really about. That of a character struggling with life and his hatred of the public, whilst still wanting to be a presenter. Haters probably watched it cause they thought it was a dig at rishcard madeley... Awesome stuff this.
I really don't know where the haters are coming from. Of course some episodes aren't going to be as funny as others but overall, this series was excellent and like 99% of Alan Partridge fans, I can't wait for some new shows to be made.
@LisaJJMerry are you mental? Partridge is the deepest most layered comic character of all time... look ... you are a mentalist. You can take your words and put them on a plate and get a knife and fork. Don't dis Alan.... look... what I mean is you can eat your words.
@tufty yeah have you got a brain or is your head just full of shit
Classic lines such as this one could be used to describe your so called affection for partridge, fair enough you prefer the old KMKY but it's time we had some fresh partridge banter and this is it
Spot on coogan
besides everyone knows that KMKY is the worst era of partridge, I'm AP all the way and this is very close so keep it coming
@ORRmagedon "Everyone knows that KMKY is the worst era of partridge", that's based on what exactly? I mean, you're absolutely wrong, but I'm interested as to why you think that. Because it's not shown on Dave? Or because there isn't a "Dan" quote for "everyone"; every mindless new-Jack fan to shout at each other from their first-year University halls? This is a lazy parody, it's Coogan-being-Partridge. If you want "classic" Partridge listen to On The Hour (you can have that one for free).
that joke would have been better if Partridge never mentioned the Postman being fund in the canal - the two of them laughed about the joke . and THEN the news came on with the "Postman being found in the canal..." ..
Ah,you tube!The place where people with no life or friends,all of a sudden turn into critics who get the only chance to express themselves behind the fortress that is a keyboard.Personally,I think it's time for ye people to relax and enjoy something like a massage or Alan's deep bath!ALAN'S DEEP BATH!
MMM is genius coogan, i hope you can keep it going as long as you can. Maybe start a "real" radio show as ap online or on podcasts? You will get millions listening no doubt.
@ivorbigonee I imagine you're quite young, to think it acceptable to swear at people, and to think that this desperately half-arsed cash-cow is even remotely funny. When you've grown up watching KMKYWAP on VHS over and over again, then you can throw the weight of your insolent mind around.
@Tufty you shouldn't be bitter towards people who haven't watched AP when it first came out, yes MMM isn't the same as KMKYWAP, but it's still written and performed by the same guy based on the same character, but in a different format. You shouldn't watch it expecting the same as before, it's like comparing the I'm Alan Partridge character with the one in The Day Today. I promise most people who like MMM would love KMKYWAP, and it's good that more people are appreciating AP these days :)
@Tufty Most ignorant thing I've heard in a long time. If you are a true fan of Partridge you must have come to this wanting to hate it (because of its format perhaps?) To most this is classic Alan material.
@bassben04 That literally makes no sense. I'm also willing to bet that isn't the most ignorant thing you've heard, in fact, I'd like you to tell me exactly what is ignorant about what I said. It's also amusing how both you and that other waste-of-space talk about being a "true fan", I can't believe I'm actually arguing with someone who thinks a cheap parody sponsored by a cheap larger is "classic" Alan. "Classic"! And you want to talk about ignorance. Bloody tyranny of the most.
Good to have you back alan. but where's dan? dan's a fantastic man. Good as he is, you need a renowned owl - perhaps with a pension that he/she used to start up a sanctuary?. Slippery wise geniuses that they are they'll have avoided the banking crisis. Almost like they had eyes in the back of their head. I'm shit chatting. i mean chit shatting. or smth like that. partridge amongst pigeons. chevron action flash cause you're a bloody bloke
I disagree with your recent comment 'DigitalLoveDaftPunk'. I think it should be sponsored by a traditional British Brewery. Purveyors of Leprington's XXXX Old Fart or Necro's Thrusty Head spring immediately to mind. Gin is traditionally thought of as a whore's drink. Although many lady's do drink Gin, they don't necesarily demand money after sex.
@fuzzydunlop1 Have had my medication,and while at my GP I happened to notice a medical journal lying on the table...whilst reading it I stumbled across an article about how a very ugly woman with a very low IQ who nobody wants to shag can get pregnant from a mans skid mark instead... anyway, I was wondering if being conceived in this way has had a detrimental affect on your life... apart from turning out as a twat that is??
@jawajawa350 How daring! Such rapier wit! Honestly, with material like this, you should be on stage... with a broom. Insulting my mother? Is that the best you can do? LAME. I'm bored with this. I'm moving on. All I can do is offer this little piece of advice: GET LAID. Smash your piggy bank and pay for it if you have to, but please just go find someone / thing and GET LAID. Trust me, you'll feel better.
@fuzzydunlop1 Oh dear... basic animal instincts eh?? I suppose I couldn't have expected much more. Incidentally, a stage might do you some good... a further stage in your mental development perhaps?
Anyway, good luck with your shagging, and remember...always get your boyfriends to rubber up!
@WeAllFallDown1989 In a word...Cock! And I'm sure you get one of those shoved down YOUR fucking gay throat quite often... I am also certain a shit stabber such as yourself is 'obsessed with them'
@jawajawa350 Hahaha, I love reading your comments, they are always so hilariously pathetic. Its surprising you find the time to argue on youtube so much between all the BNP rallies. I look forward to your reply telling me that I'm gay/ have a small cock/ etc.
@WeAllFallDown1989 Firstly, BNP, don't mix the kind of Nationalist I am with those wishy washy losers... I don't believe in politics or the ballot box. Secondly, I agree, my comments here are pathetic, and they have to be if I want to be understood by a half wits such as yourself... but I'm having fun, really, normally I have to come up with some kind of watertight argument, but when some twat can only say 'fucking Nazi'...as you did, expect a similar reply. So fuck off you queer! Happy?
you know lynn your mother was a biiiiiiiiiiiiiig woman! id like to say she was big hearted but that wouLD BE BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Why oh why is Alan Partridge's Mid Morning Matters sponsered by Fosters? Everyone knows it should have been Tonic Water...with some ice...and a segment of lemon...and topped up with some Gordon's Gin. Followed by a pint of lager and a shot of Baileys. Ah, Ladyboys.
Al Quieda - please find and eradicate all those that dislike this. They are blatantaly humourless pricks. By doing so you will win the hearts and minds of the West. Unless, of course it's your members that disliked it. In which case tell them to kill themselves. But preferabaly when there's no one else around.
@fuzzydunlop1 Hey fattysmallcock, I heard an ugly, fat, toothless simpleton stinking of helmet cheese and BO, covered in zits, eyes too close together, ears like world cup handles has been found dead in my local park... let me know you're ok!
Cromwell was from Cambridgeshire, something you singularly forgot to mention Alan. And unlike the Lord Protectorate, Norfolk’s Stephen Fry and Beth Orton haven’t massacred anyone in Wexford.
@marcporkribs Der... I smokes weed I does.. yeah right fuck wit...a fter that well thought out comment am I to assume you are some kind of intellectual?
@marcporkribs If you had to run for a bus your thighs would ignite from friction you fat cunt! When I want a dim wits point of view I'll ask for it... but don't worry... if I do want your point of view I'll stick to words of one syllable in the question so as not to confuse you!
Gellis2009 a bit slow on the uptake there, don't know what he had for breakfast.. presumably a spinal column in a bap... I am of course referring to BSE, which attacks the central nervous system...
Ruddy hell. It's soft cell!
ChainsawVsGod 6 months ago
"keep your clubs away from his young...it's seal!"
CaptainAidan 6 months ago
we went to the pub and had a pint of bitter!
arddukaj 6 months ago
hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot ham
Inglejuice 6 months ago 2
..was really about. That of a character struggling with life and his hatred of the public, whilst still wanting to be a presenter. Haters probably watched it cause they thought it was a dig at rishcard madeley... Awesome stuff this.
BigSeanP 6 months ago
MMM is superior in many ways to other partidge-eqsue stuff. This is classic, and anyone who hates it but likes KMNY simply didnt get what KMNYZ
BigSeanP 6 months ago 3
that quaff bit is epic
scrambledeggsTV 6 months ago 2
@scrambledeggsTV It is - 'the medieval way'. :-)
ImaniHekima 6 months ago
who do you think you are
DJFREDHEAD2010 7 months ago
If I was going on a mans radio show to accuse 1 of his ancestors of a sex disease I would want to be more than pretty sure! LmAo HaHa
kigower 7 months ago
i love shirts like that one sidekick simon's wearing
matvarn 7 months ago
she was a stay at home mum .... she was unemployed yes!
jclaret 7 months ago
beautifully nuanced writing and acting....and bluddy funnay!
dekekyo 7 months ago
Did you know there are no dutch elms left in Britain?.........disgusting
Phimmmm 7 months ago
stop arguing on youtube; go and do something constructive
adampegler90 8 months ago in playlist alan part
lovely stuff !!
bazztheavenger666 8 months ago
brilliant..not even the whole of Norfolk now!
freqeist 8 months ago
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PopcornAndCocaCola 8 months ago
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PopcornAndCocaCola 8 months ago
I really don't know where the haters are coming from. Of course some episodes aren't going to be as funny as others but overall, this series was excellent and like 99% of Alan Partridge fans, I can't wait for some new shows to be made.
usernameemanresu 8 months ago 6
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Speaking as someone who adored Alan Partridge, this is cringe-inducingly bad. What a mistake to bring him back.
LisaJJMerry 8 months ago
@LisaJJMerry are you mental? Partridge is the deepest most layered comic character of all time... look ... you are a mentalist. You can take your words and put them on a plate and get a knife and fork. Don't dis Alan.... look... what I mean is you can eat your words.
D0W666 7 months ago 4
@D0W666 a 12 inch plate hopefully!
rossuk123 7 months ago
@D0W666 Do you even know what a mentalist is?
ihavenokegson 7 months ago
@ihavenokegson a 'private detective' who hangs arounds with FBI agents?
D0W666 7 months ago
she sounds like shes been touched on a bus.....priceless
batmanz27 9 months ago 10
great shirt
studas2011 9 months ago
@tufty yeah have you got a brain or is your head just full of shit
Classic lines such as this one could be used to describe your so called affection for partridge, fair enough you prefer the old KMKY but it's time we had some fresh partridge banter and this is it
Spot on coogan
besides everyone knows that KMKY is the worst era of partridge, I'm AP all the way and this is very close so keep it coming
ORRmagedon 9 months ago
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Tufty 9 months ago
@ORRmagedon "Everyone knows that KMKY is the worst era of partridge", that's based on what exactly? I mean, you're absolutely wrong, but I'm interested as to why you think that. Because it's not shown on Dave? Or because there isn't a "Dan" quote for "everyone"; every mindless new-Jack fan to shout at each other from their first-year University halls? This is a lazy parody, it's Coogan-being-Partridge. If you want "classic" Partridge listen to On The Hour (you can have that one for free).
Tufty 9 months ago
that joke would have been better if Partridge never mentioned the Postman being fund in the canal - the two of them laughed about the joke . and THEN the news came on with the "Postman being found in the canal..." ..
tiarnan76 9 months ago
@tiarnan76 I thought the exact same thing.
dazzybabe 8 months ago
19 people were related to the postman found in the canal.
OldSkoolFordR 9 months ago 3
@OldSkoolFordR nice one !
jclaret 9 months ago
Ah,you tube!The place where people with no life or friends,all of a sudden turn into critics who get the only chance to express themselves behind the fortress that is a keyboard.Personally,I think it's time for ye people to relax and enjoy something like a massage or Alan's deep bath!ALAN'S DEEP BATH!
littledaly 9 months ago
363,646 people didn't make the standard stupid fucking joke about 19 people dislking this video.
thepukerchu1 10 months ago
hot hot hot hot hot hot hot ham :)
ivorbigonee 10 months ago
MMM is genius coogan, i hope you can keep it going as long as you can. Maybe start a "real" radio show as ap online or on podcasts? You will get millions listening no doubt.
CashBack.
ivorbigonee 10 months ago
Podcast please
ivorbigonee 10 months ago
HELP, Can you get this on a podcast or anything???
ivorbigonee 10 months ago
we went in a pub and HAD A PINT OF BITTER
semiskimmedbeats 10 months ago 3
'keep your clubs away from his young, its seal.' haha
davetherave22 10 months ago
No description needed lol
jt5623 11 months ago
Brilliant... more of the same please Mr Coogan.
jimilaff 11 months ago
I love Alan Partridge but I just think it was a mistake bringing him back.
MissLondon84 11 months ago
@MissLondon84 Oh FUCK OFF
ivorbigonee 10 months ago
@ivorbigonee I imagine you're quite young, to think it acceptable to swear at people, and to think that this desperately half-arsed cash-cow is even remotely funny. When you've grown up watching KMKYWAP on VHS over and over again, then you can throw the weight of your insolent mind around.
Tufty 10 months ago
@Tufty Fuck off
watch?v=GspKbTyZHRg
ivorbigonee 10 months ago
@Tufty you shouldn't be bitter towards people who haven't watched AP when it first came out, yes MMM isn't the same as KMKYWAP, but it's still written and performed by the same guy based on the same character, but in a different format. You shouldn't watch it expecting the same as before, it's like comparing the I'm Alan Partridge character with the one in The Day Today. I promise most people who like MMM would love KMKYWAP, and it's good that more people are appreciating AP these days :)
weefeatures 10 months ago
@Tufty Also you compleme cunm, i have watch AP from the start so fuck off you twad
ivorbigonee 10 months ago
@Tufty Most ignorant thing I've heard in a long time. If you are a true fan of Partridge you must have come to this wanting to hate it (because of its format perhaps?) To most this is classic Alan material.
bassben04 10 months ago
@bassben04 That literally makes no sense. I'm also willing to bet that isn't the most ignorant thing you've heard, in fact, I'd like you to tell me exactly what is ignorant about what I said. It's also amusing how both you and that other waste-of-space talk about being a "true fan", I can't believe I'm actually arguing with someone who thinks a cheap parody sponsored by a cheap larger is "classic" Alan. "Classic"! And you want to talk about ignorance. Bloody tyranny of the most.
Tufty 9 months ago
"Sounds like you've been taken for a meal and afterwards kicked. Which does happen, that's the terrible thing." Classic!
neil2864 11 months ago
SIDEKICK SIMON SIDEKICK SIMON
makerwidow 11 months ago
Quoting Partridge is almost a religion. :-)
ImaniHekima 11 months ago 3
Good to have you back alan. but where's dan? dan's a fantastic man. Good as he is, you need a renowned owl - perhaps with a pension that he/she used to start up a sanctuary?. Slippery wise geniuses that they are they'll have avoided the banking crisis. Almost like they had eyes in the back of their head. I'm shit chatting. i mean chit shatting. or smth like that. partridge amongst pigeons. chevron action flash cause you're a bloody bloke
deepbluemedia 11 months ago
You wanna be careful bounding around causes of death willie nillie
tommason1984 11 months ago
Touched on a bus lol
mexigary 11 months ago 2
I reckon Granny Annie played Chuckie on the BBC Micro.
Monumentum616 11 months ago
@Monumentum616 I neglected to write 'Egg' after 'Chuckie' Fuck it.
Monumentum616 11 months ago
give coogan a fucking oscar already!
ohdoshutit1 11 months ago
"they found his body in a canal this morning.."
sparky6899 11 months ago
lol anyone notice the pattern on simons t shirt
GBAPCLAN 11 months ago
How the heck did I not know about this!!!!!!!!
CelticReject 1 year ago 2
"Mick entitles this 'Family' ......which is a bit odd."
Genius!
dylan240269 1 year ago
LADYBOYS
artwel123 1 year ago
tim key is great
edwinamceachran 1 year ago
Who do you think YOU ARE? "Thats it, 6 of those a show and your away!"
Original602 1 year ago
@MrVinushka
Partridge solved this back in 1995. God is a gas. There. Both sides should be very happy with that resolution.
TheConciseStatement 1 year ago
sounds like she's being touched up on a bus lol
NiamhElspeth 1 year ago
"hot hot hot h-hot h-h-ot hot hot ham ah-ah um and cheese an pastry from the crevice ......of a woman".
aneeh001 1 year ago
Watch the "I'm Alan Patridge" series and all will become clear.
marcyd700 1 year ago
;)
DeeJayShaunbow 1 year ago
smell my cheese you mother !
FeNsTa 1 year ago
chill people enjoy the humour. partridge back with a bang funny as fook
HNW73 1 year ago
TWAT! THAT WAS LIQUID RADIO
MrMatdalegend 1 year ago 3
Most of the comments below are from nasty people, rather like...JAMIROQUAI
MrMatdalegend 1 year ago
we went in the pub and had a pint of bitter! 2 pints of bitter!
DJFREDHEAD2010 1 year ago
I disagree with your recent comment 'DigitalLoveDaftPunk'. I think it should be sponsored by a traditional British Brewery. Purveyors of Leprington's XXXX Old Fart or Necro's Thrusty Head spring immediately to mind. Gin is traditionally thought of as a whore's drink. Although many lady's do drink Gin, they don't necesarily demand money after sex.
2sepgorillas 1 year ago
Yes, Massively, he's in the canal
looseheadtom 1 year ago
she sounds like she's being touched on a bus
kierandoyle1992 1 year ago
It should be sponsored by Sprunt.
SMcP93 1 year ago
'Keep your clubs away from his young, it's Seal!' But feel free to unleash them on the Troll named @jawajawa350 !
fuzzydunlop1 1 year ago
@fuzzydunlop1 Keep your cock away from his mum, he has a bum (also used every time he speaks)... it's fuzzydunlop1, the gay liberal twat!
jawajawa350 1 year ago
@jawajawa350 You are absolutely fucking hilarious! Time for your medication...
fuzzydunlop1 1 year ago
@fuzzydunlop1 Have had my medication,and while at my GP I happened to notice a medical journal lying on the table...whilst reading it I stumbled across an article about how a very ugly woman with a very low IQ who nobody wants to shag can get pregnant from a mans skid mark instead... anyway, I was wondering if being conceived in this way has had a detrimental affect on your life... apart from turning out as a twat that is??
jawajawa350 1 year ago
@jawajawa350 How daring! Such rapier wit! Honestly, with material like this, you should be on stage... with a broom. Insulting my mother? Is that the best you can do? LAME. I'm bored with this. I'm moving on. All I can do is offer this little piece of advice: GET LAID. Smash your piggy bank and pay for it if you have to, but please just go find someone / thing and GET LAID. Trust me, you'll feel better.
fuzzydunlop1 1 year ago
@fuzzydunlop1 Oh dear... basic animal instincts eh?? I suppose I couldn't have expected much more. Incidentally, a stage might do you some good... a further stage in your mental development perhaps?
Anyway, good luck with your shagging, and remember...always get your boyfriends to rubber up!
jawajawa350 1 year ago
"hot hot hot hot hot ham" and "who do you think you are" jingle are excellent bits of comedy. Viva Partridge!
Shabati1 1 year ago
Btw jajajawa350, I hope someone comes and shoves a Halal chicken down your fucking Nazi throat as you are so obsessed with them
WeAllFallDown1989 1 year ago
@WeAllFallDown1989 In a word...Cock! And I'm sure you get one of those shoved down YOUR fucking gay throat quite often... I am also certain a shit stabber such as yourself is 'obsessed with them'
jawajawa350 1 year ago
@jawajawa350 Hahaha, I love reading your comments, they are always so hilariously pathetic. Its surprising you find the time to argue on youtube so much between all the BNP rallies. I look forward to your reply telling me that I'm gay/ have a small cock/ etc.
WeAllFallDown1989 1 year ago
@WeAllFallDown1989 Firstly, BNP, don't mix the kind of Nationalist I am with those wishy washy losers... I don't believe in politics or the ballot box. Secondly, I agree, my comments here are pathetic, and they have to be if I want to be understood by a half wits such as yourself... but I'm having fun, really, normally I have to come up with some kind of watertight argument, but when some twat can only say 'fucking Nazi'...as you did, expect a similar reply. So fuck off you queer! Happy?
jawajawa350 1 year ago
NORTHHHH NORFOLKKKK.... DIGITAL!!!!!11
ugforthewin 1 year ago
why is where ever you go on you tube , comments always end up talking about jews, muslims and nazies, wtf is it all about
blondieo80 1 year ago 2
@blondieo80 sadly it's because a lot of people are stupid....
JohnPersonage 1 year ago
Ideal Matter for Mid Mornings.If I could get it on my radio I'd be a devoted listener.
TheRich017 1 year ago
Sidekick Simon's shirt is excellent
studas2011 1 year ago
Anyone who happens to read the comments looking for humour (don't bother) but if you do & are logged in - vote down 'Jawajawa350' *BIG SIGH.
You know, the Neanderthal genome lives on in human DNA ...
OhSoBoHo 1 year ago
you know lynn your mother was a biiiiiiiiiiiiiig woman! id like to say she was big hearted but that wouLD BE BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
dukeofpearl 1 year ago
Why oh why is Alan Partridge's Mid Morning Matters sponsered by Fosters? Everyone knows it should have been Tonic Water...with some ice...and a segment of lemon...and topped up with some Gordon's Gin. Followed by a pint of lager and a shot of Baileys. Ah, Ladyboys.
DigitalLoveDaftPunk 1 year ago 77
@DigitalLoveDaftPunk lmfao...
ugforthewin 1 year ago
@DigitalLoveDaftPunk F OFF!
infeted14 10 months ago
@DigitalLoveDaftPunk Im going to cook all the food! Its a hotel alan.
3 star!!!
ivorbigonee 10 months ago
@DigitalLoveDaftPunk yeah but he's not trapped under a cow
hjenkinz 9 months ago
19 people died in Paris of syphilis.
JagerLange 1 year ago
Wow jawajawa350, what a complete cunt
WeAllFallDown1989 1 year ago
Smell my cheese!
jawajawa350 1 year ago
Smell my cheese, you mother!
moodini99 1 year ago 2
Al Quieda - please find and eradicate all those that dislike this. They are blatantaly humourless pricks. By doing so you will win the hearts and minds of the West. Unless, of course it's your members that disliked it. In which case tell them to kill themselves. But preferabaly when there's no one else around.
Fiasco6Radio6Show6 1 year ago
@Fiasco6Radio6Show6 Smell my cheese!
jawajawa350 1 year ago
@Fiasco6Radio6Show6 hahaha... not funny
123Peat1 1 year ago
@123Peat1 no
UltimateHobos 1 year ago
i feel it is very generous of coogan to do this. and it is graceful how partridge is edging ever closer to another stereotype-senility
mysteryproductsltd 1 year ago
jen221 is that irony? the voice of reason with a swear word?
mysteryproductsltd 1 year ago
@mysteryproductsltd
i don't think being reasonable and swearing are mutually exclusive.
our lord and saviour was named after a rude word, for a start!
nobovrilformethanks 1 year ago
Ooh, imagine the midwife taking all this pastry and hot, hot, hot, hot, HOT, HOT, HOT, HAM, ahhh and cheese and pastry from the crevice of a.........
.... of a woman.
MrBuch169169 1 year ago
Dan!!!!!
spacecadet0826 1 year ago
Dan!
BertF1966 1 year ago 3
@BertF1966 hahaha...I love that episode !!!!
InTributeToTheKing 1 year ago
Dan!
Good shout
BertF1966 1 year ago
Dan!
blackandamber3 1 year ago
Dan!
blackandamber3 1 year ago
typing "Dan!" to get rid of the unrelated conversation on this page. You want to talk shit? exchange e-mails. Thanks.
blackandamber3 1 year ago 3
Dan!
blackandamber3 1 year ago
Dan!
blackandamber3 1 year ago
Dan!
blackandamber3 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Brilliant new trailer for Mid Morning Matters on ShortList Magazine's website
LankyTom2008 1 year ago
Imagine the doctor taking all that cheese and... pastry, and hot, hot, hot, HOT, HOT, HAM from the crevice of a.......
MrBuch169169 1 year ago
What the fuck is all this gibberish in the comments? Not the place!
jen221 1 year ago 18
@jen221 If this isn't the place can someone tell me where that place is...because I need to be there....u anti-Alan sub human scum!
1THETRUTH10 1 year ago
lol. Nice reference. COOK PASS BABTRIDGE.
moodini99 1 year ago 2
Alan's facial expression when he realises it's the story of the dead postman is genius......
stoogemund 1 year ago
Real men drink bitter....none of this lager shite! :) Two John Smiths barman and a pack of Nobby's Nuts....ahhhh halcyon days.....
LukedelNacho 1 year ago
....it must have been ruddy hard...
cjwcymru 1 year ago
For uber sure this is fantastic comedy.
SaitanMar 1 year ago
This is easily as good as 'Im Alan Partridge'.
moodini99 1 year ago
Fucking scum sucking muslim loving cowards!
jawajawa350 1 year ago
@jawajawa350 Keyboard Tourettes, perhaps? If not then it's a case of being a cunt. And it's terminal. I would say sorry. But I won't. Cunt.
fuzzydunlop1 1 year ago
@fuzzydunlop1 Dick head prehaps??
jawajawa350 1 year ago
@jawajawa350 'perhaps'even!
jawajawa350 1 year ago
@fuzzydunlop1 Hey fattysmallcock, I heard an ugly, fat, toothless simpleton stinking of helmet cheese and BO, covered in zits, eyes too close together, ears like world cup handles has been found dead in my local park... let me know you're ok!
jawajawa350 1 year ago
"Yeah, his body was found in the canal this morning, that's the thing ..."
motherflange 1 year ago
...so funny....and so unllike the Chris Moyles show
lovetoclub 1 year ago
Cromwell was from Cambridgeshire, something you singularly forgot to mention Alan. And unlike the Lord Protectorate, Norfolk’s Stephen Fry and Beth Orton haven’t massacred anyone in Wexford.
youngian67 1 year ago
@youngian67 Perhaps Alan forgot to mention these, because it doesn't quite fit in with his blnkered view of the world.
ch1mpanzeethat 1 year ago
@Gellis2009 @jawajawa350 - Shut the fuck up. Pair of cunts
marcporkribs 1 year ago 3
@marcporkribs Der... I smokes weed I does.. yeah right fuck wit...a fter that well thought out comment am I to assume you are some kind of intellectual?
jawajawa350 1 year ago
@jawajawa350 Wow! I get three comments from you? I'm delighted.
marcporkribs 1 year ago
@marcporkribs Wow! I get three syllables from you!... I'm delighted!
jawajawa350 1 year ago
@jawajawa350 4 comments
marcporkribs 1 year ago
@marcporkribs If you had to run for a bus your thighs would ignite from friction you fat cunt! When I want a dim wits point of view I'll ask for it... but don't worry... if I do want your point of view I'll stick to words of one syllable in the question so as not to confuse you!
jawajawa350 1 year ago
Keep your clubs away from his young, it's Seal:
okstereohead 1 year ago
Gellis2009 a bit slow on the uptake there, don't know what he had for breakfast.. presumably a spinal column in a bap... I am of course referring to BSE, which attacks the central nervous system...
jawajawa350 1 year ago
should have got a hot water bottle to re-heat my spine
kierandoyle1992 1 year ago
who does alan think alan is?
markstar777 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Don't suppose anyone knows the brief synth tune played at 09:22?
81Mace81 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Don't suppose anyone knows the brief synth tune played at 09:22? :-)
81Mace81 1 year ago
Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Ham!
RedAppleIvy 1 year ago
sounds like she been touched on a bus!
thestev0 1 year ago
I'll just give it a good stir then lmao
CardinalDextrous83 1 year ago
this pure class steve, alan is back
mrdjspeedy37 1 year ago
"Lets call him Brian, not his real name.. Err his real names Keith"
CallumT15 1 year ago
this is genius
AguirreIII 1 year ago
Jurassic Park
noreplyism 1 year ago
This is so funny, but it does miss the laughter of the audience which kinda adds to the feel. Awell, still amazing
dandadrummerman 1 year ago
Sidekick simon music makes me cry with laughing.
Tone92z 1 year ago
@Tone92z
hahaha me too
darramouss 1 year ago
"Well I've changed me mind!"
WidnesWonderwall 1 year ago 2
Rest in Peace... E.. Partridge
Anyway, where do we a full cast list for this series?
marcusdestijl 1 year ago
Spiceworld!
Wightman07 1 year ago
sick shirt
gypson 1 year ago
That, was ruddy bloody good :) Thank you Fosters
JimmyV2009 1 year ago