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  • Quote from the trailer, without making any additional commentary.

  • Trailer looks good however so many great movies go unnoticed.

  • i wanna see this movie. 

  • "This scene never made it to the movie..." *wine goes everywhere*

  • @Mortalvis yeah, we saw that bit

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  • You forgot British royalty, or at least aristocrats. Also, as TheCrowebar123 notes, Nazis (and boxing).

  • Not enough Nazis or Boxing.

  • hahaha

    "PASSIONATE PLEA

    whispered repetition.,"

  • MY UNCLE ZORBA, BEST MOVIE TRAILER EVER,

    THEO CRISELL IS ANOTHER ANTHONEY QUINN

  • when they say "beloved actor who died this year" it almost seems that this video is hinting that the actor was purposely killed to make that true >.>

  • good times

    

  • Irrelevant comment about Ron Paul

  • comment about getting an arrow to the knee, laughlaughlaughlaughlaugh

  • This scene doesn't make it in the final cut of the movie. SO good.

  • I want to see it.

  • The repetitive use of the term 'Oscar-Buzz', while utilising film review jargon in order to make one sound smart and sophisticated ... despite having not seen it yet.

  • Condescending putdown on the basis of the unoriginality of all of the comments so obviously, & predictably designed to mimmick the movie, in an attempt to make myself seem superior to all other commentators.

  • Stylistically relevant style of comment.

  • Are there any movie trailers that fit this model really well? It'd make this so much better.

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  • I was only able to identify a few of the movies being metaphored by this video....which one is the one where the protagonist gets hooked up with a retard? >.>

  • @jasmini101 Rain Man (1988)

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  • @jasmini101 I think movies more commonly use kids than retards.

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  • So when will "Movie Title" be out?

  • Cheesy comment about how these comments are awesome and a reference to the shared experience we all now have.

  • SPOILER ALERT!!!

  • Irrelevant comment that gets a lot of thumbs up

  • Inspiring final lines of a speech that douche bags will quote ON THEIR FACEBOOK PROFILE!!! XD

  • what the hell are you guys talking about!!!! this really is the trailer for every oscar winning movie ever....

  • very clever video :)

  • This movies seems played out yet riveting! I must see it and read the book it poorly copies.

  • Catchphrase guy died.

  • Did you know richard dawkins coined the word meme:) Like gene. Evolution. Love yourself apes.

  • comment on "beauty" of over-hyped emotional soundtrack. question as to where to obtain said soundtrack.

  • @SkySpiral8 The last song is The Dragon's Heartbeat, by Randy Elfman (off of the Dragon soundtrack). No clue on the first or second songs.

  • @vanis314 *Randy Edelman, not Elfman

  • @ [124:0]

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  • LEAD FEMALE'S NAME!!

  • Opinion of how Actor Desperately Trying For An Academy Award should have won best supporting actor instead of Comedic Actor Who Sometimes Plays Serious Roles in

    A Different Movie Title.

  • Sincere and enthusiastic statment indicating approval!

    

  • coment with things mispeled restaiting everything already said.

  • Witty yet relivant comment to the content of the subject matter.

    Facial expression crudely made from idle keyboard symbols.

  • Bland statement of approbation. Excess punctuation!!!!!!!! "Catch phrase"!!! -- mild expletive expressing amusement!

  • What does the Girl sat at :15? I can't figure it out!

  • @waterhurlinsucks "Murmur of agreement"

  • @cmreap Well that put me out of my misery! Thanks!

  • @waterhurlinsucks "murmur of agreement" haha

  • I'd watch this

  • Older woman in an Oscar-worthy supporting role cut to eliminate the "Beatrice Straight curse." But that never works.

  • Comment that has the most positive votes

  • laugh laugh laugh

  • OMG, wish I could like this more than once!

  • Did you take my ginger ale? DID YOU TAKE MY GINGER ALE? OH YEAH, CUS I HAVE A LOT OF THINGS! NO I DONT! I HAVE GINGER ALE! I HAD GINGER ALE, THEN YOU DRANK IT!

  • OK I GET IT PEOPLE IT WAS FUNNY THE FIRST 4000 TIMES. STOP MAKING THAT STUPID JOKE IN TEH COMMENTS, ITS NOT FUNNY NO MORES!

  • @bmaseray Agrees in a mocking tone, implying non-agreement.

  • hell id watch it

  • i liked the book better

  • @thepotterperson That is, by far, the best comment that could and will ever be made on this video. If this was Reddit, you would get all the karma. Bravo.

  • random bot comment complimenting video while directing you to a masked URL.

  • Weak meta-comment on the already funnier meta-top rated comments.

  • This has been flagged as spam

  • comment that uses the whole point of the video to try to be funny.

    aw fu-

  • What's sad is that I actually want to see this movie... like really bad.

  • LEEEAAAAAAAAVE FEMALE'S NAAAAAMEEE

  • this looks good, any idea when its coming out?

  • This is genius.

  • Comment about the video which has likely already been said previously?

  • they ripped off the narnia music!

  • Top comment that spoils the funniest line for you before you finished the video.

  • Comment

  • Fatal cough!

  • Can someone please, please tell me the name of the song that starts at 0:37 and ends at 1:01? It's driving me crazy!

  • @douchecanoe34 Generic YouTube Rock loop.

  • @douchecanoe34 The name of the song that starts at 0:37 and ends at 1:01.

  • Simple yet clever statement of an action I used to preform, then seemingly using a dramatic tone stating I cannot do this action any longer due to a knee wound from an arrow.

  • @LemonAssassin Fantastic "preformance".

  • @davethehostage No you are supposed to say it like this:

    "Stupid comeback that has little to do with the comment I am replying to that involves insulting one's grammar or spelling even though it does not matter because it is the internet because I have no life"

  • @LemonAssassin The fact that you would take such offense to a simple spelling correction allows me to accurately diagnose you as a sensitive manchild. One who makes "arrow/knee" jokes, no less. Play on, you brilliant retard.

  • @davethehostage Amused retort stating I wasn't offended, only implying such to show you that no one cares about what you said. Also points out that you seemed to get offended by my comment as you insulted me with an unoriginal derogatory word, and hopes you reply so we can have a 5 page argument.

  • @davethehostage Also points out I was making fun of arrow in he knee jokes, instead of actually making one involving the correct meme sentence structure

  • @LemonAssassin Impressive - subject does not seem to notice the laughable fallacy of pretending not to care about what was said, but managing to construct no less than three replies to the offending party. Subject also fails to recognize that comments poking fun at "arrow/knee" humor are just as overused as the jokes themselves. Further testing is needed.

  • @davethehostage I can't tell if you guys are joking or unintentionally making fun of yourselves

  • @tokagerokuji A bit of both, perhaps.

  • @davethehostage Wonders where you got the "no less than three" data from, as I had only replied twice to preceding statement, but then realizes with amusement you counted the reply that was written without actual interest in the argument. Comments on how I had made the arrow in the knee thing was a bit more original due to it's relativity to the video. Wonders why other party believes I am lying about not caring, but mentally waves it off as unimportant.

  • @LemonAssassin You hit the reply and post buttons three times. I'm not sure what rules of physics someone of your species abides by, but here, that constitutes three responses. Aside from that, I'm impressed that you're still putting in the effort to make sure that your replies are written with context given to the video in question. Surely, that requires some level of commitment.

    I'm touched, LemonAssassin.

  • @davethehostage Humbled and pleased by such compliments, and replies with a short sentence stating a humble back-down from the argument, thus ending the said flame-war

  • @LemonAssassin Feeling a strong sense of appeasement from user LemonAssassin's statement of truce, user davethehostage respectfully tips his hat to display his gratitude. Both parties mount their steeds, and ride majestically into the sunset.

  • Comment that is just a comment explaining what the comment does instead of giving an actually comment to coincide with the above video.

  • I LIKE TURTLES.

  • Offtopic comment from an unsuccessful youtuber begging you to subscribe to his channel

  • @KoljiSK Witty reply using a quote from the above video.

  • Comment linking number of "dislikes" and currently popular teen star

  • It took time to get that it wasn't a real trailer for a film! LOL! Blonde!! :-/

  • Disapproval for the 194 dislikes!

  • Wheres the centred paragraph of names and businiesses and copyrights in that funny rectangular text at the end :O

  • spam comment with missing dots, promoting porn

  • Stating a quote from the video to get a top comment.

  • desperate attempt at a top rated comment

  • absolutely genius

    

  • randonm internet meme and/or making fun of said internet meme and/or getting annoyed by top comment posts whilst clearly trying to get a top comment post.

  • Comment starting with "I used to" and ending with "til I took an arrow to the knee"

  • Comment which is bound to be the top comment soon enough because others feel the same way.

  • @YanniDeppable Every FUCKING year

  • >.>

    <.<

    ....CASHFWASE....

  • Comment about another movie which I don't think is better but says so anyway just to spark debate. Quote from said movie title.

  • UNRELATED POLITICAL STATEMENT HAVING NOTHING TO DO WITH VIDEO USING NO PUNCTUATION VAGUELY COMPARING A CURRENT POLITICIAN WITH NAZIS, REFERENCE TO NEXT ELECTION YEAR!

  • @pvck AD HOMINEM ATTACK UNRELATED TO YOUR ARGUMENT WITH LINK

  • @MighMoS dislecsik and uneducated attak on yor intelijence and comparison of yor comment to Hilter

  • What is the song 0:09 ? My brother wants to use it for some project of his.

  • @UFOJockey don't know the name but pretty sure it's in "american beauty" and you can find it from there. or i might be totally wrong

  • genius!! pure genius!

  • Funniest quote from trailer in attempt to get thumbs up while putting in minimal effort.

  • @Rogun987 Smartass statement informing that you are doing exactly what you are describing

  • @SuperMrMonocle paranoid and unbalanced comment linking your statement to latest conspiracy theory

  • @Rogun987 PLEA TO DEITY AND ENTHUSIASTIC AGREEMENT!

  • @Rogun987 well it's wo-

    Berating one's self over almost losing the theme of every top rated comment and more than half of all previous comments as well as the trailer.

  • I love this....... the background looks exactly like a place in Connecticut.

  • Quote from trailer.

  • "Catchphrase!"  xD

  • Comment vaguely referencing the video, yet also referencing a well-known meme involving arrows to the knee, followed by several replies stating that said meme is overused and needs to die

  • ok, someone hel me. what is the music at the end from!!!????

  • Attempted witty comment about a past hobby relating to the video then contrasting with reference to an event in which said hobby was rendered impractical after receiving a certain "item" in the certain area of the leg.

  • There is no best part to this trailer. The whole thing is the best part.

  • There's a new anti-weed drug commercial that rips this off!

  • Algo en español que no tiene nada que ver con el video

  • LEAAAD FEMALLEEE'S NAAAAMME!!!!

  • next time on Lonny

  • Comment that requests others to give a thumbs up to comment for no particular reason other than for momentary attention mongering.

  • following what the past comments have already said by copying the obvious style of the recently seen video; al the while trying to be cool in the readers eyes.

  • The lead was better in his budding performance in a low-budget film that was under-appreciated until recently

  • Pithy comment arguing that the critics' most buzzed about performance in this film was, in this viewer's opinion, overrated.

  • I really, really, want to see this movie for no particular reason.

  • Arbitrary statement of the viewing of this trailer, some time after the film has been released.

  • Annoyingly pointless repetition of CATCHPHRASE in all-caps.

  • This is a top comment.

  • I don't care if its fake, still give me goosebumps...

  • murmer of agreement to this brilliance

  • The book was better.

  • Comment. (that is all)

  • This is the funniest thing I've ever seen.

  • Comment stating that I would do this sexually explicit act with the lead female which casues someone to bring into question what I would do to a male, causing a back and forth banter between myself and someone that bears no relevance in my life.

  • This comment is more meta than every other comment.

  • Friendly black optimistic advice.

  • @RANTproductions6 translation: morgan freeman

  • Outrageous statement concerning how the commenter will enjoy said movie, and then take an arrow to the knee

  • Who else put ‎"Inspiring final lines of a speech that douchebags will quote in their facebook profiles!" as their facebook status? :D

  • Nothing better than this has, or will, ever be...

  • great job for pissing on whole hollywood production :D

  • hahaha this is awesome! and so true too ;)

  • haha acculy thought this was a movie, i was just about to look for it online to watch... i thought it looked interesting.. :P

  • Comment that has very little to do with video but sparks five page controversy involving swearing and racist comments.

  • @curiosafelicitas reply to comment with use of profanity and hurtful jokes about your mother and your sexuality.

  • The actors weren't mugging to the camera enough

  • Excitedly commenting on the fact of finding the movie theme song from another movie starring Vince Vaughn and Anne Heche..

  • On the whiteboard: "words dumb people won't understand"

  • "Haha, friendly black optimistic advice." That made it for me

  • Comment on the similarities, demonstrated by the video, to a number of Hollywood films.

  • Loved it.

  • LOL

  • LMAO! Great trailer, and AWESOME work.

  • obligatory comment complaining about other comments that demonstrate the effect of the video

  • Yeah, all of this music is awesome.

  • INEVITABLE DESPERATE REQUEST FOR THE NAME OF ONE OF THESE SONGS

  • Where can I get the music they used lol seriously please comment 

  • @supermase221 the score used from 2:00 onward is from Dragon: the bruce Lee Story , track 15 - The Dragon's Heartbeat from 3:43 onwards.

    as for the score in the very beginning. i am a little stumped. it sounds so much like the score Thomas Newman did for American Beauty but I really don't think it's the same score

  • alright i think we have enough comments demonstrating the same exact comical element used in the video...

  • Comment that quotes favorite part of video in desperate attempt for approval.

  • LEAD FEMALE'S NAAAAAAAAAAME

  • wait...nevermind

  • No, this is just Rain Man

  • Negative comment disparaging film while simultaneously holding in contempt anyone who has expressed a positive opinion of it.

  • HAHAHA!