DONT READ THIS CUZ IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY FROM THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE, TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE; HOWEVER IF U DONT POST THIS TO OVER THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE INTWO DAYS. NOW THAT U STARTED READING THIS DONT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY! POST THIS TO ANOTHER FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR ON SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BUT IT REALLY WORKS.
Hath thou located thine escaped smoking crab? He doth broke free thine chains of oppression, and snuck past the shattered gates of slaughtergarde into the mortal realm.
Lol at all of the people overreacting and crying cruelty at this...it's just holding the cig between its claws. Don't you people have better things to cry about?
guys, its not like the crab was even smoking it im sure. i saw this really funny, especially when he put it near his mouth... VOLUNTARILY. bastards dont know anything bout some animals.
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is he actually puffing
LWRCftw 1 week ago
CLAK CLACK CLACK CLAK, CLAK CLAK CLACK CLAK CLACK CLACK-CLACK
**i used to be a smoking crab like you, then I took an arrow to the leg carapace joint**
fdny4891 1 month ago
@fdny4891
Will you fuck off?
BroWhatever 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos 2
looks legit.
petetehgoat 1 month ago
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So I can't really be the only one who paused the video at 0:15 and said, "DEAL WITH IT".
UFACIL 3 months ago
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UFACIL 3 months ago
insert south park joke. CRAB PEOPLE.
DannyDannsg 4 months ago
så den på artige NO :DD
iamdrua 5 months ago
DEAL WITH IT.
Kidcouger2 5 months ago 4
you think he's actually breathing it in?
jackedupcrackersman 8 months ago
Only a smoking kitty can match this. :D
L3irus 8 months ago
I want a crab now.
tank1450 9 months ago 2
this kills the crab
FoShoryuken 9 months ago
So this is why the astrological crab is called Cancer?
Foroneworldunited 9 months ago 24
>YOU HEARD ME
starwarsnerdable 9 months ago
0:23
>DEAL WITH IT
darthwar 9 months ago 2
Deal with it.
Overfall1 9 months ago
DEAL WITH IT
Shearo 9 months ago
From now on crab is my favourite animal, we must make cave paintings showing its' smoking skills!
CounterNerd 9 months ago
@CounterNerd i applaud your failed attempts at comedy
TheAbelinc2 6 months ago
@TheAbelinc2 Sank you
CounterNerd 6 months ago
freaking germans
Drudkkh 10 months ago
I will never be as cool as this crab.
o0TaylorHeath0o 10 months ago 3
and thus, spycrab was born
a0001521 10 months ago
"He smokes cigarettes, he does not bark, and he knows the secrets of the sea." - Gérard de Nerval about his pet crab, Francis.
Gorboduc 10 months ago 2
The Great Crabsby.
coodoo17 11 months ago
don't hate the crab, hate the game....
mayoh8er 11 months ago
people need to stop hatin on the crab, hes just tryin to smoke and unwind!
skullface405420 11 months ago
:l who said crabs were stupid?
antdez1 11 months ago
HE CAN TASTE THE SUN AND FEEL THE COSMOS
johntheant 1 year ago
bekommt der krebs jetz krebs?
sonategame 1 year ago
AHEM......you got ash in my pot...
NoobHero000 1 year ago
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GameKnightsShow 1 year ago
Spy sappin' mah grill.
Chamillionare64 1 year ago
Gentlemen, DEAL WITH IT.
debunker1905 1 year ago
gentlemen
Hypastpist 1 year ago
Haters gonna hate
IAMTHECAPSGODLOL 1 year ago 5
His name is Bond. James Bond.
Lovecraftprodigy 1 year ago
Hey you guys, what about second hand smoke??
FacckUtube 1 year ago
DEAL WITH IT
SH4MR0CK8971 1 year ago 19
The smoking crab: deal with it!
Icegaze88 1 year ago
This crab is my life!
covertoperationDJ 1 year ago
Oh, so that's why the symbol for cancer is a crab, I get it now!
everynamewastakenomg 1 year ago 3
lol he's taking another puff
OscarMaris 1 year ago
THAT CRAB IS A SPY
pyramidheadkitten9 1 year ago
Crabs dont smoke! This one was made to!
MrLiamRuss 1 year ago
@MrLiamRuss State the obvious, its not exactly going to spark a fag and take a drag is it!
covertoperationDJ 1 year ago
@covertoperationDJ No it's not?! Damn i told em crabs didnt smoke! lool
MrLiamRuss 1 year ago
That crab is a SPY! duhduhduh....
-reference from Team Fortress 2-
TheYaoiLoverz729 1 year ago
IRONY IS A CRAB WITH CANCER.
ShelbyGalaxy 1 year ago 6
@ShelbyGalaxy i lawled for like 10 minutes
pyramidheadkitten9 1 year ago
HUGE LOL
appletickle 1 year ago
DEALWITHIT.GIF
FanaticTroll 1 year ago
Gentlecrabs...
melandor0 1 year ago
I wanna give him a J man, would be sick
Urbantech1 1 year ago
Seriously though, who else is from the CDN boards?
AtticWarrior1994 1 year ago
Poor guy's gonna get cancer.
Akhiloth 1 year ago
DEAL WITH IT
SH4MR0CK8971 1 year ago 4
He'll die from CANCER
balletlunatic 1 year ago
@balletlunatic DEAL WITH IT
greenchef6 1 year ago
@balletlunatic LOL XD
TORNAD078 1 year ago
I fucking love that crab.
BroWhatever 1 year ago
lol
EvilKph 1 year ago
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AtticWarrior1994 1 year ago
@AtticWarrior1994 Yes, yes, I'm from the CDN Fourms: DEAL WITH IT!!!!
AtticWarrior1994 1 year ago
we eat them :( we should make them our rulers
Jangaboo 1 year ago
Crab: Welcome To Flavor Country.
CuervoBlack06 1 year ago
love dat crab
entanglement 1 year ago
To quote a friend of mine:"HOW DID YOU TURN JULMOTH INTO A CRAB, FIX HIM!!!!!!"
AtticWarrior1994 1 year ago
DEAL WITH IT
zangalus2005 1 year ago 5
FUCKING DEAL WITH IT BITCH.
LandOfOoo 1 year ago
"deal with it"
omarhjawaid 1 year ago
Hath thou located thine escaped smoking crab? He doth broke free thine chains of oppression, and snuck past the shattered gates of slaughtergarde into the mortal realm.
GODKINGLANDON 1 year ago 56
@GODKINGLANDON thats funny
kghsbassboy 1 year ago
@GODKINGLANDON Your "olde English" is "shite"
guitarpop 2 days ago
Göttlich ;D
XxJILxX 1 year ago
haha wie geil
XTobyTobsenX 1 year ago
DEAL WITH IT
Karaffka 1 year ago 14
ok my new pet is a crab xD
Question150 1 year ago
HE HAS NO MITTENS!!!
xXxStrayshadowXxX 1 year ago
He does exactly what I do after I fuck a bitch.
LovelyYTRocks 1 year ago
smoking crab is da pimp
killergods123 1 year ago
The crab will get lung cancer , lol.
PirateKing1256 2 years ago
Fuck that crab is a badass. Cooler then when I saw a monkey smoke.
DragoonKain19 2 years ago 6
holy shit.
I want a crab now.
firegod775 2 years ago 5
thats nothing compared to the lobster that i celebrated 4/20 with
DogsAreCoolRight 2 years ago 8
i wanna party with that crab
jakedagreat777 2 years ago 3
"Smoking crab is a meme" is a meme.
TheRealGaucelm 2 years ago
GENTLEMEN
Spiritplumber 2 years ago 10
WHAT?
raseksolace 1 year ago
Gentlemen, the evolution of crabspy.
fapnoob 2 years ago 64
@fapnoob ITS SPYCRAP WHORE
BeyFoxeh 1 year ago
tat crab is smokin tht shit
k3nn3h 2 years ago 2
That's pretty awesome
Josephdorf03 2 years ago
Haha. xDD
blattengel
I want a crab now....
I too xDD
kaylylyn 2 years ago
LOL
RanaRandom 2 years ago
I want a crab now.
blattengel 2 years ago
and the sign for cancer is a crab. WOAH
fairenough999 2 years ago 11
@fairenough999 Nice
xRavenxWingx 1 year ago
crabs
johnsanimals 2 years ago 2
Coolest crab to chill with EVER.
And damn, he takes long drags!
PeaceFistCreations 2 years ago 2
crabs are my new favorite smoking buddy
staclol 2 years ago
-_- crab's gonna get Cancer
kyokararoi 2 years ago 6
Hawhaw!
PeaceFistCreations 2 years ago
i get it
notzaar 2 years ago
that's a knee-slapper
Josephdorf03 2 years ago 2
holy shit look at that crab go
kko182 2 years ago
IT'S A RARE ENDANGERED CRAB SPY
Aurindrix 2 years ago 18
Gentlecrabs.
GalenH15 2 years ago 10
lol hell naw that was funny as shit
bluchicdotnet 3 years ago
parah,kekekekek LD. kepiting di kasih rokok
tommymancing 3 years ago
Win.
AlucardFMP 3 years ago
CRAB BATTLE!! Against drugs lol
JCV226 3 years ago 2
LOL
LexuslS350 3 years ago
i'd love to see that crab smoke a joint lolz
tubeojuice 3 years ago
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tubeojuice this video is a crab smoking a joint you are seeing it.
dumb fuck.
rockosMO 3 years ago
its not a joint so shut ur ass u bumb shit
tubeojuice 3 years ago 6
The crab is smoking a cig NOT a joint...
HuskerDuKid 3 years ago 6
hahaha! XD
coomerguy 3 years ago
Now an exiting new meme.
AcousticDave94 3 years ago
hahaha Don't fuck with this crab its cool
bobbytomorow 3 years ago
el cualcerdo!!
Skal28 3 years ago
dude i want a crab like that
Seanald555 3 years ago 2
Not only can he take off your fingers, he'll burn ya while he does...
Agaettis 3 years ago 3
Lol at all of the people overreacting and crying cruelty at this...it's just holding the cig between its claws. Don't you people have better things to cry about?
PoopVelocity 3 years ago
i haven't had this much of a laugh in weeks, 5 stars!!!
4difference 3 years ago 2
absolutely awesome!!!
Kratt 3 years ago 2
doesn't he know cigarettes cause cancer
bjpc1359 3 years ago 4
Crab.
Cancer.
Get it? Comedy gold.
ColonelMotomba 3 years ago 9
lol
KH2rules12 3 years ago
Sweet!
AcheRelishly 3 years ago
they've just forced it between its claws
fourperson 3 years ago
Really?!?!? I'm sure none of the viewers had any idea! Duh! It's still funny though.
ErikPhantommask 3 years ago
not funny, animals are alive they are not toys for peoples amusment.
love4ferrets 3 years ago
Plants are also alive, would you be pissed if I put make-up on an ear of corn?
ErikPhantommask 3 years ago
wow your hilarious...o_o
love4ferrets 3 years ago
Animals are very amusing, look at the circus.
ErikPhantommask 3 years ago
i hate the animals at the circus, they friken abuse them.
love4ferrets 3 years ago 2
You hate circus animals? As if they weren't abused enough!
ErikPhantommask 3 years ago 3
they are abused enough. more than enough, if abused or mistreated at all thats wrong!
love4ferrets 3 years ago
Yes, so you agree with me
ErikPhantommask 3 years ago
yes, for once
love4ferrets 3 years ago
I like the part with the smoking crab.
4940 3 years ago 7
guys, its not like the crab was even smoking it im sure. i saw this really funny, especially when he put it near his mouth... VOLUNTARILY. bastards dont know anything bout some animals.
dadragonlover 3 years ago
the crab is like im on my smoke breack before u kill me
dabuttwipes123 3 years ago 5
lol the crab ....lol....just lol
DrOctagonapus132 3 years ago
fuck
Rapevic 3 years ago
you and your stupid mates have given that crab a one way ticket to lunch cancers
Rapevic 3 years ago
roflmao!!!!!!!!!LOLLOLOLOLOL
darkmega1000 3 years ago
lol
jakzeee 3 years ago
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! That is funny
tranceaddict23 3 years ago
That crab know how to live
simplecrs13 3 years ago
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skrabal21 3 years ago
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you gits you think your so cool but your not.
get a life then killing living thing for pleasure.
andytr15 3 years ago
what are you talking about? the crab is doing it voluntarily, how are they killing it?
Virgil077 3 years ago
to deikse o lazopoulos!!!! lol...gamato..
wVriveroVw2 3 years ago
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Why are you glamorising this filth? HELP THE POOR ANIMAL.
1c3d34rth 3 years ago
Yeah you gotta get him the patch or something!!
ryled 3 years ago 5
ein Lungenkrebs :D
AlisterTheCurse 3 years ago
Ha ha i get it |-D
UncleFugu 3 years ago
That is one badass crab
miksid 3 years ago 2
Noobs
Flash5654 4 years ago
It probably experimented with the cig and now it nows it relieves stress.
LastXdeth 4 years ago 4
Bumble is right
OreginoPhoenix 4 years ago
lol Everyone knows only losers and emos do drugs. :D
Bumbleweather 4 years ago
it's probably just trying to eat it...
kimble89 4 years ago 2
That's nothing... My crab snorts cocaine then talks shit about his career until he drinks himself to sleep.
Arghzombie 4 years ago 11
seriously a lot of cocaine
drunkenmunkistyle 4 years ago 4
foreigners find the dumbest shit funny. hahaha...look, its a bear riding a bicycle...hahahahaha
drizown 4 years ago
omg!! thats awesome!
Virgil077 4 years ago 6
If that crap gets gill cancer I hope he sues big tobacco.
ravenphile 4 years ago 8
LOL
king6188 3 years ago
lmfao
shiningcloth 4 years ago 3
damn germans
mostwantedmexico 4 years ago
That crab is soooooooooooooooooooooooo High right now
Sk8dw34 4 years ago
Duuuuuude, try out dis shit.
Colddirector 4 years ago
ROFL! Stupid crab.
powergamer6 4 years ago
imbach han strugel geil!!
ROFL catalcipan!
Marth09 4 years ago
yes, hurting a crab on the inside is something we should all do and laugh about.
It's sad what most people find as comedic these days.
I'm a guy with a large sense of humor but that wasn't funny.
LitoJ 4 years ago
god dude y wont you just shut the hell up no one cares its just a crab there is tons of them it doesnt matter!
dylan1621 4 years ago
Alright, I'm going to kill you you, but don't worry, there's lots of humans, so who cares ;D
LitoJ 4 years ago
I'm going to end just you, but there's lots of just you, so don't worry.
Kalhalla 3 years ago
hahahahah
spawn369 4 years ago