Man vs. Wild - Take Cover

[rcqwert]

angry birds



[F22Raptorific]

imagine the string slip of the horn and hit him in the eye lol

[jordowith5os]

im sorry...

[Crimsonfangg]

Well hopefully his prey will sit there while he fires 4 shots at it.

[harriboharry97]

to calm your nerves when firing the slingshot, try drinking you own piss!

[TacticalPie]

Ummm if you aim it the butterfly/albatross way you will be much more accurate.

[boogieman03ful]

dat dracuuuuu omuuuu

[JayBee671]

lol makeshift tripod

[levaithan666]

ahh back in the days before aimbot :P

[ry4nmaster]

at 1st, i thought he's about to use it as a bi-pod for the slingshot..

[RevenanceNYB]

@ZERO051894 the animal was like OH SH*T its beary grllys and hes got a slingshot were doomed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

[jakeenuton2]

Your going to survive 2012.

[TheSpiritStalker]

Probably what David said before he faced Goliath.

[mymothersmeatloaf]

@TheSpiritStalker David used a sling dumbass not a slingshot.

[stefanel1996]

"okay now ... take cover"

*cameraman goes behind rock*

me : *facepalm*

[cc72666]

Might be able to shoot a cockroach with that thing if he was lucky.

[airsoftkid102]

i was watching epic meal time and got here

[Itsjoeygonzales]

(Back in Bears gangsta days with the Bloods during a driveby)

People: RUNN!

Gangsta crip: Relax, it's just bear Grylls. We're cool.

[LtEvangel]

Boring, better drink my piss

[goodninja64]

*i just drank a whole gallon of water. time to drink some piss.*

[Tribleguy]

Oh shit take cover? Better drink my own piss

[leonard141]

anticlimax

[giantsdudeful]

what episode

[ZERO051894]

Look closely at 0:40 does anyone see the animal running? Thumbs up

[mrlijones89]

@ZERO051894 WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!!!!!!!

[muelo1000]

@ZERO051894 oh god... you made me look for like 10 minutes for that thing :P

[xisawsm]

@ZERO051894 it looks more like the roff of some car

[ZACKnirvana]

@ZERO051894 putting "thumbs up" or "thumbs this up" makes me want to give you many thumb downs.

[MegaXXrazorXX]

@ZACKnirvana yeh well obviously he got more thumbs than you...

[ZACKnirvana]

@MegaXXrazorXX i'm not looking for "thumbs up" i'm looking to illustrate a point, fuck off megaXXrazorxx probably the most emo account name i've ever read.

[MyNinoslav]

@ZERO051894 lucky animal bear would eat it.....raw :D

[ZERO051894]

look closely at 0:42 do you see a animal running? thumbs up

[valhalla678]

@SirJayBS i did it and im holding my breath still...but i dont smoke.

[metalhoodmetalhood2]

if you hit animals with the same strength as the twigs they will just look at you and think 'WTF'

[ThatStupidMexican]

@metalhoodmetalhood2 too right m8

[Daniel12236]

*1st shot**fail*woahh first is for practice second one is to hone it... *2nd shot**fail again*im getting closer and third one is to nailed it... *3rd shot* *fail again* after a million shots... *shot* BULLS EYE! RIGHT READY FOR HUNTING!

[MrBoob45]

real life tarzan

[LioRoSSS]

Tell me it was a joke, he tries to kill with that bear?.LOL!!!f

or i've missunderstanding

[REsidentVille]

zombie apocalypse!!! everyone get a weapon!!!

Bear: i got this, right, ready for hunting

[SaintsNumber34Jason]

lol this is funny ...he knocks it down with his 4th try and that was only once and hes gonna go for animals now that move lol

[Blatt455]

how man time they take this spot if he knocked this three sticks ? I think it was more then 3 ^^

[libaconil]

Bear gryls is beast

[yodog98756]

guys would u go out hunting without testing out the gun to see if it is properly made and it wont fail when you fire it.....he was testing out where he would need to aim the slingshot for it to be the most accurate shot he could get

[jakeeln]

he should use his knife as ammo

[pfiberoptik]

Survivor Man would fuck this little cheater up. 

[Darkside780]

@pfiberoptik Survivor man brings shit with him too....

[TheBuckers2000]

Or a silent gun ?

[PulseOfTheAwakening]

it looks like he's ready to hunt some bears or tigers

[SinFromFar]

i pretty sure he would survive if the animal was stupid enough to feel the little rocks.

[Pimpmastahanhduece]

just because he isnt gonna get anything big with this, does mean he cant stun a rabbit or bird or something.

[randomenvelope]

it didn't burst these sticks apart, it just made them tumble, FAIL.

[mostvaluableplayer2]

he'S accuracy in mw2 must be like -10 or something xD 

[OMGMunkay]

@mostvaluableplayer2 he dont need accuracy in mw2 he will knife u n eat u

[mostvaluableplayer2]

@OMGMunkay xD

[MrUsernamezzzz]

where does he get his rubber?

[gaarathesandslayer]

@MrUsernamezzzz from the camera cew thats hiding off screen.

[StubDaBeast]

Knocks over 3 twigs from 5 feet away "Right, ready for hunting"

[ohJokers]

@StubDaBeast lmao so true!

[mechamat777]

hi next video: how to make an eyepatch in the wild?

[itachieye12]

awesome i want one

[KrisszKhaos]

His face is always dirty >.<

[maximus9401]

misses 4 times then barely hits target on the 5th try....yup, ur pretty much guaranteed every hit from now on...

[123123123004]

HE WILL SURVIVE 2012

[Saikejo]

i wanna c wat his gonna kill with that, some bugs if his lucky

[llamahamfat]

@Saikejo i see youve never shot a slingshot so dont underestimate them

[quangluu96]

lolz this can do Man vs Terrorists

[Master8laster]

he would be found dead if he tried to use that hunt.

the only good thing you can use that slingshot for is to slap a few stones in your neighbors wifes fat ass.

[Ratd0g28]

Every episode seems to be more and more ridiculous. I mean...are you serious? Did you seriously just barely tap those "free standing twigs" over and then say your ready for hunting something? /facepalm

[TheJoshy1992]

@Ratd0g28 hes not trying to kill a deer or something buddy, If anything hed use a slingshot for stunning birds..

[Snagglefratz]

Like he's going to get four shots at a game animal. I've got it figured out. Man vs Wild is comedy. Think about it.. Bear is a riot... what a geek!

[yoursogf]

stop fucking complain u dont like it dont watch it omg

!!

[zavorhadz]

hunting?? with that thing? O_O

[samdamanak47]

the third one is to nail it, misses*

[phenixking300]

holy crap he can kill and ant with that thing u guys better be careful!!!

[jsbach777]

he's probably hunting for flowers to eat...but i still like him :)

[HIYA67]

now how many takes did that take lol.....

"look at the wild boar ...*puase video, takes gun out (head shot) ..ok continue rolling*

now i just shot this with my slingshot ...you see i hit it right at the perfect spot for it to die..and whats thiss..look att this metal piece in his head must be a deformation

[jayed42]

@HIYA67 hahahahhahahahahahahaha

[OutdoorSurvivalist1]

@HIYA67 Im assuming bear would eat the `metal defomation` too

[bubulynabuff]

@HIYA67 LMAO:=))

[stealthbeast]

Wait... where did he get elastic.

[YouPuup]

@stealthbeast it was homemade, he brought it with him before adventuring...

[wezil68s]

lol

fool

[kydo11]

omg he hit the twings on the third trip, he sure is the master wit that sling shot....-.-

[PeanutButterNuttButt]

fail

[teerey808]

fucken stupid kid

[JBMayor101]

wat episode is this from

[MrBudwv]

I wonder who was off camera with the real slingshot? xD

[daretohaveorangehair]

lol this guy is suck a jerkoff!

[afr126]

@daretohaveorangehair *such*

[daretohaveorangehair]

@afr126  Thank you!

[immarnel]

HALOS 5 "JUNGLE MADNESS" LOL

[freshdude6]

the fulll clip is south dokata

[nejex461]

Bear, get a copyright on ur slingshot, I think that might even be safe for kids XD

not but that guy is awesome rly

[crydepunkmuffin]

ready for hunting xD

[murdok3964]

thats gonna be like using birdshot on a elephant

[timmythefishingguy]

more like airsoft lol

[markothevrba]

Even if that few seconds of practice was enough for him to hit an animal, that slingshot wprobably wouldn't kill it.

[jeffreyZZZ]

wtf was he going to i want to see the full clip. can anyone find it?

[karlgroover]

I think he is trying to kill a bug point blank

[KFerrow92]

wow, he just knocked over a couple twigs, he is defiantly going to be able to kill an animal.

[CommanderMellander]

@KFerrow92 not that I disagree with you... that much. but it would hurt if a rock was shot at you at that speed. and maybe if its a headshot, well....

[YESSEAH]

@CommanderMellander Theres a guy who hunted rabbits with a slingshot at age 10. He can throw a quarter in the air and hit it with a rock from a handmade slingshot, and hes 60 years old!

[RS4n1tr0]

@KFerrow92 hahahahahahaha...yeah!!!

[MizzDiva1012]

@KFerrow92 thats just to show he has a good aim o.O

[jackfrosty399]

@KFerrow92 The point of this wasn't to display the destructive force of his slingshot, but rather how to be accurate with it. Get over yourself tool.

[Rwy02]

@KFerrow92 rofl

[xForsakeNx95]

@KFerrow92 Maybe because he was just trying to PRACTICE his AIM. He wasn't trying to destroy the twigs.

[DanEraser]

@KFerrow92 these things are quite deadly and if you hit a animal in the riht place, it can injure it hard

[llamahamfat]

@KFerrow92 he was testing his accuracy u dumb-shit

[PulseOfTheAwakening]

@KFerrow92

yeah but don't forget this is BEAR GRYLLS the twigs didn't fall over cuz of the rock ( or whatever ) he shot but because of the wind that caused it..

[AshCakesxD]

@KFerrow92 Haha i dont think that was the point. I think it was to get his aim right, but good one

[isaac000016]

Why is he always out of breath?

[arashfotograf]

@isaac000016 couse he is a lay...

[johannisco]

@isaac000016 he has astma

[StraashaArashi]

@isaac000016 cause hes always on the move duh

[isaac000016]

@StraashaArashi He moved about 10 feet in this whole video.

[StraashaArashi]

@isaac000016 he uses alot of energy and youll see excaly why he gets tired lot if you try doing what he did and he moved before the vid too

[isaac000016]

@StraashaArashi

Sitting there and making a shitty little slingshot? I don't think that uses up very much energy. And how do you know if he moved before this video? For all you know he could have just been sitting back in his trailer/hotel before this scene.

[StraashaArashi]

@isaac000016 HAH he can ONLY use out door stuff he cant use one of thoughs, only the film crew can. he only gets help if its dire. so bad luck on being a smart ass

[isaac000016]

@StraashaArashi Simply search google for "Bear Grylls sleeps in hotels"

It has been proven that during filming he has slept in hotels.

[StraashaArashi]

@isaac000016 either photoshoped or before/after hes done the outside nature stuff show thing

[isaac000016]

@StraashaArashi

You can't photoshop News reports.

[StraashaArashi]

@isaac000016 you will be surprised about that

[isaac000016]

@StraashaArashi What? That makes no sense. You can't photoshop a news story on a website. You're quite obviously a retarded 11 year old.

[StraashaArashi]

@isaac000016 you can, ive done it before, it takes forever though :/

[isaac000016]

@StraashaArashi O.k I'm done with you thinking that you can use photoshop to change storys on well known websites. And even IF that was somehow possible it does'nt change the fact that Bear Grylls has slept in hotels before during shooting.

There are MULTIPLE news storys.

[superkimmy98]

@isaac000016 cuz hes old

[MizzDiva1012]

@isaac000016 cuz he hikes alot and you cant believe what kinda obstacles he goes through

[isaac000016]

@MizzDiva1012

I saw no hiking or obstacles in this video.

[OMGCREATE]

@isaac000016 because he has alot of miles to travel? he has limited food/water supplies?

[clopium]

@isaac000016

Maybe he's got asthma.

[Survivorguy74800]

@clopium Hahaha,... why he would out of breath? :D:D:D

[attomal]

@clopium LOl if he got astham he wouldnt do this would he?

[juzblazejr]

@isaac000016 constant adrenaline

[d1vinityy]

@isaac000016 isnt it obvious? lack of sleep and walking or running all day

[isaac000016]

@d1vinityy LOL. Lack of sleep? He sleeps in hotels ffs.

[d1vinityy]

@isaac000016 no, he actually sleeps outside, he said it on the jimmy kimmel show or whatever

[xxHardkorex]

@isaac000016

he holds his breath

[kichukdave]

@isaac000016 cause he always moves around so fast, he doesnt have food or water for days too

[ThePyrotube]

@isaac000016 cuz hes haz like no food and he walks all day

[rube1995]

@isaac000016  So it looks good :P

[TheMineLord]

@isaac000016 he just finished with your mom?

[Rhinoch8]

Elastic is no good... try real rubber....

Lol "ready for hunting" he doesn't even catch it 5 meters away....

[drehzahlfreak]

cool, auf dmax kann man sich das auch auf deutsch ankucken

[bmxmalta]

elastic too long. so it doesnt haver powwerr...

[crystalclearwolf]

I would have definetly practiced more...and used something stronger...

[asaw94]

thats not gonna kill anything wtf it only just knocked over the sticks

[HeadShotted001]

Amen

[TheTriple88]

He dident hit, it was a fishing string that the camera man pulled in to make the wood pices fall xD hahahahaha

[dgsaxl1935]

that is ultimate survival isnt that the same as this

[MackAttack79]

you all suck nasty old penis.. .. now shutup

[MackAttack79]

you all suck nasty old penis no shutup

[cainxx1]

god sucks ass

[gallan30]

agreed.

[pashaahsj]

LOL thats soo true xP

[MrTherandom001]

he sucks whit a sling shot

[foxbow15]

that wouldn't even kill a mouse.... wth is he thinking lol

[headshot2oo8]

that was probably like his 25th try XD so only 4% chance

[nikkolei]

what a chance 25% lol

[ImAnotherZang]

S'cuse me but with a 25% accuracy you say "Ready for a bit of hunting"?

[Zijn1990]

lol let him have his moment :P

[GooglingRyan]

Bears, awesome you're such a dumb ass for saying that. Neither one of you could do what bear can. So stop saying shit about him until you've actually done it retards.

[Youarefags47]

OMFG ur a n00b cun shoot the stick if i was u i would aim at it carefully takes about 5 secs to aim and ill shoot it and keep the slingshot still and 1 MORE THING i just shot a bird that was eating berries from a tree L0L :D

[000Melkor000]

This is not a man, this is GOD

[Gonzalez1003]

No, he's not

God doesn't exist...

[000Melkor000]

Yeah you are right!!!!!!!! But the window is dirty and the building is tooooo hot!!!

[DouglasJBender]

God exists.  And Bear is not God.

[SunFund]

God doesn't exists.

Oh, you and your silly religions.

[DouglasJBender]

Yes, He does.

Fie on you and your silly lack of true religion.

[Bao101]

God isnt real if god was real tell me what he did to change the world i mean god didn't create the Earth and Planets they are formed by dna and their atoms over billions of years

[DouglasJBender]

God created the Earth, the Planets, AND the Universe, and everything in it. Neither the Earth nor the Planets is formed by DNA - only biological entities have DNA. Evolution (common ancestry starting from some sort of protein "soup") is an absolute myth, with no objective or verifiable or even strong evidence (actually, without any evidence whatsoever). All the evidence available is far more consistent with a recent and immediate Creation.

The suffering in the world is the result of sin.

[PresidentAngelus]

I can agree with most of what you say, but only the last part is certain.

[spacerocks1234]

Atually the earth was created millions of years ago by the gravitational pull of a rock pulling rocks towards it and after millions of years the earth was formed, take you preaching somewhere else dickhead

[DouglasJBender]

spacerocks1234,

Actually, that's ridiculous. "Rock pulling rocks towards it"??? Funny. You obviously aren't aware of the vast problems with naturalistic explanations of how the Earth, let alone the solar system, formed. I'm not going to explain those problems here, but feel free to do an Internet search.

Lastly, it's always the case that those without reason or sound arguments resort to name-calling and insults. It's all they have.

[lolkid40]

yea!

u rock!

agreed