The Worst Films of 2011 - Chris Stuckmann

[TheMkStoryteller]

Twilight: Breaking Dawn Pt. 2 was actually my favorite of the series because it was so ridiculous that I settled in, rolled up the hottie mack, and laughed my ass silly. Well, not exactly. I actually did a series of response videos to it.

[stuff60063]

Robert Rodriguez should keep it up with his grindhouse classics

[Oreomix93]

While I agree with your list, I feel as though your reasoning for hating these films leaves something to be desired. Every gripe boils down to "Why did you make it". I'm not sure if its for time purposes that your criticisms are so...banal (it probably is, and I'm actually confident that that's the case, concerning your other reviews). I know you can tear these films apart...and I'm wondering why you didnt...

[ChrisStuckmann]

@Oreomix93 Because I already reviewed them. No point in repeating myself.

[Oreomix93]

@ChrisStuckmann fair enough...I guess I'm just too lazy to go through all of them (which puts me completely at fault haha). Love the channel though.

[Ninjaduck01]

I liked Three Musketeers........

[SummumPictures]

Extremely loud and incredibly pretentious

[thestevennix2001]

Actually, I hate to correct you Chris, but Rodriguez based the movie "Shark Boy and Lava Girl" off his son's imagination, as he sometimes makes kids films for him. I do apologize if I'm coming off as a troll, but i just thought you'd like to know. And now you know, and knowing is half the battle...GI JOE!!! lol j/k

[captcrais101]

Twilight was my #1

[Motherbleepers2]

Why was devil inside the ad for this?

[kligzward]

Films I thought were not to shitty:

5.Cars 2.

4.Mars needs moms.

3.Spy kids 4

2.Priest

1.Alvin and the chipmunks chipwrecked Chipwrecked I thought was terrific, wonderful, and I thought the film designers did the best they could. Its still imperfect with no action,and what purtrid tomatos (I hate rotten tomatos.) said about it. but its stil good. Priest was awsome, I dont know what was so bad about that.

[NotoriousPAPI34]

No Bucky Larson?

[ChrisStuckmann]

@NotoriousPAPI34 Skipped that movie.

[JeffnDante]

@NotoriousPAPI34 it doesn't even count as a movie

[GreenTea4101]

@NotoriousPAPI34 ...ppsshh... that movie was hilarious... u kiddin?

[MattBrice1]

Need to tdo one at the end of this year with The darkest Hour at No. 1. Worst movie I have or will probably ever see.

[TheDamonSalvatorex]

Never even heard of 11-11-11.

[Explod1ngNinja]

@TheCookiemonster890 you're dumb

[IamSnoogans]

So glad I didn't see ANY of those movies this year. I could only come up with 5, for my list.

5. Don't Be Afraid of the Dark

4. Hangover 2

3. Transformers: Dark of the Moon

2. The Thing

1. Green Lantern

[starkingbiker]

ITS HIS FUCKING LIST

[BenGriffithsReviews]

@TheCookiemonster890 Copying Jeremy by making a Worst Film list? I'm sure plenty people have done that before Jeremy over the course of cinema's history.

[georginiou]

Unless Creature and 11-11-11 had huge budgets why single them out as worthy of such criticism? I'm not saying they are not shit, but no one expected these films to be anything more than crap. They had no real right to be any more than that, really.

[BenGriffithsReviews]

@georginiou A small budget can still produce a fantastic film.

[georginiou]

@BenGriffithsReviews True, but a lot of films are supposed to be lame. I seriously doubt Creature and 11-11-11 were intended to be anything other than shitty.

[1999UTD]

@georginiou

budget and brilliance hold little correlation. Transformers 3 sucked (huge budget), Napoleon Dynamite, great film (very small budget)

[Justinv33]

I hadnt saw but Jack & Jill, it was alright, and Something Borrowed was Great!! I could just watch every actor in that movie staring at each other and it wouldve been perfect, but the movie was GREAT to me, I do not care to watch any of the others period, wouldnt never consider IT

[Thefallengamer636]

My soul to take and that was is 2010 just sayin

[ZooTycoonZilla]

oh just FYI Conan the Barbarian was not a remake. It was actually a different telling of the story of Conan cause it was a comic and stuff like that but I have to say it SUCKED! but I was just sayin. I refuse to watch the Smurfs cause I hate the Smurfs in general. I have not seen creature I dont wish to I saw the trailer and it looked HORRIBLE.

[AngelicaMop34]

have to disagree, something borrowed was actually pretty damn good in my opinion.

[jalicewhit]

I AGREE WITH SOMETHING BORROWED. too much clicheness and sooooo predictable.

[MrDarksword123]

You were way too nice to Jack and Jill, I've never heard of number 1 or 2 though

[SalvaJor11]

@TheCookiemonster890 then why is it a copy

[17thSHIT]

@TheCookiemonster890 You cannot say it is copying someone else when it is giving another opinion of the same thing. A lot of people make their own lists of everything.

[ace101guy]

I went to the movies twice this week, to see Sherlock Holmes and we bought a zoo, and boy do i have to say, by the current movies and commercials, 2012 is holding a brilliant year for films. Finally no sequels or remakes but pure creativity :)

[mrlegoman11]

Where's chipwrecked?

[SalvaJor11]

@TheCookiemonster890 how is it a copy they had like 4 movies similar and the ones they did are in a different order

[hashtagkilling]

press 3 a lot.

[undesirablenumber1]

I saw Something Borrowed too, and I thought it was the worst of the year. Good list though!

[DarkSpartan92]

The Green Lantern was a horrid piece of shit why isn't it on this list?

[grigsbygators95]

@DarkSpartan92 I agree Green Lantern should be on there. It reminded me of a shitty Power Rangers sequel.

[Blckhawk31011]

I dunno i thought creature was fun but then again im like the only person who gave house of 1000 corpses a 9/10

[xXbspencerXx]

I saw 2 of these Twilight:not bad, but not the best and Conan:I can't even remember it. Love your reviews can hardly wait for 2012, especially The Devil Inside.

[Sue8sylvester]

This is a good video, but why put up movies in the worst ten that no one has ever heard of? Obviously you wanted to make a list that stays true to your thoughts, but with all these limited release movie in the number one and two spots, it just makes it so much less interesting. I guess this is just a matter of expressing your true opinions, or making a better video. If you are so concerned about it, why don't you do both?

[ThoixHeoro]

Wow, I never heard of Creature. Does it truly exist?

Anyways great video, although it would've been much better as a tribute. :P

[ratchet256]

movies like this are why the mpaa is losing money. NOT PIRACY!

[TyJensenable]

Good list, I never heard of Creature and your 11-11-11 review and hilarious!

[loaner1000]

all the movies u mentioned are number 6 of scratch and sniff in spy kids 4

[loaner1000]

never heard of creature saw the trailer of it after u talked about it...DAMN straight u are right

[hersirensong]

I saw Something Borrowed. I wanted to kill myself.

[DAmicoJohnny]

@TheCookiemonster890 How is it like Jeremy Jahns?

[TheNoodle97]

i was expecting to see kill the irishman on this list, havnt seen it but remember you shitting on it :)

[jaredcbowers1992]

I agree with most of them. however i think you could have replaced the kids movies. Kids at least like those movies. but replace them with the thing or green lantern or straw dogs. bc those movies fuckin sucked!

[ChrisStuckmann]

@TheCookiemonster890 Jeremy Jahns is my friend. You might also notice that I posted my video before he posted his. That's important when you accuse someone of copying or plagiarizing.

[filmmakerkenny]

thanks 4 this video i was planning 2 watch the smurfs until u said it sucked so u helped me dodge a massive bullet thanks

[kcdrew69]

do you have any "most overlooked film(s) of the year"?

[Sox1512]

Great video Chris!

[KelanDWood]

great review

[ImBackLikeHerpes]

Creature was so bad that I had not even heard of it before now.

[rhino377]

i saw creature as well ahhhhh it sucked

[BMLRProductions]

I remember your Creature review, fully uncut, made me proper laugh. Great video.

[wearefictional]

From what I've seen people say Cars 2 either as another great pixar film. Or complete and utter garbage. I'm in the middle. I don't think it's HALF as bad as people are saying it is. Yet, it's very poor on the Pixar standard.

[dreamtwilightlife]

LMAO!!! I laughed so hard when you had no words for the worst film. I'm actually glad you put Breaking Dawn as #10. Haha, love this video!!

[GamecubeLPs]

Bucky larson hands down. That movie makes shit look tasty.

[Tricky87dk]

if your into heavy metal check out some of my uploads ´;.:,`

[Tricky87dk]

i havent seen half the movies on here but i agree that conan remake was horrible = D

thumbs up , they sure made a LOT of garbage movies lately

[TheAquaticCat]

I'm proud to be in that 25-30% without having seen that terrible movie

[Abbytater]

So... I am the 25-30%. I think we should make a slogan, fellow female demographic.

[MattDdirector]

I just added 11-11-11 to my netflix queue lol!

[DarkLordHalim]

50/50 jk that was great

[BlazeTheMovieFan]

I love the movie Cars 2, but I hate the rest of those movies that I have seen. (but love Spy kids 4 for some reason.)

But seriously who the fuck defended Conan the Barbarian when it was new saying it was guilty pleasure? I heard NOTHING but hate for it.

[swapmeetsearcher]

Agreed with every pick.. and I honestly want to check out "Creature" if I see it for dirt cheap, just to see how bad it may be haha

[MovieMentalist]

I prefer your rants to your positive reviews! Nice video. You should watch and review more bad movies!

[THGHOST2010]

Never heard of Creature. Where's Green Lantern and Transformers 3?

[ChrisStuckmann]

@THGHOST2010 Probably somewhere on your list? Thanks for watching =)

[thefrickenfilmcritic]

@ChrisStuckmann NICE

[CapedBanana]

@ChrisStuckmann burn

[kinzeUK]

Great list Chris and enetertaining as always. I haven't seen the majority of those and funnily enough, I'm not exactly itching to see any of them now (except "Creature" because that intrigued me from your review on it earlier on in the year)

Hope you had a great xmas and a happy new year to you and i'm looking forward to your reviews for 2012 - seems like there's already a good clutch of movies coming out soon. I'm all over "The Woman In Black" for starters :)

[hazenpaul10]

wtf is creature?

[jack2breeze]

@hazenpaul10 i never saw it but it played in select theaters including my town. all i know it`s a generic monster movie.

[Colechamdiceman]

Season of the Witch really should have made the list

Poor Nicholas Cage... You have fallen a little low lately

[sirbradalott]

Hilarious video Chris :D

[ellbo2]

Transformers made $1,000,000,000,000, what is wrong with the world?

[Hectorferjr2]

Great video but I liked Cars 2 and I thought The Smurfs and Spy Kids 4 were ok but not great.

[KimberleyAnnie]

Great list, the one movie I missed was newyears eve. That was the movie that I wanted to walk out on!

[ExtraReview]

Zookeeper has to be in there

[LukCPL]

3 Musketeers and Conan were fun action movies. They really weren't that bad. I wasn't bored in the cinema :)

[cns1333]

5:21.. Hahaha Chris your the best!

[zaneoninternet]

Im watching this with my brother and he just said "That guy sounds like Kung Fu Panda" HAHAHAH, he is 10. I cracked up.

[zaneoninternet]

Um even though Conan may not be a remake, its still shit.

[AlphaLuna]

I'm think Transformers 3 should've been on your list. But I respect your opinion, still I feel bad that I gave it a change at the theatre only because you said it was at least worth seeing because of the spectacle alone.... but as much as I tried I couldn't care for the movie at all, it even made me feel sick, I'm not kidding (probably the 3d, I don't know). But it's seriously a very, very bad film and the only time -from all your reviews- that I felt kinda disappointed with your review.

[Advent3546]

WTF is Creature?

[Advent3546]

Conan and Spy Kids the same day? I groaned hearing that and weep for you Stuckmann.

[ludaKrisKingdom]

Thank you for not putting Transformers: Dark Of The Moon or Final Destination 5 on this list, seriously :)

[aassaa99]

this guy is my favorite movie reviewer - im subbed to 4-5 other

[desireealicea]

lucky for me I didn't check out any of these movies...a year well spent for me :)

[EpicDubTime23]

what about Bucky Larson ?

[FabricaRhino]

@EpicDubTime23 He didn't see it.

[EpicDubTime23]

@FabricaRhino hopefully

[rezkat03]

i didnt even hear about this movie 'creature' and from what you say it sounds like a real piece of BS :3

[ITSROBHERE]

my least favorite movie of the year was don't be afraid of the dark, nothing worse than a "horror" movie that makes you laugh at how horrible it is.

[DjHamHam411]

I am...the 30% lol seriously loved your video Chris. Made me laugh at all the crap Hollywood put out this year. :)

[kcdrew69]

you didn't like some films??? GOOD FOR YOU! Yeehaw!

[gotthreebrothers]

Love the vid

[nickmoney]

You didn't see Your Highness did you? #DickMedallion

[DAmicoJohnny]

@nickmoney he did.

[VampireGuardian14]

Lol I loved this shit I originally was alittle annoyed Bucky Larson wasn't on the list but as specified in the comment I'm looking at as I write this you had the fortune of not seeing that peice of Romulan shit so great list and never ever watch that movie peace

[rememberI]

did Kill the Irishman come out last year?

[Tyronor]

Good thing Transformers was not in your list. I would laugh a lot due to it's story's failure. Bay is terrible including that shitty writer, Ehren Kruger.

[Tyronor]

I am a new writer who has tons of new works and they are very interesting. I am trying to get a job so I can get help producing my works. I hated many of those films in your video.

[202MegaHomer202]

ABDUCTION!!!

[mikeydamte]

hahahahahaahaha nice review wand totally agree 110%

[musefanatical1]

#1 - saw that coming.

Hard to argue with the rest of this list.

Great job as always!

[EZRASHUGEREVIEWS]

You spit. Huhuhuhuhuh.

[BoondockBLUE21]

the worst movie for me this year is sucker punch just couldn't stand it

[LiveYoungStudios]

YES!! I didn't see one of those movies! It has been a successful year! Thank you Chris, for sitting through all these awful pieces of garbage so we don't have to.

[CinematicGalaxy]

btw, the Spy Kids joke about Robert Rodriguez made me LOL.

[CinematicGalaxy]

I haven't seen any of these, and I guess I partially have you to thank, Chris. However, I wouldn't have seen any of these anyway, because all of them seem terrible. But I honestly don't know how you sat through any of these fartfests, lol.

[AustinPPutnam]

you and i have the same top 3 chris.

[jackerx5]

cool list

[flapperdoodle]

Loved the list dude, and I saw the Smurfs recently bootlegged. I wasn't worth the trouble.

[rapturessilliestgirl]

I feel torn... I mean, I really didn't like the original Cars movie, but the sequel has Michael Caine and Eddie Izzard! What were they even doing in that movie?

[sfighter991]

Another good list, I still haven't seen the new "Conan:The Barbarian", I really like the first movie with Arnold, never cared for the sequels. I'll just see the movie someday and get a general opinion. I was surprised that "Creature" was number one when I feel "The Smurfs" deserved that spot in my opinion, I judged by a trailer for the movie, WTF.

[ThisguyQuake]

Very uncontroversial list... Take that for what it's worth.

[Tenorsax621]

The only reason I would see the Smurfs is for Neil Patrick Harris.

Thank GOD I stopped myself

[thefishman1987]

I'm not a huge fan, but I liked Conan the Barbarian; I'll concede it was a bit long and was poorly cast (except for Leo Howard who killed as Young Conan), but as a "sword and sorcery" film, it delivered. Live, Love, Slay!

I didn't like The Smurfs, but Neil Patrick Harris was funny; I think he carried the movie like he carries How I Met Your Mother.

Happy New Year!

[Zizou4mvp]

paranormal activity 3 should b on your list! ...y do i keep getting sucked into the hype?

[LostFringeSuper8]

Creature....Thank you Chris!!! I saw this film in the theaters and walked out...After the line "My sweet baby kittens" I was like ok wow this movie is going to suck and I was RIGHT. Worse movie i've seen in a LONG time.

...Shark Night 3D would def. make my list as well. WOW that film was bad :/

Loved the video though. Glad I found your channel this year I look forward to another year of awesome reviews from you :)

[kjayzdbz191]

We had good movies then bad movies. :(

[dirtsleeper714]

Don't make it short I savor your rants! And of course I love all your reviews.

[001pnc]

GREEN LANTERN!!

[AbsolutVeidt]

Jack and Jill

[germibobi]

where is Zookeeper?

[FlyingFocs]

Pretty much evrything he said during the section of #5 (Conan remake) can be attributed to every awful remake that has ever been made. There's no reason, it's fin as it ia, and it sems that they do it just to screw with it.

Also, who thought that he would finally curse when talking about Creature? I'm still waiting for that.

[wojiaotori]

the female demographic of your videos is only 25-30%? but you're so cute! D:

[TheSim1derful]

@wojiaotori This makes me feel good for watching these!

[ChrisStuckmann]

@wojiaotori Marry me.

[MovieManMenzel]

great video Chris as usual...I agree almost all of them.

[cinesuerte1]

Hangover 2 was crap that made a lot of money

[blackopsportal123]

just because hangover 2 wasnt as funny as the first doesnt mean it wasnt funny

[cinesuerte1]

a movie that Stuckmann liked that I hated was Like Crazy

They say if you hate Mater ,you hate America....no you hate stupidity

[Transformersguy1000]

My #1 pick is "Battle: Los Angeles"

Total bore in my opinion.

[oneflewover14]

My worst film of the year would be Transformers 3...I HATED that movie! 2 and a half hours of complete torture.

[MrBlueberry81]

You know what? I didn't see any of these movies (yet).  I guess that's a good thing!

[DEMCAD]

I'm so glad that I avoided this list of bad movies. LOL

[Kaos77Kisame]

Agree with you on Conan, for the obvious reasons and also because I'm a firm fan of the original Robert E. Howard stories, and they just don't live up to their roots, the Schwartzenegger one too. That was better and could stand well as an film, but Conan is more than a revenge-driven musclehead.

[foofighter244476]

i really want to see creature now.

[dftbareader28]

Oh my gosh please post the worst tribute, it would be such a good laugh.

[thefrickenfilmcritic]

worse rhymes with smurfs. Right? no. okay. good video. 

[shEtiTzMATT]

haha i saw something borrowed with my cousins and sister, wasnt too bad imo. and im pretty surprised 11-11-11 wasnt number 1 haha, great video chris.

[starkingbiker]

Mine 1.) Twilight 2.) Season of the wich 3.) Battle LA 4.) Priest

[JDavidTheMovieFreak7]

And once again, wonderful list! I can't wait to hear your reviews for the year of 2012 :)

[JDavidTheMovieFreak7]

However, there is one thing I would like to point out and before you get upset with me I want you to know that I respect your opinion more than just about any film buff I've ever listened to. That said, I'd like to clear up one thing. Conan the Barbarian is NOT a remake of the Arnold film. It's simply another interpretation of Robert E Howard's literary character and is in fact FAR more faithful to the original source. But, you are right in the fact that it isn't a good film on it's own :)

[almoztahbeast23]

What kind of font do you use for the numbers?

[MaffmanJones]

Creature is a movie that persuades filmmakers to believe it's easy climbing the ladder of the business.

That's what it looks like at least.

[JDavidTheMovieFreak7]

Excellent List Chris. Even though it may be different than mine (mostly because I haven't seen half of these) I can easily see why they belong.

[Househead4life38]

Conan & spykids doublefeature..I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy...I hope you treated yourself to a McDonalds on the way home to ease the pain.

[1AmmoGunz1]

what about green lantern

[LordDemosair]

@1AmmoGunz1 It wasn't THAT bad, it certainly wasn't good, but not terrible.

[GangarQLD]

@LordDemosair NO RYAN

[dadarkknight36310]

@1AmmoGunz1 Green Lantern was actually good, it was way better than what people was saying about it.

[idontcare62]

@dadarkknight36310

LOL, that's funny. Green Lantern was pretty bad, not even close to good. In terms of big blockbusters it was the biggest disappointment of the year.

[youthnando91]

i haven't seen like any of those movie thanks to you Chris... i only saw Cars 2 with my little brother and he didn't llike it... his favorite movie this year were Planets of the apes, X-men first class and Transformers 3... and he's only 8

[punk144157]

I fucking hate Creature because my theater decided to show that instead of Warrior. FUCKING CUNTS!

[punk144157]

Yep all the movies you mentioned SUCKED BIG ASS HAIRY MONKEY BALLS! I fucking hated The Smurfs, Something Borrowed, Jack and Jill and Spy Kids 4.

[Acouplevideosisall]

Very funny, almost as funny as the Creature review.

[nick31679]

No Bucky Larson???

[ChrisStuckmann]

@nick31679 I didn't see it.

[pun]

@ChrisStuckmann One of the greatest decisions you ever made.